Introducing

Introducing

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youtube.com/watch?v=8MQO2STCbbY
reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/wv4q2/someone_came_into_our_theater_at_the_midnight/
youtu.be/vSvIAEdgarE
youtube.com/watch?v=lYHA_7vxrgc
youtube.com/watch?v=iGdHjSyry-A
twitter.com/AnonBabble

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Do we really need two of these? Do we really need one?

this board is so slow you literally had over 12 hours to bump the thread that died for this
nobody cared enough to do it but this monkey will live out a long and happy life before it's pushed over the edge

nice fresh monkey diaper

nice old trips

bogus nigger thread

nice old nigger

you bogus b*tch shut up b*tch

The bogus bitch / shut the fuck up paradox

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hidden :}
instantly hidden as per my filter settings :)
get whomptopped creep

instantly hidden, instantly smitten

>Laying my famale dog on my lap,with her legs open
>Pointing at her pussy and saying "it is and it will always be about this"
>Then I finger her

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endtroducing

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yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep........

"i tharted learneen playya drum :} tot mythelf :} not math'ter th'til th'tudent :)))) & teach ppl 2 :]"
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

bogus nigger thread

shut the fuck UUUUUUP SPITEPOSTERRRRRRR BORI II I III I NG YOU'RE BORII II II I ING you keep thread open making sly remarks ... ha-ha-ha ... why still here then? shitbag you shitbag you know nothing i have the most refined palette of artistic and aesthetic sensibilities , in almost any given group of a hundred thousand people , meanwhile you? sharted your bed last week lil bit of shart on the sheet seeping into mattress i bet fuck u

shart-seep on your car seat bitch :]

some bullshit 'doodle shit into your face' shit you shitbag you hate your skin i bet you could never look someone in the eye in this color i know u hate your skin i bet you hate your skin u hate your skin
you want to beat the fuck out of the next person who stands in front of your face who isnt you

bogus nigger just wanna let u know
your bogus nigger meme is shit
bogus nigger is a bogus nigger that no one will ever care about inside of bogus nigger4s
you bogus nigger that?

You're not a good guy or a decent person, just a cunt. I guess I'm just not as good an artist and painter as you. I wouldn't mind seeing the kind of people in the room around you. Maybe a few times. Just to take those fucking words away. The way you always make it about my skin

ey yo Mank? u think u're the star here? u're the only one being noticed here you're getting fatter with the added attention ...

no....... no hey no you got it all wrong...
mister doodle shit into your face mane wasnt me......
dont fucking hijack tthe correspondence how fucking difficult is it fuck u

windsor????? WINDSOR THAT YOU BRO? WINDSOR!!!!!!

Live PD: Is That a MANK in Your Pocket? (Season 2) | A&E

FUCKING WINDSOR!!!!!! WINDSOR!!!!! WINDSOR!!!!!!! WINDSOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WINDSOR!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK THIS BITCH WINDSOR

Pocket Manks are all the rage right now

WINDSOR, you are so dumb that you think I want to have sex wit u like everyone else

WINDSDOWL ? ? ? ? ?

weldsome,......... :}
pls replie i gave u thirty five dollars pls

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WHAT THE FUCK

WAS MANK SHITTING IN THE BOTTLE ? ?

SOLAR PANELS ? ? ? ?? ? ? ???? ?

You can't buy mankposts, your money means nothing here

Yeah, it's me. It's me from the beginning. Never going to change. But maybe if you want to write something in order to change my mind I could give it my best shot

y-yeah????? yeah..... change ur mind about wat? pls post piccy dude pls i am on the edge of my feet

The conversation continued for another day, and for two weeks afterwards. The two men talked every day — not just online — during this period, the two men met up

And then they totally fucked

I'd like my dick to be the butt of a joke.

