>walk into wagecuck office this morning
>see plump Brazilian cleaner trying to reach the top of the window but struggling
>cleaner, I got this
>mfw
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HOLY FUCKING BASED KEK
basado
I don’t get the reference
Fucking kek
cringe
seething aewtist
go back
>Cleaner, I got this
Based
>Cleaner, I got this
Cleaner, I got this
>work concession stand at shitty minor league ball park
>show up to work the next night
>find out I will be moved to walking around with a bag to sell pepsis the next night
>this wasn't what I was hired for
>walk around for 2 innings
>nobody buys anything from me
>bring it back downstairs to the office
>I quit
>you cant quit
>what makes you fucking think that I can't quit this stupid mother fucking job? I have a year left in college and a job lined up (I did and I make 125k now) you'll be stuck here forever
>meth addict "boss" looks at me shocked
>everyone in the room just silent
>steal a whole bunch of pepsi and a burrito on the way out
>a bunch more people quit the next day
>we all get a group text asking us to come back with a pay raise
>dont
holy based
You rebel soul, you. A true leader of men.
>Online for new iphone pro because I'm not a poorfag
>lady tells me I am late and to go to end of line
>how can I be late the apointment is 1-130 and it's 105
>lead onions apple manager yells at lady telling her she has to do her job better
>lady is upset
>get my phone in two minutes because I was moved to front of line
>people behind me seethe
>form heel stable with a coworker at our job
>he rings up food on an open ticket, takes cash from cash customers
>when 45min passes he cancels the order because they probably don't have any issues with the food at this point
>keeps the cash
>pays me 30% to just not say anything
>make $100s extra each week
>he gets caught
>takes the bullet for the stable and doesn't rat me out
>fired
>I keep job
Based stablemate doing the J O B for me.
>>we all get a group text asking us to come back with a pay raise
>>dont
Alpha as fuck
Wouldnt stay he jobbed out he took the pin but looked strong still
>steal a whole bunch of pepsi and a burrito on the way out
total boss move
He wasn't the Micheals.
>called poster a bs artist
>don't care if he is a liar
>he doesnt respond
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