"welcome home, darling!"

Astolfo in the bath while you eat.

Who are you quoting?

Astolfo with my fist in his face after I get out of the bath and am done eating.

I have now found what I'll say when I open the door at a college dorm when I get off my lazy ass

I thought you weren't a trap and not gay?

why are you crying, retard

unbelievable faggotry

toblerum is a secret trappu

Your fortune: Average Luck

Not a trap, but I am gay(bottom). So wouldn't be out of place for me

Who does he belong to?
Do you like dig bick?

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Don't know, was always to socially awkward to ever get into a relationship to find out

What if I already started?

you forgot the swag in your post there haha, make sure to not forget it next time :)

But how do you know you are gay then? Please enlighten me.

you get disqualified

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you mean dicksqualified

I just never felt any attraction to any girls I've met. But I've definitely been attracted to a couple guys I've been around

What's your Kinsey scale rating?

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I got a 5 so ya pretty gay

That's cool, I'm a 1

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Can I fuck you then?

So I'm guessing girls and extremely passable femboys are your go-to

More like I can get emotionally confused by a guy, but the pebis is a turn off.

ya that's kinda how I am with girls, though growing up in the south made it difficult to get through to myself

Yeah, the south can be kinda judgy. Be careful m8~
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You're telling me, In half the places people act like I need their constant approval to be gay. While in the other half they call me god's biggest mistake

Lol, I'm coming from the Atlanta area, so it's not that bad until I visit my Baptist family out in the sticks.

Northern Florida for me, the parts where red necks, gangs, batshit crazy drivers, and so many CVS's and Wallgreens are all at one location. Honestly lucky to be a recluse otherwise the rednecks from the churches near me would try and kill me

Oh, I actually know like an user and a gay kid from that area irl. Yeah, it's p bad to be gay there. Have you thought of moving to like Gainesville or central Florida?

Gainesville is super close to me. If kids did shit like bring knives to school, rape, or in the unfortunate case of one of my friends get falsely accused of planning a school shooting without any merit you got sent to gaines, it was like a prison school but you only went for lessons. I was lucky and got sent to the few schools that treated everyone equally shit so nobody cared if they found out

Oh, I only heard that it was a college town, so I was thinking something like Athens lol
But it's believable tho... I've been round Florida.

It is, it's just also where we send kids who didn't do something to go to juvie, but can't be in normal school. Florida isn't the place for me which is why I want to move away as soon as possible, I don't like the gangs and the amount of crack and meth everywhere is just wrong. I know literal 12 year old kids who have done meth. Multiple kids got expelled recently for black face, jumping people is so common it happens in schools, the education is terrible, kids by the age of 10 are planning out robberies on each other, druggings and rape aren't too uncommon either. I want away from this place so I'm trying to find an out of state college in a place like Seattle

I wish I could be in Seattle or something like it, but I'm pretty content with DC, or at least the cheaper suburban part of it because I'm not rich lol. Just know that I've met a lot of people who made it out and if they can do it, you can too. Education is a big part of it, but remember that the people up here don't just stop learning once they get their degree. Don't give up toble~

Education has never been a problem for me, it's why I got nicknamed google my freshman year. It's more of I need a creative drive to encourage me as I'm super lazy and make mistakes I shouldn't only because I didn't want to think

What sorta things interest you? Also, don't be afraid of mistakes. With an abundance mindset, you can see mistakes as opportunities to learn what not to do. Mistakes make mastery!

My dad nicknamed me Dr. Mengelev jr as my main interest is pathogens and biology. Like using synthetic organs as stuff like that. Engineering is a high paying alternative I keep around cause I can do it with my eyes closed. But if both of those fail I'd try for either politics as I'll put my money at my mouth and try to fix that mess or just throw it all away and be a sugar baby for some rich gay guy who needs someone in their life till I can support myself. Hopefully I can live out my interest of studying people's genes and comparing it to cancer cells to study the different amino acid chains to see where the problem is. As I theorized with the use of CRISPR you could easily cure cancer once you found the malfunctioning part of the cell DNA

CRISPR's really exiting. Genetic engineering would be a good path to get into, if you can find a school with that sort of program lol.. You could also get into biochemistry and see where you go from there..

holy cr*p get an AIM dudes

Ya that's my problem. All the schools with decent biochemistry courses are all elitist ivy league scams that you can only get into with good grades or loads of money. Not to mention dealing with the toxic mentality that all those snotty rich kids will have in there. I've never been one to care about my grades so while I'm in AP courses my only good grades come from tests as I never do the work so I average at high B's which isn't enough for a scholorship and I don't feel like wasting my time when I can try for a good SAT score

Oh no, GPA's waaay more important. I didn't even use my SAT to get in. Of course tho, that was at GSU and now a community college up here. But yeah, I did something similar to that in college last semester.

I cut all his skin off n wear it so i can be cute

My GPA has always been around 3.7-3.9 without trying so I just don't see why people stress. It's not hard nor do you learn anything by getting high grades, you just stress and die faster if you do that. Plus all you need on SAT's to get colleges begging for you is like a 1400, anything higher than that just makes them more persistent.

Oh, you're fine lol.. I had a 3.8, but like took a year off in between graduating school and taking the SAT. Then on top of that, I took it at a shitty location, so... It was a 1690 out of 2400. I got on the president's list at GSU, with the equivalent of a 1160 or something lol. You'll be fine then. Just make sure you can get grants or something. I'm already like $11,000 in fed loans and I'm not even done with my associate's yet -_-

Well I mean if my theory works I'll most certainly get a Nobel peace prize and 1 mil can easily pay off college loans. But even if it doesn't medical jobs are all high paying when you are actually a doctor so I should be good. I took a practice SAT in freshman year and got around a 1320 so I should be fine if I actually put some effort in

Yeah, I need to retake it myself. My collegiate GPA should be sufficient, but I could use the extra padding for acceptance into a bachelor's program.