I truly missed this backwoods nigga like you wouldn't believe

I truly missed this backwoods nigga like you wouldn't believe.

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literally same here

>backwoods
>from new york

Take a lap.

I'm so happy bros. I night start watching again til they fuck up his momentum and he gets sidelined with an injury.

I wish he was still in catering. They're gonna fuck everything up as always.
fucking business exposer go away

There’s plenty of backwoods in New York brothers

Harper made his return? Cool. Were there any other noteworthy moments at CoC?

Glorious Bobby Roode pinned seff clean and him and Dolph became tag champs

Upstate New York

>brothers
That's a lap.

Do they drive trucks, drink IPAs and listen to Haggard up that way?

They don’t drink IPAs that’s some bug man shit. They probably drink pbr. I’m from NC I just know literally every state has rednecks or redneck adjacent types.

Erik Rowan imo is an interesting wrestler. I enjoy his matches

WHAT?

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nigga there's mountains and shit in New York, and canada is county as shit. You're confusing "Country" with "Southern".

Same

Utica?

Exactly Steve Austin is a bugman

Disgusting, you'd think a redneck like austin would know IPAs are trash

Seeing this guy in big pants and frizzy beard do a dropkick was so great I missed him too lads

>Meltzer Magoo says in his newsletter this week that Harper's never coming back
>he's immediately brought back
That'll be, uh, $10.99 plus tip.

Vince Macman is burying Mark Meltzer because he's an AEW android shitting on NXT.

his ceiling is comedy upper midcard act for 3 months
has abolutely zero talent that makes him stand out

We drink Natty Ice up here

So I guess his contract is coming up for the expiry which is why they'll pretend to push him for a couple of months so he'll sign another mark contract, and they can get back to doing nothing with him again, so no other company can use him.

Based Harpbros itt. I’m glad my boy is back, I hope they get a Bludgeon Brothers tier push again and start destroying manlets

They'll fuck this up and ruin it within 2 weeks and you fucking drones will act surprised.

That’s what blacks drinks in NC

It's a shame Vince has no clue how BASED Harper is.

Based Vince

Rednecks drink Bud and or Tecate here

biggest pop of the night was when big dimes Fiend attacked Jasethy

Oh boy it's the yearly "Harper randomly comes back, interferes in a match, and then fades back into obscurity within 2 months" episode

Didn't this white nigga have a hammer at one point?

They were the Tap Brothers and had faucets for cocks before Rowan got injured.

Dude lost about 50lbs, looks shit now

Maybe OP meant "blackwoods nigga"

It's Monday. You know what that means.

He can't even do a Southern accent.

plenty of backwoods in New York state

>Been out on his back for like a year
>Didn't bother getting a hair transplant
What a waste. It would objectively make him more marketable.

He will get a push as long as he stays uninjured. Someone really likes Rowan backstage.

I think they like them both. Bludgeons dominating everything and only most because Rowan is made of glass. These two are incapable of staying healthy and one of them will be hurt again before the Rumble.