ITT: Yea Forums creative team meeting
ITT: Yea Forums creative team meeting
We need more cuck storylines
guys I think KWAB has run its course we need to drop the gimmick and push something else
We need to hire a tranny to modernize our business
We led wolfcuc to suicide, didn't we?
Also any wprd on what Carter wants to come back repackaged as? That fake wolfcuc angle he had going for the last year led to record low ratings and record high tarp purchases.
He needs to come back with something fresh or his contract will be terminated.
>Okay were gonna keep forcing the Bliss vs Rose feud, and remember to push the Sid's crossface threads even though they aren't getting over
We need to push battlebots
ding-dong diddly
Ratings have gone up since replacing the Nash vs Eddie feud with Bliss vs Rose, however it's not sustainable and this time we need to build strong undercard feuds instead of making the same mistake as last time and putting all our eggs in one basket.
Should we let deadieposter go over at the main event? He's really been grabbing the brass ring lately in his feud with janny
This J Demise thing could be pushed to combat waifufags
Give Bob Holly the belt and have him beat everyone.
We should bring back the Miz vs HHH feud
hear me out
we need more Zorb angles
I think the janitor is being pushed too strongly
we need to book Asuka to sit on my cock
We need to get pedomod to stop burying fun-but-out-of-topic threads. Those threads are highly over and we need a ratings boost once this MandyBliss war ends
We need to bring back the kemonito generals, we're facing record low ratings so we need a proven draw
Alright, look, fellas. We're disorganised and the show is all over the place. We're losing control of the roster.
First things first. We need to take care of the Bliss/Mandy posting. I suggest we book them in a triple threat match with Rikishi Spammer and have him bury them, then we send them back to the /wooo/ bingo halls.
Another thing. It appears J Demise has gone into business for himself. We're gonna have to bring the shovel out for him too.
Finally, I think it's past time we had the word "tranny" filtered into something humorous. I think it would be a good comedy gimmick that would fit on the shelf nicely with Bulbasaurs and Onions. Any suggestions?
the people love the kevin nash memes, we need to find a way to, uh, synergize the uh... cross-market potentiality of him.. being fucked in the ass
>The (You)s are down across the board! We need to bring back Miz posting, "You want to suck my faggot toe" and increase "Care to elaborate?" posting tenfold!
someone hit me with the numbers on how many times wolfcucc was BTFO last quarter
I don't have the figures right here in front of me, but a rough estimate would be 1,992 times or so
You're the first one in this room that's bouta ding-dong diddly get fired
*Sodomise our business
SrGrafo draws heat but without a good babyface to pit against him he's dime repellent
Trooth Bombz and that Bobbo tripfag could be a good face against him, but I suggest we push a Hollywood SrGrafo
Rickey Shane Page invasion
I suggest we let the Kevin Nash and Eddie Guerrero meme contracts expire and let /wooo/ or reddit sign them for free. I don't want them working on our promotion any more.
We really need to capitalize on ass posters suprise return, he's losing heat fast
Truthbombz is a old hat, nobody cares about that faggot anymore
The Nash one was a real historic, mainstream-break in dime drawer.
The deadie one was just a clear as day Pepsi imitation drawn up by Carter.
Last quarter shows Stool Bombz couldn't even draw flies to his own shit. His boring opinion posting with no humor or fun drew almost no (You)s and saw an increase in tripfiltering. Now that FuzzyWuzzyMooMoo guy...that's dimes
we need a scott steiner meme to push hard
I suggest we bring back New Jack Kayak posting that thread drew mega dimes i dont know how Jack never went over after that
Waifu cucks should be banned...
every women should show their soles at least once a week
I quite liked the tactic of using Steiner as pushback when Carter originally started his wolfcuc reign of terror.
It's time to give Ryback SHOOTS another run.
latest figures coming in showing that E-drones sucking record numbers of dick
Both SrGrafo and that Fuzzball guy are Carter working newfags.
I referenced New Jack when I was LyricChad for a day and wrote an Yea Forums parody of the Ultimate Showdown.
We need more Undertaker threads. Mmm. His hair is extremely over.
we gotta kill the coomer push. this guy isn't drawing any (You)'s and ratings are down across the board
The only post of his that draws is the Vocaroo, and it needs to be conserved.
AEW vs WWE is getting stale
Honestly, he would’ve been a draw if we had pushed him instead of Nash or Eddie. The KWAB and KWADS were our Rollins and reigns
Robotic Combat is the future of this board
Lads I think Devitt fag needs some time away, give the gimmick some room to breath. He's good, but not main event good.
