>type [wrestler] grabs a microphone, walks down to the ring, and says
>post the promo
Type [wrestler] grabs a microphone, walks down to the ring, and says
Landon Roberts
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dennisfile.com
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Owen Gutierrez
Mmmmmm
Jaxson Long
Cool site bro!
>A video recently leaked in which WWE wrestler Trevor "Ricochet" Mann filmed himself working 2 fingers into his asshole. He then filmed himself taking a shit in the bathroom while the shower was running. As a result, he became one of the first people to release a video where the man says "No Thanks."
[Editor's Note — After we posted this we were informed by multiple people involved with WWE that Mann is currently working on a book. You can watch a clip of this here.]
The video was shared on the internet and it's already received over 4 million views since it was posted in March.
Cooper Peterson
>crap-ass Deadman!
>that fucking dead shit!
>Baa-bah-babe!
i'm fucking dying
Owen Sanchez
Logan Russell
Kayden Richardson
>he
OH NO NO
Robert Hall
Justin Rodriguez
Mandy and Alexa were disappointed by this size of his cock, but nonetheless continued to work their way towards him.
Mandy decided to give Alexa more to play with. She leaned in to start licking him, and got down into her face with her tongue. Alexa couldn't take her eyes off Mandy's face and she began to suck on Mandy's tongue as well as the tip of Alexa's cock.
That was enough for Alexa. She pulled her face away from Mandy and slid her body over to his left, bringing his cock right in her mouth. Mandy continued to move her mouth around like a puppy, while Alexa continued to work her tongue around that big dick. This was Mandy's first time having a real cock in her mouth. But she liked that too. Mandy didn't know how big they were in her mouth, but she'd been in her pussy many times, and she knew what she liked.
Mandy's body started to get very flushed as she pulled back from his huge cock. She thought, she could feel the heat in her chest rising up her body. She wanted more, she wanted his hot cum in
Cameron Perez
>Stone Cold Steve Austin grabs a microphone, walks down to the ring, and says that he's pissed off at The Rock, and says that he's not gonna accept the Rock's title belt because it wasn't earned.
>The Rock refuses to accept the belt, however, and tries to make a run for it; but Steve Austin stops him.
>Steve Austin gets up, and says to the Rock, "You know, if this is my last match, I'll give up my title. I don't want my record. I won't go down that road with this Rock"
>The Rock doesn't say nothing to Austin, saying the title's always a part of his deal. "A title can never take a backseat to your success."
>Austin's eyes go wide, he starts to cry, and begins to cry hysterically from behind.
>"Well, when you lose, you're fired. I do not want this belt! I'm not gonna be here to be a villain any more! I'm not gonna be a villain, period. But I still stand with Steve Austin! I would do something different
Jeremiah Torres
>as well as the tip of Alexa's cock
Blake Kelly
Cooper Morales
Kevin Nash was raped in the summer of 1992 in an alley in the town of Ovid (population 626). According to one report he was alone in the alley with two other men when they decided to go with a woman friend. They made him drink from their liquor bottle, and Nash got into a fight with one of the men; he left with the woman. He was discovered the next morning by the three other boys who found his body. A post mortem conducted by the coroner suggested that Nash died from a fractured skull and multiple injuries to the head and torso. The prosecutor, David Schatzker, stated that Nash had been stabbed in a sexual manner. The case drew significant attention not only for the rape that occurred, but for the fact that it took the three-month investigation by the police to reach this verdict. Nash's killer, a man who lived in Ovid, had been in and out of jail for drug and assault convictions and had no criminal record. The murderer, James J. Elam, appeared to be well-educated, middle class, and the victim's best friend from high school.
Charles Hernandez
:)
Isaiah Young
>CM Phil grabs a microphone, walks down to the ring, and says, "Hi, I'm Phil Brooks. A former champ with great eyes in a great career. I'm here to talk about how I felt when my son broke my heart. We used to joke about it 'cause he had a lot of friends, so everybody was laughing at me" (Dennis Miller; dennisfile.com
>Steve Austin (and all the Texas guys to a degree, including JBL and Chris Jericho), Chris Benoit, and Eddie Guerrero all say that they've had their lives turned upside down by a wrestler who was an all-time great with some real charisma and a heart of gold.
