NXT GAMETHREAD #1

WHAT A CHAD

Lol so true

I can't wait to see the Queen of Spades :))

has anything been announced?

I still cant believe theyre only airing the first hour on USA, then the 2nd online. Its such a fucking carny thing to do its hilarious.

AEWs fault. NXT has always been on Wed. They didn't respect that.
Now it's war.
AEW over-saturating the market is not NXTs fault.

sound version?

>sound version?

twitter.com/AsukasSamurai/status/1160900074400092160

WELCOME TO WEDNESDAY NIGHT XIA

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I have decided she is the kayfabe sister of Ada

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>They didn't respect that.
holy cringe

Let's go Lo!

EL BUMPO

is NXT even canon? What exactly is it in the WWE Universe?

MAKE THE TRANSITION. EVACUATE THIS THREAD.

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guess the wwe star making a cameo in nxt tonight

nobody knows how to watch AEW and nobody is going to pay 60 bucks to watch something they don't know about.

who

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God l'd suck his dick

Based Perfect Cena clone that has been developed in a lab for 12 Years.

Just ease yourself into it with s󠀀oy products. Then come October, join us on TNT and make the step up to prescribed estrogen pills.

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*takes riddles spot in the main roster*

What do you expect, for USA to reschedule the final episodes ever of Suits for them

why do you keep telling me to dilate? l'm pre-op l still have my girldick

Kino tonight lads.

can I suck it?

Wtf are you SURE its on tonight? Damn. They barely even mentioned it would be on during raw or smack

Asuka and Kairi coming back tonight?

Reminder that 390k is the total to beat lads. Easy pickings

Will the rating plummet or skyrocket?

Hurry up and join the stats

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how was your castration?

Kairi is in Japan

Luckily l've had a supportive family life

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kek

VELVETEEN DREAM.
YOU'RE NEXT!

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>Asuka and Kairi coming back tonight

kairi is possible in Japan and kayfabe banned for life from nxt

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c-cody must be shook bros!

hahahaha only 2 rows of seats

Of course that pedo JJ is sitting next to Izzy

Omega was foaming at the mouth when AEW go head to head with EVOLVE, he is probably shitting his pantsu right now

what did you mean by this

OH S*** IT'S VINCE RUSSO

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That's George Lucas director of Star Trek

I keep forgetting how small Full Sail is

There are literally bingo halls with more seating

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you tell me

Vinny Ru is not that fat

He's 5'7"

>watching nxmeme

I'd rather eat a nigger's foot

I hope Io is on the second hour so I can watch her on TV

They finally got rid of that brutal ramp theyd always have to take bumps on

Based. The manlets shall inherit the Earth.

and her parents nowhere to be found, they probably sold her to him for a life time subscription to WON

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>AEW scouts in building looking at Frankie Muniz per Meltzer

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She looks legitimately frightened

yeah, im thinking NXT looks and smells like money

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Wait wtf its not even ON

Why did i get a push notification saying it was on?
Does wwe base its timezone off of CENTRAL TIME?

Damn...this really is a sport for rural and suburban retards.

Tonight is the U.S.A. debut right?

I CAME TO COLLECT

still more than Gatoh Move

8pm est dweeb

I dunno how could I ever liked SVU, the of L&O was based but this shit is cringe as fuck

is it just on USA or also on the network?

He bring bobbo to nxt?

Fun fact: Vince Russo's writing partner Ed Ferrara is a professor at Full Sail University.

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>go to chik fila for dinner
>never have tried the special sauce
>heh, worth a try

Oh no...
Lads.

Am i beyond saving?
I...im actually feeling excited for NXT after this meal....and my favorite wrestler is...is now...

Johnny Gargano.

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>this nigger kid rapist
Damn

USA Network:

We're bringing the best in ring action without the B.S

So by BS they mean all the drama other than the fake coreographed match? What a fucking bubble they live in. Ratings will be horrible.

twitter.com/MrJacobCohen/status/1174464261139193862

based

First hour is on USA, second is on the network, it'll be like this tonight and next week because Suits is having it's final two episodes in the second hour time slot and they didn't want to bump anything on the schedule to change that considering how fucking OVER suits is.

