i have a very small penis, girls just laugh when they see it
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
i have a very small penis, girls just laugh when they see it
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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there's something elegant about a small penis, a modest sort of nobility
do girls prefer large penises over small ones?
sadly this isn't classical greek era
mushromm cock MUSHCROOM COKK HAHAHAHAHHA
Imagine getting pounded hard for hours by a teeny boper
I wish that were me, girls don't even wanna see mine
(2SN)
can't really imagine that...
...
Can we get a yikes up in here?
Uh oh, look out! He has an erection, especially while taking it up the keister!
An omen...
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
proud owner of a peepee
hey man it's not easy getting hard when your butts full of stuff
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
full of what stuff?
Girlwood.
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Shouldn't you be fucking her instead?
That works too, is she into that?
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Yup, she likes being the fricky fucked.
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
I will strap on the condom of tradition!
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
small penis = big intellect
wth I'm stupid now
uh dude... i heard you breathe
thats a little gay...
Yeah well, I like cum too.
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
lol
>now
Can I bust a nut inside your eye so you see where I come from?
Okay but it'll cost you one video game.
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
Here you go, it is a very fun game! Be careful of the dynamite
Alright! Two for two!
Now nut in my eye!
Your fortune: Average Luck
*Nuts in your left eye*
*Nut in your right eye*
Can you see it? Where did I come from?
The middle of Sicily!
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>Sicily
I fucking love Italy and I fucking love you!!
Hug?
Okay...
But I'm still waiting for my nut...
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Just found itt! Like? Dislike?
Acorns aren't nuts
It's fruit, like a cashew
Not what google says...very suspicios
This must be one of those traps..
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
What else does google say?
Dark handsome stranger...is moi!
wtf le tomposter sex cult has arrived
My dark handsome stranger!
Oh, show me love and rapture!
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
i heard you have an smol bepsis
Nice, making a girl laugh is the quickest way to win her heart some say...
they say a lot of things like nigger sometimes but other times not so much
Nigger comes from the swedish word Njuggar which means troll and if you would have ever bothered to do the slightest bit of research on your own language you would have known that you lazy got
Listen here you smoothbrain fuck, i dont know who you think you are but you need to calm the fuck down before i backtrace your shit and teach you some fucking manners IRL with my fists.
Ive been studying korean tiw kwan dough since i was a mere child and got a masters degree certificate in ethical hacking from one of the top 10 online schools in north america, so calm the fuck down
dont believe the lies of the tomposter sex cult my monsterCOCK is as large as the entire planet
in fact it is the planet
what can i say except your welcome