How do i solve the "my teeth hurt and i don't want to go to the dentist" problem?

how do i solve the "my teeth hurt and i don't want to go to the dentist" problem?

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go to the fckin dentist

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Brush your teeth before sleep and after.

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>go dentist

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I was scared shitless of the dentist as a kid, I heard the horror stories everyone had. I neglected my teeth as my parents didn't give enough of a shit about my health to push oral hygiene on me, or they thought it wasn't getting as bad as it was. Either way, one day I was chewing gum and I guess I did a certain bite hard enough that my tooth literally caved in on it's self. The pain was immediate and searing. I knew I had to go to the dentist, the pain wouldn't let up, not for a second. I couldn't eat solid food, even if I chewed with the 'good' side, the motion still made it hurt. The next day, I went to the dentist, I pussied out of him even cleaning my teeth, so he just put a temporary crown on and called it good. Well guess what happened a couple years down the lane? That crown crumbled in my mouth and the pain was back. I knew I had to actually fix this. The pain caused at the dentist couldn't hurt anymore than what I was already going through. Went to the dentist, long story short; had to get a couple teeth pulled and a few root canals. My stomach sank hearing this, but it had to be done. He urged I get it done that visit, and I agreed. He brought out the 'laughing gas' after giving me a couple shots in the gums where the teeth were. Which hardly hurt at all cause he was very generous with this numbing gel they rub on your gums first. For retrospect on how little it hurt: press your fingernail gently on your gums to the point it feels uncomfortable but not painful.

Then the laughing gas mask came on, and holy shit they cranked that shit so high I felt like I was floating against the ceiling. It was a weird experience, the ceiling literally looked like it was a few inches from my face and I lost all sense of where my body parts were relative to the rest of my body. Anyway I laid back, heard some scraping and piping from inside my head (I was so high I didn't care), my head would be pulled upwards as they took out the teeth (zero pain, though my mom and the assistant saw my feet curling so they asked if I was in pain, just said nope and I didn't know I was doing that, and they went back to it). Felt like a couple minutes went by and then they shook me back to reality and said we were done. I tried to ask "really?" But it came out as garbal, I giggled still being high and he asked me if I was in pain or felt any during the procedure, I said nope and if he gets me that baked again I'll let him just replace my teeth with implants. I think I actually referred to the whole thing as 'fun'. The only unpleasant part was after it was all done, my mouth bled for a couple days and the constant taste and smell of blood made me want to throw up.

to;dr: don't make yourself suffer, op. Fear really is the only thing to fear here

I don't understand dental problems. I eat like a dump truck and never brush my teeth and my teeth never hurt. I even chipped my front tooth a few months ago by slamming it into the rim of a glass bottle, never went to see anyone about it and didn't change my diet at all, it's still completely fine. So I just don't get it, just how bad do you have to fuck up your mouth for your teeth to start hurting? What are you just spreading sugared acid over your teeth every night before bed?

>rinse your mouth out with peroxide a few times
>brush your teeth with fluoride toothpaste
>brush the gum line softly
>brush for at least 5 minutes twice a day
>use mouthwash frequently
>floss

eating a healthy diet and taking vitamins can help improve your teeth too

You can use powdered cloves or crushed aspirin to relieve the pain by topical application of either to the affected area

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yes and once you are dead your teeth will no longer hurt

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You sure? Cause I've been living like this my entire life, 25 years.
Maybe it's the fact that I've never had soda before. Maybe soda's the big teeth killer and all the other junk foods I fucking inhale are just placebo. In terms of dental health that is. Obviously they're still bad for me in other ways.

die, i guess