When you're horny and you fap to yourself in the mirror

>when you c*m and the horny doesn't go away so you post it online in your delirium

excuse me but who are you quoting?

jokes on you, don't need panties to make myself horny from looking at myself

I like splatoon!

>mfw my hard disk broke and i lost an entire folder with pics and vids of me doing lewd things

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Make more then delete them again!

Also what things did you do?

God ur such a cutie

tfw when your horny but can't fap to you're self because your not hote

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Fap to your imagination and then don't fap

i broke my phone in a fit of blind rage around june last year and i haven't got the money to buy a new one ever since, so yeah. but if i did have a phone, i wouldn't delete it. i miss having my lewds.
took pics of my butte and also my penise, and also filmed some of it too tbh. ngl, i have a nice arse.
i like it when Magick calls me cutie.

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Doujin source?

Is it a pale arse?
Do you send your lewds to other people?

>my arse pale?
not really, it has a nice color to it.
>pics to other people?
i used to yeah. not anymore.

Why don't you send them anymore? Embarrassed?
Butts should be pale, just like most things.

> Feeling weird

I hope you feel better about yourself because I literally can't stop mirin my own videos.
When I watched the latest contra video my only thought was "wow it feels fucking great to be a guy" and then I kissed my own biceps, but not like a peck, I mean like I'm gonna have to wear long sleeves

the state can't take your guns right user???

If the FBI breaks down my door they're going to see a burly man with a baby face jacking off to his own flexing videos so they'll probably just awkwardly leave

I was talking about your biceps, but that is also good information!

i haven't shaved since then. whenever i shave i get horny and want to take pictures, and since i don't have a phone anymore, there's no point in doing it. no cellphone, no pics, no one gets pics.

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Shave? I've never shaved in my entire life, never not even once.

you should! you'll be surprized about how good your will feel once you do it. it'll make you horny just feeling your skin by itself.

I like being hairy where it counts though, I am smooth all over though.

Why do girls stuff their panties with eggs?

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Uhhh, are black people allowed to have sex with that?

shabed boy holes are the best, but leaving a little on the johnnie is nice also tbqh.

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Are you hitting on me and my boy hole??

perhaps

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You a top or bottom...?
Also perhaps is my word friend.

bottom all the way, never tried top. knice dubs btw

thankse!
Will you dress up like konata while being a bottom

if i had the money to buy them clothes, yes i would. i've always wanted to crossdress, but never had the money to do it. oh well "ce la vie" as gay french men say.
it was fun and nice talking to you fren, but im bout to head out, gonna take a bath and hit the hay. pls have a good night. buh-bye

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bai bai oyasumi!

konata... GONE!!!

Are you my new friend? Or my new enemy

i am new konata

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:DDDD Can we hug and kiss new konata???/? :3

sure thing
all i need is the last three digits of your credit card :^)

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My last three digits are FCK and U!!
You were supposed to love me not abuse me!

tch tch tch those aren't digits
i'm afraid that won't do, user
no that won't do at all, i'm afraid

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Yo give me loving, i give you digits. You sucky sucky, I cummy cummy. That is our relationship remember?

i hate to disappoint you, but that was not part of our agreement.
it was fun and nice talking to you fren, but im bout to head out, gonna take a bath and hit the hay. pls have a good night. buh-bye

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i hate when that happens

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HUH CLONE? WHERE MY SUCKEE? NO KONATA PLEASE CUM BACK

new konata... GONE!!!

...alone, again

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sup

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kind of a waste tbdesu

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KONATA!! Hug and kiss time?
Yo want sum fuck too

hmm... mhm.. umm.. how come new konatas keep spawning in this threade?

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OP is actually Catfish

Why aren;t they fucking all anons at once?
Who shiro?

(very nice dubs)
how could i? you didn't even check my're dubs

dubs, very nice

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I shall always check your dubs, they were nice and hot just like our passionayte love making session
now hug and kiss?

Using new snapchat filter

i'm sorry, but you missed your chance

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How about now?

ok let's make out

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konata is such a slute

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me too!!

dubs confirm

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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dubs confirm: the sequel

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