The greatest of all time deserves another thread to celebrate his badassery. It is here that we, as 'Takerchads/stacies congregate, to praise the mighty Lord of Darkness, the Phenom, the unholy Weaver of Nightmares. May darkness and evil engulf this board for all eternity. Hail the Reaper of Wayward Souls. Anail nathrak....dorthnei diednei..... bathnal nathra.... the era, umbrana.... Hail the GOAT.
/BaddAss/ Undertaker General
Gib souls
seek mental health treatment
Why?
OCTOBER 4TH
Shameless self bump
Aw yeah patnuh....
Keep on rollin babeh...
Awww yeah...
That's my least favorite 'Taker theme.
Respect.
Your soul will be spared, then. Mmmmm.
Lol undershitter is so shit
Keep seething, baby.
Ain't no grave > you're gonna pay > current/classic > rolling > american badass
IMO, the Ministry of Darkness theme, his original theme, and You're Gonna Pay are the best.
Mmmmmmmmm this is a badd ass general if I do say so myself.
I
AM
AMERICAN BADASS
YOU CAN ROLL WITH ROCK OR YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm scary vampire taker.
I'm seriously going to seethe big time if they don't let Undertaker get the damned 24/7 title, especially now that Kane had it.
I'm going to seethe if there's not a surprise taker appearance on RAW in the next week or two because of the Kane attack. That's his baby brother by God
I hadn't even thought about that... Unfortunately, It's probably too good of an idea for modern WWE to actually make it happen, though.
GOAT
Mmmmm YES
Weeeeeeeee!!!!!
This ape actually looks decent when it covers up its face
That head shake - "You've done it now boy!"
that’s badass
LETS GO FOR A RIDE, HOGAN
Now there are few methods of forcing the boys to attend wrestlers court, that are truly badd ass. There's issuing a warrant, there's tellin' the APA to come gitcha, mmm don't wanna mess with them! or there's tyin a man to a motorcycle to dragging him to court, against his will... to the man? ...heh, that's badd to the bone.
Kek'd.
mmmmmmm a badd ass thread deserves a badd ass drink. Have one on me OP
Mmmmm I'll need another bottle before tomorrow so I can have a baddass weekend mmmmm.
One last post before I head off to work. Mmmm hope everyone has a baddass day today.
The nice thing about undertaker threads is that you have an equal balance of memes, footage, shitposting, and legit carrier discussion. It's a nice blend of a little bit of everything
Never drew a dime. Never the guy
Then how come he gave Smackdown higher ratings than when Austin was on RAW?
badd ass thread baby
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm you done it now
>"you're gonna pay... you're gonna pay"
literally getting paid dimes in his theme song
Wrestler's court in 5 don't be late and bring eight bottles of jack
This.
Welp, just got home from work. Might get home early tomorrow, then I can have a baddass weekend, baby mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
>Me and the boys gettin ready for a sacrifice
I'm an ass man
Yeah I'm an ass man...
YeahhhhhhhI love to love 'em, I love to kick 'em
I love to shove 'em, I love to stick 'em
Love to flaunt 'em, I love to watch 'em
I love to pick 'em, And I'm gonna kick 'emCause I'm an assman, Yeaahhhh, I'm an assman
Yes, I'm an assman, Ohh oh oh
I'm an assman
So many asses, So little time
A little tight one, Can stop me on the dime
I'm a lover, Of every kind
The best surprises always sneak up from behindI'm an assman, Yeahhh, I'm an assman
Yes, I'm an assman, Ohh oh oh
I'm an assmanBuns of glory, Buns of steel
Your eyes will give away the truth of how I feel
You walk behind me, I feel the heat
That's why the girls don't walk behind me down the streetI'm an assman, Yeahhhh, I'm an assman
Yes, I'm an assman, Ohh oh ohI love to love 'em, I love to kick 'em
I love to shove 'em, I love to stick 'em
(*ECHO* I *ECHO*) Love to flaunt 'em, I love to watch 'em
I love to pick 'em, And I'm gonna kick 'emI'm an assman, Yeaahh, I'm an assman
Yes, I'm an assman, Ohh oh oh
Cause I'm an assman
Yeahhhh, I'm an ass man
Yes, I'm an assman, Yeahhh
I'm a ass man, Ohh Oh Oh
I'm an ass man
Yes, I'm an assman
Cause I'm an assman
Yeahhhh, I'm an ass man
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Skip to 3:50 in this video for one of the most fucking badass scenes in the entire history of television.
>That tidal wave? MMMMMM WOULDN'T MESS WITH IT.
Kek
I like to imagine Undertaker doing this every Thanksgiving.