/abg/ - apple bobbing general

/abg/ - apple bobbing general

what are you bobbing lads?

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i've never done that before
and i don't feel like i missed out on anything

not sure why you'd come into the apple bobbing general if you've never competed in the sport... weird but alright

anyway back on topic -- i've been practicing with some granny smiths in a 24" bucket, but the damn thing is only 1 foot deep. Going to need to get a larger tub before comp season starts up this year. Although I'm a bit torn this year whether I'll go for the grannysmith or crab apple division. The competition is tougher in crabapple but it's definitely a bigger win than the GS division. Might be worth the work to try my hand at that one. What division are you guys training for this year?

its a trick to make kids stick their heads in a cold container of water at halloween events

No it's a competition. gtfo

What the fuck is this thread?

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This board is about alternative sports. In fact, originally, wrestling wasn't even on here.

Wrong fucking image.

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Is apple bobbing an actual sport that people care about? I mean, is this a serious thread, or is this a work?

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I'd like to go Bobbing on Bayleys ass cheeks if you know what I mean

It's unironically really popular in some Euro countries. They even have competition and big stars who make the rounds on talk shows.

please lurk more before shitting up the abg

>wrestlefags are ignorant
Imagine my shock.

That's...actually somewhat interesting, and rather humorous at the same time. Seems like something that could actually be fun... Possibly.
Ya seethe?

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If you're interested in starting it's a pretty low barrier for entry. You don't even need a regulation size tub to practice in (unless you're looking to go pro but you wont need to worry about that yet) and even going to your grocery store and just getting a bag of apples will do for the purposes of starting and getting your feet (and hair lol) wet in the game. Of course if you start getting serious you're going to want to get at least a 68" regulation metal tub with at least a 4 foot bob clearance, but that's for down the line.

what an Apple bobbing bitch

Don't think I've bobbed for apples since I was six or seven for a Halloween contest (bobbing for apples in a box robot costume is pretty damn impossible).
Last time I did something similar was in college with "bobbing for alcohol" bottles for spring break. Think it was some faggots idea that it would help prevent hangovers and heatstroke. Pretty sure I chipped a tooth trying to pick up a Shiner bottle. Got more pleasure out of seeing chicks bent over, getting wet and freezing for a bit.

idiots like this give bobbing a bad name

What’s everybody’s bobbing record? I got 13 in 60 seconds.

ambrosia? or granny smith?

>tfw no gf because the apple-bobbing chads have stolen all the girls in my community

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Some lyrichad make a song about bobbing for apples

a waifu thread died for this. Thank you

What if I don't have apples? Can I use pears, or oranges?

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i mean.. if you want to bob for pears, or oranges? but you're not bobbing for apples

Apple bobbing is not an alternative sport and you know it.

go back to your general and talk to yourself

better general than anything jap related

bump to fuck over a waifu thread

Imaging hiding under the tank with your erect penis stick up proud and true through a hole you cut in earlier in the the day lol.

what's everyone's favorite apple type to bob with?

user
You have a problem. Go outside, have some interactions with normal real people. Stop talking to imaginary people on the internet.

fuck off scumbag we don't need dirtbags like you in the hobby

Typically if I'm training out of season I'll just grab a sack of whatever's cheapest at the grocer but when comp season starts I'll pretty much stick to regulation size for whatever apple I'm bobbing for that year. In general though for beginners I'd always recommend golden delicious or fuji for a beginner. Definitely want a softer gape for someone new you don't want to start off on a granny smith or a big red.

My nigga, there was 23 people in the last /Baddass/ thread. The based GOAT is a huge draw.

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Kek based thread. What wrestler would be great at Apple bobbing?

for me it's about float, the chemical makeup of both the apple and tap water will effect which apple is more viable, if it's a regional event the tap water you use will be close enough to the water at the competition, but I tend to go in for national events which makes the whole meta quite intense, ultimately tho I choose my division based solely on which apples have the best buoyancy that season.

>tap water
Honestly, I'd be afraid to use tap water. Shit is loaded with flouride, which is dangerous. If I actually do any apple bobbing, I'd go with water purified by reverse osmosis.

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our regional champion keeps pushign for them to use purified water but they claim it's too expensive to buy all those bottles, they don't seem to understand you can buy a purifier, baka.

Nigga what do you think

Based

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Buddy Murphy

holy based

who is your regional champion

a guy by the name of Dave, top bloke, really knows his shit about timing and pacing, a real master of the art of the sport, y'know?

