Hail the GOAT! mmmmm
/BaddAss/ Undertaker General - have a baddass weekend, baby
Dylan Hernandez
Jonathan Anderson
why ya cryin mark
Luis Watson
I'm an ass man
Yeah I'm an ass man...
YeahhhhhhhI love to love 'em, I love to kick 'em
I love to shove 'em, I love to stick 'em
Love to flaunt 'em, I love to watch 'em
I love to pick 'em, And I'm gonna kick 'emCause I'm an assman, Yeaahhhh, I'm an assman
Yes, I'm an assman, Ohh oh oh
I'm an assman
So many asses, So little time
A little tight one, Can stop me on the dime
I'm a lover, Of every kind
The best surprises always sneak up from behindI'm an assman, Yeahhh, I'm an assman
Yes, I'm an assman, Ohh oh oh
I'm an assmanBuns of glory, Buns of steel
Your eyes will give away the truth of how I feel
You walk behind me, I feel the heat
That's why the girls don't walk behind me down the streetI'm an assman, Yeahhhh, I'm an assman
Yes, I'm an assman, Ohh oh ohI love to love 'em, I love to kick 'em
I love to shove 'em, I love to stick 'em
(*ECHO* I *ECHO*) Love to flaunt 'em, I love to watch 'em
I love to pick 'em, And I'm gonna kick 'emI'm an assman, Yeaahh, I'm an assman
Yes, I'm an assman, Ohh oh oh
Cause I'm an assman
Yeahhhh, I'm an ass man
Yes, I'm an assman, Yeahhh
I'm a ass man, Ohh Oh Oh
I'm an ass man
Yes, I'm an assman
Cause I'm an assman
Yeahhhh, I'm an ass man
Dominic Brooks
Share your baddass plans for the weekend.
Nolan Johnson
mmmmmmm
James Cruz
MmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Levi Sanders
Kevin Sanchez
mmmmm baddass pure strikes, dont wanna mess with him
Connor Ross
Taking my kid to go see Mickey on Ice tomorrow, going over to my Dads house to watch football on Sunday. Just good, clean wholesome family fun. Probably fuck my wife in the ass too at some point.
Ryder Perry
mmmmm nice hat mmmmmark
Matthew Scott
m.youtube.com
Game Over
Isaac Brooks
Brody Reyes
Jace Thomas
Michael Reed
if only the actual Undertaker was as wholesome as his memes
Owen Russell
Asher Perez
The hell are you talking about, user? He is a very good man.
Ayden Smith
Jaxson Watson
Alexander Turner
John Jenkins
Jason Smith
THAT HAIR
Elijah Powell
Elijah Moore
Noah Jones
Nolan Campbell
David Turner
Dominic Murphy
HAIR
Hunter Price
Gabriel Peterson
Bentley Taylor
Who ever made this deserves a fucking medal.
Luke White
Owen Rodriguez
Jose Taylor
Ayden Hill
Mason Miller
In addition to having the most amazing hair ever, the biggest and most defined muscles, the nicest skin tone, and best facial hair, his eyes are also extremely beautiful.
Gavin Scott
Jose Anderson
I'm going to try to get back with my tranny bf wish me luck badasses
Elijah Russell
Good luck, faggot.
Charles White
Henry Cook
Just opened a bottle of Jack and I feel like I should pure strike my wife for over cooking the steak.
Hudson Flores
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Dominic Davis
Mmmmmm you should always treat your wife with respect. Don't be like that degenerate Austin.
Christian Gray
BASED
Jayden Howard
hehe i also like to ironically pretend i like undercarder and he wasn't an anti-draw lmao so based to pretend heheh
Aiden Price
We ain't pretending. The Undertaker is the greatest of all time, and is literally a god among men. Don't try to bullshit us, brother.
Lucas Jackson
God he's so fucking hot.
Xavier Smith
Respect.
Charles Wilson
I don't know who the hell that is in your pic, but since you're such a friendly stranger you can keep your soul, user. Mmm.
