Smackdown Gamethread #1

Champions edition

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sorreh imma have sum sex
imma cumeeeeeeh

Mandy Rose receiving a Mating Press from Otis

Watch Battlebots instead, its THE TOP 16 THIS FRIDAY

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based capeman

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>New Day vs Randy Orton and The Revival

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>No Cucks
>No Demon Kane
>No Bliss
>Kevin Owens jobbing to Shane
>Sami Zayn talking for the gook
> No The "Tarpitecht" Seth Rollins


Why bother. Going to go watch some Nyla Rose matches.

ALMOST THERE BOYS

Why don't they just give him a One Punch Man gimmick?

>gay manchild shit

1 HOUR
GET YOUR FOOD AND DRINKS READY

Soon to be joining SmackDown.

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I get that you love her, but literally no one else is attracted to her here. That being said, I would not mind if she sat on my face

this is a really good edit can i have it for my profile pic?

Fuck off Keith, go back to being Sitcom Dad on NXT

This is the peak of your week isn't it?

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make me you wont UwU

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little lungs coronation tonight

Have they teased anything that sounds like it's worth watching

Yes! I love the WWE!

yup

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sneaky Bayley sneaking my dick into a shoot

Been a while

based michael cole jr gonna give us the boss time call that we deserve

FUCK the new GAY I'm so fucking sick of this shit

You guys think its going to be Roman/Bryan vs Rowan/Harper or will Bryan reveal to be the mastermind all along? God damn bros WWE storyline is so compelling again i cant wait!

why the fuck didn't coronate Corbin last night on the 3 hours show

>Cutting time from the Cuck storyline.
kys faggot

The Corbin/Gable program will be on smackdown

Help.

>nig gay
time to go do something else for 15 minutes

Charles is gonna finish what she started years ago

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the same handful of women wrestle both shows

New gay is the main reason i cant watch SD on the family's TV.

Based Fiend closed the show.

10 bucks it's gonna be Gable/Nak and Corbin/Kofi

>Kofi still feuding with Randy
What the fuck, why

>we are entering the 3rd month for this Orton/Kofi feud

soon...

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New Day nigger fag antics will single handedly get them canceled on Fox

first for we want Liv

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>One of few acts that draws dimes.
>Single handedly getting WWE cancelled.
Pick one.

these dumb ppvs are too close together
>durr we can't build up a new challenger because the next ppv is in 3 weeks here have this same match for the 3rd ppv in a row

>One of few acts that draws dimes.

imagine believing that

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why are the niggers back on screen? cant we let other tag teams build up a story

new
day rocks
new
day rock
ps fuck white males

dead link faggot

Cory "Cuck Truther" Graves will feud with Kanellis.

it's working for me

The New Day will stay on USA while the white power shit will go to FOX to help boost ratings. Heard they were gonna have Trump on as a special ring announcer every week.

>draws dimes
Lol

The same variation of the same match for 5 weeks

works on my machine :)

They fired real Pappa for saying nigger then replaced him w a house nig.
Us whites are doomed

>Boxes of cereal
>Blue unicorn shirts everywhere
just because /pol/ hates them doesn't mean they aren't drawing dimes. kys

I bet you're a retard for using cellphone.

>Corey is actually the father

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What does FTRKO stand for

look at all these dumbasses pretending like blacks aren't BASED

>Charles is gonna finish what she started years ago
What, is she adding into her implants? I tell ya those things have to be filed as excess baggage on the plane. I told her the other day she should a bought an extra seat so she'd have room to breathe and she slapped me. No respect I tell you

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>blacks
>whites

Imagine unironically not being a greenskin.

yet ratings keep collapsing and I don't see people wearing New Day merch anymore

No. I am a retard that didn't copy and paste a link right. PCuck here.

are FTRKO supposed to be a racist stable

Fuck I lost.
I read that in his voice.

Blacks can be based but these are niggers.

might not like em but you can't tell me their shirts aren't selling to kids and guys talked into buying them for their girlfriend's husbands

We can only hope

You can tell they probably legitimately hate nogs

Having fun and spreading HIV positivity

Honda returns

BASED RANDY

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>greenskin
>not being blue
I think it's time you made the transition mate.

