Rollerblading thread

rollerblading thread

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I always wanted to fuck a girl wearing rollerskates/blades. I dont know why.

based. I was on my college’s roller hockey team

thats super gay

A friend of mine got me to try rollerskates when I was in college. I barely moved 5 meters before falling and smashing my face on my car boot. She never lived it down and I've never tried on those devil wheels ever again

this might sound super gay, but I learned on a higher friction surface (grass/lawn) before moving to pavement. It really worked

you're right that is SUPER gay
imagine roller blading on grass holy shit your neighbors probably think you're a fucking retard

yeah, a kid playing in the yard with his parents. I’m sure my suburbian neighbors totally found that to be abnormal

>hey john look the retard neighbor boy is walking around in his retard boots and helmet on the grass again what a peculiar little child god bless

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Fuck off you fucking fruitbooting SCUM.

didn’t wear the helmet, thankfully. I must admit, being anti-roller is quite the odd gimmick to have on Yea Forums

This is highly embarrassing, but I never learned how to roller skate, and I really wanted to in my youth. My feet were always too fucking big for my parents to be able to find skates that would fit easily. I would probably have to find some online now just like I do with my shoes, because no stores around here have a size 14 ladies' fucking shoe. Now I'm fixing to be 25 (likely too old to learn without looking like a retard)....This general has made me really seethe.

it’s never too late, user. And who cares if you ‘look like a retard’ while learning, so long as you get personal enrichment out of it. Perhaps the poster above is correct about my looking like a retard while learning on grass (irrelevant either way), but I ended up as the starting goalie on my university’s conference champion roller hockey team, and generated a lot of self-confidence in the process

>And who cares if you ‘look like a retard’ while learning, so long as you get personal enrichment out of it. Perhaps the poster above is correct about my looking like a retard while learning on grass (irrelevant either way), but I ended up as the starting goalie on my university’s conference champion roller hockey team, and generated a lot of self-confidence in the process

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Thanks for the encouragement, user.

>Thanks for the encouragement, user.

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At least post a different picture, you oaf.

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why ya cryin, mark?

Because I can't rollerskate. :(

kek what a cryin bitch

Please, take my hand and help me to be a better skater. :(

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cringe

I can relate. Took me until I was a 13 to ride a bike. Dad tried to teach but ended up crashing me into a fence and gashed the shit out of my lower eyelid. Took years to get over something a kid can probably master when they're five.

Good, that's what I was going for.

>I was only pretending to be cringe!

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Fuck, that sucks. But how on earth did you end up crashing that hard?

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Just pushing me up and down the driveway. Said it was easier to learn balance when you had a little speed or some shit. Thought I had control, but couldn't figure out how to turn out of it. Ate shit coming down.

>undertakerautist used to walk around on the grass in roller blades

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Skaters act like blades are somehow beneath them but it’s the same exact group of burnouts struggling to get girls so they pretend jumping around with wheels under them is some sort of athletic feat.

I'm not the one who said the stuff about learning on the grass. I'm the one who never learned to rollerskate at all...

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