WWE Clash of Champions Gamethread #6

My nigga Jinder Mahal is the biggest failed push of all time

Based

>Becky Cringe match
time to get some fries done, fuck this anti dimes shitter.

I liked Becky when she was an underdog now she is unbearable

My wife wants Becky to win but I want Sasha to win

How do I convince my wife that Sasha is the better wrestler?

Mark Meltzer

Why the fuck does Sasha still have a job?
She ended the career of WWmemes singular good wrestler and promo cutter and draw.
I resent her so much bros
Fuck botcha

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>Had a feed bag
>And I ate it
>Bayley's ass was a ton when I weighed it
>Gonna botch this dive so get out the waaay

Is Sasha starting the Blue Whore Order?

>The Boss
vs
>The Man

both are names for the government.

>nog typing through tears
SAD!

T. Inevitable top face arc

>you little tranny freak!
what did Becky mean by this?

I hope she does the same thing to Becky and leaves her in a wheel chair.

Show her the gif of Botcha destroying Paige's career.

She is arrogant and thinks she can just roll alondg with her twitter act her way to the top. She's not witty or likable as the MAN

It's horse time

HAD A DREAM I
HADN'T NEIGHED YET

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Sasha wins no?

Becky to smack

Enjoying the PPV? Regretting your life choices this evening? I know I'm doing one of those two.

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Rape her

RENT'S DUE!

Ginger pubes to lose. She is ratings poison. Sasha is money in the Banks!

oim the mon

based

That's like blaming the last guy to concuss Gronkowski into retirement after years of smashing bear cans in his head

>cheese?!

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The good thing about 4chins is no filters. Reddit seems more like your style.

Sasha is going to win because WWE needs heels to hold the titles right now

it's been a good show man, idk what's been wrong with it.

Has to. A loss at this point would kill Sasha's comeback. I meant it's WWE so anything can happen but Sasha winning is the smart booking.

>whomever wins, we all lose
checks out

>Vince living rent free and not charging 11.99 a month to live in Dave's head

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Based Stone Cold refusing to put over that no dimes meathead.

yeah, lexi hasn't showered yet

Dubs and the fiend will attack Becky

>Sasha wins
>Bayley comes out and celebrates with her ala Eddie & benoit WM20
>crowd rains down ironic cheers

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yep i ding-dong diddly live the lack of filters on here my nigga

>the man
>tucks her dick and balls
what did becko mean by this?

I can't believe that I'm actually rooting for the horse.

How does that end someones career?

Shut the fuck up you nigger spic kike chink faggot

I'm doing both.

I got a bullet with my name on it for after the show.

Smuck is the A show now

dear lord no

I miss autistic steam punk becky

Bros screenshot this...

neat

becky two nips is back

based retard

I bet this had a reason in the KotR finals getting moved to Raw.
I want King Corbin, but that would be a disaster on this night.

BASED OUTCOMES:
Horsey wins
Snek wins
Braun wins
Rowan wins

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BIG FIGHT FEEL
YA HEAR THAT YA INCELS, START SEETHIN

seething

BULLET WITH A NAME WOOOAAAoooo

stop being a nigger

>it's ok when my butt buddies do it

NFL drawing all the dimes

>big fight feel
>little fight reaction

>The white one is a Mick

This is like a fake white.

im rooting for neither girl since both annoy me. sasha the most. sosha botch sucks.
imma play skyrim for 20mins til the match is over

I'm begging Botcha to injure Becky

Eh it's been very meh for me personally so far. Might be because everyone whose been out so far is either a wrestler I sort of like or ones I have no real feelings towards. That and all the title changes have been tag changes which is boring given how little WWE gives a shit about tag teams.

Lol are we gonna talk about the pudgy little Becky belly?

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this is /aspol/

Paiges spine was sawdust at that point and she was one bad bump away from basically dying. Sasha unintentionally saved her life probably.

I'm /BasedCorbin/ too but it couldnt be more obvious that Gable is winning it.

I’m ding-dong diddly mark out if this happens

Possibly the shattered neck factored into Paige's early retirement but I'm not entirely sure

Can we just take a moment guys and say thanks to all the wrestlers throughout history who have put their bodies on the line and traveled the world to perform for us?

They all work really hard to put these shows on and they do it all for us.