EH YO poster needs to come out of developmental. He's been showing up a lot lately, getting experience, but he's needing some main roster one on one time with Janny, needs to learn how to milk the Scott Hall marks better.
KNWRITSO92 needs to continue with the strap, that much is clear, but Deadie spammer isn't the guy to take him down. Any suggestions?
Lastly, can we work on some fresh material for Left Wing Stone Cold? He's getting tired already and he's only been here a minute.
WE NEED A HEEL SGrafo STABLE ASAP
>KNWRITSO92 needs to continue with the strap, that much is clear, but Deadie spammer isn't the guy to take him down. Any suggestions?
Mmmmm poster could be a good filler feud, skip
Right wing storm cold appeals to a wider audience, but left wing stone cold works viewers into a seething shoot. We need a bridge between them to maximize (you)s
Agreed, the gimmick was buried before it had a chance to get over. Conversations With the Big Guy has some serious crossover potential with The Podcast posters
We need to push podcast posters. Wrestling podcasts are so dogshit and full of spergs, it’s endless material. Plus it could lead to a brand new bout of boomer posting
Kevin Nash's 1992 experience is our current champ, we can't let it go to the competition without building a fresh meme in the mean time, and I hate to be the guy to say it, but we ain't got it yet. Deadie spammer has go away heat, he ain't the guy we need.
Good shout user we'll look in to a 1992/bad ass main event for the winter
needs more me and reddit
needs less right wing incels
Has "Bobbo Fren" poster signed with wooo yet? I think he could do us a filler run as we come up to the hard winter months.
Bex posters have completely died down and aren’t putting in the work they used to. They just do squash matches and take painkillers, we gotta get them clean or we release them
1992 = WYLPGHSFKYHTBAV
Wasting
Your
Life
Posting
Gay
Homosexual
Fantasies
Kek
You
Have
To
Be
A
Virgin
I propose this catchphrase
His heel run is off to a great start, his demonstration is already pretty good. Thoughts?
Copycat memes are what got us in this (you) drought in the first place. Get your head out your ass!
not very funny, nor does he draw many (You)'s
doesn't matter how much heat he can draw if the crowd doesn't react
What's the long term plan for the feud between bliss posters and the mandy fags? Can we bring in joshi general to broaden the feud?
he's the only one who get a reaction unironically or having you been living under a rock
Idk I see potential. Maybe he should get a tranny gimmick and start posting his asshole for cheap pops. This board is known for retarded Cumbrains, so I think he could become a good side attraction
Dude has go away heat. The marks know he's trying too hard.
>but Deadie spammer isn't the guy to take him down. Any suggestions?
I think it's time to bring taker poster up the main event, he's been doing a lot of good lately.
Might be a bad idea. Their contract is ending and who knows if they plan to renew.
Can we get hard times shitposter back for a nostalgia run?
If we tell them that we plan to push them, they might renew their contract.
Those were pretty funny, I agree
The new face of the company
We should bring something fresh into the waifufag division. Sure Bliss and Asuka works as top heel and face respectively but the rest of the division is nobodies. I’m thinking we bring in some luchadoras to fill in the undercard. Worked for WCW
They're not pushing the Sid Crossface threads at all. The sheer mention of it ensures it gets 404'd almost instantly. Which confirms what we've all suspected all along Jannie = Wolfcuck
Skate fags are just taking up room on the roster at this point, let's cut them.
Nash poster needs a believable act to play off. It's time we repackage Eddie poster.
Stone Cold poster needs new material, I'm tired of seeing the same copy pasta.
Can someone PLEASE do something about the waifu war? I get it's drawing (you)'s but if we don't give it some direction soon we're looking at xpac heat.
Who's the guy going in to business for himself with the Gay Rock thing? Fire that prick it's diluting the product.
>Nash poster needs a believable act to play off. It's time we repackage Eddie poster.
Telling you lads, give Taker fag the strap he's ready.
As a career fan myself, I’ll bump his thread with kid rock lyrics, we’ll be a new faction
>Can someone PLEASE do something about the waifu war?
Put them all in one thread, let them fight it out. This goes for all the promos
THIS
Godzillaposters need a push. They were buried to hard
Based Mmmmm poster getting the strap!
The crossface threads are based. They're breath of fresh air away from the gay rape and waifu shit.
