Oh my, this should be interesting
when's the paternity reveal party? next episode of maury?
Oh man if this was like late 90s early 00s Maria would end up having a black baby and at the end of all this Kanellis would end up having a gauntlet match against every black wrestler on the card
and then Lio Rush would come out with Bobbo and say that He is the father. And then Kanellis would go on a rampage trying to get to Lio but he'd have to go through Bobbo in a Hell in the Cell match and he ends up winning then finally fighting Lio in a match for custody of the kid.
this would save the 'E
So Heyman's really going all out on this.
Gay.
>Gender reveal
Someone post the webm. You know the one.
that would be fucking awesome
>Race Reveal
whoa...
aye
BLACKED
>its real
kek
I mean its ridiculou but sometime wrestling has to be bathshit.
hope they make it right
yeah some of the best WWE moments were just off the rail insanity or some surrealist post-modern art.
honor killings need to make a comeback
hope wwe legit gets push back for presuming the baby's gender
it'd be hilarious
Okay edgelord.
sauce pls I've been looking for the OG vid for a month now.
Twitter should be interesting during this segment
>Gender reveal party
>Maria reveals that she's actually a man
Called it
bruh
B E T A C U C K
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TO BAD THIS TAG TEAM IS NOT PRIVATE PARTY.
IT WOULD BE 10X MORE SUBTLE A NAME
dilate
faggot
this honestly has been a really weird story line. So are mike and maria really shoot married? I mean thinking about it this whole storyline has been some super weird humilation fantasy. Like Hawkins had a losing streak but Mike is like in a C tier storyline about Maria abusing him, like he's being physically and mentally abused
weird shit
one less dude for me to compete with. This dons't bother me one bit. The more that keep dropping off the more there is for me.
Alpha
Based
The fucking state of your life
Seething tranny
Still waiting for the day we get to behead these degenerate infidels
You're so scared of some mystery guy showing up and taking what you have that this statement made you look like a bitch
what's the worse that this storyline could get
They are. They allegedly worked Vince into a big contact and then told him that Maria got pregnant again after they signed.
This is Vince having a fit and trying to “break them”—similar to what they did with Mark Henry, who they signed for a bunch of money and quickly regretted it and tried to make him quit by giving him dumbass angles. Though with this storyline, all that’s gonna happen is that they angle gets over because of how ridiculous it is.
You're not alone. Been trying to get zoomers all coompilled for easier pickings.
Its the secret reason why I support coworkers who transition
dimes
yeah I used to think that way. until I realized that it'd be so easy to go out to a nightclub, get wasted and then have one of these things seduce you successfully because he's under 10 lbs of makeup and the little light helps.
>ever going to a nightclub
What a cuck. Cover charge just to walk in, shitty house music, overpriced alcohol, spics that bathed in $5 walmart cologne, women that are usually men. Gross dude
Need to see them all naked in a blacked film
Did they reveal the child's race too?
BY RETARDS. FOR RETARDS.