>I know that I'm sure the fans aren't pleased about these topics being discussed, and I'm sure they know that they're not the first to make these comments and I respect their right to do so. But all the guys in the ring don't have an agenda
Adrian Jenkins
even the AI knows Seff isnt a draw
Dominic Ross
Lucas Mitchell
Hudson Rivera
dang
Thomas Scott
Ryder Hall
We were wrong this whole time bros
Angel Baker
Cody has aids
Gabriel Smith
Been a while since I keked this hard
Adam Sanchez
William Russell
Henry Brooks
Colton Scott
Becky confirmed as the top
Adam Long
Xavier Howard
Thomas Rivera
Alexander Martin
This could almost literally be a Taker promo. This thread is fucking kek.
Samuel Thompson
Daniel Bryan's career is only starting to take off. The former WWE superstar is getting some great performances as a "The Animal" and on commentary, but with a little help he has even more of a chance of earning a shot at the WWE Championship.
Here are the top five contenders:
Brock Lesnar, Former World Heavyweight Champion
It's been almost three years since Brock Lesnar beat The Undertaker in the WWE Main Event and he might be looking to get back in the ring for his next match on Feb. 5, 2018 at WrestleMania. He has won every major championship in the history of the company and is the champion in three different divisions. It would almost certainly mean business if Lesnar beats Dean Ambrose to earn his first championship reign. Lesnar is the new WWE Universal Champion and is probably coming up from a significant fall after losing to John Cena in the main event of SummerSlam. Lesnar would win a Triple Crown and make the first main event of WrestleMania ever.
The Undertaker, Former WWE Champion and President of the Board of Directors
The Undertaker has been a part of WWE for over 30 years and has been at the
and that's where it ends.
Mason Price
Robert Jenkins
Owen Ortiz
Benjamin Hernandez
How many times can we say Wyatt, guys?
Robert Howard
>Sonya Deville stood speechless as she entered the hotel room. On the bed was Mandy Rose and Alexa Bliss, who were feeling up each other with covered in hot, steamy feces. The stench permeated Sonya's nose, and while she was angry at Mandy's betrayal, she just couldn't help but smile and enjoy the sexy action.
>A few minutes later, Alexa was taking a shower while Sonya was making out behind Alexa's back. She was on her back when one of her feet brushed against a wet spot, and she shivered when a cock popped out from between her legs. Alexa was so turned on she jumped and came all over a cock that was stuffed inside her, spreading her legs wide open for that perfect cock. The next thing she knew, she wasn't just getting fucked in the butt by the hot porn star she had been staring at, she was getting fucked in the ass by that very woman who had made her feel all kinds of sexy. She shoved her thick black cock into her ass, getting her all wet and excited.
Need to bleach my eyes lads
Carter Lewis
Dominic Nelson
Mike "The Beta Cuck" Kanellis walked down to the ring, grabbed a mic, and addressed his wife, Maria Kanellis, and his wife's boyfriend, Rusev, saying,"I just want you to know I'm sorry... and that I want to be good... to be good. I think you're my only hope."
After Rusev pulled out the mic at the very end he then went in to talk to Kanellis and Maria on the phone. Rusev says in front of Maria that he's not sorry for putting the family in danger, or for killing The Miz. Rusev then goes on to tell Maria what happened to him to end by telling her that he was really happy to see the Miz again and not the Miz who left him in the lurch and he thinks he may have a new career partner after The Miz turns over a new leaf and becomes a new man.
Rusev talks to Maria about why The Miz made such a big deal of him being gone but not what he did. Rusev says he's actually glad for Miz's reaction because he's been
>Rusev even cucks Mike out of his AI promo
KWABC
Henry Thomas
>Stephanie McMahon grabs a microphone, walks down to the ring, and says she'll take the oath of office Monday as the president of World Wrestling Entertainment.