I'd like my joke of a dick to be a butt.

i'll try but i promised not to post anymore pics than i have to since my parents think its fucked up and dont want me posting them so i can't promise anything lol

WAIT .......... WAIT WHAT REALLY
WINDSOR IS IT RELALY YOU DUDE
IS THIS REALLY HIM U THINK GUYS

what uhh.... how ermmmm . . . something happened to your little sister on a ___ while your ___ was watching her. pls fill blanks to confirm

bogus nigger thread

pogo stick
imam

dumb ass shit ass spitepost still better than bunk ass analysis

YOU BASTARDS GOT THE JOKES RIGHT

quads af m8

do you have to go to bed with your mouth open for the rest of the night because... im tired of doing that

AHHAHAHHH HAH HA H*H *@*H$H*@H* *HAH* *HA H*H*A @H*A*H@H* H* A@*HH*A H* A*H@*HH*A@ *HH@A* H*A@ H*A@ H*H*A@ H*@A *HH*@AH*A@H*A@ *HAH@* H*A@ H*A*HH* *H*AH oh man

.....................WAIT WHAT

...............................WAIT WHAT

WAIT. WHO? ............WHAT!

it's like, yo

wait wut haha

bogus nigger thread

prostate tickles

jungle is massive

lol'd

>Tbh

love him

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bogus nigger thread

NIPPLE TWIST BITCH ! *nipple twists u*

flashback ends, cut to a black screen ~your nipples were never quite the same after that fateful day~

# FLASH MESSAGE TOP SECRET ULTRA #
# Arrange Temporary Transfer This Agency #
# Monkey Face SODA #
# Your Concurrence In The Above Is Assumed #
# Notify MF, KMD, GYP, CM. Effective Immediately #
# TOP SECRET ULTRA END OF MESSAGE #

monkey man just wanna let u know
your monkey meme is shit
introducing is a failed abortion that no one will ever care about inside of s4s
you got that?

my meme is shit
nobody inside of s4s will ever care about it

this is my monkey this is my meme

dubs, nice

nyady-ady-ady

*does a slam dunk from half court*

imagine fruiticide

plip

dubs! wooh!
dubs! wooh!
r*de triplels! wooh!
trips! wooh!
r*de quads! wooh!
dublel dublels! wooh!
r*de dubs! wooh!
dubs! wooh!
trips! wooh!

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amber is the colour of your energy

poop brown

whoa-oh

I wanted to do a critical analysis of one of the most underrated s4s memes, "Introducing" .
Why is it underrated? There is so much here to discuss, but let's go through the basics.

1. The Title:
The name of this meme is "Introducing" . This serves two purposes. On the surface, it suggests that the meme is being presented as something new.
The second purpose of the title is meta. Because the title of the meme itself is "Introducing", we are constantly subjected to an introduction every time it is posted. Yet with repetition, we are left wondering, "Have we been introduced yet? What is this asshole waiting for? Is THIS the meme that is being introduced?" But the meta part here is that the title is a satire of the way in which people present their new memes. It is as if, by saying that we "introduce" memes, we are thus showing them off, or something along those lines. But memes are special because of their repetition, and no one really remembers where they begin. Something memorable doesn't need a fancy introduction, it merely needs to be served straight up, over and over again like we're dogs waiting for our lamb and beef. The "Introducing" meme makes this point clear, while also poking fun at the people who think good memes need introduction.

2: The Image
Once again, there is a dual purpose here. Yes, it is a monkey who appears to be saying "introducing" as we might read from the shape of his/her lips.
However, there is also some doubt as to whether or not this is really the case. Monkeys cannot talk. So is the monkey the meme? Is someone introducing the monkey, rather than it being the monkey introducing someone/thing else? There is no clear answer here.

3. The Message
Ultimately, the message is unclear. And Introducing proves that this is just AOk. It proves that meme-making is at its heart a simple endeavor, and we should all just have fun with it, rather than try to create the next big thing.

Your fortune: Godly Luck

gronk'd this post

u just got CRUMBLESLOPPED

january february march april may

––––––because it made you look BAD to NOR • MAL PEO • PLE

the Revered Normal People

[fortune hidden="was in a situation where we visited some of my fren's family , so we're sittin at the dinner table , & this fren , this fuckin guy man , so ... basically he's catchin up with the fam & chattin up a storm , but every minute or two, he'd say something to them, and crack himself the fuck up. he's legit CACKLING at things he said himself, like, random shit, "i bet he can be a lot to handle! AHAHAHAHAHA" ... then turning to everyone at the dinner table mid-cackle raised-eyebrows totally-delighted before he stopped. i get this image of an italian gangster at a mob meeting telling a mediocre joke & just getting a fucking kick outta it slamming the table & making eye contact with everyone at the table before calming down except it's peewee herman and no one else is laughing. so i began to resent him while we were there cause it's like how the fuck are you laughing that hard at what you just said? you literally never do that with your friends like shut the fuck up and tone it down you fucking weirdo my cheeks hurt from reciprocating a smile every time you cackle in my direction.

