BATTLEBOTS TOP 16 BRACKET HAS BEEN RELEASED/ GAMETHREAD

I could see him making it past Whiplash, but no way is he getting past Tombstone

Quantum is about to get BFO΅D so hard

Bite Force over Uppercut: It's BF, can't really see it losing.
Lock Jaw over Black Dragon: Daniel Hudson is probably the best driver in the history of robot fighting. Black Dragon is mean but I think the driving will be the x-factor in this fight.
Tombstone over Quantum: This is probably the worst possible matchup for Quantum. Lots of bot for Tombstone to smack into, and when Tombstone smacks, bots get hurt.
Huge over Whiplash: This is a pretty poor matchup for whiplash as well. Huge has proven to be a tough bot to beat due to its size, and unless Whiplash can get a lucky shove out of the box, Huge should control the fight.
Witch Doctor over Blacksmith: Blacksmith is a meatier bot than I expected this season, but without a particularly effective weapon, I can't see it winning against a dominant Witch Doctor.
SOW over Sawblaze: A particularly poor matchup for Sawblaze. Unless SOW beats itself up or flips over, Sawblaze has little to no chance here.
Hydra over Minotaur: This one will be really close, and I can honestly see it going either way, but I think Hydra will be able to get a good flip or two off, and Minotaur is small enough to be susceptible to a ring-out.
And I don't fucking know who's going to win between Death Roll and Yeti. It's going to be a weapon to weapon braindead smashfest and whichever bot manages to keep its weapon spinning will win. 50-50 chance either way is my bet.

Also I fucked up it's Donald Hudson not Daniel Hudson as the driver of Lockjaw.

Are you going to continue into the other rounds or is this your predictions for the first fights

Just my predictions here in the first round. I could theorycraft further but it's kind of a fools errand, considering I've been wrong in my predictions many times before.

Makes sense. I think though these are going to be pretty accurate

KNOCK KNOCK MOTHERFUCKERS!! ITS THE 2019 CHAMPION COMING THROUGH

Attached: Bite_Force_BBSeason4_2019.jpg (996x552, 86K)

dethrone Bite Force in your path

Attached: Tombstone-Bot-S2019-1140x760.jpg (1140x760, 65K)

>loses to a jobber in your path

Attached: Rotator-Bot-S2019-1140x760.jpg (1140x760, 80K)

If he doesn't beat Bite Force in the semifinals, Bite Force wins the giant nut again

putting all my eggs on SAWBLAZE

BattleBots used to be on at like 1am when i was a kid
It's based as fuck

Mmmmmm for me it's Tombstone.

I don't know what the fuck this is but my dime is on Witch Doctor

Bump

bump

bump

My Moneys on Biteforce

Still more exciting than G1

>yfw Quantum, Gigabyte and Thor join a chinese boy band

Attached: robot boy band.jpg (1465x822, 213K)

Based as fuck

Not exactly a livestream, but...
ustvgo.tv/discovery-channel-live/

Please support the official prod cast if you can, we dont want it to get canceled again.

*Broadcast

Sorry, but this is for people who are unable to watch the episode on TV.

I get that.

WHO /HUUUUUUUUUUUGE/ HERE

>Blacksmith and Quantum are in yet Duck, Hypershock, and Rail Gun Max aren't

The match ups this year were somewhat ridiculous. They kept saying "strength of competition" would be a key factor in the seeding for the top 16 yet it seems it didn't really matter in the end. Some bots were clearly used just to get other bots over for the so-called "main events" every week. Vince McMahon would be proud with the burying that was done this season.

Attached: 1516315407849.jpg (300x238, 56K)

how come we only saw one rumble?

RIP to the bots who didn't make it. Ill start

Attached: HyperShock-Bot-S2019-1140x760.jpg (1140x760, 84K)

Fuck Duck

LETS THE TOP 16 BEGIN

It's time, /battlebros/.