>McMahon, who is scheduled to make her WWE debut Monday night, takes the microphone and asks her team to stand and salute while the rest of us stand as well.
>McMahon is sworn in as president just before the beginning. She is escorted by security around the ring and makes her way into the arena.
>As McMahon sits on the dais, the crowd roars. Her team and the rest of the WWE family join her as she enters the ring. McMahon walks toward the ring -- with a pair of big white handcuffs hanging from the belt buckles on her chest.
>Wrestling in WWE does not have a national anthem before the show even takes place. That's not the way it was in WWE's first television airing.
>In 1984, the WWE aired a six-hour special called "The Rock N Roll Express," which was about how a group of wrestlers from across the nation came together on that particular night to form the first WWE Championship
Chase Perez
DOWN SINCE
Joseph Lopez
Christian Sanders
DAY
ONE
BIX
Lincoln Clark
A crowd of 100 plus
Nolan Wright
Julian Long
This AI can pretty much write Raw segments now
Jonathan Wright
Ryder Collins
Ryan James
Bruh... ; ;
Landon Diaz
>Lexi is pure and not for sexuals. I have a crush on her. It's a simple attraction but she is not interested in casual sex. She does try to get into it, but she cannot get to the point where she's able to say, "I do not want to do it," in a clear conversation. She just wants to explore other things together or with other people.
>She wants to take advantage of a good job and the money to travel the world. (No, I am not joking.) She is not the kind of girl to just be the next in line. She is trying to be a part of something, to contribute and push up the ladder. You would think she'd be able to handle some good sex, but she is not. I don't know why, but I think there is a difference between a girl who wants to have a good time with you and a girl who wants your money and then leaves. She isn't going to change her mind at the end of the day.
Asher Smith
I'M GONNA COOOM I'M GONNA....
A: You are really getting ready.
Q: ...but I wanna...uh...
A: Get to know them better.
Q: Are you okay?
A: No.
Q: Do I want to know more?
A: No.
Q: Do you like this?
A: Uh, I would. If I said yes, would I?
Q: That's okay.
A: I mean, it would give me a more complete picture.
Q: Are you sure?
A: Yes. I want to get back to that.
Q: Yes, I know. I can understand that.
A: But there's a whole new way. There's a whole new way of understanding their behavior. They're really...
Q: Okay. Well, thank you very much. I appreciate it.
A: Yeah. I'm glad we caught you two.
Q: Yeah. It's my pleasure.
Landon Reed
>I guess it's just too difficult to say the worlds, "I love you, Asuka" out loud
damn
Jeremiah Foster
Luke Perry
Christopher White
Undertaker(Mhmmmm) grabs a microphone, walks down to the ring, and says that he wants to be the number one contender. He does exactly that, by besting John Cena, Big Show and The Undertaker, and then getting taken out by Kane. Big Show tries to grab the microphone, which is taken by Kane, and then is thrown down. Kane goes over and tries to beat on Kane, and Big Show comes flying out of nowhere and attacks him, making Kane tap out. The finish, Kane using The Undertaker's patented finisher, The Ankle Lock, which he did over and over again to finish the match. Cena and Big Show win. The title was never given to Reigns. In fact, the belt was never changed, not even once. As for what led to the match being re-done, John Cena says, simply, the Undertaker was in a better mood that night. This matches up well with some of his previous stories. But what does the backstory have to do with it? That night, The Undertaker had the night off. He had just been in Pittsburgh, and had been talking the show up
Logan Cooper
oh my
Ryder Brooks
Based GG being the people's champ
>Garrett Gonzales grabs a microphone, walks down to the ring, and sayshe would love to work against the "wrestler that would make your day" and that he knows it would be a fight for the fans, not for the title. "I could tell you about how I got my first taste of that, but that's for another day…so now you know, as far as I know, we've got these guys from the States and the World competing for these guys that never met them before, but the fans are in for a treat
William Torres
That time Goldberg started singing a Girls Generation song from out of nowhere.
