ITT we force Transformer to make the funny jokes

ITT we force Transformer to make the funny jokes.
talktotransformer.com/

get that copypasta.txt open.

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Moot and Swaglord broked.

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Holy shit I love this

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>3 random words from dictionary

Kangaroo rat folding contraband of war is the worst thing that could have happened

This little guy is basically a rat and a gunner, it's not like he can do anything but shoot at you and take you down like he wants

He's always watching your back just like a hungry rat!

>stay hydrated!

I'm trying this recipe on a very hot day, so my first attempt didn't turn out great at all. The first batch didn't even last half the way. I was able to achieve one less piece in the day. I found a way to make it last even longer if need be. But again, this is the recipe I found and then I tried another one to get it working better.

This one requires a bit more work because of how the crust crumbles up, but as I said at the beginning, you get the picture. I used the butter as a crumb coating for the egg white, which keeps it from clumping around too much. You need to stir well after about 30 seconds and not over-crumble as it will make it more difficult to eat after. You do have to keep the egg white warm in order to prevent it from getting warm.

I then used 1/2 cup of the filling and 2 tablespoons of the egg and cheese. For that "just enough" to put about half a dozen pieces into my bowl. I placed mine in a muffin tin and then stuffed 1/4 cup of the filling into each of the sides of my muffin cups

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like you at that age. Then I think that was probably my biggest mistake with that, looking at a couple years, was kind of thinking of things by how old I thought the characters would be, and just the fact that you have to play with the idea of what young adult it does. It comes through with a little bit of humor, which I think is important. It's part of the whole idea that it's fun to create and that it's fun to be at this age and that people may feel it's not an appropriate time for you, but I guess I was doing the show without knowing. It's great for that way, it's also not really that bad but I'm trying to tell stories that I feel comfortable with that people are going to enjoy when they're 20 or 40 or beyond.

Q: Has the show had any interest from studios looking to buy in on the show?

I can tell you we're trying to make sure we get noticed, we work hard to make sure the network does as much as it can. I can tell you there's been interest with Disney and some of the other networks that I was

Sorry but my pastor told me not to tlak to transformers

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holy shit i love it ill never have to use my brain again

good triple

i know right

One thing I LOVE doing in it is using the output to make new inputs and make some running story.
I've made some fucking bizarre stories that way.

Also genned this lol
spider-tan
spider-tan
does whatever a spider can
checks your dubs, trips and quads
eats topkek, frens with mods
look out
here comes the spider-tan
he can climb through walls, out of vents, crawl out of pits, and even out of the eye of a needle if the spider-tan is happy to help a person out.
he loves to ride
his spindly legs are great for digging and climbing in places
his spiky tail adds a little zip
he also knows how to use his big spidey brains
does his work without making a noise
he doesn't need electricity to stay alive
he can get up and over walls and doors, and he can even run through vents and into doors if he's happy to work them.
his big furry legs give him a nasty scrunchie
all things that his spider-tan does it for is fun
he'll look for a sweet spot to crawl into or crawl with you
he can make things disappear with a simple word and a little help
if you are a spider-tan, you

>Love you unconditionally" is also used as a greeting when someone has been through a tough moment or is in danger. A "Happy Christmas" can also be a way of expressing gratitude to someone.

therefore black christmas means the opposite: miser sunday

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H-hote.

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>unclean uncle

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Picked random words from friends messages.
Only rule was any punctuation immediately after the word defined sentence structure:

continue impossible young snipe worth.
NOPE fuckwit.
Toreba.
prime ticket yolo fucked.
digging Yoloing balls.
rip.
scumbag watching me.
LOL. LOL.
bastard.
faggot.
Gang of fucks
lurking.
Gang of Fucks
The Fuck.
lol.
I know I'm shit, but
shit I don't want to look at
so i'll fuck myself instead.
lol
I have to do this before i die.
lol
faggot.
Gang of Fucks
LOL.
LOL I'VE FUCKED MY ASS off in the past, now lol
lol lol lol fucktard
lol fucktard dick.
lol LOL.
dick.
fucktard shit.
LOL. LOLO i'm fucked off
LOLFUK.
lol.
OMG LOL I'VE FUCKED MYASS OFF. I CANT GET AWAY FROM THIS FUCKING BUNCH. IT'S SO HOT
oh fuck this fucking bitch.
LOL.
fucktard fuck.
Gang of Fucks
LOLA. ************* lmao
lol
faggot
Gang of Fucks
BANG. LUL lmaolee
I CANT STOP. LULLOOOOOOOL. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.
holy shit.
LOL. LOLO. I'm fucking cumming
I don't even need porn to think about. I'm fucking cumming all over this.

Someone got this amazing one on Yea Forums the other week.
Bleach fans sure got destroyed.

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Jokes you say?

>masturbating in her purse

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I have already generated many new high quality memes using it that are now popular all over the board and, perhaps, beyond

Your fortune: Good Luck

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>But don't get me wrong, as soon as I started generating more memes then everyone started asking me where I got it from and I started generating a lot of new memes as soon as other people started posting them on sites and forums around the world. I have so much more ideas and can't wait for the new "moe meme" to "get the viral hit it deserves" (which I believe it deserves).

Your fortune: Good Luck

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

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Donald Trump's lawyer who has a large client list including Goldman Sachs has filed for divorce, according to the report.

In a divorce notice received by People in late July, Robert Bennett told wife Sarah Parnes that his relationship with former Trump business partner and personal assistant Amber Lyon became strained after she accused the president of hitting her on the nose after a 2015 deposition.

"I have spent this entire period having to constantly remind (Ms. Bennett) to keep her mouth shut and my mouth shut, and to forget I care about you … your life will only get worse if you stop talking to me. … I cannot allow you to break up my family," wrote Bennett, an attorney based in Manhattan, according to People.

"After years of neglect and abuse, I can never live with this. … I am writing to notify you in the most private of respects, I am asking you to please remain in good health until after my divorce so I can fully concentrate on being your lawyer," he wrote.

The document is part of a long-running case that has seen Trump make public threats against numerous women to make them shut up and leave him alone. The filing highlights the couple's strained relationship since early last year,

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Well toot pimples and sit on a biscuit.
well rub my fart hole and call me a shit stain
Well lick my dick and tickle a hemorrhoid
well smash my poop on a hooker
======
well spit on a baby.
well run my fingers over my balls in the shower
well put a bottle of milk down my nostrils and hold it in there
well sit on my bed and rub my cunt on a cock
well give to your girl a cup of milk and shit, then watch her cry
well rub your pussy on one of my nips
Well to eat from a stick you go and get your mother for a ride.
Well to make my ass look like you got cum at the bar.
Oh look there the new face.
Well you put butter in your butt!
Well I'm not in love with your new boy that's why I'm coming home to you.
Well do you want a kiss? I've got my hand on your stomach
Well to be my boyfriend's sex toy to kiss your mom would be like a pussy kiss!
Oh no
Well you can make me cum!
No!
Well now he's yours to use the room and

Epic meme friend!

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>Well toot pimples and sit on a biscuit
excellent advice. I love pimples and am always looking for new ideas on how to acquire them

*unsheathes mortal lifespan*

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behold, the best meme on the internet

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