I don't exist

I'm still waiting

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will you marry me.

I'm already engaged to be married to another

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i am married.

So am I

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i can cook i can clean
i can cock i can clan

Shhhh

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two foot step for ward
eight foot step five ward
late foot nigh ward
skateboard

Huh? What does that mean (he asks, lowers his blade)

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put me into
anger more left handed headed to war
pink shore soft mend’d shedded her
put me into

Heres what i keep.in my top.desk drawer

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ite ite ite ite ite ite ite ite ite
filthy filthy filthy fitlthy filthy
s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s

It's not that dirty it just looks that way because of the Mercury light bulbs that I use because I like it when it looks that way

See

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here-ye here-ye i will compose a poem

if you’re my neighbor
i’ll fucking kill myself

If you are my neighbor and you've been listening to me scream in agony for the last eight years and you're only now coming over to say hello neighbor I'll f****** kill you

i am no neighbor
i am no neighborhood

Have you heard the story of the little crook who lived in a little crooked house and every evening when the clocks hands were crooked and the sun set on a crooked hills crooked horizon he sat down at a crooked table and ate a crooked fish with a crooked fork

And one day a beautiful little girl dressed like a princess was walking by and greeted him so delightfully

And with a crooked look, he said with his crooked tongue HENLO NEIGHBOR

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if that’s a cry ao tic reference
i hate you

The picture is a high Lord wolnir from Dark Souls 3 who was an African giant who was despised by everyone because he tortured his victims but he had access to Dentistry so his teeth remained straight

The Crooked House is from a poem that mention by VM Varga in Fargo season 3 to describe his own intentions to one of his business partners

The idea of a crooked life comes from Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban in a room hidden away in the farthest corner of Hogwarts which tells the story of what happened in the school's history that led to the Horrors that are sealed away in Azkaban

The last line is reference to the video game hello neighbor which features exclusively crooked imagery and is part of a large platform of media depicting a great storyline however the game itself is actually very short kind of like a web browser game that you might have played when you were a child

The word Henlo, however, has no origin and is simply a sound that echoed in my mind endlessly after i saw it used here

Here you can see the queen yharnam Bound in manacles and left alone to die but imagine if they had put the manacles on crooked and her wrists became crooked and her fingers twisted in crooked shapes and smeared the blood in crooked lines///////////////////

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And she drew a picture of a city with crooked trees and crooked teeth and crooked winds caused earthquakes and all the towers qere crooked and every brick became crooked and every cloud was crooked and it was called YH A D N A M

when is the mcrib back

Matt Groening has a new show on Netflix with a cute female protagonist in the style of The Simpsons and I haven't seen it yet but it looks really nice

Also the Orville starring Seth MacFarlane is actually very good it's a lot like Star Trek really quite serious and well done in the same fashion

Pic related... a pose from the kama sutra

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If you examine the pose carefully you'll see that she is in a position very similar to the posture she would have during deep penetration

SAME

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Extremely pleasurable

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(2SN)
only time will tell

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you’ve made me blue and unwell and well blue and unyou’ve unmade unme unblue unand well

Now look at my butt while i walk away and I'll try to make it look good

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start existeing it can be ok sometimes

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