NOTHING WE DO WILL CRASH THIS FUCKING COMPANY! WHY DO THESE RETARDS KEEP WATCHING!? FUCK IT, PUSH BECKY AND ROLLINS SOME MORE!
Gay rape gives us an edge not found on the other wrestling forums
Right so heres the big takeaway going forward. Until I hear from Carter himself, we're running with this
>Champ
KNWRITSO92 staying as champ through the winter
>Upper
Mmmm poster getting a push
Political Stone Cold poster getting a run
>Midcard
Sid poster building the heat
Care to extrapolate getting a minor push, see if it sticks
Jeriboomer poster sticking around
>Waifu wars
Bliss and Mandy fags to continue the invasion angle, building Asuka Mommy poster to take on the winner
>Releasing to wooooo
Deadie poster
Gay Rock poster
Coom poster
>Cooling off
Devitt fag
EH YO poster
Bex fag
>Nostalgia run
Hard Times poster
Are we agreed?
>male on male sex
>spamming it for over a year
>edge
The absolute state
BURY THE SHIV LIV POSTER
It drew all the (you)'s wolfcuc, how did security let you in?
I dunno
>Taker was raped by Hassan
>Why you cryin Mark?
I'll give him props for trying new gimmiks but none of it is actually drawing dimes
Can we permeability release the Faggot toe guy?
Perfect summation, user (I think Nationalist Shingo-Poster should get a push for the IC tho).
MEETING DING-DONG DIDDLY DISMISSED.
What about the Mia yim guy?
The gay rape posters are good shit. Just keep pushing Nash and Deadieposter to the moon. I know what's best for business, and we can't let the vocal minority smark neckbeards who boo them at live threads book everything.
Also, who's that manlet down in 205 Live with the Asuka feet gimmick? Let's give him a run with the manlet title just to please our reliable footshitters demographic
Nah nah nah, deadie hasn’t drawn since he made two guys SEETH about a year ago
This authority vs Yea Forums angle is tanking the ratings like a seethe rollins title reign
How do we fix it?
call me crazy, but I say we give him a shot
I'm a Jericho's dead disabled mom kinda guy
Our ratongs haven't been good since Early 2018, m8.
Carter plummeted them with the imposter wolfcuc angle that fall and we STILL haven't recovered them fully.
The only thing keeping us afloat was '92
look, if we want to the gay community what if we get Balor to divorce and have a love storyline with AJ Styles. AJ will be in denial of his faggotry because "muh right wing beliefs" and then Balor breaks him in a modern recreation of the Edge and Lita love celebration!
Zorb is never going over
How hard should we push him?
Too outlaw
I say we give Brapchad another program where his fake girlfriend farts into the mic. That shit drew dimes despite it being an obvious work.
>tfw STILL haven't had my first shit of 2019
Can someone PLEASE book the payoff to this angle?? I can't go on like this...
>Just keep pushing Nash and Deadieposter to the moon
A ha! You've exposed yourself as THE SAME INCEL who keeps spamming both. Talk about being a self mark. We need to Russo you the fuck outta this board. Don't worry I hear LGBT is hiring:
I'm sure they will take you. Then you can talk about black dicks there all day without shitting up this board.
Let's give him a midcard title and see if it goes anywhere
Finally someone else who isn't being werked like a simp. Nice to know I'm not alone
Alright, whos holding that title and how do we book him?
Stop exposing the business
On the bright side, we're reaching the lapsed wrestling fan demographic and even people who don't even watch wrestling. The '92 angle is indeed dimes
OK, Call me crazy, but I think we should turn face
dimes? it's been stale af for months
people are still buying a lot of KWAB t shirts and headbands
You HAVE been eating Curry and drinking OJ for months like I told you, right?
Delusion setting in I see. It's the saddest and most desperate meme on the board. I'd want to kill myself too if dedicated (wasted) a year of my life posting about a fictional gay rape. Every post reeks of desperation to keep it going.
this ending doesn't work for me brother
KWAB didn't even come from that gay rape shit, it came from Sid's Crossface
92 drew mainstream dimes. It was in the Sun for christ sake
gotta admit i was unironically proud when i showed my mate and told him i was involved in spamming it
what is KWADS?
kek what a dead spic
It's the janetty version which is supposed to stand for "kek what a dead spic".
Here's the original
Here's the original
Bring back mint! Give him the strap!
Delusional. He draws incredible heat. But we need a babyface otherwise he'll get shoot go away heat eventually.