Asher Wilson
Andrew Carter
book it, Vince
Jordan James
Wholesome
Wyatt Bailey
>"I love you"
>"I have been nothing but awesome all this time."
This reads like a 100% accurate English translation of every post-match Hiroshi Tanahashi promo.
Jonathan Parker
John Cena walks down to the ring, grabs a microphone. He then removes his hat, rubs the top of his head, and says "Fine speech but, I really don't like that I'm the only guy who can get the crowd to cheer". He then begins to address the entire WWE Universe. He begins by telling the WWE Universe that he is a man of many talents, and if he had it in his mind to be the biggest star in the world, he would want to be a real-life version of Batman and Superman. As a man with many talents, he wants to be the guy everyone remembers. He then says that he will tell Vince McMahon that he will work to get the WWE Universe to cheer his name, and that he wants to be the top performer in the ring. But, if all goes according to plan, he will take that title and the people will remember him as The Rock. At the end, Vince calls Cena the "best wrestler on the planet", and his title. He then turns to Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and asks him, "What do you want
Samuel Thomas
Josiah Brown
Asher Johnson
>Jay White grabs a microphone, walks down to the ring, and says:
>I know what you're thinkin, but I'm a black man, an American, a man of color.
>Yeah, it's that crazy nigga. We've always been here before.
>Let's see you dance to my music.
>You know the words to the song of the year?
>"The World is My Scene."
>I'm the president of the United States, an American, a man of color, and ?>I've got a message for every one of you:
>Don't say I don't love you.
>You look like a queen if I'm in my place.
>You think you can call me names when I'm doing my thing.
>Don't look at me when I'm doing my thing.
>I don't give a shit about what you do in the ring.
>It's only me.
>I got a gun when I come to the ring.
>There's no one that doesn't give a fuck in this situation.
What did Chadblade mean by this?
Landon Morgan
damn guys, I'm glad he's getting the help he needs.
Joseph Reyes
Xavier Roberts
Ayden Taylor
BASED
Blake Lewis
Damn, even in this program he is working the shit out of people.
Joseph Johnson
>every man, woman, child, and child-sized animal
BASED
Kayden James
Trump knows how to get pops.
Angel Nguyen
I think this "world" catchphrase is gonna get over.
Tyler Martin
Nathan Ward
The American Bad-ass, The Undertaker, drives down to the ring on his sick hog, grabs the mic, and says, "I'm the Undertaker!!!" and we all just stop. It was one of those times where nothing mattered for the entire match because he was on his way to becoming the greatest in the world.
Then, as soon as we start hearing "Yes!", his music stops! And when his music starts we start hearing, "Uh, uh huh, that's right. The Undertaker! It's The Undertaker!" and that's when the match starts.
As the match starts he just starts freaking out. I've always been a fan of Undertaker, even as young boy and he's always given me my nightmares. But this match was the best, best, best match I've ever seen. And the best part was he just kept getting better and better and better! I could even put together a list of other matches he's had so I don't have to type all of it out every time! And when they start to cut to his promos, I just know he's going to get a perfect match.
Alexander Cooper
This is some of the best erotic fan fiction I've ever read.
Andrew Perez
Jace Gonzalez
>Alexa Bliss re-starts the Attitude Era in one promo.
Joshua Miller
Easton Thompson
mmmm pretty bad ass promo kid
Chase Davis
After a fan in the audience had grabbed her ass, Sasha Banks got a microphone and said, "There's not a whole lot you can do about it, man. You're a woman and you've got a job and a life that you're supposed to do."
It didn't take long for fans to start screaming about how Banks' comments violated the sacredness of a woman's place in society.
Banks has also previously accused fellow WWE wrestler Jinder Mahal of rape. A few years ago, the Canadian dared Mahal to touch her behind. She then took out a book and began reading the passage she used for her argument.
Mahal responded by trying to punch Banks.
Mahal eventually left the ring while Banks and WWE executives scolded him.
