RAM Gamethread #5

BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
FOUR FOOT NINE
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
NOT ONE DIME
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
KILLED A GUY
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
GAY MYSTERIO

APOLOGIZE

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BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
ONE FOOT DIME
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
NOT ONE DIME
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
KILLED A MAN
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
GAY MYSTERIO

hi

Can we add beta cuck to the list?

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heres my reply you son of a bitch

>watch raw for the first time in years
>a commentator actually calls wrestler a beta cuck
what the fuck, when did it go to this? i also watched last weeks smackdown and clash of champions, they seemed somewhat similar to what they were back when i watched but this shit caught me off guard

Please take that mic away from Cesaro

When did cesaro get a matrix gimmick?

do you know how well known that phrase "beta cuck" is.

you do know Yea Forums doesn't have any super secret memes anymore?

Go search "beta cuck" on twitter and see how many people are crediting it to websites and communities that are NOT 4 chan.

>crowd absolutely dead

This raw is good.

>show only half over
how? it feels like more has happened already in this episode alone than the last 6 months of raw

>giving Cesaro a mic

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CESARO VS REY
WAHT THE FUCK

Heyman is in charge of Raw

Put on your sunscreen, whitey.

I miss the Cena/Mysterio matchs Lads.

>exposing the business

>ONE FOOT DIME

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>my 24/7 champ? That's gotta be Kane.

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>you should have listed to your son
His son told him to keep wresting. Why is Cesaro such a geek on the mic?

its dead because how can cesaro vs rey measure to the emasculation of Mike Kannelis?

damn..cesaro is thicc....

pls no

F you mongoloid Brock.

twitter.com/ftbeard_17/status/1173772867818754049
if you missed it

cope

whats up with cesaros shoes
why is he wearing low top sneakers

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fffff

What the fuck happened to my main man Drew McIntyre?

>tfw Graves really is the "I WANT TO CUM INSIDE CARMELLA" poster

Can't wait for Bryan and Dave to break down what beta cuck means. And for the crowd to start chanting it every show towards wrestlers they don't like.

This episodes been pure kino

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KWAB

Not risking it

everybody steals shit that's made here it's how it's always been
Look at the meme reaction faces that got popular and on t-shirts and shit. Look at Pepe, look at even back in the day Ebaums and YTMND were using shit like Longcat and Cockmongler and getting involved in the Suicide Fourms raids and Habbo.

Fucking sjws going to get /ourguy/ fired

based Twitter posters desu

Knoxville always has dead crowds
I stopped going to live events here because it's like watching a wrestling show in a library

surgery

will be back soon

I'm immune to that. How can I be a cuck when I'm not married and don't get laid.

Guess they dont like the E mocking their life style.
If no one apologizes for it then im not making the switch to AEW.

Why would he still post it if he already did though

sup boys

based Roman taking the camera man's paycheck

Did Cesaro lose his luggage?

I hope they have a suicide angle soon. Then Mike is off of TV for a while, then comes back, still a fucking cuck.

realistically, what are the ratings going to be like tonight?

yeah it's not even 2100 yet

He was working through an "injury" for the last month straight and not telling anybody, finally last week it got so bad he couldn't hide it and they forced him to go to the hospital. From the sounds of it he "thought he had the flu" but in reality it sounds like a staph infection that he kept secret and hoped would go away on it's own. He's out for awhile.

Because Knoxville likes real wrestling. Not this horse shit

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Because he loves her pussy but can't always grab it

To the moon

sub 2million, le meltz will blame corbin

awful

They also like losing in football

aight u got me

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fuck (you)

If Graves says something to that effect (in a tv friendly way I guess) then it will be confirmed. Or if Graves starts slowly dropping red pills and hinting at ASP.

they realized they are watching a show written by cucks for cucks.

That was 10 years ago user. Yes "beta cuck" probably originated here, but it's so ingrained in internet culture now, that whoever wrote that line doesn't have to come anywhere near Yea Forums to pick it up. Always Sunny used it like 2 years ago.

Why is the crow so dead this hour

>triggered by the word "beta cuck"
>call other dudes "incels" on a daily basis

fucking hate leftist

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Why do you guys like to roleplay as black people?

