E Drones will bash deathmatch wrestling, but they physically can't bring themselves to watch it...

E Drones will bash deathmatch wrestling, but they physically can't bring themselves to watch it, because they're too pussy to watch. Damn

MDK

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deathmatches used to sell out japanese baseball stadiums in the 90s.

Not an E-Drone but I also think deathmatch wrestling is garbage and was only good back when it was being pioneered, modern deathmatch wrestling is shit and Nick Gage is a prison bitch pussy

Deathmatches are safer than WWE women's matches.

>what if we had wrestling but located at a home depot
Cringe

>he doesn't like the spooky ghost dust in the air

Is GCW or CZW the one who is dying?

G-Raver almost died two weeks ago but gcw is international mega dimes right now

>...when it was relatively new and fresh and people were still unsure how real wrestling was.
Finished that for you.

CZW is dead.

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LOL

kek

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I thought death match wrestling was a cool sideshow when I first discovered IWAMS and IWADS in 2007. It got old quick but I still watched the yearly tournament of death. The new guys arent as good as brain damage, insane lane, toby hooper, etc

i cant bring myself to watch GCW shows anymore because the wrestling is actually too maximalist for me to enjoy. I watched that show that G Raver got hurt on and there was so much cooperation with spots it was just annoying to watch.

Based and gang affiliated

What a CHAD

true

Look at all those fat fucks

I want to suck Nyla Rose's dick

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This, if you need to deliberately slow down and handhold to work a spot, it’s not a spot worth doing.

Over as fuck

For me it was shlak vs tremont and mance
Final was good to tho

Lol there is nothing scary about hitting people in the back with a lighttube. I would do that spot. Actually I'm not a mark so I wouldn't unless I got a good bit of money

that and Colon vs Crane vs Ryan were the best matches of the evening.

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Did we ever figure out what was in the balls ?

All that for a hot dog and a used heroin needle.

Japanese people are vile and violent beings. It's why garbage like anime thrives there.

>a literal high school gym

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t:fat juggalo

>people were unsure how real wrestling was in the early to mid 90s
are you just pretending to be retarded?

nothing, the ref cut them open at the end of the match for a second before it cut to the intermission video, they didn't explode or anything that i saw

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I don't really understand why they even include wrestling in these shows. People clearly just want them to cut each other up in various ways, why not just skip the wrestling and do dumb stunts instead

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just rotate people coming out and jumping off shit and doing spots for no reason through the night. Super Humann would do well in this sort of environment i think. I'd watch it.

Yeah I'm thinking like a Jackass type show. When they weren't filming, they would do tours where they would do dumb shit on stage. These guys could do the same. The wrestling is clearly barely a consideration, so nobody would lose anything if they dropped the pretense and just whipped each other with barbed wire just because

The four way was better than anything I've seen on 205 or NXT in years. GCW is big league

>tfw Super Humann Variety Hour ratings beat RAW
book it

All this for a hotdog and a lift to the bus stop lmao

Yeah, they should just do headlocks and restholds instead, never put effort in what you like.