How come Julian doesn't "play" a character who can draw a fucking dime

How come Julian doesn't "play" a character who can draw a fucking dime

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Kek

ive had sex before so i don't know who this is so I don't care.

Isn't this the lesbian from Juno?

Julian is a way better name than Ethan, wtf? What a fucking retard.

I'm too busy lifting weights and getting a clue to know who this faggot is

that was ellen page
who played mr lahey's son on trailer park boys
who befrended ricky
whose best friend is julian
Damn....

isn't he literally a champion on Simpact

>Gets dunked on by Ricochet of all people
>"y-yyou can't cut a promo"
>can't cut a promo, fat and still makes nothing

Literally trash, like all these nu-indy guys. WWE fucking ruined the scene and let these fags get pushes and think that they're worth anything.

kek what did Ricochet say

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Julian "Crown Jewel" Page
Julian "Juul" Page
Julian "Julie" Page (for AEW's tranny division)
Julian "Jules" Page
Julian "Jew" Page (for when he becomes a WWE road agent)

Yeah, Julian is way better.

Page's youtube channel is comfy. Getting to see the backstage of the indie scene.

Fuck you, faggot. Indy shitters enabling cunts like you is a travesty.

that was mean

and?

Literally who

Because he’s a fat faggot who had to suck actuall dick to get his spots

Proof?

This is too cringe for me guys, I can't even shitpost about it

He’s a Canadian

Listen Julian , you don’t want the proof to come out about those wild Florida nights

Man, times really have changed I remember when it was a well known fact that calling wrestlers by their real names was seen as disrespectful to them and just asking for you to get a beating.

Ugh

You tell me.

Because Julian is a no-dime shitter and a method actor.

You do realise 99% of your favourite wrestlers all started as indie wrestlers... right?

Chandler Park

If you pay for this guy's patreon then you deserve to get the 1992 treatment.

Who?

Jobber