Any good apple bobbing books?

bump to fuck over a waifu thread

Only apple bobbing porn books.

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Meant like guides

cesaro

>his school apple bobbing team never made the playoffs

fina

Unironically best thread on the board

how about bobbing for brapples

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that's two men

Cringe

guys do you prefer green or red apples?

Red, green are for fags

Is there a world championship, who is the world champion?

pink ladies

Bump because I bought a nice bag of delicious granny smith apples today.

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U going 2 bob em?

check these

who here /honeycrisp/ master race?

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I don't have a tub. kek.
My view on this general has since changed after reading some of the posts here. Apologies to the apple bobbing anons.

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What are the best tasting apples

are you from europe?

No, south-eastern US.

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Go to bed you weird cunt.

yes and

I did, and now I just woke up.

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Apple

lol

keep that shit on Yea Forums

Bump

>wake up
>rush out of bed
>hurry to computer
>excitedly log into your windows 10 account
>load up chrome
>straight to the apple bobbing general on a filipino vacuum repair customer support form
Disgusting

bump to fuck over a waifu thread

You've got it all wrong, pal.
>wake up
>rush out of bed, cursing and screaming because I hate getting up early and going to work.
>Finally calm down with a cup of coffee
>grab e-cig and Samsung tablet from bedside desk
>straight to YouTube to listen to some Metallica tunes, then visit the /Baddass/ undertaker general, THEN go to apple bobbing general
Not disgusting at all. Actually quite based.

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>e-cig
>Samsung tablet
>Actually quite based
Seek test ya hipster faggot

Im not that into bobbing. Pie eating comps is where it's at.

You know this is the first time I've seen this general and I'm all for it. In fact, fuck a general let's just replace all the retarded spam threads with apple bobbing threads.

Wrestling isn't even a sport ffs. This is where it belongs:

I know this will surprise you but Booker T did some serious bobbing in his youth. If I recall correctly, he has been the youngest NABL Texas champion ever for a very long time

I'm a woman, you dink.

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Post pits pls

Oh, so that's why I always hear stories about him dropping by apple bobbing competitions around the States!
Fuck, it makes sense with him being on the road with wwe, I always thought other bobbers were shitting me for also liking wrestling

crab apple

...

I gotta wonder if the GOAT has ever done any apple bobbing. That would be interesting to see, especially since his hair would get wet.

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Trying too hard

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Hey, I'm just trying to keep this general alive. The least you can do is show a pinch of respect, son, or I'll whoop your ass. How do you like them apples?

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cringe + tryhardpilled

Leave me alone, user. You're giving me a migraine, and I'm trying to enjoy my apple pie.

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based tubbo eating pies alone in the dark

He is from texas so it wouldn't surprise me

Does this badass have some kind of physical deformity, like fetal alcohol syndrome? He has a giant forehead that isn't very badass

Yes, and they're delicious. You can have a slice.
He has a large head to house his extremely large and sexy brain. You can't have a slice of my apple pie, on account of that remark, btw.

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no, i can't have a slice because this isn't real life and this isn't real human contact. go outside.

>Americans are afraid to use tap water
Color me surprised

Are they the Hogan of Apples?

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How do you know I'm not outside using a tablet (with a nice Dead Man skin) under the beautiful night sky?

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please seek a mental health facility

Actually, depending on your state or city, the water in the US. often has a high concentration of flouride. Most other countries have banned the use of flouride in drinking water, but our government does nothing about it here. Our water is practically poison, which is not very baddass. So our fears are justified.

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Why, satan? Why?

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based genuine authentic schizo

Who?

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Leave Undercarder to me.

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...

Bros...I can't believe Bobbin's fucking dead...

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I hope he is, I fucking hate all the big mom pirates

You don't deserve to look at The GOATtaker's hair. God, I bet he sometimes uses apple and spice scented shampoo.

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I'm the greatest namefag to ever live

cringe

saved from page 10

...

Bump because Apples are better than Console wars

Who was the janetty

This is my new name now and everybody else is an imposter

Fuck you that's my gimmick

Apples man, pretty damn good

that..damn good...

TIME TO BOB THE APPLES

Fuck console wars

I also like apples

Mint

mint

Mint

Man I could sure go for an apple right now.

bump to fuck over a waifu thread

Mint

Not wrestling.

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Based and incelpilled

cringe but redpilled

who is the Hulk Hogan of apple bobbing?

Me

Why does nobody use green apples?

Green apples are the Janettey apples

I

I think you're serious

Help

Mint

This but unironically