Should have done a story where Kairi gets the tag titles and uses them to bypass the nxt ban, and keep beating up shafir and duke for some revenge. Have it eventually lead to Asuka vs Baszler.

Nah by BS they mean all the awful stuff Vince puts on TV on Mondays and Tuesdays.

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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NOOOOOOOOO that's Punk's music what are they doing????

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IT'S TIME TO DRAW THE DIMES

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Will jonathan garganathan open the show?

what a pedo

NOWAYJOSE

havent seen this much excitement around nxt in years

WWE is so fucking based. A new company pops up so they just put on mini takeovers every week in the same time slot until they move or die. Lmao

Three Minute Warning
youtu.be/L9TmoMYqSjQ

All boards reporting in: Yea Forumsherr

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forgot pic

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Yea Forums

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Yea Forums here

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/po/ reporting in

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And still became mentally ill? Sucks for your poor father

I hope Riddle makes some potshots at Jericho.

I AM Yea Forums SIMP THIS A WWE BOARD MUAHAHAHAHA BASED NXT

I wonder if they'll have Goldberg confront him on the network or if they'll save that for Oct 2

>Haitch

Here we go lads!

GOD DAMN PAUL IS SUCH A FUCKING MARK LOL

HHH is gonna be all over this show, isn't he?

>Got his client convicted of felony rape because he thinks he can play Barba
What an idiot

>100 replies
>27 posters

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HERE WE GO

WHAT A SELF MARK BITCH

POSTING IN HISTORIC THREAD

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME

ITS TIME

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speak of the devil

YA SEE NXT

>Haytch
dropped

FUCK YES LO

I miss Roar of the Crowd
youtu.be/g5xw4IuVx1k

WE ARE THE NOW
THIS IS PASSION
THIS IS PRIDE
WE ARE NOT YOUR KIND
WE ARE HERE
WE ARE LIVE
N X T

damn this new edgy Lo shirai is dimes.

D-Lo Shirai starting the show

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>first match on TV is women

ARE
YOU
READY

MAMMA MIA

trannies love to chit chat

>Beth Phoenix on commentary

fucking yikes, I can't wait until AEW starts airing

YA DAMN RIGHT IM WATCHING ON TV
FUCK AEW
THIS NXT SIMPS

>Io is the first one out when NXT goes live for the first time
This is something I agree with

WE ARE NOT YOUR KIND

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Io first ever

LO SHIRAI TIME

>DESTROY A THRONE
>DIE
LMAO

It is his show, Vince never touched it unless talent moved to main roster.

I get so excited for nxt and then I instantly hear beth phoenix shrill voice and it kills it.

>Mauro and Beth
welp there goes commentary

>NXT commentary

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>MAHro on my TV again

>still pushing bianca shitter
Yikes

oh brother

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THE JUICY JUDAS

Christ Mia Yim is cringey

>27 posters

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>joshit

The regular stream sites don't have NXT so I have to watch on Taima, ugh
Hope they correct this by next week

lol

>starting out your first show with a women's match
cringe

>The Joshi Jewess
What?

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Based Io entrusted to open NXT live

NXT HAS THE BEST JOSHI IN THE UNIVERSE LMAO
AEWFAGS CRYING

>unironically starting your brand with woman shit

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>piss break match on first

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What the fuck is an est anyway?

>divashit.
Oh come on

ayo where the white girls at?

Why is the nigger chinese?

RATINGS BTFO

Wasn't Rhea in the title picture too?

Welcome, fellow Hunterchad

>woman announcer
wasnt renee bad enough?

Johnny larae is winning isnt she

Riho > Lo

I only watch the Takeovers, is Mia's gimmick Team Skull?