Elijah Myers
>11 posters
>48 posts
crinfe
David Peterson
BADASS BADASS BADASS BADASS BADASS BADASS BADASS BADASS BADASS BADASS BADASS BADASS BADASS BADASS BADASS BADASS BADASS BADASS BADASS BADASS BADASS BADASS BADASS BADASS
Logan Gonzalez
That's because of my rare and baddass pic dump.
Christian Moore
Went to Walmart earlier to look for an Undertaker action figure that I have been eyeballing for a while to add to my collection, but they were sold out. They had fucking Bret Hart, AJ Styles, Reigns, etc. But no goddamn Undertaker. His figures are selling like hotcakes. Gonna have to go back in a few days and see if I can get one then.
Jack Clark
Zachary Long
Hunter Roberts
M
Gavin Lopez
Thanks brother have a badass weekend baby
Ryan Price
bump to keep cancer waifufagism away
Cooper Reyes
Parker Phillips
>58 posts
>13 posters
based mentally ill tranny
Carson Morgan
Based.
Ryan Ramirez
Take your meds, user.
Kayden Allen
My dad and I were having a discussion about pro wrestling the other day, (he has been into wrestling since the 60's; he's what got me into it) and he randomly said, "They should have Undertaker win the 24/7 title, and then let him go to NXT and win the championship before he retires." This would be fucking nuts, but shit, I'd actually like to see that happen. Kek.
Elijah Edwards
Jaxson Moore
mmmmmmmmm another badd ass thread.... To the man? That's badd to the bone
Thomas Smith
Joshua Powell
based as fuck
Logan Stewart
mmmmmm wouldn't want him knocking on my door.
David Powell
Mmmmmmmm those are some pure strikes
Christian Stewart
Uh excuse me Mr Under but that's my seat.
Carter Gutierrez
Juan Perez
Aaron Hill
Josiah Wilson
Uh are we gonna have a problem here Mr Under?
Uh look see this I paid for my ticket and that's my seat. Do you want me to call security?
Liam Smith
Have a look at these mmmmmm
Jeremiah Jenkins
>Uh are we gonna have a problem here Mr Under?
Brayden Anderson
kek is that his house? guess 10 different kids with 3 ex wives will do that to ya
Isaac Cook
It's what your house will look like when he's done throwing your ass through the walls, son.
Justin Rogers
Jace Clark
Why is Triple H always so scared of 'Taker?
Brandon Diaz
Oliver Collins
Zachary Foster
Tyler Jackson
Fucking KeK!
Carter Powell
Nicholas Kelly
Aaron Hall
Bentley Sullivan
mmmmmmm wouldn't want to be a defendant in this badd ass court
Mason Phillips
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Hudson Smith
mmmmmmm
Colton Williams
Mmm
Luke Edwards
Looks like Kid Rock
Parker Edwards
Eli White
It actually does, kek. Here is a better one.
Ethan Mitchell
Christian Cruz
Need to keep this general bumped above all the Rikishi ass threads.
Easton Kelly
I plan on ordering chinese takeout for dinner tonight. I'm gonna save some leftovers tomorrow while watching the Seahawks/Saints game. Mmmmm go hawks and general tso's chicken
Elijah Hernandez
>chinese takeout
Well, I hope you bought an adequate amount of toilet paper, user, or you won't have a very baddass monday. Mmmmm.
Dylan Reyes
All right
Keep on rollin' behbeh
You know what time it is
Brayden Scott
KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
Ethan Torres
Every thread is you talking to yourself
James Rodriguez
There are 25 posters here, kek. You are insane.
Jacob Diaz
Gavin Murphy
Austin Collins
Hudson Cooper
That one always gets me.
Ryder Russell
based thread
Wyatt Flores
How can one man be so based?
Colton Ramirez
Based Taker with a based jersey and the GoAT looking championship title.