"It's very offensive for me to read that crap with Sasha Banks," Mahal said at the time. "My job is to do my job, you know what I mean? She took the job that she was supposed to do, and she ruined it."
Banks has always been outspoken on social injustices. In 2013, she announced she
Nicholas Baker
Kek
Charles Ward
Samuel Sanders
Daniel Smith
Owen Torres
>Triple H, the god damn fucking game, beats the living shit out of Cody and his dog. The Game takes out his sledgehammer and starts to beat Cody so hard he loses one set of teeth. When the match continues, Cody is too weak and falls into his own trashcan. The next time the match was on, the crowd was completely behind this guy. He won the whole fucking night. Everyone cheered when it started, and it went to the point where, you'd literally hear me booing whenever he would be the one taken out (you'd think his face was going to fall off though..) and then just get hyped to hear the chants during his loss. As always is the case, the game has the fans hyped and the guy that had it made had an audience.
James Nguyen
Michael Wright
Holy shit I spit my drink user
Lucas Sullivan
Cooper Powell
Ryan James
>Jinder Mahal cucks Bobby Lashley.
Landon Hughes
Cody Collier is a sexual predator.
Parker Bell
Kevin Nash was raped in the summer of 1992
It took 15 years for the story of the "Rape of the Century" to come to light, but now Nash is making it big. He has been cast in HBO's upcoming series The Leftovers, and it will be about his life and the events that led up to the horrific event. The series will explore the events leading up to the incident and how we deal with such life-changing events.
While the series will be set in the year 2112, it will be in that same time period. That's where we are now, and it's a time that seems a lot more normal. It's a time that allows us to look at the world from different angles. In this case, the show will look at the aftermath of the event so that we could understand what it must have been like if it had happened today.
Nash was in town on a book tour promoting the upcoming book. He was staying in a dorm with four other teenagers, and they all knew each other but had never met in person. They had met one
Blake Smith
I let it complete whatever the last sentence was from the previous. Ended up booking a pretty solid episode of Raw.
William Rodriguez
Brody Brooks
necrosave
Ayden Hernandez
Charles Phillips
Wyatt Smith
Juan Ward
>Jay "The Rock" White
SMELL WITH THE COOKBLADE
Tyler Barnes
fucking kek
Lincoln Roberts
That time back in '93 when deadie jobbed to Hogan.
Owen Howard
based
Jack Morgan
Alex Jones: Vince McMahon, thank you for coming to Infowars.com
Vince McMahon: It's my pleasure to be here Alex, thank you for having me today. Thank you for reaching out and joining us. Thanks you, Alex . And as I have done on countless occasions throughout my career, my thoughts are with the family and they're going through a very difficult ordeal as we speak. We have talked often and continue to do so, and it's not easy. I'll be with the family, as I have done throughout my career, but again, I know the whole family is praying for them as well. I appreciate everybody watching the report today, especially Steve and the kids and the entire WWE family. Thank you, and let's get down to business... We hear some talk about wrestling not making money any longer, and if that holds true, where would you even start? Well, obviously we have an issue in terms of the WWE Network, where a lot of the wrestlers and the announcers are getting screwed out of their paychecks, so I will say as a general public that it doesn't matter what they want.
Landon Miller
>Cactus Jack grabs a microphone, walks down to the ring, and says "Well I'm sorry to say that my son is not the type of man who will defend [the government's actions]."
>The audience cheered. The rest of the nation was aghast.
Jeremiah Lewis
Adam Sullivan
Make the transition
Aaron Green
> Deadman vs Dead Man
Dimes
Ethan Fisher
This sounds like a genuine Scott Steiner Promo
Easton Baker
Next season of Lucha Underground sounds wild:
Scott Steiner grabs a microphone, walks down to the ring, and says that he is "sick of all the bad things they say about our country," and that they should get a job. He begins to give a lengthy rant about his love of the U.S.A, before his opponent, Dario Cueto, pulls out a pair of scissors and slices Steiner's throat to bits.