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im rooting for a career ending injury

She's been eating too many mints in the car with Seth

>getting worked by heels
LOL

Becky almost paige'd the horse

Imagine giving a flying fuck about this match.

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Becky's nips are already out

Yep, definitely married

I just came

this is now a kaiju thread

What is it about tight leather ring attire that gets Becky's nipples so hard lads?

Who put a blue mane on this horse call the animal cruelty line

THIGH SLAP CITY BITCH

sasha's face is so disgusting

check'd

WWE better deliver a dump truck of money to Rhonda Rousey after she has her kid

Her neck was held together with prayer and cum at that point

>all these tarps
oh no no no

ITS HAPPENING

I'm hoping it's the other way around.

Based user

leather chafes

Why did Becky do those ten thousand squats if she's not gonna show her new butt of anymore?

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Yeah..just shut it off back to Eagles/Falcons

you're telling me these two are married?

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Holy shit that’s funny can I use that in the next thread?

How the fuck did the women’s tag match end up being more hype than this after all the build?

WOO WOO WOO
YOU KNOW IT!

Is BIG MATCH FEEL the new WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT?

Vince doesnt let women he finds unattractive have skimpy outfits.

If it wasn't for Jews we wouldn't have to watch Woman's wrestling remember that

ok but I want royalties for any (you)'s

That moonsault should've landed.

Those are two of the worst teams in the NFL.

I'd rather watch pretend fighting.

Watch NXT

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The only thing i've marked out for is Roode picking up the win because he's my favorite full time guy, everything else has been varying degrees of indifference

OH NO BECKY'S PITS

HOLY YUCKOLA

>he said posting the most boring woman on the roster

Bexsploder sounds like something I'll be doing later tonight once this Chinese takeout works its way through my intestines.

>Evolution continues to evolve

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Based. Womeme's matches are too long to be a piss break. I'm bored as fuck.

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>becky needs to spring off the rope to be able to kick someone in the head
literally how the fuck is she this unathletic?

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OH MY BEX IS AT THE AEW HOT DOG STAND READY TO END THIS WAR

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I'm a Falcons fan in Texas, I never get an opportunity to watch, and I'm giving up tonight's opportunity to watch based WWE. HAVE SOME LOYALTY YOU FUCK

How has clash of champions been?

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EVOLUTION IS A MYSTERY

Whoever wins, we lose.

She is a leather mommy

what is wrong with her face

blame Vince for picking Corbin to retire Kurt

Renee is still awful

mommy

wearing shorts two sizes too small is not having a ass

GLORIOUS
And then total shit

Holy shit the horse is using the sid crossface I’m marking out

WOULD SHE HAVE TAPPED TO SIDS ONE THOUGH???????

No. Just engaged.

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I'm rooting for the beautiful white woman.

Fuck Sasha.

My mom is at this buffet she asked me what she should bring back for me what should I get?

youtu.be/jUZd88yYv5U

she's also using buddy murphys meteora move

That's only an Yea Forums thing

>irish
>white

Does Becky have the smallest tits on the roster? Why doesn’t she get implants?

Sasha has to win this or her return was pointless, right?

Lol dare you to post this in a Bliss thread

I AM THE DARKNESS I AM THE FIRE
I'M COMING NOW TO MAKE KURT RETIRE

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This

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watching the iggles game, what did i miss

Thant's not Bianca.

>lacey the only one watching the match
based

>Meltz getting worked

Becky two legs with the dropkick

yup, so watch her lose

THIS IS AWFUL

When tf is the fiend gonna attack Becky

The reason sid wasnt at raw reunion despite being advertised is that Sasha hired him to teach her his crossface, look for that training to pay off at the finish of this match.

She likes her natty saggy floppers. I gotta agree.

PAIGE'D

This has been clear a LONG time. Becky is in decent shape but she seriously is just not an athlete. Her movement is so stiff. Her shit is so rehearsed and unnatural.

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this is somehow worse than the women tag match

Seriously, imagine these 2 pulling match of the night. Tells you how fucking bad this ppv is

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YES HORSE WINS WITH THE SID CROSSFACE

Yea they are BEAT tits

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this is terrible

BIG MATCH BEX

I remember in 2016 Bryan Alvarez was constantly ranting about how many steps Becky and Ambrose used to run the ropes

WOULD SHE TAP?!?!?!