Because it's a movie from the 90s

Its like Cesaros wearing nothing at all

Other than the forgettable 6 man
This raw has been great

>Hour 1: 2.2 Mil
>Hour 2: 1.9 Mil
>Hour 3: 1.4 Mil

he's mentally ill like all cuckposters

please have mercy

we hate you too, buddy

Bad but up

VIVA LA RAAAAAAAAZZZZZAAAAAAA

>staph infection

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>that one guy yelling VIVA LA RAZA

2.3 mil
2.2 mil
2.05 mil

because it's better than being white

Wtf did Rey just do? how was that even possible....

Because Vince doesn’t realize that people stopped watching jerry springer years ago

IMAGINE BEING THIS MAD

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I'm unironically already a Mike Kanellis. Got cheated on twice and lost my last gf to a black guy.

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what exactly is cesaros gimmick?

not this time

Serious question. Why Cesaro doesn't just leave?

topkek

Getting buried by a mexican.

Guy who lost his luggage

He talks on the mic with a mouth guard.

He's contractually obligated to WWE.

>term used everywhere on the internet
>hur dur he's an aspie

you really should just kill yourself, that's more embarrassing than posting on Yea Forums

Not that that move shouldn't be a finisher but Jobsaro is the only guy i've seen get pinned by it.

I would kill myself if I lost to someone that old wearing that many accessories during a match.

Fuck Corey Graves, Fuck beta cucks, fuck wwe, fuck anyone who watches it and fuck niggers and jannies.

I will only watch njpw from now on

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Is Bray ever going to appear as not The Fiend in the ring?

Botch

Can Corey unplug her mic? Would anyone notice?

and of course you're a frogfag

cope

It’s a fucking miracle that more people haven’t quit this company

Can someone screenshot Bray's smile? That would be a perfect reaction image.

HAHA, you see fellow Rosechads. Boss N Hug will get the title back, who will then lose to Fire & Desire to put them over. You'll see!

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Vince maxed out the charisma stat.

To do what exactly? Job to CAWdy in AEW?

>doesnt understand how contracts work
dumb aewtist

NXT geeks keep kicking out of shit and making it look weak

LITTLE LUNGS!!!!!

>pop-up ads won't let me reply to posts with images from my phone
REEEEEEE

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Why would he leave? He's making a lot of money and not doing near as much work.

you're tripping if you think for one second that you wouldn't want to work with a living legend in your field.

LITTLE LUNGS BTFO

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LITTLE LUNGS BTFO

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>NO MORE WILDCARD RULE

At this point if I were Roman I would just open up a car dealership and call it a day

Rent free

ALL HAIL

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YEAH
FUCK HIM

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Is vince resurrecting everyone Memeltzer mentioned?

It allows me a short reprieve from my guilt over slavery.

lol did they drop Drake Maverick?

Get clover you dumpbass

>The AOP are still alive
Finner

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>WHO

But why they don't just end this brand split shit and unify the titles already?

Do we get jinder soon?

What the fuck AOP is back. And theyre attempting to fo something with them.

>AOP Kino
Unironically excited lads

AOP back
based

Oh great, ANOTHER terrorist angle.

Holy fuck subtitles, we intellectual now.

>AOP
>Rusev
>Harper
What the fuck is going on

DUDE WWE IS BASED RN WTF AOP FUCK YEAH JIHADIST TERRORIST MAFIA GROUP

>not "pure chemo"

you had one fucking job.

FUCK LITTLE LUNGS, BET HE WAS A PE*PKEK

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Still no EC3

A O PEEPEE!

>These two hopeless jobbers can get subtitles
>But Nakamura, Kairi, Andrade and Asuka can't
I fucking hate Vince. I seriously hate him.

KINO

They dont look tough, they just look fat.

Believe it or not kanon, some people actually have a passion for their work. It's like a chef that doesn't get to cook, why waste all that time learning and preparing if you aren't going to use your skills to it's full potential?

Draft coming up

HOLY FUCKING KINO
BRING BACK MUHAMMAD

toka and razor is back

why the fuck cant they do subtitle promos with the japs?

