What did David Allen Meltzer mean by this?

that is going to be me in the future but at least I am tall and it's hard for people to see the top of my head

He’s an old who writes about wrestling. Balding is only funny when wrestlers on tv try to cover it up.

wait 10 more years faggot, till father time rubs his dick all over your head

>Corbin shaves it off and takes the shaved pill, gets hordes of black women at will
>Meltzer keeps the bald spot, has a handful of twinks sucking his dick
Fag.

Oh no no no

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who gives a fuck

Hi Dave! Can't ya afford some shampoo?

He sure does. That is, until he takes his shirt off. kek

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I wish he'd wear either a hairpiece or just buzz it. He looks like one of the Skeksis with his current thin hair and massive nose, not to mention his freakish tongue wag.

Isn't he in his 50s, with a wife and kids? Why would he give a shit about this?

Kek

Shaved pill is just coping with your shitty premature balding. Manly receding hairlines are a mark of distinction and wisdom

Based

that's called high test incel

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Unironically this.

Biggest cope ever

I'm sorry that was rude of me. I'll suck your dick daddy.

>wisdom
A smart man would shave it before looking like a recovering alcoholic.

Going bald is normal for aging men.
I'm gonna laugh when it happens to the zoomers and they all kill themselves from shame.
Besides all that Hulk "the GOAT" Hogan was bald his entire career, Austin was bald in his prime, and basically get a clue sluggers.

It took years for him to take the shaved pill

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It'll happen to most if not all of you, so that's something. Unlike meltzer, you guys will still be nobodies when it happens.

Thats King Corbin to you ya fucking meltzer cum guzzler

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cultist seethe

lel

Corbin is worshipped like a god by Jap qts as well

What did he mean by this?

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Watch out for that finger, Dave!

kek

kek

Every days is Arms Day, apparently.

kek

the bully culture in this board is sickening me

He said he curls dumbbells during RAWs ad breaks

Worked

LOL

kek

Why is it always Meltzer Magoo?
I'm 100% Russo or some other WCW shitter gave him this nickname. No one references some cartoon from the 1940's just casually like that.

he was told to keep his hair, apparently he's wanted to shave it off for a while during his time. I think the change was a "right" time because shaved head wouldn't fit his old look.

lol at kids in this thread thinking they'll never be an old fuck. Here's a tip, fuck all the young pussy while you still can.

>lol at kids in this thread thinking they'll never be an old fuck. Here's a tip, fuck all the young pussy while you still can.

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You didn't have to post a pic of yourself, but yeah, you're exactly the kind of faggot I'm talking about.

Worked

Shoot.

See? I can throw around wrestling terms when it doesn't make sense either.

>Bliss didn't tap
Horsha Banks BTFO

Boiling

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