I have a very small penis, girls just laugh when they see it

i have a very small penis, girls just laugh when they see it

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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same

there's something elegant about a small penis, a modest sort of nobility

do girls prefer large penises over small ones?

sadly this isn't classical greek era

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mushromm cock MUSHCROOM COKK HAHAHAHAHHA

Imagine getting pounded hard for hours by a teeny boper

I wish that were me, girls don't even wanna see mine

(2SN)
can't really imagine that...

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Can we get a yikes up in here?

Uh oh, look out! He has an erection, especially while taking it up the keister!

An omen...

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

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proud owner of a peepee

hey man it's not easy getting hard when your butts full of stuff

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

full of what stuff?

Girlwood.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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Shouldn't you be fucking her instead?

That works too, is she into that?

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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Yup, she likes being the fricky fucked.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

I will strap on the condom of tradition!

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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small penis = big intellect

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The strapping is now commencing!

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Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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wth I'm stupid now

uh dude... i heard you breathe
thats a little gay...

Yeah well, I like cum too.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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lol
>now

Can I bust a nut inside your eye so you see where I come from?

Okay but it'll cost you one video game.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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Here you go, it is a very fun game! Be careful of the dynamite

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Alright! Two for two!

Now nut in my eye!

Your fortune: Average Luck

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*Nuts in your left eye*
*Nut in your right eye*
Can you see it? Where did I come from?

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The middle of Sicily!

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

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>Sicily
I fucking love Italy and I fucking love you!!
Hug?

Okay...

But I'm still waiting for my nut...

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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Just found itt! Like? Dislike?

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Acorns aren't nuts

It's fruit, like a cashew

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Not what google says...very suspicios

This must be one of those traps..

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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What else does google say?

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Dark handsome stranger...is moi!

wtf le tomposter sex cult has arrived

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My dark handsome stranger!

Oh, show me love and rapture!

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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i heard you have an smol bepsis

Nice, making a girl laugh is the quickest way to win her heart some say...

they say a lot of things like nigger sometimes but other times not so much

Nigger comes from the swedish word Njuggar which means troll and if you would have ever bothered to do the slightest bit of research on your own language you would have known that you lazy got

Listen here you smoothbrain fuck, i dont know who you think you are but you need to calm the fuck down before i backtrace your shit and teach you some fucking manners IRL with my fists.

Ive been studying korean tiw kwan dough since i was a mere child and got a masters degree certificate in ethical hacking from one of the top 10 online schools in north america, so calm the fuck down

dont believe the lies of the tomposter sex cult my monsterCOCK is as large as the entire planet

in fact it is the planet

what can i say except your welcome

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