*works the marks and smarks while also keeping their favorite guys safe and sound*
ALL HAIL KING CORBIN
*works the marks and smarks while also keeping their favorite guys safe and sound*
ALL HAIL KING CORBIN
>Randall shitting on kayfabe just to look smart on Twitter
marks are in the ring
>gets the art
The art of killing the ratings?
>the art
Holy fucking cringe.
>the current state of millionaire carnys
>the art
Cringe, but unironically.
>Randy is now a fucking mark
This business is fucking dead. He was one of the last true men in wrestling and not only is he breaking kayfabe to talk about business, but he's replying to smark fan favorites like Lance "Zzz..zzz" Storm. This semen slurping, nu-male smiling, onions latte sport isn't for me anymore.
Based filter squashing this ham-and-egger on his way out
No one ever said that Corbin is a shitter who can't work. The problem is he's boring as fuck but that's not completely on him when you're in WWE.
so corbin will inherit orton's spot of having boring technically fine matches
THIS
based randy saving the business by drawing all those twitter dimes
I don't give two shits about their safety. His job is to entertain me not lay faggots safely on the mat. Figures that the only ones that appreciate his style are two other boring faggots who never drew dimes
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You retards don't even know what a mark is anymore. A wrestler who likes wrestling is a fucking mark you stupid fucktard
people dont understand they are getting 4d chess maneuvered and worked by this dumb twitter banter. you shitheads just eat it up
wasted digits on a ADHD
Corbin is based; the last true homemade talent.
YASSSS WWE SLAY
BASED TWITTER THREADS DRAWING ALL THE VIEWERS TO RAW
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>Corbin's only talent is know how to be "safe"
it's like to applaud a desk worker for being in time and of course Blandy Borington would like Corbin, both are boring as white bread
I can't believe Randy Orton exposed the business
why don't you use a few more buzzwords you fucking faggot
Why does he "hate to say it"?
When was the last time you saw Randy put anyone over in any way?
Not injuring your opponent is supposed to be the most basic foundation of being a pro wrestler.I'm not going to praise a guy for that.
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It's a western martial art. It's a combat discipline that born on Ancient Greece so technically it's an art.
>It's a western martial art. It's a combat discipline that born on Ancient Greece so technically it's an art.
>the art
Is this the new meme of “the product”?
you kids have no talents, skills, loves, professions, or anything outside of this website. That's why when you see comments like Ortons you have nothing in your life to relate to so you go off and just meme because when you greentext and post frogs you have some in common with other losers who can't understand something or learn. It's pretty pathetic when you guys only hobby is shitposting.
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Is Randy saying that he doesn't get the art
Have sex
>praising a guy for being safe
isn't that literally the minimum a wrestler should be though?
BASED BIG DIMES BARON CORBIN
ya seethe?
>art
Maximum cringe
Some are better than others. Like that time Ricochet did an insane dive and Roode sat him down like a baby. That takes precision.
You'd think, but there are a lot of marks killing themselves and possibly endangering others just for meme stars.
given how much the modern wrestlers love flippy shit most of those guys won't reach 50.
i'm still expecting someone like bryan to either pull a benoit or die in the ring.
>Kills the ratings, viewership, attendance, and overall excitement for the product.
At least he's not killing competent wrestlers. But Randy is a faggot. Fundamental technical execution like that is not art.
Who's talking about Seth?
>That time Seth just straight up kneed Cena square in the face, resulting in Cena FINALLY doing the STF correctly
His biggest downfall wasn't his ability it was getting involved with Meltzer on twitter that he got punished for
I have no problems with Thomas Pestock, but I still don't like Baron Corbin.
He has charisma and can wrestle but they dont let him be himself.
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Soooooo nobodies gonna post Randy's follow up tweet saying he was just working that manlet jobber?