*takes the fall in every fucking match he's ever in* is there a bigger fucking geek in NJPW?? dude is a fucking joke...

*takes the fall in every fucking match he's ever in* is there a bigger fucking geek in NJPW?? dude is a fucking joke. In Kayfabe, why is he allowed to even be apart of Suzuki-gun?

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It's more about the violence than the results.

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he's not in Suzuki-gun I think, he's a hired gun of Taichi

WHERE THE FUCK IS LORD TAICHI!?

He's gone on a summer vacation to find himself, according to his mobile blog.

thank you, finally some info on where he is. I got into NJPW earlier this year and Taichi is my favourite there. pretty pissed he's not booked for a month or two now. And that he doesn't get that Never Openweight or IC Title Match that he earned in the G1

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Is he okay?

NJPW just posted a 16 min long video with him today

not subtitled though right

>I don't know what these niggas are talking about... Pimping IS easy!
Based Lord Taichi

He was aiming for the Openweight Belt until the KENTA/BC stuff took off.

Nope, but you know Japanese, right?
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fuck it Taichi deserves so much better

Suzuki-gun is a jobber stable

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DOOKIE

he's taken the fall in every match because his gimmick is that he's been wrestling in bingo halls and the talent in NJPW is so much better. like how joining WWE, no matter where you came from, now you're in the big leagues. the difference is this guy came from the yardtards of Mexico, so like yardtard squared, so it makes more sense than it usually does.
>why is he allowed to be in Suzuki-Gun

I mean, at some point Suzuki has to step down from being their ace/leader with how old he is. CHAOS has Okada. LIJ has maybe SANADA or Hiromu (if he moves up to HW) when Naito inevitably slows down. BC has Jay White. All of them are pretty young.
Who's gonna be Suzuki-gun's next ace/leader? ZSJ? Taichi? A young lion?

Uemura-gun. Tsuji's gonna join as well as Uemura-gun's token brute once Archer inevitably leaves for AEW.

>I got into NJPW earlier this year and Taichi is my favourite there
How does this happen?

Maybe he got exposure to Taichi's matches where he wasn't obviously lazing around?

Sanada is going to kick Naito in the balls and join Suzuki-gun, then his going to take control of the team

post a link to the blog pls?

ZSJ most likely. Taichi stands a small chance too.

His gimmick is that everyone from NJPW are soft and spoiled while he had to fight bingo halls across Mexico. Not even CMLL or AAA but like low tier promotions for pesos. I wouldn't be surprised if some nights he got paid in tacos and beer. He doesn't care about winning. All he cares about is fucking up these spoiled wrestlers in NJPW. Dude also speaks better Spanish than all of LIJ combined including the slang. He's pretty based.

LIJ are screwed when Naito retires. None of the other members have any charisma. Sanada's charisma is on par with Lance Storm.

Shingo or Hiromu could do it