"Yeah, so, going forward, AEW is going to be focusing on the health and well-being of its roster and employees. We gotta "trim the fat", as they say... Starting with trans fats, so; Nyla Rose haul your fat faggot ass out of my arena right this instant!"
*Ahem*
Jacob Perry
Chase Richardson
Holy fucken based it goes on
>I know you guys are thirsty for action. You're thirsty for alternatives. You're thirsty for...
>Well...
>Riho, get out here right now
>And don't bother taking that skimpy little outfit with you, you won't need it hun!
>*Riho does a sensual striptease in the middle of the ring*
Leo Miller
Based
Ayden Flores
Kayden Green
fuck off incel
Logan Thomas
...
Jason Allen
Can we replace the WWE writing team with this thing?
Kayden Morgan
No need for wrestling writers
Hudson Sanders
I think Cody forcing Nyla to eat their own shit would draw.
Colton James
Hahha this is genuinely amazing
Juan Adams
It's payday, boys!
Parker Robinson
Dylan Morales
That would actually be pretty based.
Carson Nguyen
...
Matthew Wilson
Virgin
Benjamin Jones
That's a years salary!
Brayden Brown
mods are you going to do something about this pol invasion or nah??
Nathan Brooks
...
Jackson Parker
Imagine if they had the balls to do this. It'd bring in huge controversy for mass media attention at least.
Jack Johnson
Never stop asking Cody why he condones pedophilia jokes and mockery of child sex abuse victims until (((she))) no longer can stink up a ring.
Jackson Bennett
BASED
Charles Davis
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