Ask a Chinese anything

Ask a Chinese anything

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why do you eat pets

I don't.

please don't eat my dog

What's wrong with forks

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How do you feel about the people known as Blacks?

Take it easy bro. Not all whites are pedos. Not all Chinese eat pets

Try chopsticks. It's fun to use.

Nothing special

I have forks instead of hands...sadly

Do you like Winnie the Pooh? Do you like tanks in 1989 in June?

动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门

It must be a hard learning progress for u
Do u like Trump? Do u like PRISM?
Learn something rather than pasting.

whats ur favorite quotation from chairman mao

whoa a chinese !!!!!!

how are you guys able to see with those slanty eyes of yours?
also, when will you guys stop bullying the uyghurs?
also, is it true that you guys have your dirty hands on venezuela?

when it comes to ethics, why are right and wrong the only two options? why can't something be morally happy or morally sad, for example?

Why?

Why are you people not giving all your money to BiliBili?

发在五月四日,选自《青年运动的方向》
青年人不要低沉下去,要记住这个世界归根结底是你们的!
I'm having the same questions for years. Sorry for unable to answer the questions for u bro :(
Maybe FGO is boring?

have you tried it?

Do one of your friends use Bili for games or watching anime or anything?

ring ring

ring ring

who was phone?

Didn’t your mother ever tell you not to play with your food?

hey why is this guy so happy cts?

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Just ate a good meal

Why do you love Mao Zedong so much

Actually I'm playing FGO. But I think it's kinda boring on gameplay. The biggest motivation to stick on it is little Jack.
Many of my friends use bilibili. But the biggest reason is it's ad free, I guess. You're forced to watch 90s or even longer ad if u don't pay in other apps.
Why do Americans love Washington so much?

War on Terror Patriot Act PRISM Edward Snowden Guantanamo Bay CIA black sites Human Rights NSA mass surveillance Warrantless Wiretapping 4th Amendment violations Julian Assange whistle-blower manhunt Ecuadorian embassy refuge Corporate interests worker's rights healthcare rights free education Police militarization incarceration rate fake weapons of mass destruction Petrodollar warfare Israel "special" relationship ban on boycott Free Palestine USS Liberty attack Mossad cover up false anti-semitism accusations depleted uranium mutinions war crime ignoring the Geneva Convention Agent Orange My Lai Massacre Contras 1973 Chile coup CIA backing puppet dictators Illegal Occupation 1954 Guatemalan coup d'état United Fruit Company Cuban Missile Crisis Bay of Pigs Operation Northwoods Area51 Saudi lobby American Cover-Up of Trials of Unit 731 Abu Ghraib torture and prisoner abuse MKUltra Tuskegee syphilis experiment Suspension of Habeas Corpus Sedition Acts civil rights Martin Luther King murder Cointelpro Bombing of Libya Bombing of Yemen Bombing of Syria Intervention in Yugoslavia Philippine Genocide of 1900 Choctaw Trail of Tears Andrew Jackson illegal Overthrow of the Kingdom of Hawaii haole invasion Okinawa rapes Jarhead rapists migrant caravan ICE children in cages Russian puppet president

WHY DO AMERICANS LOVE WASHINGTON SO MUCH?!!?!?!?!?!!?
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NIGGER CHOPPED DOWN HIS CHERRY TREE

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why do u have smol eyes

GO CHINA HAHA WHOOO

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TRIPSE

Americans hate Washington... but some Chinese homes still have pictures of Mao after his laws and policies killed many Chinese directly, and many more by starvation.

Little Jack is pretty cute!
What are the other apps that make you watch ads? I didn't know there were more chinese anime apps.

Have you watched their Karl Marx show?

u arent an american if u hate washington

epic fail dont pass go dont collect $200 also literally die

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uhhh... Alex Jones yelling guy hates warshington too

part of being american is hating america, but defending it when anyone talks bad about it. Like a dysfunctional family!

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stop slandering his good name. u deserve death

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Courier, I was dead from the start

Hmmmmmmm, pretty hard to answer. Komeiji Koishi is the cuttest girl in my mind. Kosuzu is also good.
Mao is a complex man that hard to judge. The politicians only show what they want to show, both in America and China. Western world describe socialism as total shit but it's not. When I was a child I think Western world is proud of its freedom and human rights. But now I only love to listen to America fuck yeah.