Uh oh shitty Chairshots incoming

Not joking, I completely fucking forget about this show tonight.

Damn.

Roman is still up.

>Sasha "Banked" A Smurf
kek sign

>Lex
did Lex Luger made the transition?

>suppose to be a heel but using a eddie move.

I hate the horse nigger, but I hate the fake tough potato nigger more.

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What makes me believe Becky wouldn't tap?

Don't underestimate Rowans ability to draw dimes.

could you imagine Sasha surving a chair shot to the head back in the day? lmao.

JUSTICE FOR PAIGE

this is fucking stupid

>state of the that entire chair shot spot

botcha buried

>he doesn't want Sasha to Lie Cheat and Steal

S E E T H I N G
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ref is fucking dead

these performance athletes are making me sports entertained

...

this whole show has been just awful

Because that’s Ronda’s spot if she ever comes back.

>that slow ass chair shot to the ref's shoulder knocked him out.
Holy fuck and know they are running through the crowd and not one fit person in sight.

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Holy shit we need a webm on that ref chair shot ASAP

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If all the males in the audience started to rape them who could stop them?

>we're going to be subjected to a sasha banks vs becky lynch hell in a cell match
Please god no

OH NO THEY'RE GOING TO THE AEW ZONE THE HOT DOG STANDS LMAO

>those chairshots
lol

I ding-dong diddly love the watchalong bros, I haven't listened to a second of commentary tonight

what a fucking pussy

A lot of fatsos

BASED
BURY THIS BITCH

>retreating to the tarps

I would be grabbing bums if they came by me

was that kevin owens in the audience?

So many fat people in the crowd, jesus

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I HOPE YOU'RE ALL ENJOYING THIS GREAT PPV AND NOT MAKING THE SWITCH

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Too bad there is not enough money printed to make Cornette watch this shitshow. I would have loved to hear him talk about this

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>the man tapping
>not making your top face pass out or something to make them still seem tough
Lol, Becky

PUT SOME MUSTARD ON THAT DOG

Here's your hell in a cell match, btw

>getting knocked out cold from a woman
lol

Into the women's bathroom, gets attacked by bossman, test and shamrock

Bayley should help her best friend.

lol the black people are the only ones marking out

bex just wasted an AEW years salary worth of mustard...

>expecting the universe to be /fit/

they have walked ALL over the arena not ONE tarp in sight. You guys can drop that faggot meme already. You think AEW could pull this off?

Not much could stop them. There arent enough security guards. If the crowd coalesced, the two horses would be raped to death before security could do anything.

Thanks for providing the condiments Cody.

>checked
>kek’d

low iq

THERES A WOMAN IN THE MENS ROOM

Falling a sleep lads, its game over

Cornette is a delusional retard. His podcast should be nothing but him reviewing ppv events and if there is a lull then he can talk about upgrading his property, the post office and other shit no one cares about. He really is an out of touch fuck not understanding why he is popular.

>have you ever seen the samoa joe dropkick to sting?
Lmao @ bringing up tna matches on watch along

THAT REF IS STILL DOWN?!?!?!!!

>all these fags filming this through their cell phones.
Just watch the show, everyone is going to skip your snapchat stories. Cell phones have ruined the crowds.

>MAKING THE SWITCH
Why wouldn't I just watch both like I already do? I watch WWE, NJPW, Impact, and AEW.

Unfortunate if true.

The ref has been dead for three minutes from a chair shot to the arm.

RIP ref

This has been a really good PPV so far. You nerds need to realize B shows aren’t where all the major title changes/char development happens. They’re simply meant to add fuel to the fire and further develop storylines.

>Sasha hit the wall
First good Cole call

How many times has Botcha won a title match but the title didn't change hands? Has to be at least 4 or 5 now. Fucking hilarious

>the ref still sleeping

Wtf is with glassjaw ref? How is he still knocked out?

The fuck you talking about Cody's got studded ladder money

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must be sonny kiss's mom/dad

>ref still dead

this has a big fight feel, bros

based ref taking a nap

>This has been a really good PPV so far. You nerds need to realize B shows aren’t where all the major title changes/char development happens. They’re simply meant to add fuel to the fire and further develop storylines.

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Shit match that makes no sense.

