So this is UFC

So this is UFC

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ball kicks and eye gouges should be legal in UFC, just like in pro wrestling

in one of the early ufcs a asian midget got his dick destroyed by 10000 punches

Stupid mexicans can't fight fair

Learn to work a crowd, you morons. Don't stop a fight when a guy just pulled a heel move. Have a disruption to the contest like the ref is ready to call a stop to it and have the Jeremy guy demand to finish the fight. It's booking 101, ya "muh real totally not gypo carnie sport" cunts

counterpoint: asians dont have dicks

They really need to fix the gloves already. It's every other fight now and 99% of the time clearly on purpose. If you can't see the punches coming from one side you're basically fucked and these guys know that.

What a riveting sport

>MMGay
Imagine watching this semen slurping "sport"

make the switch

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>why yes, I did pay $600 for front row seats for a 15 second main event

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Wasn't this the same finish on Bellator a few weeks back?

Never left famalam

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>Jeremy Stephens

Who da fook is that guy

is that sami zayn

>he watches MMGay

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so ufc is fake too ?

Dosser detected

No, it's El Generic who quit wrestling and doing boxing now

lol nice gyno fag

They aren't legal in pro wrestling tho

It's a work. Tackles, impure strikes, staged feuds and horrible mic work from boring characters

I don't think it could be fake because some of the punches look very real and I have even seen blood before

That's what they said when Texans saw the Von Erichs wrestle. Look up the first UFCs and see how they fixed the fights to put over BJJ. Or Pride FC's works. It's roots are in work and in many ways it's still a work.

Dwayne the JOhnson will be at the next UFC event. He wont be at the wrestlemania. You can't make this shit up

This was BELLATOR lask week too.

>coping the rival promotion booking
What were UFC creative team thinking?

>pay six million dollars for a ppv
>main event ends in 15 seconds due to eyepoke
I'll stick to my fake sports, thanks

They didn't even get to roll around the ground humping each other. What a rip.

I don't care, I was watching GCW.

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I was watching real mean fight in bare knuckle boxing

shut up incel

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This is why wrestling was invented in the first place,having matches that can last for how much time you want without the fear of the main event ending in 5 seconds.