StrongEST
FastEST
SmartEST

mia yaim? she's blasian

>Bianca Belaire can gorilla press slam someone and Nyla Rose can barely pick up a joshi
wew

White girls cant wrestle

MMMMM BEEFY

career ending injury pls

already bored as fuck lads

I think I am going to end up being and AEWtist

>they didn't respect that.

Jesus, boy. You think this is like some young kid getting in Ali's face in 1974 and slapping him in the face? Only time in REAL sports that 'respect' is paid is the NBA doesn't play the same night as the NCAA n'tl title and, if Jan 1st falls on a Sat or Sun, CFB bowls wait til Mon cos they don't want to go against the wildcard NFL round.
A scheduling desicion by TNT ain't like vandalising Howard's Rock or Touchdown Jesus. Get over yourself, drone

This is literally the first 2 minutes I've ever seen Io Shirai wrestle and I can already say she's better than every woman in the company

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Lo

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The lighting feels different

hormones turn your bones into glass

Asian girl has a nice belly.

THEYRE CRYINGLMAOOO
HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Holy shit Renee is better than Beth on commentary this is fucking horrific

>momma mia yim
i hate mauro

>not opening with Cole cutting a whole promo about his company
>opening with women

Based Lo

>7 minutes in and MAMMA MIA and NXT chants

this is gonna be the fucking dirt worst

Mauro is already annoying me

Oh no. It's shit now.

joshifags dont meme

>first commercial
Officially the end of an era

She is easily the #1 or #2 wrestler in WWE if not the world. The other being Charlotte.

This is a fucking disaster lmao. How do you start with a pissbreak?

MAMMA MIA!!!!!!!

Lo is so fucking sexy lads

AEW womeme division is in big big trouble lads

They're trying to make it darker up high to fool people into thinking there's more people there

Kek

MAMA MIA YIM

As soon as these women come to the main roster they're gonna job to the 4 horses

yeah. i starting watching 2 months ago.

Based on the comments in this thread, has a good portion of Yea Forums not watched NXT before?

THEYRE FUCKING SEETHING
NXT NXT NXT

GONNA COOM TO LO LADS

I can't get away from the groids even watching nxt

Name a single episode of AEW TV with a better opening than this

I assume the less experienced people will be on the online portion. The trustworthy people get to be on TV

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>Mutt ads
FFS I forgot about that downside

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STARBUCKSOY

I would pay wwe 15 dollars a month to have the option to mute beth phoenix.

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Its gonna be just matches. Aint no dimes gonna be drawn that way.

i like the one without the skittles commercial

it's remarkable that in the 4 years since the Horsetties got called up, the only other Diva who has had a decent main roster run is Bliss

The majority of people here never watch NXT's weekly show, and a small portion of that might watch Takeovers. NXT has been dead on Yea Forums for months

They're wont be any to compare too once they're DEAD KEK

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I don't care lads I'm hyped.
Commercials suck ass however.

>defending two minutes of show followed by 4 minutes of commercials

cody vs sammy

Most of us just watch takeovers

VAPING BTFO

>jenga tower

Good match so far

Its not WWE on USA without a Papa Johns ad

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>Mauros never-ending cringe lines
>Beth being obnoxiously loud
>Nigel not saying anything

they gotta do something about this commentary team...

Can Mauro fuck off with all these non stop references

wow i didnt know Vaping gave you brain worms

Why did she collapse?

>commercials during my nxt
I want to go back to better days with tape delays

Literally anyone that start with women

THEY DID THE CRINGY TOWER OF DOOM

This is already better than any womens match by AEW

>Hyped for a women's match
Kek

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I'm a weekly watcher and im pretty hyped for this episode. Hopefully it pulls in ratings they're happy with, the commercial breaks are annoying but it is what it is.

>memespots already

Then why are people so surprised Beth Phoenix is on commentary like she hasn't been doing that for months?

Imagine destroying yourself in the ring and then people just chant the name of the promotion instead of your name

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this tbfh

Bliss knows who to suck off.