Was Kenny really in the UFC? Dude looks like a chad, so I'd believe it.

LETS GO BITEFORCE

Yep

Attached: Screenshot 2019-09-20 at 8.03.05 PM.png (654x390, 32K)

>SOW vs Sawblaze
Fuck, I'm torn. I'm going SOW, but I want Sawblaze to win.

I forgot Tombstone existed

>no one picking the obvious GOAT Deathroll to win it all

Attached: 1484009055506.png (502x500, 238K)

>Kenny has a winning UFC record
Based

I am

VIVA MINOTAUR

OH SHIT, SOW'S ON FIRE. I REGRET EVER DOUBTING SAWBLAZE

NOOO, NOT SOW

>SOW

Attached: 1326767780039.jpg (451x392, 46K)

D I S M A N T L E D

Damn, absolutely dominant performance by Sawblaze. didnt see that coming

LATE HIT
DISQUALIFY SAWBLAZE

Like SOW had a chance.

Attached: 1331067919648.png (218x245, 120K)

I was really expecting that wedge to get demolished

that wedge put in work

Well my prediction earlier in the thread is already wrong in this first match. That AR500 wedge was super beefy and the saw that they used did a lot more damage than I expected.

Hydra is their last chance

Team Whyachi still has Hydra.

BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

Now hopefully Hydra will lose and we won't have to see that shitty family and their NASCAR-tier uniforms any more this season.

Attached: 1464563703830.png (1122x1122, 1.13M)

Wait, is tonight the finale? That means less pointless talking, right?

APOLOGIZE

Attached: SawBlaze-Bot-S2019-1140x760.jpg (1140x760, 59K)

No just the top 16. The first matches this week and the next matches next week.

Pretty sure tonight's only the first round

How long until bots don't require drivers?

What? Their uniforms are badass

Dont like Bite Force that much, but fuck it'll be great to see them beat the zoomer team

WE HAVE 18 PEOPLE HERE, HOLY SHIT

UPPERCUT
UPPERCUT
UPPERCUT

I'll never doubt you again, Sawblaze-it-420

Time to go to bed Dale.

We have a while for that

No way is uppercunt winning

Dabbers Must Die

Bite force all the way

Chomp didn't need a human to operate its weapon and it spent every match flopping around on its side. It was captained by a woman as well. Make of that what you will.

People said the same thing about Tombstone last year.

Chomp sucked with or without the driving from zoey. Its design was inherently flawed

>Chomp

That was the worst bot ever. It was hard just to watch that bot.

Uppercunt did nothing on that rumble

Attached: 1542482192615.jpg (875x1007, 131K)

Yeah but it's the only bot to beat Biteforce therefore making it the best bot ever

>inflatable noodleman
Oh no Uppercut is the Bailey of battlebots.

It won by a bullshit judges decision

DOMINATION

Uppercunt had no business in the top 16

HE CAN HANDSTAND
WHEN HE NEEDS TO

either RGM or Bloodsport would've put on a better show for sure

Attached: 1545379598029.jpg (291x300, 9K)

UPPERCUT BTFO

AUSSIE
AUSSIE
AUSSIE
AUSSIE
DEATH ROLL

Do you mean a coin toss or dimes?

AND GET COUNTED OUT
JUST FOR YOU

>BASED DEATHROLL INCOMING

Attached: 1548607003730.png (370x330, 142K)

This will be a great fight

Yeah, going YETTAY, but it could go either way

I honestly dont know who to pick here

>giant nut

Attached: 1267396541193.jpg (629x548, 97K)

ASS TO ASS
But it's face to face instead

WE GOT 19 PEOPLE

>fucking commercial break

Can the Yeti go over?

Attached: The-Yeti-WCW.jpg (650x366, 68K)

WE DID IT! WE GOT 20 PEOPLE

Go Yeti

Attached: dbb493728eb6a73781bb507dd9466b5c.jpg (640x640, 55K)

Robots are getting over. Wrestling is for simps.

