No wonder their matches suck.
TJP burying WWE
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Everyone knows this stuff.
I...I didn't know Vince was actually calling the matches live, move by move for the wrestlers, I just thought they were all heavily scripted by agents who had no idea what they were doing.
Wt absolute f. No wonder every bout looks the same.
Hasn't that pretty much been how wwe has been for decades? he's a shitter, so his job is make the other person look good without getting himself over. How you supposed get the other guy over with the shitter jobber upstaging him being a mark
Shouldn't come as a shock.. I mean, Mark contract puppetry is life.
100% believable
It shouldn't be your choice you geek. You are one small piece of the show. 5 people doing moonsaults or everyone doing table spots makes everything meaningless
Tjp is redpilled
I mean yeah. They get paid to do what the person paying them wants them to do. Everyone else knows their job is that but not wrestlers for some reason.
Isn't it funny how this only applies to they guys they fire and never gave a fuck about? Lmao he's just mad they didn't want him to be anything other than a 205 Jobber
>Give shitters the good spots because they "earned their dues" or "have IT/the X factor" or make Vince laugh backstage
>Spots look much worse than they would at the hands of someone competent
>BUT AT LEAST THE RIGHT GUY GOT OVER... BARELY...
You're getting paid good money stop being a mark ya fucking jabrone.
E Drones refuse to believe it whenever it’s brought up by anyone other than a wrestler (Meltzer says it all time), and even then they get defensive. Imagine being Daniel Bryan or AJ Styles and having to wrestle the way a ref tells you to.
You didn't know that? Every promotion has a format and wwe has a very obvious one. If you are at a certain place on the card and aren't doing the exact moves they like at that point on the show then you'll be told to do the chinlocks.
WWE invests in certain guys and plans their marketing around them. Those guys need to stand out on the shows. If a guy they aren't investing in comes out as the most entertaining guy at the end of the show then it fucks up their marketing strategy.
It's all part of their presentation. NJPW has a similar thing but it's not as hands on, and the format is more obvious because it's exactly the same matches every show.
>Isn't it funny how this only applies to they guys they fire and never gave a fuck about?
Nope. Jericho and Moxley have said the same thing, and neither of them were fired.
>You're getting paid good money
They aren’t getting paid good money though. Vince’s record profits are all going straight into the XFL.
They are definitely getting paid better than in the mudshows and the bush leagues these marks wrestle for.
ahh so this explains buddy murphy
Then why did the USOs keep doing high flying moves and spots when they were heels? Did someone forget to tell them chinlocks are where it's at brother? Those coconut groids didn't change their routine at all.
Proof or fuck off faggot
Jericho’s podcast with Moxley and Moxley on Wade Keller’s podcast.
Moxley says wrestling Juice in NJPW was refreshing because he didn’t have a ref telling him what to do every 5 seconds, and Jericho says he forgot what it was like to actually let the wrestlers wrestle after his initial match with Omega.
He sounds like a huge bitch. He got paid sux figures and got to travel the world yet still complained because he didn't want to follow his bosses directions.
He'd never make it in the real world.
Well good for them, I guess. They're still failures in modern WWE
He was absolutely not getting paid six figures.
Even the lowest marketable jobber gets paid six figures by WWE undoubtedly.
That's good money for essentially only needing to pretend fight for five minutes four nights a week, like these jobbers do.
>subtract travel costs
>subtract board costs
>subtract health insurance costs
etc
low 6 figure pay quickly becomes a mark contract when you are an "independent contractor"
He was the champ of the division for like 6 months
Samoans are exempt from rules
they went on to other career options you cult queer... they dont NEED to stay at wwe nor are they obligated to. fuck off with tour history revision they failed so they left bullshit. stupid mental
Holy fuck, you're an actual e drone. Please tell me you're larping.
How the fuck were Ambrose and Jericho failures in WWE?
>tax deductible
>tax deductible
>tax deductible
fucking idiot
tax deductible doesn't mean free you fucking moron, have you ever actually itemized your deductions or are you still living in your parents basement?
>WCW
>Based and let people do what they want
>WWE
>Everything is sanitized and they literally have to control everything for no fucking reason.
THE WRONG FED WON.
>Has never worked or done his taxes
Tax deductible doesn't mean that it's free, you retard.
>Everyone else knows their job is that but not wrestlers for some reason.
A wrestler's job is improvisational, ya nard. Vince is the only one who doesn't understand that, because he's a soupbrained malignant narcissist.