Yeah Jack is cute! As well as Abigail. I think FGO introduced many interesting characters combined with tales and myth.
Youku and iQiyi maybe the major video apps on Chinese's cell phone. They both provides many animes. The shittest thing is 90s, or even 120s ads before each episode. You are required to buy VIP account to skip those shit. Some of my friends use bangumi but it's not a Chinese app I guess.

What do u meam "Karl Marx show"? Did u mean that anime? Sorry I didn't watch that.

How big is it

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h'haaaaaaaaa #gotem #goteeeeee #goteeeem #gooootttteeeeeeeeemmm

Henro yerow man. Do yew kno how to make gud dog fud. Can e take et wit shrimp fred rice alsue?

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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Thank you for your answers!

West and China are both VERY hypocritical. Maybe all humans are.

Heroes of US past like Washington and Jefferson kept slaves. Mao had people who disagreed with him assassinated. Both had "reasons" for doing what they did. Both are not examples of good people, I think.

FGO's use of ancient mythology and other stories is VERY cool! I think that's one reason it has gotten so popular. And also, yes, cute girls like Jack. Especially interesting making evil people into cute girls!

I wish Fire Emblem were more popular, but FGO won.

Have you ever heard of Liú Cíxīn (刘慈欣)
?

hard to judge???????????????

mao was a highly paranoid + mentally insane narcissist with a massive god complex

he purged an insane amount of government officials so nobody could challenge him

he was so delusional that he implimented insane policies such as trying to completely purge all traditional elements of chinese society, killing all the sparrows because he thought they were pests, and wasted an unimaginable amount of resources on indsutrail projects that were a failure from the beginning

all of which led to hundreds upon hundres of millions dying, making him the hands down winner of the guy who killed the most people in all of history

like dude u r actually saying that the guy who killed the most people in all of history is somehow hard to judge???? die literalyl die wtf i hate u

besides slavery being seen as a normal thing back in the colonial era, washington actually did things like uh be one of the generals who directly won independence for us from britain? and also did not intentionally kill millions of his own people? also washington willingly stepped down from the office of president even though there was a considerable movement to make him king of america? wtf

take away the slavery and you end up with a decent person. washington was a person with principles and someone who consistently sacrificed a lot to do the right thing
take away mao's constant assassinations and you end up with a deluded psychopath who felt nothing when he directly killed millions of his own people and tried to fit the entire country into his sick little fantasy of a communist country without any of its traditional culture

like the dude even experimented with making people have numbers instead of names

they also have mao on their paper money and the current chinese state still heavily promotes his cult of personality and attacks anyone who criticizes him publically so its not really surprising why anyone would have pictures of him

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I don't think he was looking for a political debate.

I wasn't looking for an argument either, just a discussion. More interested in the thoughts of a chinese civilian on anime than on political history.

shut the frick up liberal

dub
how do I become an chinese????????

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oh im sorry maybe if u didnt want to be called out so hard then u wouldnt do something as retard as trying to equate mao to washington IDIOT die dieidiediidieieideidiedieiceidiedi i ateh u

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I'm mostly just trying to get a sense for the prospects of investing in BiliBili, from a different perspective than financial analysis.

Dude, control your autism

shut the frick up liberal

wow then um maybe you should talk about that rather than bringing up retarded historical discussion so u can virtue signal to some chinese user

like im sorry you are so incorrect but maybe if you dont like your opinions getting blasted then dont post them online

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shut the frick up liberal

wtf please dont ssay that to me again

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Learn the language and respect the culture, pic related

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t. just learned about Chinese cultural revolution in 7th grade history

> virtue signal
kekked.
Read a book instead of just taking memerson's buzzwords off of pol and trying to "destroy" strangers on the internet.

I've been halfway thru my kanji deck for the last 6 months because I have an anki avalanche of about 1000 characters to sort thru ;-;

ive read several books on mao. like, actual biographies.

it doesnt matter though because you have nothing to argue with, so u resort to throwing around the autism and /pol/ buzzwords like a child. its sad to watch, maybe accept that you looked like an idiot when you unironically tried to equate the biggest mass-murderer the earth has ever seen to somebody like washington. instead of acting all pissy and pretending that im somehow out of line for correcting you for saying so stupid

get a grip crybaby

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>looked like an idiot on anonymous message board
you've got way too much of your ego wrapped up in this.

good job

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thanks for bringing good vibes everywhere you go!

ids nod hard to not click the like button on pedobait loli pics
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dubs! wooh!