Being hyped for an NXT women's match is a very different thing to a WWE women's match

>that ring rollout

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Which one is the tranny

LO BTFO

ECW says hi

DAMN WWE FEMALE WRESTLERS LOOK LIKE THAT?

>johnny plebbit's grandmom
YIKES

Actually a good match

I don't know if it's just the talent involved, but Mia Yim was way less shitty here than usual.

all 4, and the ref

Perfect girl to go with
2 heels will be after her now

it's not a bad match but this commentary.. calm down

Women's matches > Tranny matches

Yep, knew Johnny Reddit had stroke now

>HIP
>HIP
>LERAE

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All are 100% women and can have kids unlike AEW

That was awful

>Vince backstage
>The blonde goes over

Someone helpp me with a stream all of mine keep crashing

>the white woman won
RACISSSS

Man I havent been into WWE for so long, I tuned in and immediately wanted to tune out.

She is the only one of those 4 that hasn't fought Baszler yet. It makes sense.

>not lo
DROPPED LIKE A FUCKING ROCK

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JUSTICE FOR IO

Damn how short is Candice

How tiny is this blonde girl?

They definitely brought it tonight, best I've seen out of those 3 and Io was great as always

Hi Mercedes.

For a spotfest bitch match that wasn't bad. Better than anything on SD or RAM lately.

>lost at Takeover
>gets put into #1 contender match

current wwe women's roster would get destroyed by all these bitches

I hope Mauro fucking kills himself this time.

>33% of the show was women's shit
Yikes

If you get pushed off the top into a cross body onto someone else wouldn't you recover fast since its a cross body that you did?

Can't push a jap who doesn't speak English on live TV. Please understand.

BASED COLE THE NEW MICHAELS
HAHAHAHHAHA AEW DOA

Maybe, in 10 yrs, Thanksgiving won't be awkward if Lexi's mom doesn't marry Finley or some other producer like Bellas' mom married the guy they double teamed in a hot tub to get their 1st push.

>Billy Robinson
My favorite old school theme
youtube.com/watch?v=OIwyWfPn-88

>literally 100 IPs ITT

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>no jonny garganny tonight

What went wrong?

Woah that manlet is scrawny

Io is a different character now though she's not a babyface loser her power level increased

No one cares it's still fucking womens shit

Nothing

she has to be shorter than johnny so there you go

>alexa bliss 2.0 gets a push
WOW WHO SAW IT COMING

MAURO COMMITS SUICIDA
MAMA MIA

BASED DREAM
NXT IS SAVED

I know this feel my brother.
Where are my 12+ different options at all times like with RAW and Smackdown?

reminder
sportskeeda.com/wwe/wwe-rumors-nxt-reportedly-not-working-at-a-profit
(I dont like aew either, I hate wrestling in general and want it to die) :)

not tall enough for tv

Oh God..
Gargano & LeRae are gonna be the HHH & Stephanies of the '20s.. aren't they?

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NEW

>It makes sense.

she lost at the last Takeover, it makes zero sense

*for some reason never goes over blondes in your path*

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Easily

>nearly 7 posts per user
YIKES

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She can wrestle so she can't be compared to Ratface

WEEB FUMING

It's making a profit now, it didn't matter before because it's developmental

Candice is already way too old for that. She will never get over enough

Time for The Dream. Fuck yes.

Will we see Ciampa tonight though?

>AEW commercial during NXT
Nice.

did USA really sell ad space to AEW?
wow

Jobbers Triangle

user...

where you sexually abused in the mormon church?

>AEW commercial on USA while NXT is airing
hmmmmm

they made it work with asuka just fine. They never edited her

>Charlotte number 1.
Get back to me when she lands a moonsault properly instead of landing on her feet so her fake tits don't get damaged.

>AEW literally purchased an AD to leach off the superior Wednesday show
KWAB

kek no

It wasn't live tv every week then dingbat.

Isn't this the nigga that nearly killed himself against Ibushi in the CWC?

I never would have made that connection.

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This nigga just exposed himself as reddit
Lmao

>A squash match
Are they gonna continue doing this when AEW airs?

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