It'd be like telling someone to paint you a portrait of yourself. Then micromanaging every color choice and brush stroke. At that point, you just do it yourself if you're so smart.
>205 manlets
>good money
I bet you're one of those retards who thinks everyone make millions instantly because they're hired in WWE.
>it's okay if the show is shit as long as they get paid """good money"""
E-drones everyone
>six figures
is that why so many have to sell themselves like whores in cameo for money?
underage b& or NEET? TAKIN ALL BETS
>got to travel the world
Had to. Had to travel the world. Retards like you who phrase it like you do have clearly never left your mother's basement.
A flippyshitter like TJP can earn decent money all told, on a much less ridiculous travel schedule that won't bleed so much money from them to begin with.
Tjp was sincerely the worst wrestler wwe ever signed
>5'10
>asian
>billed at 190 (really around 165)
>literal basedboy (check his Instagram diet)
>no personality AT ALL
>dabs every match
>his finisher pin is a dab
>weird chiptune 8-bit entrance music that has nothing to do with his gimmick
>not a SINGLE hair on his chin, or chest, or armpit
>extremely effeminate
>loses constantly
>had to have his name changed because it was so bad
>only lasted 7 months in the big leagues
>can barely find anyone to hire him as more than a jobber
Seriously just awful.
People have already mentioned what an unconscionable faggot you are for not understanding tax deductions, but I would like to further add that only some travel expenses are deductible. Off the top of my head, meals on the road are only 50% deductible, and deductions for travel by car are a fixed, per-mile rate, and not actually the cost of gasoline and depreciation on your vehicle.
>unironically bought into the soy
Unironically beggin ya to seek sunlight and a social life
>weird chiptune 8-bit entrance music that has nothing to do with his gimmick
You must be forgetting his initial month where his gimmick was being what Vince thinks is a "gamer." He made a bunch of video game puns and it was fucking awful. He had the 8-bit music because Vince thinks every video game is Super Mario Bros.
Why the fuck is he bitching?
Just stop the flippy shit, save your body, and wow the crowd at PPVs if you make it
I can tell you no one was micromanaging Buddy Murphy matches. Same goes for Ali, Cedric, Tozawa and most of the roster. Maybe TJP just pissed someone off or they didn't trust him for some reason.
>E-drones unironically will completely eat up absolute shit matches because the wrestler is getting paid good money just so they can say he has no right to complain on the internet once he's out.
There has to be a name for the mental illness they have.
>I didnt read I just want to autistically screech into the night
>making good money means you shouldn't try to leverage your popularity with a fan-base to make more easily
If there are more low-effort ways to separate marks from their cash why not take it?
> read everything
> remember what TJP has been doing on impact lately
> flippy midget shit
Yeah he's pissing and moaning over nothing, put the fucker in a chinlock and cash the checks rather than beating your body into an early grave because 'muh art'
Keep these marks out of the ring
bad guys shouldn't pander to the crowd
and wrestlers shouldn't pander to internet
Usually TJP would be wrong, but in this case he somehow has a point as he was put on the flippy midget show, and they tried to reduce their flips and make them wrestle more like heavyweights, meanwhile the 'heavyweights' are doing flippy shit, and you have Seth as a heel doing Phoenix Splash, those suplex combos, etc... It completely took away the point of 205 Live.
TJP banged Dixie Carter. A scene straight from Naughty America.
>bad guys shouldn't wrestle good
If this translates to "bad guys shouldn't do flashy shit", then he's right. That's heel 101. Your job is to slow the match down and put heat on the face so they can make the hot comeback. If you're doing flips over the top rope, you're the one trying to get over with the fans, which isn't your job.
There was no point to 205 Live. Most of the main roster are manlets anyway.
Lmfao go die already boomer
Odd that they actaully did a rock version shortly before he left.
Kek what a jobber
>"guys I need to get my shit in, I want to be popular!"
What a bitch, typical filipenis
Edrone defense force in this thread
BASED. Reminder this is supposed to be a good thing. IMagine being a ooga booga braindead sheep that only pops for flips and thinks everything else is YOU CAN'T WRESTLE
Reminder that TJP is the only person who didn't get over in the 205chad era because he was that big a shitter. Even Mike Kanellis got a backstory and some purpose.
Can't believe people defending micromanaging performance art.
its the drone mentality
Dude sounds like a mark for himself and a goof. It's no surprise that nobody liked him backstage, he sounds miserable to be around.
