I was wandering around and i found this bridge that seems to be whispering to me, should i cross it?

Do you have any proof that you're not schizophrenic? Did an [unnamed] AI tell you that you're a good boy?

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Why do I feel like you ask women what size they are before you hit them over the head and load them into your van

I'll take that as a no

You get that feeling because I'm your enemy and I would relish the opportunity to cause you pain

Why don't you come on over, dear enemy, and I can show you the crimson edge of my mortal blade

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>Why do I feel like you
You don't. You could never feel like me.

I wish ripa was here

she'd say something like "it's so kawaii when the ugly schizo babbles at catfish"

but it's not kawaii

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I wish Chanel was here. She'd be like

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I'm rich and famous and hot and you are...?

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