>Rusev the Bull returns to Rusev the Cuck.
Book it Vince.

I’m not a public wrestlefag but is it ok if I order the NY stone cold shirt?

crowd sounds alive tonight

>t. white boi in denial
jealousy is cringe

Okay now this is epic

I'm sorry.

18 minutes of the show so far devoted to this shit

>Pandering to /pol/ like its going to take his virginity.

Im jealous of not being a peak human specimen like Bobbo.
These nigs are cringe.

Why does Vince keep giving The Revival screen time AND titles when they've been open about wanting to go have matches with The Young Bucks? Are they out-carnying the carny?

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fucking kek lost

smack opened with wrestling and that's ding-dong diddly based

>2 commercial break match

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based progressive chads
fuck white people and fuck /pol/

Those implants are so big when she gets her shoes shined she’s got to take the guy’s word for it

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>Wrestling fan upset over 18 minutes of wrestling.
What did they mean by this?

Stone cold is over with non wrestling fans so no risk

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dude im actually so sick of seeing new day matches

you can tell he watched dbry fuck them both

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Nobody in their right mind would leave wwe for a nu TNA

Big E is based alpha.
Bobbo has tranny sisters.
KYS

>when he's a kofi fan

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>enjoying having the same stale shit every week

acquire standards

Based and thank u

what the fuck is a randy knock out?

Regardless of the characters being kinda stale, New Day matches (specifically the ppv ones) are consistently fantastic.

BASED NAMEFAG WORKING THE MARKS

Big E is a fag with a move that lets him touch men's asses.

>Orton SEETHING

They are waiting for the beta cuck shit.
When is Suicide prevention month so Mike Kanelis can off himself on national television to promote the month.

SEETHING

I appreciate you, user.

Black women are the absolute lowest tier. Change my mind

>Orton seething

Did Heyman tell the announcers to browse Yea Forums before the shows or something?

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BORK

Logically Corbin should be the new WWE champion challenger right?

BORK

OH FUCK NIGGERKILLER GIMMICK

BASED BROCK

>Kofi and the new gay win again
unholy cringe and they gave 20 mins to this trash?

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oh shit

BASED BORK

Why do they continuously make the tag team champions look like simps?

Brock's taking that title on Fox

Kofi about to get BLEACHED by based Bork

BROCK?

>no pop for lesnar
Dead fucking crowd

SKSKSKSKSKS!

nice hair bork

We beating niggers now

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DIMES LESNAR IS BACK

We took seething from them brainlet

Holy fuck affirmative action champion bout to get dabbed on by the beast.

What the fuck is up with his hair?

Roman Reigns vs Brock Lesnar for the WWE Championship at Wrestlemania 36

1/4 of the Smackdown devoted to this

twenty five minutes for that

KOFI IS OFFICIALLY FUCKED YESSSSSS THANK YOU BASED BORK

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THE NIGGER KILLER
BROCK LESNAR

BASED BROCK

OH FUCK!!!

Wow have the crowds for these shows been so dead? The shows are actually good and the crowds are dead. WWE needs to put in work to get people back jesus.

Just look at dating website data. They are the asian males of females

BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK

Brock gonna turn face finally and curb stop a fine African American?

Is it just me, or is the announcing worse than usual tonight?

Fuck that gave me a hearty laugh

hahaha look at his little pigeon chest compared to the big white Brock

OH FUCK
OH FUUUUCCKK

HAPPY BROCTOBER

HOLY FUCKING CUMOLA LOOK AT THE GUILE HAIR ON BROCK

You're right for once. Bravo. Imagine being a stinky negress who contributes nothing to society and smells like government cheese and coco butter.

thanks christ for Bork

BROCK IS GONNA KILL THAT FUCKING NIGGER

Big Dimes Brock about to BTFO of these nigger shitters

SAVE US BROCK

Brock has more definition in one arm than Kofi has on his entire chest.

I can’t think of anything worse to fuck other than a dude

If this shitter goes over Bork imma legit stop watching and I'm a massive E-drone for about 15 years.

is brock gonna grow out the beard?