FUCK OFF COMMERCIALS

The fuck was YETTAY doing?

RIIIIIP

YOUR 2019 BATTLEBOTS CHAMPION EVERYONE. IT WILL HAPPEN, IT WILL BEAT BITEFORCE

Attached: Death-Roll-Bot-S2019.jpg (1140x760, 197K)

Fucking hell Death Roll

Jayetty has had problems with gyroscopic flailing all season, this match is just seemed to hurt it more than usual. That big drum in the front makes it surprisingly unstable.

The hits from Deathroll made it unbalance, it was downhill from there

based

What a fucking fight

is he autistic?

who

I didn't know the guy from the Mars Volta had a battlebot

Most of them are

Xth for I still miss Bil Dwyer.

YETI? More like ITEY

TOMBSTONE ALL THE WAY

TOMBSOTNE TOMB STONE TOMB STONE TOMB STONE TOMB STONE TOMB STONE TOMBSTONE TOMBSTONE TOMBSTONE TOMBSTONE TOMBSTONE TOMBSTONE TOMBSTONE
TOMB
O
M
B
STONE
T
O
N
E

Attached: 1560926004057.jpg (264x237, 9K)

Mmmmmmm don't wanna mess with Tombstone

DEAD BOT DRIVING

I feel bots should get their own theme songs

>using "robot fighting time" before the box is locked and the lights are on
What did normies do to this show.

NO CHANCE, THAT'S WHAT'S QUANTUM'S GOT
UO AGAINST A MACHINE TOO STRONG

Fun fact, Quantum won King of Bots, can they win battlebots?

Is Quantum just a Razer knockoff?

mmmm that blade is badass

>double teeth
bye quantum

Nah, more like the continuation of it really

It's Razer, but better.

There's your answer

HAAAAAAAAAAA HAAA HA AH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

That was quick

Fucking called it

PRAY4RAY

What happened? I blinked

Guess so

How did it go so wrong?

Attached: Quantum_BBSeason4_2019.jpg (968x697, 110K)

The wedge just forced Tombstone's blade up and into its face. Quantum is pretty bad against horizontal spinners by design, apparently.

so this is the power of the dead man

Basic brand information for beginners: pastebin.com/CxdBGA6W

Shoe reviews: docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AnSv7MyhLozYdGM1a1FUMHNtTkRFN0xkVmt3dEZ0NHc#gid=0
Submit a shoe review: docs.google.com/forms/d/1Y70Tug_iI9-dW2VqBBzsI9PCnFlw1jIOu9yTlHcc-wY/viewform

SKATEBOARDING IS 90% MIND, 10% BODY

YOU' RE NEVER TOO OLD TO SKATE NOW GO OUT AND SHRED
YOU 'RE NEVER TOO FAT TO SKATE NOW GO OUT AND SHRED

skatepark etiquette: if a skate bros board shoots towards you, try and stop it. Bonus points if you can send it back to him/her.

trick tip: rub brick, lacquer and wax on raw untouched concrete, always.

Attached: SoD!.png (1066x1150, 1.98M)

YOU'VE DONE IT NOW
YOU'VE GONE AND BUILT A SHIT ROBOT

YOU FUCKED UP
YOU FUCKED UP
YOU FUCKED UP

KWAB

How did Rotator got from beating tombstone to losing every other fight, and not even making it to the top 16?

Jobber's luck

Going HUGE

HUGE might have this

HUGE about to get BTFO

HUGE has this

Whiplash has this

It must suck fighting Huge and being unable to do any damage at all.

I'd give it to HUGE

damn it's like whiplash never lost a wheel there

HUGE? More like SMALL as in SMALL CHANCE OF WINNING hahaahahahahaha

fuck thats difficult to decide

The kid is a great driver. The next Donald Hudson

HUGE's driver looks like a fit Bix

HUGE winning would have been Son of Whyachi vs Biohazard levels of overvaluing cosmetic damage while doing absolutely fuckall.