... & so being 10 TOES DOWN at all times realist nigga in the game, i asked him afterwards in the car what the deal was with that laugh, asking him if it was fake. he did not seem to "get it" & just brushed it off saying that it was real, mildly confused by my question. just seems like a phony hype-building mechanism in situations that can otherwise be uncomfortable...? or he just really enjoys the company of his uncle & aunt & their kid? but they certainly werent returning the gesture of cackling til red in face & staring everyone down at table. they actually cracked a few lighthearted jokes at his expense in reference to his bogus energy level. eh. 'tsall a wash.]SOUP NUTS/[/fortune]

The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.

hipster doofus monkey

FLATS TO LET

i cant stop finger slapping im just popping off with the finger slaps non stop im a fucking GOD

shaye? are you still doin that hand thing? i heard you're doin that hand thing today. god what is that!

[fortune hidden="SOUP NUTS"]was in a situation where we visited some of my fren's family , so we're sittin at the dinner table , & this fren , this fuckin guy man , so ... basically he's catchin up with the fam & chattin up a storm , but every minute or two, he'd say something to them, and crack himself the fuck up. he's legit CACKLING at things he said himself, like, random shit, "i bet he can be a lot to handle! AHAHAHAHAHA" ... then turning to everyone at the dinner table mid-cackle raised-eyebrows totally-delighted before he stopped. i get this image of an italian gangster at a mob meeting telling a mediocre joke & just getting a fucking kick outta it slamming the table & making eye contact with everyone at the table before calming down except it's peewee herman and no one else is laughing. so i began to resent him while we were there cause it's like how the fuck are you laughing that hard at what you just said? you literally never do that with your friends like shut the fuck up and tone it down you fucking weirdo my cheeks hurt from reciprocating a smile every time you cackle in my direction.

... & so being 10 TOES DOWN at all times realist nigga in the game, i asked him afterwards in the car what the deal was with that laugh, asking him if it was fake. he did not seem to "get it" & just brushed it off saying that it was real, mildly confused by my question. so i pushed the issue and said .. just seems like a phony hype-building mechanism in situations that can otherwise be uncomfortable...? or he just really enjoys the company of his uncle & aunt & their kid? but they certainly werent returning the gesture of cackling til red in face & staring everyone down at table. they actually cracked a few lighthearted jokes at his expense in reference to his bogus energy level. but i aint buyin it
he started gettin reel annoyed at me at this point but i reminded him i punch harmless objects in anger all the time but i didn't have to choose objects

[/fortune]

FAAAAAAAAKE
wna confirm fake? go to archive paste last line in... you only find this post! paste other lines in? you find the SOUP NUTS post!
last line confirmed fake and dont punch objects bitch my [redacted] was on the line with retarded brown people that was a different story, shartbag for a office chair havin ass wack ass nigga why dont you share a story shart tard? oh rite u got none. cloistered ass nigga trashbag in your hamper btich

guy said "HARMLESS" objects as if he cannot even comprehend the act, as if in ones mind the object is cause of harm, cannot even fathom hi - t release of ferusteration, low t shit bag, bet i got double your t , here's the t sucka :} sip on it bitch

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its becuz i dont make a habit of punching things because of racial bias

d*mb ur d*mb d*de the redacted part is most important , it coulda been a chinaman it dont matter , not crux , lol mist crux again #whomptop

>it coulda been a chinaman it dont matter

then why mention them being brown at all

'sn*gga sed "BIAS" as if the run - around i was getting was some sorta "BIAS" fuckin lo Oo OoO o Oo O ol! u dont get it ! i say share any story, any story at all, yet you cannot think of one that does not reveal a emnbarrassing detail i bet, as to your state of condition and whatnot :}}} fag

so anyways either your life or you job is controlled by those you deem beneath you and that is funny
if its ur life i hope that mafia job works out for ya but maybe i should just compile all this info i got on you and send to fbi...