Angel White
they’re all you using data on your phone to change your ip though
Colton Smith
I don't own a cellphone, user. Home phone 4 life.
Adam Peterson
>and the GoAT looking championship title.
100%.
Jose Moore
Nathaniel Brown
William Torres
Angel Miller
Mmmmmmmm
Jayden Robinson
m.youtube.com
This is a long watch, but a very good compilation of The Undertaker's tombstone piledrivers throughout the years, for those who are interested. It is quite fascinating to compare how he did it in the early 90's compared to later on in his career. (My absolute favorite version of the tombstone is when he used to leap into it. That looked so fucking brutal.)
Chase Myers
mmmmmmmmm one of the purest strikes wouldn't want to be hit with that
Nicholas Miller
Mmmmm that chicken and rice were bad to the bone. Next stop, sunday football.
Josiah Bennett
Connor Smith
Oliver Rogers
Aiden Kelly
Jackson Rivera
Ryan Sanchez
Mmm
Xavier Peterson
Evan Perez
Justin Phillips
badass bump
Adrian Gray
please check in to a mental facility
Leo Moore
based proto ethering this simp
Aiden Scott
Who?
David Robinson
Brandon Hill
Kayden Torres
I don't see anything wrong with this picture at all. Go ahead and call me a retard. I don't care.
William Scott
My weekend wasn't badass at all lads, now there's only 4 hours of it left, what do I do?
Jackson Gray
Sorry to hear that, friend. The only thing you can do now is drink until you pass out.
Charles Walker
Gavin James
David James
Mmm
Ryder Mitchell
I won't let this thread die, take.
Evan Gonzalez
People say I've lost touch with reality.....but I am who I am...and tonight, you become one with my ministry. But first, you must SUFFER. You must feel unimaginable PAIN... so ressst gently, user. It's going to be a long, loooooong night.
>Maniacal laughter
Cameron Scott
Adrian Gutierrez
That hair is still amazing. God-level genetics.
Lucas Morris
Dylan James
Never heard of hair extensions, you dunce?
Luis Butler
Look at his scalp. He's still got healthy hair. When he makes appearances outside of WWE, he often pulls it back in a ponytail, and it is the same length. He was likely using extensions a few years back when his hair had been cut shorter, but I doubt that is the case now. He has a really impressive head of hair for a 54 year old man.
Wyatt Murphy
god you’re a fag
Henry Murphy
Angel Harris
Colton Lee
Caleb Carter
No u
Isaiah Campbell
Mmm
Gavin King
Evan Howard
Lucas Jenkins
Thomas Cruz
visit a mental health professional
Samuel Parker
Colton Powell
the purer the strike the purer the bump
Carson Powell
Samuel King
based
Owen Garcia
Jackson Williams
Taker looked so much more badass drinking beer than Austin did.
Chase Gutierrez
Eli Cruz
Mmmm, how was your Monday fellow Takechads?
Ian Hernandez
Mine was going really well, until I hurt my back at work. I had to go dig out a footing for a foundation (an addition onto an existing mobile home), bent over to clean out a ditch with my shovel, and now my fucking sciatica is acting up again. Hadn't had any problems with it for nearly 2 years, but now it's fucking killing me, and I gotta go back to work tomorrow with a different crew and install brick doorsteps on another mobile home. I'm gonna be eating muscle-relaxers and any kind of pain medication I can get my hands on. Mmmmmm.
Camden Powell
Noah Gray
Lucas Turner
Cameron Moore
Ian Thomas
Jackson Harris
John Garcia
Gavin Peterson
Daniel Bailey
Mmmm I miss the body bags
Brandon Green
I miss those, as well. I wish he would use one once more, for old times' sake. I *really* wish he would have put Sami Zayne in one on Smackdown at MSG.
Hunter Mitchell
m.youtube.com
If you were in a foxhole, taking rounds from enemy, who would you rather have by your side, the so called "American hero " or the true-life American Badass?
Adrian Wood