>tombstone vs whiplash again

This made me laugh way to much

I'm actually surprised, considering in past fights this season damage has been the deciding factor, but in this fight the only damage done (by Huge) was irrelevant apparently.

To be fair, Whiplash did jack shit too.

>whiplash goes over and becomes the new big bot of the company
Based

Sometimes it's just about keeping the big dorkbot unable to land any good hits.

They controlled the whole fight and stayed aggressive

based cant read the name of the board retard user

Is there any actual durability to HUGE's wheels? They look like a spinner would snap them like a damn twig.

They have been snapped twice if I remember correctly. Once enough to make the bot immobile and once where they were still able to move but slightly janky. They're pretty durable actually.

Consider this.
youtube.com/watch?v=ktON2WTqQLg

Should've had gabriel type wheels

I'd give Bitch Doctor my giant nut

blacksmith a double shit

The difference is that Gabriel's wheels are more solids than HUGE;'s

Attached: Gabriel_10.png (375x435, 104K)

I can't stand that bitch and I don't have a reason for it but I want to stomp on her head and burn her dumb fucking hat.

>womeme robot
cringe

It does. They used them against SOW, but they broke because SOW's hammers were more blunt than most bar spinners.

Ummm...shouldn’t it be called a Giant Ovary?

My guess is that those wheels are actually easier to bend.

HUGE has three different wheel options.
youtube.com/watch?v=xyiEtJab7ZU

I THINK HAMMERS SUCK

You and literally everyone else.

didn’t it not even fire once last match?

Fucking Niggersmith

God I miss Biohazard. It was my favorite not from when I was kid. Wonder whatever happened to the people who operated it?

no screwgate for you blacksmith

Imagine having a flaming gay hammer like haha your weapon sucks cocks and goes to pride parades haha more like fagsmith.

THE SCREWS BEND TO THE WITCH’S WILL

Blown the fuck out

Uh, guys?
youtube.com/watch?v=lkOnINYN_lg

HELLO! REMEMBER BETA? THE ONLY BASED HAMMERBOT? JOHN REID MOTHERFUCKERS

Attached: BETA_BB2016.jpg (528x535, 40K)

Niggersmith got DOMINATED

BASED BLACKSMITH SHOWING THE HEART OF A WARRIOR

He really needs to come back to show these hammerlets how its done

Shatter is going over next season in the same way Hydra showed up Bronco this season.

The guy retired the bot after it lost to brutalty, ( the guy who built bite force) the last fight that we have video of is against megabyte
youtube.com/watch?v=Z8ngygH4ii8

Is this loss better or worse than Minotaur?

Lockjaw vs Blackdragon could be fight of the night

Who is there to go over? No one is the king of hammers right now.

Every time they start filming he is in china filming King Of Bots

Kinda funny that I like Biteforce now, because I didn't know that he defeated my first favorite bot. Looking back, I think I just like Biohazard now because nostalgia.

>haven't watched really at all since CC days
>mfw seeing based Donald Hutson

Attached: 176.jpg (379x568, 116K)

>Ramsey doing ads for AT&T

Nah, Biohazard was fucking great, 3 Time Heavyweight champion doesnt come from nowhere
Heres am image of its last fight

Attached: download (8).jpg (275x183, 8K)

>Global Citizen
santo cringe

Attached: 65041212_45717dbed1_b.jpg (1024x683, 173K)

>boomer game show references

I just googled it, it's actually 4 time heavyweight champion. What an absolute chadbot.

LOCKJAW BABBEH

Attached: download (9).jpg (275x183, 10K)

Really makes you want to spend $1000 on a phone

Attached: 65041127_1c6c104a64_b.jpg (1024x683, 204K)

Hello everyone.
Sorry for being late, I went to see Rambo with my grandpa.
Like a quarter of the theater was war vets.

