Dear Dwayne,
I wrote you but still aint callin
Dear Dwayne
Ayden Reed
Landon Foster
I left my phone, my pager, and the ratings at the bottom
Cooper Williams
Chaperone bitch!
James Turner
Dear Paul,
I booked you but you still ain't drawing
Aiden James
In the middle of the ring uhhhhhhh
Oliver Rodriguez
holy fucking kek
Jaxson Long
>dwayne
>bautista
>cena
Anytime now, Paul. I'm sure they're gonna call you up to be a part of a Justice League movie.
Nolan Green
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PAUL CAN DEFINTLEY BE THOR HE LOOKS JUST LIKE HIM
Nathaniel Torres
Maybe he can replace Jesse Eisenberg and play Lex Luthor.
Joshua Sanchez
HHH is a billionaire. He doesn't need Dwaynetty and his bitch tits
Benjamin Rivera
Paul would unironically be a dimes Luthor.
Jayden Rogers
THIS IS AWESOME
Owen Stewart
I pushed two manlets back in autumn, you must not-a saw them
Thomas Fisher
There probably was a problem with the Nielsen boxes or somethin'
Gabriel Morris
Based
Jacob Williams
YOU SEE, SUPERMAN
David Adams
Isn't marvel trying to make that killmonger nigger superman? This would actually be based
Owen Ortiz
HHH had natural pecs not gyno like Dwaynetty
Matthew Gray
>Natural
>HHH
Josiah Martin
Sometimes I scribble mark contracts too sloppy when I jot em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up man? I still only have daughters
Brayden Foster
HHH
>blonde Aryan God
>billionaire
>soon to be owner of the entire wrestling industry
>10/10 Aryan wife
>3 lovely pureblood daughters
Dwayne
>mutt
>closeted queer
>sold his ass to Weinstein for Hollywood career
>tranny beard wife
>mongoloid creatura daughters
Christopher Thompson
HOLY
FUCKING
DING-DONG DIDDLY
BASES