The referee holds Steiner as he is on the floor, while several other wrestlers come in to help the injured wrestler, who is still holding onto his microphone. Cueto punches Steiner and then the referee, who hits Steiner in the back with a chair and then holds him down, until the referee stops the match while shouting, "They're making me look like a fool!" Steiner is seen bleeding on the floor to a towel and holding a bloodied microphone, and Cueto walks away while his crowd cheers.
Steve Austin arrives to check on the wounded wrestler, and he tells Steiner to keep holding onto his microphone - he's not done with him yet!
Evan Wilson
Gangrel grabs a microphone, walks down to the ring, and says, "Now that I have you locked in, I am ready to make history! I come bearing gifts from God!"
As the match draws to a close, the WWE Universe feels the ring shake when Gangrel takes out his belt. At this moment, The Godfather approaches him and tells him to stop this madness. This ends up being the first appearance of The Undertaker. After telling The Undertaker to drop a couple more titles on him, Godfather asks him what's the plan now. The Undertaker explains that he has one more match to make, and there's nothing he can do with a broken hand.
Cena then brings down the bell, and The Godfather gives the OK sign. The Undertaker then tells him, "I'm ready for this" and gives it to him. The Undertaker and Gangrel end the match by locking each other in a steel cage.
Andrew Reed
>Trans Performance Center
Nathan Richardson
How did this ai jump from Roode to Take like this? What the hell?
Landon Jones
Once again, let it run three times, copy/pasting the previous unfinished line.
AI laid out an indie shitter match.
Christopher Clark
Ahahahahahahahaha
Isaac Howard
>The Gay Foundation
Samuel Ward
>the story of the "Rape of the Century"
kek
Nolan Price
Based, COOK with the CHEFblade
Alexander Gray
>Jay White
>Chad
>Mendez
What did they mean by this? Phil Cuck Man Mendez is Jay white?
Michael Lopez
>"The Man who made the Biggest Money out of the smallest Company in The World"
>Entices Based Big Dog to Work for New Japan
BACED
A
C
E
D
Brandon Perry
>"The woman Styles once called a fucking cunt a while back"
Nicholas Mitchell
I fucking cried laughing at this!
Luis Allen
Yea Forums BECOMES A REAL DRAW BROTHER
Nolan Jones
Holy fucking dimes.
Cameron Ross
Fandango grabs a microphone, walks down to the ring, and says
"I don't know about you, but I find this whole thing very fascinating... I know that not many people can afford the $12.99 to watch this one on TV, but in my humble opinion this is one of the biggest WWE matches ever done. I believe that it's also the biggest PPV battle of all time. And my money is on The Undertaker and The Rock, so please enjoy this as you hope to see me and my partner Mr. Paul Heyman both defeat the two greatest men that have ever loved and fought boxing. This is a battle of the unbeatable and we have chosen four of the very best. And let me say that even though this match took place in 1995 the rules are already set in stone. Just because we can't take our money right away doesn't mean we can't enjoy ourselves later on and make a lot of additional money. Let's make good use of every dime you have this Saturday.
Brody Clark
Every time I use
>Donald Trump
>Vince McMahon
>Scott Steiner
>The Undertaker
>Triple H
the words all sound like things they would really say.
Cameron Wood
The Undertaker grabs a gun, walks down to the ring, and says to Triple H, "If you want to help me kill this man, you have an axe." The Undertaker goes to the ring, picks up a weapon, and says to Triple H, 'What's your axe about?' Triple H tries to get down from under the giant, but the Undertaker holds him up and says, 'You better not get down with me. I'm gonna kill you, son, I'm gonna kill you.' The Undertaker continues, 'You're a man, and now I'm on my way to kill you.' He picks up another weapon and says, 'My axe kills, and my words give life.' Finally, the Undertaker and Triple H put on their gear. After the match, Triple H tells the Undertaker, 'Let's end this match, boy.' The Undertaker responds, 'What you gotta do isn't gonna change.' Finally, he grabs a mic and says, 'Here. Don't hold that against me, buddy.' The Undertaker grabs his hat and says, 'Let the game begin now.'