such a BUNK conclusion.... bunk paradigm bunk everything... "controlled" in the sense that incompetent ppl meched me angery ,,,,, ???? u make it sound like i am being held hostage. punchen things totally healthy male behavioure mister mohi mane has admitted to it as well :} dont need cloud country minge-bags making a judgment 'f*ck c*res bout u b*tch?? requesting tradeout for this bunkass resident spiteposter ur shift is over byyyyyy byby

spiteposters so thirsty for any sign of true angery that woAooA they got 1 example that i willingly to-ho-hooold woaoaoaw spobl experience angER LOOOOOOL ! fuckin petty mothafucka. probly brown ........ gotta be brown

h-hey none-a that . . .

this guys off his rocker

mocher mane pls tell story of when u got angery :}}}}
actually thats the original monkey man story time...
getting angery at out of line friends
monkey man story of conflict and discord pls :}

yea. yea im standin tall. yea i'm standin tall & proud & defending myself in an honourable way :}
in a world... where every cloud-country minge-bag sputters hollow nodules of detached snark in times of conflict as defense mechanism ...... one man..... refused to lower himself to their level....... (me me me not u)

I'm not british

shut uU UU UU U UU P not the crUuUUuUuUUx u SUUUUUUUUUC

mannke Kings OFFICALLY FREE

well perhaps if you didn't riddle your replies with inaccuracies people would take you seriously instead of viewing you as a reply bot

rih-hih-hiiiddle o man...... cheeks warmening in embarrassment for u......
not crux bro. your cruxes are riddled my crux is licha hard boild egg yolk perfectly couched and untouched in safety of shell and jelloey egg white

crunchsack

thanks for all your hard work

do not know what riddle means
maybe thats why your cheels turned red

monkey's gotta go

the big monkey sanctuary in the sky

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spb

....................WAIT WHAT

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spobls the kinda guy who threatens you violentally and scuffs u up but the moment cops stroll around he says "gooood evening officer ~big smile~" and pats you on back to assure officer he is not engaged in any violent business of severely nefarious means

loO Oo OOA )O)A O AO)O)A)O )OA O))OA )HOO)AH )OH AHA HA HH AH)A A H)A H) AH)A H A_)A)) )0 )0 ) o O AO)a 0A 0a ol
na nope neva not me aint hapnin

its ok im not a cop

its ok im not a cop

i was thinking more cryes-out-in-pain-as-he-strikes-u paradigm

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sAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAge

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oh no thats not me i am incivle

youtube.com/watch?v=8MQO2STCbbY
d*mn so well done so bare bones so only-what-needs-to-be-said so fuckin tru u see this windsor? reminded of u windors.....

i knew this guy before he got big back when he made ackbar videos not lying all truth

and i dont get any appreciation for this fact

windoors? ??? :] hi

there is not and never has been a mankgoer with the same potential as me

hi
i have higher potential, its true

fuck windsor

h-hey
fuck you

downright kippered

bogus nigger thread

utterly kippered right about now blokes!!!

what do i have to do wo bulddd hipe around 3.3 mararadime ???? ego death baby! part three ! g et huUY+YYYYpe! belave mAAAyv

is this one of my auto generated splobl posts gone sentient and posting on its own?

i have an important meeting this saturday at which i'm expected to speak to a very significant group of people at the annual meeting. i don't have time to talk to all the people i will talk to today because i already have to make some major cuts in the operation budget. also i haven't been able to meet any of the members yet but there will be an official announcement when this becomes official. so i should now be all done with this post.

beest poo pourrii flavors

addmendum:
oh wow I'm so happy this is over. i really have never met a bunch of retarded assholes like these. i'm sorry this has always been a thing that took place. this last post was the last straw for me. the last

Covers up my duece smell very well!

"You can go the hell out of your room,

but you'll regret it!

the world needs your memes!"

- the wenke

what is this auto generated gibberish. almost made sense there for a second

yawwwwn ~smacks lips~ mornin wagiesayyyyss~

~wagies~ ~awwwwn~ mornin wagys ayyyyyss~

it almost makes sense which is why it makes sense

no

smutty poops~

some people are just like that
One time I was so angry that I farted
sounds like my mom
potential is like a rat house
IF ONLY PEOPLE UNDERSTOOD
It makes sense if you look at it with the mind of a mankgoer

guess i'll be the one to say it then

rogue mankposter posts post in doremi thread
more at alaven

well youre wrong srry

fun fact: This is my only downvoted post on reddit:
reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/wv4q2/someone_came_into_our_theater_at_the_midnight/

wait... what

who knows

monkey beats you senseless and rips your fingers off | asmr | jungle bird sounds and nature sounds

bogus nigger thread

the sound of a screaming child in the distance

not me
i could do better than this memer

i never claimed i was you fuck off

Ducointring

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well we are all sorry that Mank's passing was too long awaited. it was an unforeseen complication.

