I'll be honest

I'll be honest.

It's been ten years since I had any friends. No one will call me, no one will talk to me. Just about ten years this August. I don't feel very lonely anymore, and I rarely have thoughts of animosity or hatred against people anymore. I see people with friends now, and I become curious. I usually wonder what it is I'm doing wrong, if there's anything I could fix. Sometimes I'll get advice and people say that a job or a couple college classes would fix my problem, despite doing both of these, with great rapport and commendations from management, I haven't really had a great time with the social aspect of my life. Now I have just given up on it entirely. I'm typing this now because I don't really know how people view me or even if they think of me as a wildly disconnected person. It's just been so long without meaningful connection that I don't remember what it's supposed to feel like, so I don't wonder about it anymore.

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it maybe that you weren't getting personal enough (also most of the time people work with other people were just to get impersonal task done)

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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How personal should one be I wonder? To graft the heart with love, and mend it with compassion... it seems a very intimate ordeal! Not something to be taken lightly.

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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die freak

(3SN)
maybe approach them warmly,have a nice chit chat(while doing something to make it easier) then they'll feel relaxed towards you( the longer they know you the comfier they are with you) and comfort them when they feel down

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This sounds nice! I think, deep down, people are attracted to children. I used to think it was innocence, but it is more related to children!

If we all return to that youthful stage, we're more likely to impart love and compassion, I bet.

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just because you want to fuck kids doesn't mean anyone else does tbh

>I think, deep down, people are attracted to children

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who said anything about penetration?

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wtf shut up kevin -__-

Just because you want to break your girlfriend's hymen doesn't mean that all children ought to lose their baby teeth

It's true! People always choose the immature answer when faced with conflict. Maturity is... the ability to reflect on your growth! And what do people do when they have the opportunity to look back on how much they've grown? They revert to the mirror stage! It's Lacanian, it's all true.

seuss' katana is finally ready! Thank you.. Asian boy!

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pacify me if im getting on your nerves

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lmao pedo nigga shut the fuck up

well done, Sekuro

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>This is how Japanese girls actually see themselves

I wish I had your life.

I'm just glad I don't got cancer or nothin', amirite!? Be thankful what what ya do got, n' stop complainin' about what ya don't; ya herd???

I mean who needs cheap, romantic and enjoyable sex every now and again? Who even wants a nice girl to sleep with!? Silly, all silly!

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You want my sakura droplet?

Acacia trees are indigenous to North Africa and contain DMT in their bark

Acacia trees resemble Sakura trees

Young Grass Dew is a crystal substance containing DMT which forms on certain types of grass in the far south

A sakura droplet is a crystalline fungal formation which sometimes develops on extremely old sakura trees, none of which remain today

This is what happened to egypt

They discovered DMT in the pineal gland

In certain circumstances slaves' pineal glands would harden into stone, and in these cases, the DMT could be extracted through the process of embalming, by slowly removing the brain, piece by piece, through the nose......

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So, class, who can tell me:
By which nation was Aashina conquered?

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answer me this and you can have my life

which instrument has its origins linked to an ancient torture method?

I'll give you a hint:
From the tv series Legion, the image of Walter's death represented the use of this torture method

I haven’t spoken to any irl friends for a few years too now but I also don’t want to because there is so much I enjoy doing by myself

You want me to play Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice?

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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The answer is shown in Harry Potter: and the Goblet of Fire

All of the Voldemort's followers realize and acknowledge it, because his name is an onomatopoeia of the sound this instrument makes

Every death eater bears the image of it on their left forearm

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J.K. Rowling?

Donna Tartt?

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Its name shares a common origin with the word "violence", which reveals its use in torture

WTF cts is a social outcast

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No guesses?
wow honestly I'm a little disappointed to see how little you care about my interests, total stranger

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Next time you have an emergency please log off and call 911 instead because apparently I don't exist

I did guess!

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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You just failed the Turing Test.

Now everyone knows why you don't have a girlfriend

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>I did guess!
i hope that was fun for you

That's not even remotely close to how you perform the examination!

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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It is, actually

I know that because my wife passed the turing test

This post really makes you seem like a pompous ass, you see that?>

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would you be attracted to a spider too if it had the face of an asian gorl?

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Or what if it was a spider's face on an asian gorls body?
would that work for your fetish?

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You're like Boris from the Goldfinch, you selectively tell the truth, while never lying!

At least you're not Theodore Decker, the bastard...

Better to be pretentious and correct than to be ignorant and dumb!

Spiders aren't very sexy... they have a weird fur about them! Sometimes it is offputting!

Your fortune: Outlook good

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I'm eagerly awaiting your dismissive one-liner, like a good girl would

>you selectively tell the truth,
Well see , haha, actually now you're the one who's lying

You don't know me at all

You're like a spider here all hapy its its crooked little web, and I don't even exist to you unless i'm posting in your fuckdoll thread

This is so cute... Asian gurl has her first fight with her boyfriend, Suess! Will they ever be able to work out their problems, or will she continue to foolishly think she deserves better??!

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That would be dispassionate. I can give you an entire smorgasbord of entries which would inculcate your criminate behavior! How would you like the designs? Should they be Orwellian or maybe Byronic? There might even be a small amount of time for some Sherlockian practice in my watch! Oh the wonders and sundries of accusation! We can find so many things to do with you and your snippy little attitude; just you wait. It'll be marvelous, dear!

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

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Oh wait I forgot I'm not Asian or a girl so Suess doesn't give a toot about me or whatever happens to me lol

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>That would be dispassionate
Just like you in real life, hhuh??

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I'm seriously finished with you.
When I leave I won't say goodbye and you'll never hear from me again.
Do you even care?

Ah, there you go again, with your quirky little graceless attitude which belies your deeper and stillborn wit! Most notable of the Caucasian women you decry and imperil, with your acute and often leash like defamation!

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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You're just another mean girl

This post very strongly affectd me tbqh

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As I take a drag from this cigarette, you will know my wit and sharp tongue! The reedy excess of the cigar paper, tapered around my mouth, in direct proportion to the parchment riddled onto this large and cumbrous textbook; these are my fashions for intelligence! A stuffy and pompous predilection, with no redeeming incantations.

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have a waffle

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don't reply to me anymore. Just pretend like I'm not here

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okay

No!

That would be rude, and my curiosity for all those stranger lifestyles would be shattered if I allowed one iota of narcissism to go by undetected!

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

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Why don't you do us all a favor and actually stop being here

Maybe I will

nooooo D:

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The epiphany of social outcasts... to remain indebted to society's pattern, or to fight against it, forcing your own inclusion...

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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thanks for the reminder

Your fortune: Good Luck

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Anime is highly intellectual!

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