No you have to make people on social media feel bad for not being there. You are better than your friends you have to show it.

Based Coomer ref having all his power stored in his arm

The tarps are all in the top sections of the arena. It closes off a few thousand seats which is significant.

What was Joe thinking?

haha from that shitty ass chair shot to his arm.

Glass ref?

END THIS SHIT NOW

why is this match still going

>Becky was DQ'd

I didn't here a bell so the match is still going on.

Women suck with chair shots

these cringy chairshots

Cope.

Sasha should have won, Becky is a fine champ but I was ready for a new wave

that ladder was leased on Vince's dime

women suck at everything

Becko should be fined like 500k did this crap

THIS IS BULLSHIT
LET EM FIGHT

Is Roman Reigns the special guest referee? Why has he been napping for 10 minutes?

>match ended already

WHERE IS BAYLEY? THIS SHIT MAKES NO SENSE TO ME IN KAYFABE

inb4 no $100,000 fine

I can hear the chants but I don't see anyone reacting

is it over?

HE JUST WANTS TO JACK OFF IN THE RING DAMNIT!!!

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She's still running

GAY

she's the mon

Who is the manlet that can't coordinate suits and shoes?

MMA makes people thing you should tap fast

So is Becko gonna be fined $100k like Owens was?

Why the fuck do you keep the belt if you disqualify yourself?

Lmao, they think this will go over well with the crowd

You know what happens when a horse breaks a limb

WE GOT A DOUBLE TURN MAGGLE

IM STILL THE FUCKIN CHAMP

“The end is neigh” sign. Is that a Stab at Sasha?

>zack shooting on big cass and pat buck
LMAO

here's your face champ, bro

any football chads want to tell me the score? i was watching the womens championship match

>HUH SASHA THIS IS HOW YOU LIKE IT?
YEAH ROUGH LIKE THAT HUH ON COLD STEEL LIKE THIS?!
bros...

>such a rebel just like austin
*onions face*

who is making these retarded ass finishes for almost every match tonight
fuck

NEW THREAD

lmao imagine paying for this
imagine watching this unironically

the guy knocked out Big Cass

Bigger question is why dont more heel champs just disqualify themselves instantly like that?

No

She's gonna get Sasha in HELL IN A CELL

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God, there are barely any boos. Edrones are pathetic.

Championships have never changed hands from DQs unless that's a stipulation of the match idiot.

Champion's Advantage. Back in the day the KAYFABE reason why wouldn't want to win like that is because you got paid like shit

Reminder that Gears 5 has 19 pride flags

I WALK FOR MILES INSIDE THIS PIT OF DIMES

Why didn’t bayley attack beckster?

so bayley should rush out and attack becky right? oh wait its wweshit so that would make sense.... and commercial so no bayley assault to avenge sosha. shitter writing

Ancient rule used to protect babyfaces from actually losing to heel champs

GET IN HERE

Sasha Banks is too thin to take chair shots... no muscle to absorb the strikes like the guys can ... jmho

Trying to rekindle what Becky lost with her stupid boyfriend shit.

could you extrapolate?

3-0, Falcons winning. Iggle shaven't show up at all yet.

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To keep the feud going and allow a no rules blow off match

no it's not lmao. NOBODY rents those seats unless it's a boxing match or some MAJOR MAJOR event. You guys joke a lot about seating and stuff but I don't think you've ever been to a live event. Do you think the Eagles vs the Falcons is "Sold out" lmao on a sunday in september?

hell no.

i want her to sit on my face

>it's real

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kups beat hjk 1-0, hopefully they keep going strong and beat fc inter for the title

Panthers games always sell out. Only football games that don’t get sold out are colleges during non conference games.

>7869944
you incels are so lucky SJW culture protects you nowadays, years ago you all would have been called out for the closet faggots you are.

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what the hell is a randy knock out?

you're watching it

lmao
selling out doesn't mean you sell every seat, the stadiums provide certain seating packages, if you're trying to honestly tell me that the fucking Bank of America Stadium packs 75,000 people every time there's a Panthers game you're fucking CRAZY.

girls wont suck your dick cuz you white knight for them virgin

such a little boy attitude, you'll grow up one day.

ironically, and definitely for free

such a beta bitch response. stay simping for girls you'll never fuck