THANK YOU FOX
THANK YOU FOX

brock has lost weight and heyman has put it on

WHAT HAPPENED SO FAR?

I SEE BROCK THERE

BROCK "WHITE POWER" LESNAR!!!!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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you guys ever laugh at these lesnar segments? the way he just stands there looking normal for the most part and like he's just hanging out while heyman makes him sound like a fucking monster is so funny

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Based Brock KILLING and LYNCHING Kofi "The Nigger" Kingston

Finally this reign of being a nigger is over. Based Brock is gonna take this fucking shit from him

Why is Paul Heyman on Bishoff's show isn't that cheating?

BROCK DRAFTED TO SMACKDOWN CONFIRMED

SOS

>Brock is gonna be back on SD

the memories

ATLANTA IS BLACK TOWN CRACKA

This niggers days are numbered

racist bork made a comeback!

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based FOX saving WWE HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

Looks like FOX wants a real sports representative for the WWE title.

Brock is all but assured that title now.

when was the last time Brock even cut a promo, or even spoke a word on TV?

yeah they have a humorous undertone to their dynamic that I like

>first thing bars that play smack will see is Brock killing a pancakes salesman
Gonna be good

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>Another reign of not wrestling
>Another reign of no dimes drawn
back to /pol/ incel

BEARD BROCK
NOT A DRILL
BEARD BROCK
NOT A DRILL

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FOX ain't putting up with numale beta cuck shit that is anti-dimes like Kofi

HANDS UP
DONT SHOOT

my favorite is when brock laughs at whatever heyman's doing

where'd Big E and Xavier fuck off to?

WE 2003-04 RUTHLESS AGRESSION ALL OVER AGAIN

I still mark out over F5's

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Are they really going to have The Fiend vs Brock Lesnar for Survivor Series?

>555

EFFF FIVE HUNDRED FIFTY FIVE!!!

Mexican Bork is based

Reminder that racism is a sign of poverty
Reminder that racism is a sign of low education
Reminder that Yea Forums is a liberal board

>bray main event on ram
>brock main even on smack
pretty basado if u askodo me

the only time i can remember him talking is when he screamed LEEETS DO THIIISSS and his voice cracked

i marked out over your 5's

they're likely changing the SS format

>I still mark out over F5's
>5 trips

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>7886564
fuck off back to /woo/ not even givin ya a (you)

So this the surprise or we getting one more?

That brand vs brand gimmick aint happening this year, they killed it doing the wild card shit for so long.

Reminder being a nigger is a sign of poverty
Reminder being a nigger is a sign low low IQ
Reminder you are SrGrafo and thr laughing stock of the board

Brock btfo kofi fags.

Yea Forums is a communist board retard

IF YOU SEE THIS POST YOU MUST REPLY 'THANK YOU BROCK' OR THE NIGGER WON'T BE DEFEATED

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BASED AND EDUCATED PILLED

I think WWE needs to make the titles mean something. Put them on real stars, and defend them only once in a while, like they do in real competitive sports.

>or even spoke a word on TV?

when he smacked Heyman with the MITB papers I think

>SEETHING

based progressive chad
you should adopt a name
and we can form a stable
and BTFO the right-wing incels together
what do you say?

Whatever happened to Vulkan?

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THANK YOU BROCK

>/pol/ isnt going to fuck you
kys already incel

Actually no, it's documented the lack of it is a sign of poor judgement, much like being empathetic is the direct opposite of being logical, you can't be logical and empathetic at the same time.

based Fox wanting none of that power of positivity bullshit

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THANK YOU BROCK

Brock and Paul are real life friends so they have a natural chemistry

learn how to greentext redditor

The guy who discovered DNA was proving that nigs have low iq but shut it down.

THANK YOU BROCK

Poor little racist whitey boi

and here I thought being a nigger was a sign of not even being human

learn how to greentext reddit nigger

He's been quiet ever since the Pterodactyl scream
youtu.be/7ZcxUlhW8oY

THANK YOU BROCK.
Im hopeful he will win, otherwise they make Seth look weak.