We need to develop some promo chads.
There is someone who keeps bumping threads even thought they have already died. The person doesn't even say bump, they just click the OP and post. Should we do something about it?
Idea for a thread: a picture of the Big Dog with the word BASED next to it
We've got a serious problem in increased Kairi bullying lately. This has always been bullyfree Kairi zone!! Be sure to always call out these losers and PROTECT Kairi, don't forget- it's your duty as an Yea Forumsie!
>deleted every trace of sid's crossface
Fuck wolfjanny. Nash lost, deal with it. The more you keep banning it, the more it's gonna get posted.
Another authority angle? Yawn.
Like what?
I dont know, i dont have any ideas. IP ban maybe?
>What the hells going on in here? What am I paying you schmucks for dammit... WHAT A CROCK
We have to push the women's evolution harder. It'll draw big dimes soon I swear!
I, too have noticed this strange occurence.
We have to sign Sneed. He's been the top guy at Yea Forums for years.
what should we do about it?
We need to push the Foxy weekend poster hard. Right now there's no credible challenger to the badass weekend poster. Maybe throw the IIconic weekend poster in there to take the pin.
It's the namefag guy. I caught him out doing it before
SrGrafo
which namefag guy?
Should we do something about it? or should we leave it alone
/bloomcoom/ is underrated dimes.
Ignore it. Starve the foul beast of the attention he so desperately desires. This usually puts an end to retardation. Most of the time, anyway.
SrGrafo
Everybody tries to force their shitty memes: the thread
I say we send Takerposter down to a developmental board like /x/ to see if he can draw some dimes and if he's ready for the Nash feud
Guest GM spot? Or special guest referee at mania?
I got banned for mine a couple days ago, so that's probably not gonna work with the jannies.
I am too loyal to Yea Forums to leave.
LyricChad is our undertaker, when others get stale we need to give him a small push to fill the gaps.
Nostalgia pop: Stone Cold Steve Autism posting needs a final run. Last match of his I saw was him versus a CM punk poster, and it drew dimes.
Lyric Chad is a part timer
Pedomod has go away heat at this point. Nobody wants to see babyfaces taking 3 day bans from authority figures like simps and never getting revenge. He needs to put someone over and move to another fed.
We need to give him a push when other guys start getting stale. He puts over new guys constantly without looking like a simp.
When in doubt, push 92.
I'm just saying, if you can get the guy to take on more dates, more power to you. He's historically been happy turning up a few times a year, it's impossible to make long term booking around the guy
The slightly off topic threads go over with the crowd every single time, but the janny marks keep deleting the fun ones and keep the porn threads.
That Jake the Snake poster must be off with an injury. He hasn't showed up in quite a while. Someone should call and check on him.
based
GET OUT OF MY BOARDROOM WOLFIE
You know, I haven’t seen CUNTposter around too often. He used to do house shows, but it seems he only shows up now on PPV days.
Guys who is in charge of this autistic Undertaker fan storyline? It’s not really going anywhere and the threads need tarps at the rate it’s drawing unique IPs.
>Can someone PLEASE do something about the waifu war? I get it's drawing (you)'s but if we don't give it some direction soon we're looking at xpac heat.
Can't be done, it was supposed to end with the match at Clash of champions but it just kept going
That gimmick has given the most mainstream attention we ever had, it's here to stay.
WHAT THE FUCK??? THEY GOT HIM BEFORE WE DID??
Gimme the strap
He's the face of Yea Forums
HEY WHO THE FUCK ATE MY SANDWICH? LET ME KNOW SO I CAN BOOK MYSELF INTO A STRAP.
Guys really need to give rock threads another run, they're drawing massive amounts of heat from nash posters and (You)s. I think we have a potential fued in the making, the main event will be GOAT as long as rock poster goes over.
transparently desperate attempt to keep our shit meme going, I think we should ignore this user and give it a hard pass, less creative than WWE creative team
Better make that 1,993 because IT KEEPS HAPPENING
Agreed. You need to evolve with the times. Tranny posting seems to be the "in" thing at the moment
Wolfie what did we say about you bursting into our meetings like this? Now fuck off and go get me my coffee.
These kids can't work a gimmick nowadays we need someone with real promo skills, push lyricchad to the moon!
holy rent free
You're not going over with that attitude now get the fuck out of our meeting.
where do pro skaters post these days I want to keep up with kickflips and shove its
Book tr/asp/ in weekly squash matches
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET THE MAN HIS COFFEE, BOY!