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thamku ffor beign here...
yea! pls try tto b nice, dond b r*de idlel maek u.... alot on nod nice thinks///...

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dudebro most of my posts on this image board are me trying to act retarded. i rlly dont care about looking dumb, perhaps u should consider accepting you are wrong and accept the correction rather than rage at anons not acting the way you want them to on the internet

mao killed fewer people than most US presidents libshit

*wheezy nasally voice*
are u trying 2 say the chinese arent ppl wth -___-

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lol u never had sex

oof + yikers + hoowee boy

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How can such an absolutely BASED pic be attached to such cringe words smh

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Why are uou so little

back off mr chinese or i'll tell the party officials that you googled freedom of speech

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very bad meme
very low-tier
shitty
you should feel sheer shame

namefag

u dond hab tto pretemd tto b somethink ur nod... u r nice fren, u dond hab tto pretend tto b mean tto peoplel

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triplels! wooh!

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lol, I live in burgerland.

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im cringe normie its in my jeans to post cringe normal meme

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umm i-ill tell the fbi that u have information that could lead directly to hillarys arrest

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I will check those number!
kek imagine what Kanon would look like if it were animated by the modern studios in 2019

Please stop reminding me of my life with your pic.
oh god, I was younger than Satou the first time I watched NHK... now... oh god... time just keeps going

But I voted for her

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I'd honestly like to see that. It'd be different for sure, but it be interesting
2/2> college or tech school, those are your two options these days... I'm rooting 4 u flemlelee~~~

um wtf thats not very redpiled of u -________-

ill call you unbased o-or something, final offer

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To be fair, I hate her, but hated him more. Should've just voted for harambe looking back tbqhwy

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What's your favourite Chinese folklores? Mine is the Tiananmen Square protests of 1989

where they killed all the birds because they were eating the grain and then the entire country was infested by bugs with no birds to eat them

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i cant decide between one punch man or the nutshack

Fun fact: Catholic Church thought the plague was being spread by cats, and encouraged the extermination of cats. Nowadays, we know that main carrier of the plague was actually rats. Kill all the cats, get overrun by trannies that don't pass.

It's like this this basedposter said:
you don't have to pretend to be something you're not!
But I hope you find happiness.

y-you're not allowed to hate trump here, everyone know's this is the trump hugbox! reddit plz go!
>I did too, and I'd do it again, but I hate both of those boomers.

Went back to college, this week is finals. I just figured out there's not enough time to finish my internship hours, so I'm fucked. Not sure what I'm going to do now... waiting around another year to try and get into this program would be extremely painful...

Im not wearing make up un that picture

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fart on my balls blogteen

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Hey 4chun, How will I do if I buy more BTC?

Your fortune: Good Luck

I thought Fire Emblem mobile game made a great success. Didn't it? People tend to play FGO maybe that game has more social elements, at least in China.BTW, have u tried other type-moon anime or galgames?
Sure I did. Liu was kinda popular among students and the young since 2015 because of Three Body Problem. The movie Earth Wandering brought another discussion this Spring Festival.

God damn. Any fake touhou fans plz? I-I mean those who love everything about touhou except games like me.

do the haniese fard

Fire Emblem DID make money, but last I checked, FGO is much more popular.

That's cool! I'm about 6 chapters in to Three Body Problem and I am enjoying it. But it seemed like maybe the Chinese, especially the government censors, wouldn't like the way he depicted the madness of the Chinese revolution, and the control of the government.

Our 2hu/touhou fans are mostly on the "Japanese Culture" board. It's not my favorite place, but you can probably find threads where people praise the music and the setting, but mostly memes about the cute girls.

Make China great again!
Number 1!

What is your favorite food?

If you're getting your bachelors, you can take advantage of the JET program if you like. Just don't have a criminal record and the Japanese govt will pay you the mean Japanese salary to speak English in an anime classroom. Also, part of the reason I'm here is to avoid the liberal echo chambers on Reddit. I don't want to incessantly agree with everyone I talk to, y'know?

I'm glad that you enjoy the novel. Liu is one of my favorite sci-fi novelist. As for hitorical factor, China has been reviewing the past all the year. How we treat the history event is far away from how western world's text book describes. If u r interested, maybe u can read some books from different countries. None can be absolutely objective I think.
Fried chicken, Chinese type.

Where did I leave my keys?

baobao

Why are you gay?

lole

is emerald jade for chinks?