>the main feud on FoxDown is going to be Brock vs Roman

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the future is brown incel

THANK YOU BROCK

why haven't you based progressive chads adopted names
when can form a stable
and BTFO these right-wing incels together
what do you say?

stop giving these 2 a mic.

Means I won't be watch Smack anymore, was fun while it lasted

>THANK YOU BROCK

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i think for the nextSMACK thread we should have a whites only thread please!

Based boomer

glad to see Brock earned that title shot by winning a series of matches to prove he's number 1 contender

Has Becky not been in a cell match?
I could have sworn she was in one.

Unfortunately true, but it's nit a good thing like you think.

kek are you nu-male beta cucks larping as niggers on Yea Forums really this upset Kofi Coontson is losing his title before Smackdown becomes the main show?

COPE
O
P
E

FUCKING CRYBABY HORSE GO BACK TO THE FARM WHERE YOU BELONG

typical ESL queer

*brock vs rowan

Bayley still doing the hug gimmick as a heel?

They're not going to have Fiend vs Lesnar at SS. Seth is going over bros...

It's marginally true that whites of lower socio-economic status trend to be more racist, those metrics are the same as whites who live in close proximity to minorities.
Less racist whites live in suburbs or upscale areas of cities where there are no minorities, so they have no real experience with them.
If minorities were good, shouldn't poorer whites be less racist since they are around them more and know how cool they are?

They don't care. It's whitey vs everybody, even to their own detriment.

kek nu-male beta cucks getting ran the fuck out

I think it works better as a heel. Now she's a chicken shit heel that still thinks she is a role model.

BASED. BACK TO THE FARM!

>that one guy that in debates pretends to be an intellectual on a site known for horse and anime porn

BYE niggers, you had your FUN, now it's time for the ONE.
Runnin in tha house with a pickle in his mouth, Brock be misbehavin!

BASED COLE INTERVIEW

show needs more tits

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>cannibal corpse
are they any good?????

>metal chad
BASED ROWAN HE'S A GIANT

Fuck happened to Cole's voice. Someone cut off his balls or something?

srsly?

Every black person wants to live in a white neighborhood.
Nobody of any other race wants to live in a black neighborhood.
That's all you need to know

I hope Rowan rapes Cole.

Cannibal Corpse sucks.
They stole suffocation riffs, used retarded lyrics and just stole the rest of their style from better florida death metal bands,

I like the way Rowan talks

based cannibal corpse shirt

Are Rowan and Harper doing a new Headbangers gimmick?

Yes
youtube.com/watch?v=oHBTVzRreSY

>retards watching a feud that has already happened 50 times on raw
no thanks

No puppet, no puppet. You're the puppet.

they were better before corpsegrinder, but still pretty based

>rapes Cole

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SOS

I'M GETTING COLONIZED

Cole is going to get raped

Are we puppets?

I bet you're a metalcorefag

IMMA GO HARD

>ali
christ it was going so well too

rent free newfaggot

Truthfully, i think it just makes her look like she couldn't be a convincing heel.

>YOU DESERVE TO DIE

Look it's a street shitter.

How the fuck

Is smackdown so much better than raw

I like Mustafa Ali.

I'MA I'MA GET HARD

Did anything ever come of Ali’s vigilante video packages?

PUPPETZ! WALKING FINE IN LINE!

His nameplate looked like it said AU

NEW

If Raman Rain is so tough, why does he need an "equalizer" against Rowan?

he was put on the terrorist watch list

Fuck this mudslime piece of shit

So, what's for Mustard Ali's future?

>Cannibal Corpse sucks.

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Worked into an incel paragraph seethe by based progressive and inclusive chads

based progressive reddit chad
fuck this nazi image board
i am only here to BTFO white incels

I think she was scared to pull the trigger all they way because she knew that, but what she does now is better than what she did.

2 hours.

That's not saying much though.

I fucking miss her bros

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>literally one sentence
>paragraph
so this is the power of beta cuck IQ

BASED FATASS

Worked into a reddit immigrant green texting seethe

>nu-male beta cuck still replying to me
kofi coonstoon losing broke this faggots brain
back to redddit with all the kofi lovers incel

"Hey beastie boy"
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