>performance art.
lmao
>NOOO MY MATCH QUALITY MY WORKRAAAATE
Bro it's a job stop being a mark do the easy shit and make the money. Caring about this shit just makes you look low IQ
Easy there slaveboy. No matter what a sentient being does they care about how they do it. If your boss intentionally tells you to do a shit job, you usually aren't happy about it. He still did the job, as we saw, it's not like he went home. Try to understand people who aren't satisfied with sucking their masters dick for currency.
Oh man, The Dabbing Gamer has to air his grievances folks!
WWE's cruiserweight division is lame as hell, but this fucking loser can't act like he wasn't given multiple chances.
Workrate smark SEETHING
lotta fuckin bootlickers on Yea Forums
cucks
Why do you want to watch shitty wrestling where every match 10-15 minutes of chinlocks and fucking around before one of the guys hits their finisher and it's over before it got a chance to start? How much of a bootlicker do you have to be to actively seek out shitty wrestling
>NOOOO MUH FLIPS, LET ME SAWDUST MYSELF, NOOOONONONONONO I DON'T WANNA WORK SAFE AND MAKE MONEY PLEASE I NEED TO DO A 630 BACKFLIP ONTO MY RICEBOWL
kek what a mark
Imagine seething this much over fake fighting
TJP seethin
>tell flippy shitter to slow down a bit and tell a story
Well alright, nothing wrong with that. Perfectly fine to want them to not bump themselves into sawdust
>said story is complete shit,
>micromanaged to hell,
>kills the crowd because said crowd doesn't want flippy shitters to do mediocre at best mat work, telling a mediocre at best story
It's like Vince and/or the road agents want to do the smart thing, but are so inept and out of touch with reality that the execution goes to shit. No one wants to see chinlocks. It's not a heel thing to do, it's a "signal to the audience that they can just take a piss or tune out" thing. If you're channel surfing, and you see some guy put a chinlock on another guy, you're just changing the channel. If you're surfing and you see some lame ass bullshit cringe story stuff going on, you're changing the channel.
I know you e-drones know this shit is true.
Its deancuck. He is Finnish and they can tax deduce all of the above.
Pfffft good riddance. WWE need people who can toe the line. When performers start doing what they want it becomes chaos and that’s why indie feds don’t survive. There needs to be control otherwise it becomes a spot fest shit show.
Well done Vince for teaching this ingrate some humility. Maybe if he learns some respect he can come back to WWE in 5 years.
Imagine being such a simp you don't know how to work heel.
The poin of 205 live is to keep as many manlets away from other promotions as possible
ya got worked, huh?
Yeah cause giving people creative freedom never gave us anything good. Wwe is so great right now doing something different from what they've done over the last few years would be awful.
You type like a fag and your shits all retarded.
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this
Cope
t. beta cuck
I thought the only thing that was scripted was the finish, the rest being all improv
most NJPW matches are same-y too
Well aren't you a special type of stupid
modren WWE is the failure
I was going to say WCW would have been just as bad, but then I remembered that this was literally all Vince's fault. WCW would just still be trying to sell nWo shirts, but at least by now they would've figured out that EVERY stable can't be nWo, so they'd have some new ones for their modern incarnation to fight.
The worst part is Vince makes them do a shit job, has fired people over not doing a shit job, then gets mad at them for doing a shit job.
well they shouldn't be allowed to be
no why don't YOU die you faggot zoomer
Is it news that WWE has an outdated style that is better fit in 1989 than it is in 2019
>You're getting paid to embarrass yourself on live tv and look like shit so you can't get a job anywhere else.
Yeah, it's a good life indeed.
I stopped watching long before Ambrose became a thing, but saying Chris Jericho is a failure in WWE is just flat out nonsense
Honestly baffling to me how many retards ITT are defending WWE here. TJ is a fucking dweeb but hes 100% right that micro managing a wrestling match is retarded. And its an obviously a major factor in the dumpster fire tier quality of modern WWE matches. Has nothing to do with getting yourself over or being a mark for yourself, a good wrestling match will never happen if an overseer is barking orders into each wrestler's head the entire match.
rent-free
Why couldn’t WWE fire someone I like like Oney Lorcan?
Imagine being a loser that trolls on Yea Forums during working hours.
Remind me to Shueisha
"bad guys shouldnt wrestle good..''
Shawn Michaels and ric flair say differently. just be honest . "niggas shouldnt wrestle good"
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