Smackdown Gamethread #3

REAL THREAD

CHARLOTTE'S TRYING TO TAKE THE PAD OFF BAYLEY!

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BAD AND BOUJEE

>weeb shit
kys

Why is Shaq in 70% of American commercials?

Kys with ya forced irrelevant shit every week ya weeb faggot

which woman on the roster you think gave Offset head to get that rapper clout? I think Sasha.

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especially when ric's suing them lmao

Love to the WWE fan and the brotherhood of resaling fan . We are the family and the fans know it is very very good to be entertain by the grapplers

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Fuck anime wrestling only

Reply "FUCK NIGGERS" to this post or Brock will lose to Kofi

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God damn I want to fuck the IIconics

holy shit this post
made some precrum drip
from my white pee pee

no
fuck r*cists

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>Charlotte turns face
>She immediately stupid and has no friends

Like cockwork

FUCK NIGGERS

Whens Cardi B coming out to feud with Sasha?

this

He's a big shill

FUCK NIGGERS

FUCK NIGGERS

when she finishes that disco album with Bernie Sanders

JUMP ON IT

Easy money.

Charlotte keeps grabbing them by the pusy haha

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I care so little for women's wrestling I didn't know Charlotte does her father's flippy spot in the corner.

Just tuned in, did I miss Kana?

Imagine the smell

He's a funny black man that whitey can easily identify as a celebrity.

FUCK NIGGERS

FUCK NIGGERS

>dead crowd in Niglanta for Charles even with all the stops they pulled out for this match

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Just incase anyone asked I am not a virgin because I came out of my moms vagina so technically my penis was in a woman's vagina

Billie of course..have to put a bag over botch lip Peyton tho

wwe............... it is my passion

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>conquest
>war
>famine
>plague

Which 4 Horsewomen is which?

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FUCK NIGGERS

her babyface runs always flop so badly, its hilarious

FUCK NIGGERS

>message paid for by the L.w.O.

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BAYLEY!!!!

GET THE CHAIRS!!!!

>Carmella making the save

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BASED MELLA

BASED CARMELLA DABBING ON SHITLEY AND BOTCHA

Damn those are the 2 ugliest blondes I have ever seen.

Those mannequin lines on Bayley are deep.

THE MELLA/CHARLOTTE POWER TRIP WHAT THE FUCK

FUCK N○IGGERS

>did I miss Kana?

she is tweeting during the show

>Carmella is now helping Charlotte
>Bagley is apparently shit scared of her

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Can’t beat Becky, can’t beat Charles, cant beat Carmella. Why should we care about Sasha again?

>Carmella is de-

>this is all leading to the horse women working together
fuck

I mean, Carmella was champion and buried Asuka to death so maybe this makes sense

BASED MELLA

Mella is the unofficial Fifth Horse?

CharMella it is, then.

Nice pits

this has been an decent show. no nothing segments at least.

Charlotte = conquest (so many husbands, always seeking dick)
Becky = war (always pissing everyone off)
Bayley = famine (starved for talent)
Sasha = plague (botch plague upon your roster!)

>Conner's Cure is back with the sobbing stories again

the fuck is going on???

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What's the deal here? It seems like the horsettys have been half assedly feuding since before new day started their comedy dancer gimmick

They have made Sasha look like a geek since returning.
She should had sit out her contract.

sasha is a bitch

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She's a horse, people like horses.

Shane and KO was a big load of nothing

Remember that cancer is a work

Is the womeme cringe over?

why would alexa duck? fucking idiot

based

the wwe women are very beatiful yes but it is important to care for the entertainment the great superstars put on with each show never to worry to much of boobie

Charlotte called the other Asuka-Slayer

Why did Doritos faded out its name?

So who is Becky feuding?

>"a-at least we can say it here..."
unbelievably cringe

>roman on a greenscreen
nigga couldn't go to the hospital?

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yea

DO IT

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Sashit

What have I missed so far? Just got home with a pizza

> conners kino

scared of contact

I know right, I mean she is short enough that any punch would wiff.

I will always have a soft spot for Mella for burying Fatsuka into catering where she belongs

From?

my pp

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holy shit, charles vs sasha was only the second match, what a shit show

Wtf jannies love Pizza Hut now

>Just tuned in, did I miss Kana?

she ain't there she is on twitter

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Nah he's suing him it just took too long

Conquest and plague are the same. Pestilence. The fourth is Death.

Brock Lesnar challenged Kofi Kangston

based, fuck matches

I'm sure some faggot youtube cooking channel has already made a homemade version and I doubt it's very hard just looking at them.

You guys realize that it's typical WWE to make someone look like complete shit right before they win the title right? Sasha's going to win at HIAC. Vince has a fetish for booking a heel challenger like complete shit in a feud before they win a title

It helps no one involved, but it keeps happening

I love how fucking one sided it was after Money in the Bank. Mella never got touched by Asuka

How do I get women to talk to me?