Matthew Ortiz
Jesus Christ, what a fucking promo!
Julian Mitchell
Too accurate
Daniel Cox
the Big E/Austin baby shower angle is DIMES
Aiden Bennett
Sasha Banks and Bayley saw R-Truth in the backstage and grabbed his cock and proceeded to do a quick anal dressing up for it. They were all on their knees while R-Truth fucked their assholes and railed their cocks. As usual, Bayley had a lot to drink and the rest of them got to blow their load all over Sasha's face. These were the first time the two had come to the show before, so of course, they all knew their limits and enjoyed a great time.
Josiah Torres
Based Sid was the MVP with his superkick and hurricarana
Justin Martin
Lio is going to make it there after all. It's the wolves, and their asses, who are not gonna last with this kid
Camden Baker
>"This is my house.... And I'm gonna destroy it"
Unironically based
Camden Perry
Kino
Chase Parker
Finally, we have the truth
Brandon Foster
Jelly Janela grabs a microphone, walks down to the ring, and says to a crowd gathered on the floor: "We're gonna kick your ass on January 20th and we're not gonna take you lightly. We're gonna kick your ass hard. And we're gonna finish you off." They don't say that, but they are literally calling out names... in case you were wondering. We were left with the image I'd gotten the first time I turned on my TV after a WrestleMania... a crowd of 6,500 standing in complete silence, waiting for the crowd to turn on their own. A very small, vocal segment of that section was vocal in their disgust with what was happening to the WWE Universe, and the fans of the company. One man held up a sign that said things like "It's Our Money." What this sign does (as it was not seen by The Undertaker (who probably wouldn't say anything at this point) it's to help the WWE Universe turn on the WWE Universe. This was an incredibly big moment for the WWE Universe, and they were willing to stand up for it. They weren't letting anyone
Adrian Morris
Why ya cryin' mark?
Zachary Martinez
ratings SKYROCKET
Adrian Jackson
>"I think it's time."
>deafening pop
holy fucking based deadman
Jeremiah Nguyen
>the crowd chants "Gay!"
kek
William Cooper
Logan Long
Hunter Brown
Tyler Scott
This is fucking dark
Parker Ross
>James Ellsworth walks down to the ring, grabs a microphone, and says: "I can't believe this. The whole world is watching us. All over the world people are standing on the streets. People are walking in the streets. People are standing on buses. People are standing on airplanes. Everywhere, people are standing up and cheering. Tonight you are going to hear a great song.
>"It is called Let It Go. It was written by Jack Handey and played by Jim Belushi.
>"Let it go and let it go for a little while. Then it is going to go on forever. It's going to go on forever."
Jacob Cooper
>day 4 nofap/noporn
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Jace James
BASED KING OF THE MONSTERS
Jaxson Barnes
i'd be that depressed if i married and had a kid with tamina too
Jaxon Green
Taker with the kino moment of the night
Kayden Harris
based Truth no-selling a chairshot to win a match he's not even booked in
Colton Bell
Jonathan Gonzalez
>My cock was like a fucking light bulb that went on
Camden Davis
I'm an ass man
Yeah I'm an ass man...
YeahhhhhhhI love to love 'em, I love to kick 'em
I love to shove 'em, I love to stick 'em
Love to flaunt 'em, I love to watch 'em
I love to pick 'em, And I'm gonna kick 'emCause I'm an assman, Yeaahhhh, I'm an assman
Yes, I'm an assman, Ohh oh oh
I'm an assman, I'm an assman, I'm an assman, Yeah I'm an assman
Yes, I'm an assman, Ohh oh oh
I'm an assman, I'm an assman...I'm an assman.. I'm an assmen, Yeaahhh, I'm an assmen
Yes, I'm an assmen, Yeaahhh, I'm an assmen
Yes, I'm an assmen, Yeaahhh, I'm an assmen
I'm an assman, I'm an assman, I'm an assman
Eli Foster
Bentley Adams
>The crowd boomed with laughter
KWAB!
