Clash of Champions #5
fuck the Jews
based
based
>Alexa
fire & desire ding-dong diddly lose
>thread not seemingly made by a special faggot
I'm glad to have just a regular, salt of the Earth, faggot like you OP.
thank goodness Lexi is Christian
Would a healthy bike / cycling gimmick work?
imagine trying to put over this match as something good
Come on Mandy. Exterminate the Jewish rat!!!
this
>Nikki wins with the Cross Rhodes
AEWCELS SEETHING
Thicci Nikki with the w
Tar Goroth be based
I want sex with Mandy
FAGS BTFO
K-kairi's coming out now right?
its workin me, if ya catch my drift
Who wants ta pley wif NEKAY
KNOW YOUR FUCKING PLACE, TRASH.
Jew as heritage Christian is a choice
a woman coming out on a bicycle during her entrance would be more based than triple H coming out on his tricycle
Nicki ugly as hell, but she got some tig ole bitties.
#cancelcucks
Mandy went for a fucking V-Trigger and Nikki won with a Cross Rhodes.
based.
BLISSWINSLOL
Nice try
based nikki
bases
>mandy took the pin
kek
really really good match
these ladies really shined tonight and the right team won
what a show so far
WAS THAT A DRAGON SCREW NECKWHIP??
what a thrilling match...
When Bliss wins
WE ALL WIN
Damn it! Shut! Don't remind me
Based Tumornator
What happened with the tumornator? That guy was dimes.
>teams are just singles paired up
>just put their two themes together because we'll likely break them up for no reason anyway so why spend the time on an actual new theme
She looks like she has another concussion though. Hopefully
>airing this during a PPV
they are shameless in their attempts to get Roman over
Decent match
Better than Charlotte vs Bayley
DAB ON THIS DWEEB
#CancelCole
>superstars of tomorrow
>kids with cancer
hmmmm
based and apupilled
IVE HAD CANCER
FIVE TIMES
IN MY LEFT KNEE
Michael Cole is #cancelled
this is what I was saying, it's been an actual pretty good show tonight. The worst match was Bayley vs Flair
>he doesn't know
>have throbbing erection after seeing Nikki
>muh kids cancer ad comes on
Are they trying to cross our wires bros?
mmm pussy nice
What the FUCK was that botch in the manlets match.
>Cancer butt
Why do these kids think they are so tough for being cured of cancer they didn't do shit if anything the doctors should be in the ring getting hype
based Bliss wrestling while drunk
it encourages them and gives hope please understand
LOL they edited out the cruiserweight botch finish
is that her labia lol
He already is over, dummy.
worked and SEETHING
Big bible AJ on the pre show?
the state of this fucking company
The ref audibly tells him that his shoulder was up
BASED LEXI DOES IT AGAIN
god damn does it feel good to be a lexichad
The Fiend will attack at 10:13
Miz CANT WRESTLE
wait was AJ on the kickoff show?
KEK
Sure thing bud
>aj vs cedric was on the preshow
>miz on the main show
>Miz vs gookakuro
Time for a piss
I CAME TO PREP PLEASE SEND THE BULL MY WAYYYY
He probably had stuff to do and asked to get his match over early. Not everything that happens is some evil plot from Vince.
This was by far the shittiest match, lmao. Sonya and Mandy are so bad at selling that they're actually fighting and Nikki is sloppy as hell. Any time Alexa Bliss is the best wrestler in a match, it's no fucking good.
>He already is over, dummy.
AJETTY ON THE PRESHOW
SHINSCHAELS ON THE MAIN CARD
BASED CHAOS GOING OVER
Miz goes over I bet.
>Black loses
>LGBT loses
Shinske and Sami time bay bayyyy
should i waste 3 hours watching this or play the Modern Warfare Beta?
Awesome news, a Miz match just when NFL game kicks off
Charlotte match was easily worse
I CAME TO PLAY
true. maybe they could be trying to make the pre show seem important also.
Based as fuck
>face Miz
This shit needs to stop.