Mazzios

>please notice my dimeless waifus!!!
>I'll put them in the thread every week even though they didn't appear on the show, please notice them!!!!

>entitled fag thinks that him being a fan matters

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BASED KING CORBIN

KING
O
R
B
I
N

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cringe on that faggot

Brock vs Kofi will be Brock's first TV match in 15 years. Incredible they waited this long really

>Asuka hitting the sake hard and early

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looks disgusting, rather have a racist pizza by shaq

How many bald king is there in history?

Queen Naomi when lads?

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Apparently he is a safe worker.

>crown KOTR
>champion is either Brock or Kofi
Only reason I wouldn't want Brock to be champion is because I would want to see the world seethe as Corbin wins the title from Kofi.

more than usual its really clear they can't into babyfaces

Bros i havent been feeling myself lately. I don't know how to explain this but for the past couple months i feel as though i am not me. it sounds ridiculous but you know that feeling of intense focus to the point where you just auto-pilot? i get that pretty much 24/7 now. its gotten so weird, like there is times where i've had to actually think about what my name is and what age am i. i think i should go to the doctor but i dont wanna sound like a crazy person.

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fucking marks

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I hope Corbin can live up to the standards of previous Kings like Sheamus and Wade Barrett

BASED KING CORB

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THEE KING MUST SPEAK TO YEE LOYAL SIMPS

KING CORBIN

seething

>Fatsuka now getting BTFO be waifuists on twitter
she needs to retire

Nobody wants a midget anywhere near titles, ratings made it very clear.

BOW DOWN TO THE KING

Everything will b ok fren.

She's taking care of her drunkass husband right now.

THE KING OF Yea Forums

that shit indoors?

BUM FROM MEMPHIS

just fucking talk to them its not that hard

That's normal.

Chad always looks like he just lost his wallet
What happened to his smile back from American Alpha days man

poor chad

Midget Gable as a Court Jester.

>WHAT?
Really crowd?

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Bow down

Lmao take a load of this guy

Based Big Banter Corbs burying manlets

>A better king than Bran Stark.

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Just wait til you hit 40.

She'll be taking care of the King as soon as he's ready for her.

how do some of you not like corbin? he's fucking hilarious

Did that scepter piece hit anyone?

NOOOOOO THE KING
KILL THIS MAN THAT IS TREASON

BASED MANLET RAGE

Based Chad

no one said anything about midgets. I'm saying anyone

Holy fuck that ANTIPOP for Chad Gable
People were saying this nodraw should actually win LOL

Manlet rage. Gable sure does have a short temper

Chad SMASHING vs virgin "STOP"

kek this.

MANLET RAGE !

>300 writers for this shit

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>gable is actually getting over being portrayed like a complete geek

RIP KING CHAIR

Gable's head kinda looks like a midget's

Shame Gable has such a shitty theme

Okay I laughed

Chad Gable is 5'8 he isn't even that short

That shit went flying it must've or came close

>Cory getting upset of plastic

I guess the short people complex is strong with this one.

GG wwe. We could have had king drew or king andrade but instead we had this whole tournament for a fucking mid card angle.

Why would Corbin ever be afraid of a 5'6 manlet?

NOOOOO NOT THE BUCK'S WORTH OF GOLD PLATED FOIL

What the FUCK was the point of the KOTR tournament then?

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Somebody just got hit in the face by the top of that scepter.

cringe

Shades of 2049 at the end

This is WWF Superstars booking from 1987. Only difference is it was JYD jumping on Harley Race.

I like corbin because he makes people seethe

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give Corbin more heat

>byron getting heat on corey
holy shit what the fuck
getting gable over

What's the point of half the shit they do?

That's called a routine user, it's normal. Try finding stuff you wouldn't normally do and ding-dong diddly do them, it will make a BIG difference.

Social media people wanting Corbin to be the king.

Peck

>seething

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Is NXT actually going to draw some dimes?

>wanting to trade a midcard angle for a midcard angle
???

I honestly preferred his old HEY DEAN school shooter gimmick

I popped at this comment.

to change Corbin's gimmick again

So what's tonights main event then?

>bury the King legacy and entire tournament.

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The KOTR winners don't always have to start doing a king persona and wearing the crown.

Kang Booker ruined this tournament for a generation of zoomers.

To elevate Gable and fill TV time.

Roman saving Daniel Bryan

I hope Corbin gets a whole new throne, scepter, robe, and crown made for next week

>Couldn't sell out bingo halls in Florida
>That camelboy Mansoor is on the roster.
no dimes to be drawn.

to change corbins gimmick and get gable over
it looks like its working

Isn't that boogiepop

>black metal crown sceptre and robe
sounds based

>B-Team
Based
>Otis in trunks
D I M E S

Otis is going full Dusty Rhodes with those tights.

Size of this lad.

I hope Roman does the Yes chant

I can dig it

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Can't get any chants from the crowd.

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Why does Otis do this stupid thing where he just randomly jerks his body and looks around at nothing?

>cheese?!

