Holy shit, based Cain

Holy shit, based Cain

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Whomst?

NOW GET THE GUNS
THE DRUGS
FROM MY GENERATION
ILL TAKE THE FALL
THE SAINTS
ACROSS THE NATION
AND ITS THE SEX
THE GODS
THE FREAKS
THE FRAUDS
THEYRE MESSING WITH ME
COME ON
COME ON
COME ONE
LETS GET IT ON

Cain Velasquez
MMA guy who shouldn't be a good pro wrestler but is

Just steal jay lethals finisher why don't you

who

It's not like there's anyone watching Lethal use it, might as well give it to someone else.

Pretty fucking cringe he's a flippy shitter. He would never in WWE

If Jay doesn't like it he can go ahead and take Cain Velasquez to wrestler's court.

WWE sucks and is for cucks like you, bud

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He has offers from both WWE and AEW

Wasn't cain one of the bigger guys in ufc? He looks like a manlet here. And why the fuck is he in a mask?

RENTS DUE

WWE is such a cockslut for "MMA legitimacy" that all Cain needs to do is give the word and they'd make him squash Seth for the Universal Title.

he was never that big, he was just one of the most brutal. he's like 6'1

>why the fuck is he in a mask
Because he's wrestling in Mexico.
>he looks like a manlet
Because he's fighting someone as big as him. Just use your eyes he's bigger than 95% of the wwe roster

WWE? I’m a MexiChad so I don’t care about American incel “wrestling”

Lucha masks are cool and ultimately he's doing this because he's a mark.

What a godawful post. You must be a leaf

Implying that is a bad thing

Cain vs Brock would unironically draw better than whatever retard shit they are running with now.

OSCUTTTTTTTTTTTTER

MOVE TO THE MUSIC
PLAY THAT FUCKING MUSIC
MOVE IT TO THE MUSIC YEAHHHHH
LETS GET IT ON

Who else is at least 6 foot and doing flippy shit as good as the manlets?

Keith Lee, Dijak, Lance Archer when he feels like it, Minotaur who is right there in the webm walking Cain through the spots.

Keith Lee is a fat dad

really awesome that he is embracing lucha. Cain is doing awesome for someone who has only had 2 matches

What exactly is supposed to be impressive about this? Only thing I’m amazed by is the retarded mantaur looking dude standing there like an idiot before taking the cutter