WTF A CHINESE RUSSIAN WHAT BULLSHIT IS THIS?
>cod
yikes
Based WWE booking a right wing ppv
do these other language commentators go off the rails at all? like i doubt they have any restrictions really
Play and then comeback for Rollins vs Big Dood, it has to be good
Funaki is a commentator!
now lets see what happens to the nip, the other pancake nigger, and the feminist couple
CLASH
OF
CHAMPIONS *fist bump*
Thank god the women’s matches are over I’m 21 days in nofap and I almost started touching myself
>walk backstage into your dressing room after your match
>see this
What do?
Pretty common.
based revival getting all the bitches
Based fren
ALLAHU AKBAR
great more of this canadian muslim faggot ginger dork.
No I don't know. Did the cancer went over?
You know how I know a ppv is shit?
When I check in, look at the board, and there's no side threads splintering off from the gamethread about something exciting that happened.
You fucking losers wasted your night watching this shit and for what? To never get laid. Fucking geeks.
360 nutt in that cooch
>Sean Deng
I swear to God this is the stupidest name I ever heard
Spanish commentators sure don't, i'm considering watching an alternative stream with different commentary
Damn!
LET'S GOOOOOoooooOooooOoooOooooKONOHINAMURAKONATA
unzip muh dick
Sami is getting the Vicki gimmick?
When the fuck is sami getting a main event push.
Who’s the groid in the tie dye?
I'd be happy if she bit my dick off.
>fucking Undercarder
based Sami
thats looks kinda comfy
Why is there no buff as fuck Cancer Doctor gimmick. He could even feud with Reigns and call reigns out on his fake cancer.
go back
Rape without mercy
I want sex ma’am
Who's the chick next to Lacey
panthers football player is what the label said
>straight bubblin
what the fuck else am I going to do? It's either this or suicide
WHY ARE THEY INTERRUPTING THE BASED ENTRANCE
China is right next to Russia
when he is kicked back to the nxt
mmmmmmmm wouldn't wanna mess with that guy
JAPSTYLE IS BACK.
For a split second there I really thought Sami was going to say "the man I love" and not "the man I liberated"
Peyton Royce
dilate
To be fair Shane was on his fucking side.
both of these dudes looking like anime characters
>China is right next to Russia
This is literally wrong
I swear to god ill do everything in my power to kill AEW
The German announcers refer to bliss as "
der Rattenjude"
No way miz is 220 lbs
>king of strong style vs king of soft style
based
>Nakacape
Tear off her shorts and eat her pussy.
Why is Shinsuke cosplaying as Little Red Riding Hood?
Oh shit Nakamura coming out like Tetsuo
>Thinking Mongolia counts
Chelsea Green
China is right under Siberia and Mongolia
Miz is winning this to tie Jericho's record right?
rape and then murder so she cant tell everyone my dick is small and i cum in ten seconds
I believe it could be in that range. he is a little thick
>Nak gets a cape again
It's a based look
Is this the main event?
t.failed Geography
Strong Style vs Soft Style
Based
BASED Ryder's bitch.
yup
Lol Sami with the cheap heat shitting on the panthers
Spanish commentators go off the rails every time. It is way better than english one. Marcelo always breaks Carlos balls. Good duo.
And there it is
AEW is gay as fuck, man. Niggas who watch WWE get hella pussy.
Is he supposed to be Dracula?
Please kill me. This is starting to reach fucking Russo level horseshit right now
Zack's girlfriend
>muslim lio rush
based
King of soft style
>FUCKIN KEK
>this match
>still have all those other boring matches after this
Sami is now Lio Rush
If only Jerry Soto would fuck off, or better just die. I can't stand that faggot.
then stop fucking watching? I hate you faggots
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
why did they cut it, that was kino
Pipe bomb kek
YOURE A DUMBASS *clap clap clapclapclap*
But where's my goddamn Hugo?
woo woo woo
Only shitass Miz would have a terrible match with Shinskay
And lexi is gone... :(
this is no different than watching football or whatever dumb shit you watch on sunday.
cringe
>"My boy Shinsuke is like Kobe in a Colorado hotel! He's unstoppable!!"