MOTHERFUCKING AOP LET'S FUCKING GO

we just need Nia and Jinder Mahal back and we are in business.

Yea Forums is an anonymous board.
In its essence it’s about posting funny memes, edits, greentexts that you put in a lot of effort to come up with, without any recognition besides, if you’re lucky, other strangers thanking you.
This obsession some newfags have with “recognition” shows you don’t understand this board at all.
Who gives a shit if 9gag or Reddit steals our shit and claims it as their own?
Do you know who decided to grab a random cartoon frog from some obscure comic and make a meme out of it? Do you know the name of everyone who’s made edits from those frogs?
Maybe it wasn’t even first posted on Yea Forums, who cares?
If I wanted credit I’d post on reddit and beg for upvotes.
If I’m here I don’t need that shit.

what does "AOP" stand for?

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Total silence for both Sasha and Bayley

reminds me of the twins from breaking bad

>subtitled promos
Window opening for Jap promos?

Nakamura and Asuka do their promos in English. Asuka has Paige to talk for her now. Andrade has Zelina to talk for him.

>Its boss time

Subtitles don't work irl lol. how would they work in ring?

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It's the Blue Whore Order

Don't ask that shit here man.

Is Bayley even a heel

Why are they acting like nobody has a brand?

AYE OH PEEPEE
AYE OH PEEPEE

Why is Yea Forums obsessed with getting paid for doing nothing?

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Authors of pain

That AOP promo was fucking based

YEAH

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Ok but why are you quoting me, and not op? Because op is the one looking for recognition.

>APPRECIATE OP
He isnt a fag at all

I want to fuck Sasha

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>AoP get subtitles

lol these people live on another planet

cant believe sasha is the jannetty of bayley

Anal Opening Prolapse (don't search that please it's really bad)

>has Paige

That fucking cunt is filming some MTV shit reality show. Kairi and Asuka will never get pushed or used thanks to that. So fuck you, and fuck all wwe

So why none of them can speak for themselves, in their native language, with fucking subtitles?

Drake Maverick is already forgiven

HARD

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that little negro they had manage Lashley should manage the AOP

Andrade has Zelina, Nak speaks english, Asuka actually had a gimmick not understanding shit and not being understood. Nothing for Kairi though, even LO gets subs in NXT

they repackaged Los Matadors again?

Based AEWtists

Nobody has got any reaction whatsoever in the past hour

>Alexa and Sasha
truly the most kino rivalry

LIKE DEAN

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>heel bayley

>lefties seeting

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This is a rough episode god damn

This confirms that Corey Graves browses Yea Forums and most likely Yea Forums

What do you have to say to him, guys?

read

>Alooxa Bluss

It’s Vince

Nuck Figgerz

This is so painful to read

It all started with the Carmella situation.

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I WANT TO CUM INSIDE COREY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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dicks out bros its alexa time

ESL faggot

>alexa "crickets" bliss

leftists really think wrestling isn't about people being better than one another?

ITS BOTCH TIME!!!

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eat a bag of dicks, tranny

It's not so much that, but why wouldn't you want to work in a real wrestling promotion. Why go steps backwards and Leave the WWE to work in a company where the crowds are WAY smaller and the pay is smaller and because they don't have money you don't have the same access to the quality amenities and the per diems in WWE for traveling are probably legit as fuck vs some indie promotion where you live in your car and sleep in Motel 6

cute you think Yea Forums is the only corner of the internet where beta cuck is said

Jej

Oh no no no

TOOK HER BALL AND WENT HOME

it has the highest concetrations of shoot cucks

guess you'd know best where all the beta cucks hang out across the world wide web

sex is degenerate

Is Alexa gonna make Sasha seethe again?

Nikki ass looks ripe for spanking tbqh

answer the question retard

I LOVE ALEXA'S ASS

I think Corey got told some shit over the headset because he seems deflated.
Maybe it's just this match.

She's not going through a lot, she's just ugly

womenetty ruining this fantastic RAW

based

>all the backlash aimed at graves for saying "beta cuck"
PULL THE TRIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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>Alexa doing flippyshit
I remember some user arguing with me the other day that she wasn’t a face now

Nikki and Bayley need to settle this in a match of keijo

I love Alexas stumpy little body

Do people really take themselves this seriously? On the internet no less?