THAT'S AN ORDER!
Guys we really need to bury this coomer poster, he can't go over for shit and him being a huge mark for himself is killing the business.
There is hardly any Coomer posting on this board tranny
It's the best storyline of the decade, user. The /Baddass/ threads are a huge draw. The woman who keeps making those threads is extremely based, also.
Alright team, we really need to do something about twitter screencaps taking over. Tell screencap user if he's that bored, he can go work on the apple bobbing promo.
but he (you)ed me with a coom and I'm sensitive about my cooms they are meant to be private
>Both SrGrafo and that Fuzzball guy are Carter working newfags.
No wonder they can actually draw (You)s
Looks like Cunt poster has taken time off. We need him back ASAP and book him against Transition poster. Cunt poster should become the natural babyface and be booked to go over strong. Then Transition poster can get a new gimmick.
Have sex
It's all about cat threads. They have been getting over organically for months and we need to pull the trigger before they go stale
Dammit who's Hulk signed with at the moment? We need a proven main eventer to get this fed off of the ground
Fuck off Vince you're not getting my ideas for free again.
I second Taker for the short term to hold us over, but no one on the roster even compares to KNWRAGITSO92 so we'll either need someone new to take the strap, or one of the young guns will need to be built up. Maybe You Wanna Suck My Faggot Toe could be another filler option in the meantime.
We could go with a swerve and have even-farther-left SJW Cold Steve Austin be the anti-hero shaming SrGrafo for being too conservative
I think it's time we stop posting about the summer of 92. And start posting about the summer of 93.
disregard what I said about having no one ready to take it to BDB, The Rock is ready and Jannettys Nash in every way
Dana Brooke vs Mandy Rose inna big titty match.
i'd say we should release him but i can't actually find a record of him ever being a paid employee of ours in our accounting system
this doesn't make any sense
Okay we seriously need to bar wolfcuc fron the shows.
He's still spreading his poorly edited posters outside and hassling the crowds with a mic and shouting shit about the Rock being gay
How about that young guy who keeps feuding with the 'Takerposters, always responding with "check into a mental facility"? He's not really getting any real heat. I'm thinking it might be time for a gimmick change.
We need to get ourselves ready again for the SmackChads vs RAWtist feud since the brand split is happening again
I agree, it was way more fun than AEW vs WWE
Can we extend the WHO IS THE KING OF ME poster's contract for the time that he was banned? We have nothing for him, but we shouldn't let him sign with the competition at /wooo/ or Twitter either.
Don't know if you guys noticed this, but The Necrobumper has returned..
Just in time for Halloween..
He bumped that Boomer satanism thread twice this morning.
I'm thinking a 90's era star who still has modern face power as the face of the new meme.
Has to be someone we don't think about often but very recognizable, in a unique way.
Can't be Haitch or Michaels. Can't be Cena.
Lesnar is a longshot since we see him too much.
Take's overdone.
Ugh, we're in dire straits.
I'll personally see to doing that. he still ha gas left in the tank
It's time for the return 'Ryback shoots on'. I think everyone here can agree on that
This entire thread is cringe.
I think it's time for The Podcast to get another push. Got oversaturated last time around though, so let's not overdo it.
I like this idea we need to make sure to dim. the. lights. and give them a spotlight it will highlight the pudding as it glistens off their mammaries which will put more butts in seats and less tarps
LET ME KILL LIV MORGAN ON TV.
You have my vote.
somebody kick that mark out.
>SECURITY!
escort this faggot out of my office
This if it doesnt get a 3.5 like the good ol days of 2006-2008(attitude era numbers are never gonna happen again theres too much on tv, less people have cable, etc.) I think then its time to pack it in.
Wheres the scatfag? We need more regular log threads and more fresh scatfics.
Go back to Yea Forums you unfunny unoriginal faggot.
???
no u
This is the only good idea in this thread aside from this.
I propose a murderous cat battlebot takes on liv morgan in a shoot fight in the battle box with all the hazards on.
>Any suggestions?
change it to arf
I hate to say it but /trap/ and /aspol/ are our biggest draws and it's seems like coomers are where the money is at so we need push /trap/ and /porn/ to the moon. After trump loses the election /aspol/ will tank the ratings. We also have to negotiate a long term contract with tr/asp/ as they grabbed the brass ring and are a certified draw even outside of /trap/. Would hate to lose tr/asp/ to another fed.