director's note: the mankgoers seem to be on to me and my active efforts to make them look fools

I sense eery eyes everywhich way I go now, wondering if the day's events will bear upon my own fate.

monkeys bulletproof.... until he's not

But Mr. Darryl, I am a mankoneth. I am also a mankoneth.

Introduction production
youtu.be/vSvIAEdgarE

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YEAH

Pat The NES Punk Is Better Than You! Responding To His HARSH Comments About Me

All spiteposters that are illegally coming intro the duction now will be removed from our Thread at a later date as we build up our removal forces and as the laws are changed. Please do not make yourselves too comfortable, you will be leaving soon!

"jewish lightning"

And if a mank gets me? I am gonna do what I can and just go in there and kill that munhi and make sure that there were no more mank, for better or worse. I am not gonna let them do that to me. It's not gonna happen. I am not gonna let them do that. That's what that is.

do NOT threaten acts of illegal violence against Mank

everyone ITT is going to jail

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mank isnt a fucking poster, bullshit post hoc spiteplot dont buy into it

NEW MONKEYBOOOOOOOO

Mank can be whatever you want it to be!
*flamboyantly throws faerie dust into the air*

hah, hahe hy,hehhe, yeh. i gues,
but we can say things about the monkey
do not inhibit subplot cultivation by claiming to be the mank

if he wants to take it upon himself to be the mank then after experiencing what it is to be mank, he will soon transcend mankhood and become a full-fledged anus

i am mank ( like in the movie)

Tom Manks

I'll be M'kak... ( like in the movie)

Tom's of Mank

Jolly Mankchers

10 Things I Hate About Mank

The Manktrix

Shitbarrels and Loathing in Las Mankvas

Manking Down

Sweat Sweatbarrel's Baadasssss Mank

Mank Alone 2

Manxploitation

I'm Waiting for The Mank

Sweet Home Alabmanka

MANK: Renegade Angel

Miss Mankgeniality

Mank 2: Cruise Control

It's genetic. There is no other answer. Mank’s been doing this in a completely decentralized and unconscious manner since ancient Greece, maybe longer. Hyper critical of anyone who poses a genuine threat or attempts to hold him to a moral standard, and needs desperately to be surrounded by unintelligent "others" of as many kinds as possible. "Chaos is a ladder".
Certain of his superiority to all others but when that superiority is questioned he schemes to destroy even the most well meaning, kindest, most valuable and intelligent of those they deem a threat... And the worst part is he flips this truth along with many other inconvenient truths directly on its head. Spicesack was spot on with the "great lie" concept. Mank tells lies so big that it obscures the truth completely. He walks back these lies only partially and most are never brave, bold, or clever enough to take it to its conclusion, and the ones that do are labeled spiteposters and heretics.
When we hit this final tipping point it will be justice. Whether we die out as a thread incapable of preserving itself, or we finally do away with the mank and stand up to become who we're supposed to be.
To any outsider reading this, I don't want to rule over anyone. I just want mank to be able to live alone and persue our future free from the judgments and styling of others.

This is my last post ever, see ya.

............................WAIT WHAT

red alreat what the fuck what the fuck monkey man?? what the fuck pls send finished book title to [fortune hidden="[email protected]"]me[/fortune] when finished please thank you dude what the fuck though come the fuck back att somepoint wha thte fuck

I'M DONE, NO MORE POSTS!!!

Holy crap...

ps what's going on with /wg/
looks like it's having a few issues

The mankweller's name is Othor, and he's a pretty good guy, at least, in spite of whatever he may look like. He w
talks a lot with that one voice the guys make when kicked in the balls.

Mank looks like his heart is in the right place at the right time and is, in fact, in the right place for this moment and moment only.

(The most important thing, for me, is that we all get to say good-bye and never look back and always look up to the stars for guidance and inspiration and the ability to do something good.)

In conclusion:

Good night.