Nice

Naming a bot “Black Dragon” that can’t breathe fire should be illegal

It does have fire though, they just dont use it

Damn, what a tight fight. Still going Lock Jaw

it looked like lockjaw was having driving problems right at the end

Going Lockjaw

Lockjaw dominated the majority of it, going with him

To be fair, BD was unable to even get itself grounded at the end, basically walking around on its beater.

they have been having problems all season

SLAYED

BIG DICK DON GETS OVER

Can I just say how incredible it is that we've reached 27 posters?
These threads have come a long way in a short time.

wouldn’t that be SLAIN

Hes been over for a long time

And almost hitting bump limit.

We are becoming a force on this board. Robotic combat is the future

For like half the season I didnt know the threads were here. I've seen them on Yea Forums once or twice so I assumed they were there.

Donald out there looking like he’s got cancer

COME ON MINOTAUR, BEAT HYDRA, DO IT FOR BRONCO

That reminds me, why Yea Forums of all places. Just seems kind of random.

DESU, I started making these when I realized I was allowed to post them.

Battlebots is a show about robotic combat, an alternative sport

I only learned English this year so I’ll let you decide

Meant DESU, not DESU, my bad

wait, i cant say T B H?

How new are you bud?

Man's been over almost as long as one can be in this sport, Diesector was the GOAT SHW.

Im only here for Battlebots, so pretty new

bruh moment

It's filtered senpai, and so is senpai, f.a.m.

what else is filtered?

Going Hyra

I wish they showed the robotic claw that spins the giant nut more. That thing is cool as fuck.

“I am” in Spanish

Here's a full list

Attached: image.jpg (299x493, 34K)

Same, someone's gotta rep the Whyachi clan

win for bronco

I wish my dad was a battlebots champion, things would be different around here.

But what about Warrior Clan?

Attached: download (10).jpg (313x161, 9K)

#fuckflippers
#spin2win

Minotaur's driver looks shook

Hola

What about it? It's shit
He's just autistic, that's always how he looks

FIND OUT...AFTER THIS

well shit

FUCK YOU HYRA
THE BRONCO CURSE COME BACK
GO MINOTUAR

C H O M P E D
H
E
W
E
D

Ouch, that's dissapointing. I expected this match to go longer.

fucking hell that was disappointing

WHYACHI? MORE LIKE WHY BOTHER

SQUASH MATCH

APOLOGIZE NOW

Attached: Minotaur-Bot-S2019-1140x760.jpg (1140x760, 65K)

when a match starts at :59 you know it’s going to be a mess

THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR HAVING NO ARMOUR

WHYACHI? COULD HAVE SWORN YOU SAID WHY ARE THEY EVEN IN THE TOP 16?

Because they went 4-0?

Alright boys, who do you think will win the Giant nut?

ngl, I though he was going to lose

WHYACHI? MORE LIKE WHY CAN'T YOU TELL ITS A JOKE?

Flip? More like Flop
More like Fuck
More like Shit

Death Roll

Yes.

TUNE IN NEXT WEEK TO SEE WHO WILL BECOME THE 2019 BATTLEBOTS CHAMPION!

Death Roll or Bite Force

Guys. we might get Tombstone vs Biteforce 2

Bite force or Tombstone, but I want my boy LockJaw to win.

Good show, see you /battlebros/ next week

One last nut

I didn't even know there were threads on here until tonight.

Welcome

Same

#fuckspinners
#Flip2Win

Biteforce or Tombstone.

>no more flippers left

Well I know how I'm spending my birthday next week!

Ah shit, welp, Biteforce it is then.

Happy Week early birthday!

Better luck for flippers next year

Thanks, hoping it'll be better than last year's. Was sick all that week.

Sorry about that user. Thats must've sucked. At least you're better now

WHERE IS DEEP SIX

Attached: Deep_Six_BBSeason4_2019.jpg (856x760, 77K)

better show than anything done in wrestling nodaways