I'm a hateful 42yr old NEET, I treat my family of 12 really bad. I play Kenny Omegas NJPW theme on the family blu ray theater player. youtube.com/watch?v=QTqX3-xDAY0 I'll start it up with bluetooth while I come down the hallway. My grandpa is usually watching a movie but I interrupt it because I am the best bout NEET machine. I can hear them before I enter the room(Oh god he's up, please stop him, please, he takes this too far) I enter the livingroom and just like omega,I'm talking trash on my entrance, I have two untrained pitbulls that I have with me I named the young bucks, my whole family is scared of them. They dont like old people and babies so we never have company over. Anyways, I enter in and my grandpa says to me "Son, can you stop this horse shit, I'm trying to watch a movie" I look at him and ask " What did you say old man?" Before he can say anything I bicycle knee strike him and slap my thigh, even though I actually hit him, I still slapped my knee to add more sell to the hit. My family at this time start freaking out because they want to ruin my fun. My sister always tries to act like a badass by getting in my face telling me I'm breaking this family apart, the only thing that's breaking is her breaking kayfabe. I went behind her back and gave her a poison rana even though she doesn't know how to do a back flip. My little cousin he tries running out, that's when I slam him on his back then "you cant escape" into a moonsault off the couch. I went to pin him and he bit me that's when I gave him 10 pure shoot strikes to the face. My grandma started beating me with a broom to get me off of him while my mom is yelling "GET OFF OF HIM, STOP!STOP IT! YOURE KILLING HIM!" I got up and v triggered my mom into the front door and she falls off the porch, that's when I do the terminator pose(my grandma makes everyone clap) I run out and dive onto my mom. I had to stop after that because I had diarrhea.