It's a work?

Absolute SEETHE

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PLEASE MR BROCK, I AM NOT A KEK

Well, that's what rats do in circus.

is Alexa really Jewish or is it just a meme?

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>keijo
fucking based, good taste user

god damn Bayley is trash
Sasha is fucking straight garbage
Lexi has been going easy and working slower, but she makes up for it with other skills.

Nikki is literally the best wrestler in this match, wtf.

The whole mood and tone of the show has nose dived

Looked like Alexa and Sasha were about to get into a shoot

go back

Dont cuck me Brock

Just like a womemes match to drag down the show.

she has a pet pig, that shit aint kosher.

kek

Maybe the KotR match should've been the main event.

My kid is asking me what "beta cuck" means now.

How am I supposed to explain this?

Throw in pool hopping, flag races, rock climbing, and beach volleyball.

She's a Jew just like Buffy the vampire slayer

meme

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>Yea Forums is so powerful that it's terms can cause an entire section of the world public to get worked into a shoot

Graves is finished guys, but he will be remembered as the hero that buried the beta cucks

Here’s a joke about your wife’s son

just say it means loser
I wouldnt explain the cuck part at all

what did graves say about 'society'? heard him say the word but didnt hear the context

ask their father to tell them

Just do it.

He said we live in one

Tell him you're not really his dad because you are a beta cuck.

damn there's still 50 mins left? I thought this was the main event what the fuck is going on, why does the show feel so long?

454

kotr and cuck angle

It's a meme, don't get worked.

Yea Forums still gets booked strong after all these years. Based.

Based Nikki getting that pop

classic reddit
>no one but the mods have a problem with it
>mods ban anyone not on their side
>immediately goes to news outlets and say that reddit is against whatever the mod is against

>slammed Bliss on the stairs so hard she was too injured to continue
>not DQ'd for it
>stairs only a DQ if you pick them up
what the fuck

She botched the spot, but still made it look okay.

>that Nikki botch
My fucking sides

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Seff vs Roode is the main event

kotr already happened

He wanted you to hear another joke. What do you get, when you cross...

MAN HEEL SASHA FUCKING SUCK LMAO

Thats gonna set a new record for the lowest drawing hour

Shout out to Nikki for getting this monster fucking push and them letting her keep her gimmick and work with Alexa who is letting her shine.

ahahaha botch

Lexi gettin' her thicc thighs back. Hope /ourgal/ is alright.

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Why is this getting so much time?

bring back ronda

Sasha Banks invented using a chair as a weapon, guys

First time I actually have to reply to one of these.

this is fucking stupid

nikki cross is literal dogshit

I though TLC was after HiC.

holy fucking cringe........

>2 fat girls are out of the ring
>chair fighting
Based

new thread

Imagine being dumb enough to have Jasethy and womeme to finish the third hour. It's gonna be a PLUMETTING rape this week.

what was the Nikki botch I missed it

>turn heel
>JOB THE FUCK OUT
nice vince

did rene just say "back up bitch" ? or was it babe/beck?
after corey ya never know wtf they will say next

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new thread for the end of the show

>not swordfighting with the chairs
this is why no one takes women wrestling seriously

I guess Alexa didn't want to look bad so she faked an injury.

renee been cussing all night I think Renee, Graves, and Cole all went drinking or something before the show tonight.

good bitch

>bobby roode main eventing raw in 2019

i'm guessing a rough third hour rating

>Charles in heels beating a wrestler with a chair

>GOAT heel left-wing stable as 'Anonymous'
>turns into monster heel right-wing loner gimmick
>has worked everyone from ultra-religious nationalists to ultra-lefty anarchists, to unironic terrorist in the middle east in the past 2 decades
Yea Forums is the GOAT since VACANT

>SASHA FUCKING SUCK LMAO
The first two words were unnecessary

>This promo

Damn was right

That was earlier today and they're in the building
So where are they?

K

Good Bork Happy Bork

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