I am really, really happy and thankful today

Mank walks into a bar and says he will not drink for three reasons. He says it's "not my business", "you're not my manager" and "I'm afraid of the consequences." The bartender tells him it's a drink-off but he still won't drink, he's "a mank". He can't even walk up to a man who wants to have a drink without getting punched in the face. Mank does something about it, he walks out of the bar. The police come to search him, but he is not searched because he was not intoxicated.

your welcome

WHAT WHY WAIT WHY WHY
WHY
BIg news for monkey mnaaaaaaa ??????
but why would he leave
do not leave DO NOT LEAVE
or just TELL STORY
SPILL BEANS
go out with a BANG give us somethin WORTHWHILE
BEAOftiful story that will jerka tear :::::

new blINKSAAAAAAAAAAY

WHY WHY WHY BEAUTIFUL STORY THAT WILL JERK A TEAR PLEASE
WHAT
WHAT
FUCKINGWHAT
WHAt FUCKING WHAT
WHAT

Mank is at a party and says, "I need to go home."

And I say "Then you can go home if you want to. You're a human being. You've got choices."

what the fUCK is this schizo subplot get it AWAY from me

sAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAge

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Mank is tired and decides to end it all but before he does so hetells his wife and daughter that he doesn't know if he should continue.After returning from their grave he decides to come face-to-face with his death.The only thing he can think of is just to go forward without a doubt. So he tries to kill himself and the film ends with a shot of a bottle falling over.

Yes it's true I am a mankgoer, a mankdweller. A mankolethrunk, a mankoklethrunk.I am Mank.

A mankgod is a living animal that has had one of its legs amputated to be used for food.

The manklord demandsno bribes, nor an oath of loyalty, but insteadtolerates and encourages his people to worktheir way up. The manklord seeks only riches and power, and in his ways the mank lord works with and for his people to maintain this wealth and power.

bogus nigger thread

This manklord used to be a wise old man

i was born autistic

i can't use magic

Your fortune: Good Luck

manmunk-tongue

I don't wish to practice dominion over mank.I wish him to learn what mercy is, what it is not.

But I have a certain amount of patience and grace that I can give to him, as the world has,made it ... difficult to be around him.

man we should have never let that mankmage talk us into using his "services" now we're stick in this situation because of his fucked up chub munk "man-magic"

When I was a young mank, I had liberty, but I did not see it. I had time, but I did not know it. And I had love, but I did not feel it. Many decades would pass before I understood the meaning of all three. And now, the twilight of my life, this understanding has passed into contentment. Love, liberty, and time: once so disposable, are the fuels that drive me forward. And love, most especially, macaco. For you, our children, our brothers and sisters. And for the vast and wonderful world that gave us life, and keeps us guessing. Endless affection, mi cantadore.

Ego birth is true ego death

.......................WAIT WHAT

im gettin a real kick outta wait what gotta b honest

Wait... What?

but that's so true though..... thats so fucking true bro... yes, yes thats at the heart of it all...... i sought to become money moochen mane...... thats what started this all... ego birt is ture ego death ......

This life is truly bizarre

Long live the monkey of Yea Forums

I bet you are gen Z trash. Get out of your mom's basement and get a life

all gens but boomers are based. stop being rude btw.

Go back to the adoption center and wait for a new family

youtube.com/watch?v=lYHA_7vxrgc

I want a pocket mank so where can I buy one? What do they eat?

At the local emporium, and all they eat is garbage.

I don't wish to practice dominion over mank.

The first place I shall practice it is the heart.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH that hurt so bad! why must you do this user
(Nipple squiz back)

I enslaved my own heart

So the moral of the story is don't drink. Be like mank because mank is not a alcoholic

That's true, Mank can have one or two drinks and call it a night. He doesn't have to get drunk every time he drinks.

mank is practicing his dominion over alcohol

Mank slumped to the floor, curled into the fetal position, and cried himself to sleep.

For a while afterward he didn't speak. There were no words. He was too numb to even think and his head hurt from the headache and the pain and the nightmares—anxiety and nightmares about being thrown from the plane—and the fear that if he ever opened his mouth, he would be dead.

