I want more wrestlers to be like Brian Cage. Just fucking machines

I want more wrestlers to be like Brian Cage. Just fucking machines.
I want to take steroids.

Whats Brian Cage or other great hoss matches?

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hey it's the roided nigga that does the cool flips
he's cool
i remember him in lucha underground

Cage fucking sucks because he has that body but still does indie bullshit and sells for women. Fuck him.

Here you go OP. Two of the strongest men to ever step in the ring.

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>Flippy shitter
NAH

I like him except for the part where he buries himself by selling for women.

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I wish Cage wasnt so flippy but I still respect him for being able to do some of that shit.
dailymotion.com/video/x6h48zx - I think this is the second match between these two. I remember liking the first one more but this is still good.

Also not a hoss match but Cage vs Sydal from Slammiversary XVI was a great match. Good Big vs Small guy match.

How to you tread the line between Unit and injury prone Muscle

Huh

Remember when he had Dario's infinity gauntlet? So cool.

cage is based

>sells for women
imagine the pussy this guy gets

This desu

I want more wrestlers to take steroids but Brian Cage is shit regardless
Flippy manlets gonna flippy manlets

I miss Kitamura.

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I'd say melissa santos is top tier pussy

>Can't even work anymore because his neck and back are so fucked

Same
He was DIMES

Agreed, Man, I thought he was still around. That's a shame. Looks like he just quit pro wrestling all around. Fug.

He got injured or caught in some scandal. He was really cute also

>Roidy McGoo gets banned from real wrestling for juicing
>Tries to get into pro wrestling at age 30
>Gets hurt once and goes home crying like a bitch
Too bad, so sad.

Check out Brian Cage vs Elgin from slammiversary is you want a good Cage hoss match

Cage is based as fuck when he doesnt do flippy shit, shame he was injured all of his reign

cant fucking wait for the marriage segment next week lmao

building actual strength instead of using biochemistry for looks

yes more plz

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This is probably Cage’s greatest match, he’s so unbelievably stiff throughout

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Cringe

Mr. Get Your Shit In. Cage is a ton of fun to watch live, but his matches can really drag when watching from home since you know he's just gonna go all out and not finish a match before he does all his crazy moves. He worked really well in Lucha Underground though, loved his stuff there.

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Let's get one thing straight you are not

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Injured AND caught in a sexual assault scandal. I don’t think NJPW cares about the assault, but I think the injury made them skeptical and he quit wrestling voluntarily

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I'm OwlGang, I want wrestlers who look like cage, but perform like Corbin

Watch Russian pro wrestling.

what promotions?

Look up some Petey Williams matches.

youtu.be/Wj0Cg9B3ScE

its because he didnt gain height

>Whats Brian Cage or other great hoss matches?
there are literally none
there's a reason steroid freaks died out (literally and figuratively) in the business at the top level

>Takes one Spanish Fly
>Dies

Watch body building contests then, you homosexual.

You must not like Vince's dream of an all-hoss/powerhouse main event scene I presume?