Why does twitter give me a notification that jk rowling follows melania trump?

why does twitter give me a notification that jk rowling follows melania trump?
also, how do i turn off notification?

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Just don't have social medias like the rest of us for no notifications

ehm duh noshit! but how do i delete twitter?

but Yea Forums is technically a...

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I have social media and am successfully involved in many social circle online, what do you think about that?

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You delete is dummy!
You know what I mean E3!
Good for you friend, I'm successfully in no social circles and can disappear without anyone thinking about it for too long

Haha it's so stupid that you think like that.

>can disappear without anyone thinking about it for too long

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Now why's that?

i'll try the experiment by myself then...

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?, I don't understand, I'm terrible at understanding what people say

Because your going to be a weak and dependant vagin since you can't function with hurting the feeling of your make believe friends

you will understand it (though it'll take time)

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what defines as real then?

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I have no friends, nor do I believe I have any. Mostly because I can't function is social situations, hope that clears your judgement of me
Nope, I'm still confused. I am what you would call a social retard so I probably won't understand

that only proves his point

you sort reminded me of my old primary school friend desu

To me the internet is mainly in your mind so the friends you'll make are basically the same as imaginary friends. They can't help you because they are not here, don't grow reliant on people who are absent.

(trips)
socially awkward, makes jokes and obvious statements about being sad and alone, and is generally unattractive?

>hope that clears your judgement of me
Does it matter?

I dunno, does it?

I'm asking you nigger face

> friends = utility tools

Friends = tribe members = helpers

Ya and I don't know since you asked the original question, so you would be the one that can decide if what I said matters

stop hating yourself some of these description are untrue (but they won't affect you that much)

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I asked you the question retard... Wait sry I should just leave so bye

nah they're completely true, also I don't hate myself. I'm just being down to earth and not lying to myself about my situation

dubs

(2SN)
at least you're being honest(make sure it won't let you from feeling down(which i'm sure it already happened but still))

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sorry i mean
*it won't let you down

No, your thinking is wrong friend. Even if what to said is true that doesn't mean you can resign yourself to your situation because it is the incorrect one for you. There is power in any position so you need to dream think about your life and figure yourself out. How have you been able to survive all the way to this point? You have abilities that you don't see as your strength and that's where you messed up because you're not being true to yourself. There is some advantage that you have being who you are and you need to figure out what it is and exploit it.