Cameron Adams
based thread
Adrian Brooks
Dylan Garcia
Alternate universe where Kenny went to WWE and feuded with Paul over lemonade
Andrew White
Foxy NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Robert Jenkins
William Ward
>Cody tries to get in
I'm kekking really hard
Grayson Kelly
This is my fetish
Jordan Parker
She's gotta stop drinking.
Brayden Roberts
Based
Landon Ward
>Scott hall grabs a microphone and walks down to the ring to talk about the fight, telling the crowd that the company has put together a special package and "we're all going to die tonight." Hall mentions that he and Brock are going to be the first people dead, which makes the crowd go crazy and then Brock makes a reference to the fact that he is on steroids, and Hall calls him "the steroid." After the match, Brock uses some "cannabis" on his leg to help him move.
>The show then goes full-blown gangster movie again, with the "Wizard of the Black" telling the audience that it will have a fight in the ring, but Brock will beat the other guy until his body falls apart. The audience screams in pleasure when it turns out that they're just hearing him. "I said don't worry, your body will be fine, it doesn't matter," he tells them. Brock is then shown on a stretcher, surrounded by paramedics.
>Later in the show, Brock tells Brock Lesnar the truth about his addiction, and how he's "not addicted
David Butler
>"I am going to kill you all!"
>"He is immediatly greeted with cheers"
>Austin & Rock using a whole array of different weapons on each other
That whole segment is dimes.
Juan Brooks
Nolan Russell
Angela White grabs a microphone, walks down to the ring, and says:
"I am ready for my rematch with Taka!"
Dennis White holds his hand high in the air, and says:
"That's the last championship I want. That's the last trophy my body wants!"
In the commentary, Dean Ambrose says:
"This isn't a rematch after all. This is a rematch for the real title. The New Blood Alliance versus the Alliance of Chaos! And this time, we're taking a little time at the end to make sure our two champions have their shot to win big."
Bobby "The Brain"(Alberto Del Rio), "The Spirit"(Konnor) and The Prime Time Players (Roman Reigns, Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose) prepare themselves for the main event, with The Great Khali and The Miz.
Konnor says something to Miz, and he turns around, and walks over to Bobby.
Konnor says:
"I got a favor to ask!"
Konnor says he wants Bobby to
Jonathan Ortiz
So many dimes!
Julian Rogers
>Rock and Austin desperately trying to give each other the title
This angle might just be dimes.
Jeremiah Brown
>King Kong grabs a microphone, walks down to the ring, and says that the people want a king, and they want him with their money, and he's not ashamed to say, he would rather kiss their asses, like any man who does it. He says that he's got plenty of money, and he's going to make some more. This was probably the longest speech the fans have ever seen, from a WWF superstar. But it's all about business. He's basically selling himself out, while making fun of a crowd that loves him. And it's not like they've heard of him before.
>At this point, the crowd is chanting something like, "You think they were real fans?!" and "That's the whole reason we came to see you!" If you're familiar with the way King Kong's character is portrayed on TV, I suspect you'd realize that this is the biggest misunderstanding of his entire career — he doesn't come off as a person who has to sell. In fact he comes off as a kind of idealized fan, which is why all of this is so funny now, like a comedy.
Kongetty
Camden Morgan
AEWhat the fuck
Kevin Mitchell
based chris
Gavin Adams
This all tracks
Asher Sanders
I'm thinking he wins the election canabros
Bentley Robinson
Based carder
Jose Moore
fucking KINO
Josiah Clark
WTF Did the American Badass mean by this?
Alexander Murphy
Vince exposed holy shit
William Lopez
Yuck
Nolan Parker
Based Vince McHitler
Gavin Brooks
David Martinez
Daniel Baker
The only thing this is based on is your browser history. Sig!
Austin Nguyen
>the reanimated ghost of Benoit coming back and going over
This is the reality I always wanted, but knew I would never have.