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RGB

BASED OTIS

no shit theyre the b team
otis woke them up in a skinny minute

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were the commentary this cringe when Scotty 2 Hotty would do the worm?

Based Otis Jannetying Tucker.

fuck no

It's the first step to bury Booker permanently. Remove the legitimacy of the KotR, then no one will ever want another, then people will look at Booker as just a pest.
Next is putting him as the manager for Street Prophets, then have them turn on him and call him out on how everything he's ever done was worthless.
Booker is being removed, one way or another.

Yeah and it finished matches

Sex

No because commentary was based JR and King when he wasn't garbage. JR would just say something like "unorthodox offense" and King would say "oh no not this!"

no

King jumped through hoops to put his son over, so yeah pretty much

Also, puppies.

Where's ambrose

who

Gonna be a cringe from me dawg

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can everyone give me a summary of tonight? I was too busy having sex ha ha ha :)

Tuna, braps and horse feed.

Having hair surgery.

Injuried. Please understand.

>forgetting how bad the kotr gimmick has been for like 15 years

He's a traitor.

Niggers are now drinking Dimetapp. A glorious time!

Dean Ambrose died off screen in April of 2019.

just saw him sitting under a bridge near where i live, he called me bobby for whatever reason and was willing to watch me fuck my gf who he called renee
that guy is a mess

Being a cuck for 12 year old Joshis and trannies.

He got salmonella from eating a raw hotdog

>caring about wrestling
>ever having sex

-ad

>only 3 game threads

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>the nu daniel bryan

>gay muslim nigger with a tranny wife

>Fox SD graphics
Based but the theme sucks

>50% of the comments were just fuck niggers.
>Worst gamethread of 2019

Daniel looks upset and I dont like it

I already like that match card.

We all know you don't have a gf, Adam Eget.

ALRIGHTED x3

-preciated

its fucking dead.

He's gonna retire now. This was his original announcement they dropped two months ago.

cringe

fuck you i like King Barrett

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Easily the cringest waifufag on Yea Forums

seethe incel seethe

was it acdc

FUCK NIGGERS

Fickle fickle fickle

cope

I'm a 1. d4 kind of guy, if you dig.

but seriously fuck niggers

FUCK NIGGERS

I hated it by default because it was given to him to kill his bad news gimmick popularity

>p-please watch Smackdown on Fox, we'll even make Daniel Bryan a good guy again!!

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>inb4 he makes a third retirement announcement

>ERIC ROWAN WAS MY LOVER!!!

Dunno. I still think he's behind everything. Plus this theme fucking sucks, bring back the swamp music.

well, fuck niggers

>erick rowan is my frien
poor bryan :(

Rowan's voice is dimes honestly

What's with the leather vest?

based progressive reddit transwoman

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>Ramen making the save
Cringe.

Daniel Bryan sounded like a woman.

So fucking gay if Bryan is turning face

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based as fuck he should be on TV again

Just enuff time 4 Hulk Roman

BEEG POP FOR THE BEEG DAWG

>Honestly so easy

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oh look

holy fuck that powerbomb to the ring post

>Best
made a typo nigger

>Roman teaming with Bryan

Based or cringe?

Now it's time to bury these guys.

Gotta love a good pile of corpses.

BBD OOOOOOOWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

BRYAN VS BROCK VS ROMAN WRESTLEMANIA

NXT jobbers taking the bumps

HAVE SEX
A
V
E

S
E
X

Pretty sure that's fucking based.
Biggest WWE stars of this era teaming up is fucking dimes.
1 million times better the forced Seth/Roman "team".

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the fringe on his pants is so /fa/

your post number confirms it. double dubs.

>stealing spots from Ciampa

but I like saying fuck niggers
thanks for the opportunity tranny

Are they gonna destroy the whole arena?

Based as fuck

Remember when these guys were coming out with those stupid rubber hammers?

NEW THREAD

Which announcer got tossed?

why did they take the padding off the apron?

Now they're putting over the AEW guys by showing they can take bumps on concrete.

Rip Tom

Ok I'm sports entertained. This is funny.

niggers dead kek

lol that thing bounced off the top rope
perfect toss

did the chair fly into the WWE universe?

try not to embarrass us progressive chads
by letting the know you are mad

is that fucking Tom Phillips dead over by the barricade? lmao

HOLY SHIT TOM PHILLIPS KEK

They were based rubber hammers.

New

I wonder how many calls 911 gets from idiots who think it's real

A minute left, dope

New Brothers of Destruction!

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based harper killing michael cole jr

Are they still called the Bludgeon Brothers?

dilate

The show's over faggot

>9:59

grasping for straws 101 here boys and girls.

Another great show by the E. HOLY SHIT BOYS WE ON A STREAK LADS ITS A GOOD TIME TO BE AN ECHAD WE STAY WINNING

The fuck is that supposed to mean? Eyes?

>trying to inflate gamethread numbers

SD is one hour short compared to RAW

WWE Uni-Vorse
youtube.com/watch?v=75irEnmCPLg