>calling Miz a "crafty veteran" when he is in the ring with fucking Nakamura
Nakameme has had nothing but shitty matches since WM last year
Being a CawdyFag
This show has been boring af. It just feels like a 4 hour Sunday Night Raw.
Holy fuck thats the worst running knee of all time
Only shitass Shinskay would have a terrible match with Miz
on the english AAA stream right now
I hate Jerry soto too. Fucking boring piece of shit im glad that he barely appears.
Heel miz was boring
Is miz always this slow?
Shinsuke has been phoning it in since after his NXT debut
But better
Naks kicks are shit, they're on par with Mizs
lol I forgot there was a PPV today
>since he got called up from NXT
ftfy
I heard it in Wyatt's voice, fuck
Well, audience seems to lose every fucking time here where as in real sports, there is a chance of the fan favourites to actually win and be successful.
Miz has bad matches with everyone
t. seething shlomo
He used to be faster, i dunno how he got that slow
Lads I'm gonna keep it real with you
Miz is fucking boring
he's gay, right?
Nikki enjoying that pin queef.
his match with Cena was kino
lol they're gonna have miz beat jericringes record
>face Miz isn't boring
He's in almost every Smack tho. The worst part is him trying to be hip and trendy with the cringe as fuck
>Wapiti Wapiti
flamboyant straight guy heel
he's getting old
Holy fuck this ppv is boring.
probably his obligatory one per year in his contract
the audience isn't an extension of the show, it's independent
>GOHOHOHO RIGHT ON THE MONEY, BEAUTIFUL SHINSUKE
It's amazing how New Japan's fifth biggest star of the last few years has been reduced to a jobber to The Miz
does sami zayn have go away heat?
Fuck this show
What should i play?
>tfw remember when he was just a bby, introducing divas
This "PPV" used to just be a free tv show. WWE really fucking sucks at building anything.
QUEEE QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeEeEeEeEeEeeeeEeEeEe
my nigga graves compared miz to tom sizemore
Y’all see that one Asian guy in the second row marking out for shinskay?
WTF does "stan" even mean in terms of country names?
just because you lose one match doesn't make you a "jobber" you can't win ALL the time man, where's the fun in that?
KoF nigga
TF2
build the wall
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
GG
That doesnt mean you should fuck the audience over everytime they like something and a senile 70 something man doesnt
>Miz falls for the same cheap shot move Maryse used to do for him when he was a heel all the time
I hate the name "skull crushing finale" for a finisher. It's like something out of an anime.
asians stick together.
that's one of the worst fake neck braces I've ever seen ngl lads.
Matches only end in finishers and roll ups. Fuck off road agents youre shitting up ma rasslin
King of Fighters
A face turn is an automatic 10 point deduction in INT
"land" maybe, idk
yourself
>be babyface
>IQ drops 50 points
classic wwe
UNDER TAKER UNDER TAKER UNDER TAKER UNDER TAKER UNDER TAKER UNDER TAKER UNDER TAKER UNDER TAKER UNDER TAKER UNDER TAKER UNDER TAKER UNDER TAKER UNDER TAKER UNDER TAKER UNDER TAKER UNDER TAKER UNDER TAKER UNDER TAKER UNDER TAKER UNDER TAKER UNDER TAKER UNDER TAKER UNDER TAKER UNDER TAKER UNDER TAKER UNDER TAKER UNDER TAKER UNDER TAKER
>someone in my private dressing room
You've done it now, you've gone and made a big mistake
>Flatout 2
IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS
Killer is Dead, because WWE is dead.
donde te bajaste el counter?
there are shitty rip-offs in microsoft store
Have any faces won tonight? They should change the name of this ppv to the legion of evil
Why Yang will never win. He would ruin our country for his asian mens
This
Mmmmm mm wouldn't wanna mess with that Deadman walkin
Miz is fucking BAD in the ring
Jesus those fucking corner kicks lmao
why does this thread not have a lynching image
Guess Vince doesnt care about jericho being the record IC holder
alexa bliss and nikki cross are technically the faces of that """feud""" with fire and desire
counter
Alexa and friend
>Shinsuke Nakamura needs interference to put away the Miz
I just checked basically means "home of" "land of", "homeland" it's an old Persian thing...for being lazy fucks who don't wanna bother putting effort into naming a country.
Post em then
this wrestling commercial is based.
I just beat the game Inside what the fuck did I just play?
Not gonna lie that was a good promo. The guy RKO'ing the mannequi was funny.
Because I make the thread when I want to make the ding-dong diddly thread.
Bought CS:GO when it was like 50% off, you can imagine i was boiling when 3 months later the game goes fucking F2P
Is it time for Miz to just go to the booth and replace Graves on one of the shows?
>doing wrestling mannerisms in public
cringe
Bro, go get Europa Universalis IV and Hearts of Iron IV and Civilization 5 immediately.
I think you mean its cringe
Why the fuck the PPV start one hour earlier than normal?
I missed like half the PPV.
HOLY BASED SMACK
fuck Becketty tho
>dude what if we just had all the babyfaces lose tonight lol
they give you fake currencies or anything for it?
it's more hype than the PPV
>anything from Paradox
Do you think he's made of money and time?
>these commercials for WWE Smackdown showing other sports stars
None of these fuckers know anyone other than Austin, Flair, and every other star from before 2003. No one in the real world knows these current WWE shitters.
NEW THREAD
Shut up fag lol
pc culture
They have started earlier for many months now
I bought Civ 3 but i'm too tarded to understand the game, are V and VI easier or just as hard?
Because I have 5 active threads and couldn’t make this one
I think you mean more cringe than this ppv
i think we can all admit becky is the top draw of this industry
glad i wasn't the only one fucking annoyed by that
Seething hard
happened to me over ten times with those ps+ monthly (((free))) games
Killer is Dead was unironically based. and i don't even like weeb shit
>yfw everyone good gets drafted to Raw
this. paradox games are time vacuum's (for not much enjoyment, too)
>not just buying the base game and getting the DLCs the pirate way.
GET IN HERE
Well this sucks.
At least i will see Orton and Rowan match.
You honestly didn't miss jack it's been a very shit PPV. I feel like WWE is making me suffer because I didn't bother watching RAW/SD since Summer Slam.
>Oh, skipping out on SD and RAW?
>Well enjoy 4 hours of shit PPV.
A fucking badge that says "You're retarded for buying the game" and priority so you don't get paired with F2Ps
not him, but they give you prime matchmaking which basically protects you from smurfs and hackers and shit
i think we can all admit this comment is the top bait of this thread
...
If any game should be suggested by Paradox for the BASE game only I would say Crusader Kings II. It's a nice starting point to get into the Grand Strategy genre imho.
I got the game and was surprised at how fucking weird it is, but loved it anyways
I was mildly interested in Revival And Dolph match.
At least its good to know that they won.
they protect against hackers only if you paid a premium? That's fucked honestly
Shut up, weeb. It’s fake.
Both teams were tweeners since they had a face and a heel
well not completely. you can only play against other prime accounts, which means that the people you play against also have put money into the game. i guess the thought is that since they have spent money they are less likely to hack and lose their account
But Bobby and Ziggy won, user
I love CK2 but I always reach a point in my games when everything goes to shit and I just feel the need to restart again
I only play computer games occasionally to waste time. They are definitely perfect for that.
Yes and No. Civ 3 was the last civilization game to really advocate for unlimited expansion. in Civ 5, you're penalized for having more than a few cities, so you have to balance cities and development, there are no more 99 population 1 cities that just spam cheap units forever.
They are open world senpai. You make your own story and fun
I have no interest in a false Mia Yim.
The arena is dead, quick send in Rtruth! The women's division is dead because its not organic. WWE pushed them to the top and it exposed them for what they are. No talent.
All 4 needs to get blacked right now
Pic is me btw