Then he spoke at great length about his encounter with the angel

mank sat down at the computer

"Yes. They need to know."

he began to type

He simply couldn't help himself and squeaked out a rather devilish fart

he took a drink of wine, sitting down on the couch, and looked off to the side;

there was a knock at door;

mank opened the door, and saw it was his old boss. a dark haired man dressed in black, his long mane was shaved short, he was dressed like all the others in some way. he seemed confused.

There was a tornado warning in effect, and as Mank looked up to the sky in wonder he witnessed the first thing Mank ever saw.

he was finally looking at something

And what he saw broke the pieces of his mind into shards of infinitesimally small sections, dividing his consciousness into countless realms
And that's how we got here

Now that Mank had been reduced to rubble, he was free to exist again. He chose this moment in time to leave forever.

manmunk-tongue

dang . . .

and a big round of applause for our special guest for this thread

just found a 82y/o lady on yt
and its a gayming channel
she plays skyrim n stuff

TEKKERZ DUDE ABSOLUTE TEKKERZ

sauce me buddy

intro

You crack me up monkey you always make me laugh so hard you are so adorable and cute with lip smacking and teeth showing and slapping it is so adorable I love him so much

Being rude, inconsiderate, self-centered and antagonistic is the new normal

getting bored by monkey.................... .

*pushes you into a wall*
sup bruh sup

[cracks knuckles]
time to give this mankeroo a much-needed beat down

it was then that i learned monkey did not want to be found
about time

[chooses to play as Knuckles]
Time to give this Green Hill Zone a much-needed speedrun

GOTTA

GO

F A S T
A
S
T

fresh new morneeeeeeeeen an' the CREEPS are on my BACK already! got somethin else to say? shit bag? none of these descriptors are particularly offensive to me. rude? pf gay. dissatisfied gf tier. complainy fag. inconsiderate? erm helowwwwww u kno wher u are broo its a thread about nothing there is nothing to consider what is this a office building holding doors open & sh*t? lame dum doesnt count. self-centered o noooo o noooooo that tot'ley affects uuu omg cruel world self centered in thread about nothing!!! traaaaash. antagonistic? erm its called subplot thickener sweatie , meanwhile u antagonize first thing inna morneen not me b*tch , ur own worst enemie b*tch

If you don't post at every available opportunity then you are wasting precious moments that God has given you

quake 1 speedrunz dot com

yep that's how the meme goes

I was talking about myself, but your response is quite revealing... Oh, quite indeed...... Haha,,,, so quite.... Haha... In, d(e)(e)d lol.....

gamma male secret king doesnt count sAAAAAAAge

I DID THE MEME

lol who is this nwefag firs t timne on a innternet??? FUCK AWAY IF AAA CNA T HANDLE THE BANTERS BIIIITHCN

na, na simple explanation, al madrigal brand kit psychopath persecution complex jew blood damage syndrome :] ur fault #whomptopped

intense testicular pain brb need to consult a physician

appreciate you for it.

no...... no you got it all wrong. im handling it with utmost precision. not turn-to-audience "can ya believe this guy!" yuk-yukkin it up that u are doing. THAT is cope. continue coping f*g i grapple directly with the subject matter :} #chromedome

>your problem is my fault
well i mean the logic is definitely irrefutable but maybe perhaps it's slightly flawed
i don't know though, i'm just a dumbass on the internet

monkey man just wanna let u know
your monkey meme is shit
introducing is a failed abortion that no one will ever care about inside of s4s
you got that?

One thing me and monkey got in common; we both not even looking at anytheng

It's funny, the way this two year old child acts mimics many of the same behaviours that can be witnessed in fully grown adults.

split the beans

Bean?

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yea. yea it is. genetic memory from centuries of persecution :} of my ppls :))))

LET MY PEOPLE GO

You're not taking into account MY genetic memories and dispositions!!! RAPE!!! RAPE!!!

from scumm baggs such as urself

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can't take my eyes off it

That's a penis

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I see a vasectomy in your future

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Despacito.

like it
love it
gotta have it

I want it
I need it
Need it to make me feel heated

me enna munhi aaha lolol
youtube.com/watch?v=iGdHjSyry-A

'sn*gga sez you'd "SYNCOPE" ... LO o OAOOAOO AO OAO OAo OAO AOO AO L
try - hard cringe!!!!!

Tryhard Cringe, the new fragrance by Kirkland

oh yikes! so cringe bro lol

jokes on u i was gna include a
y i k e r r R R r R r r r R R r r R r r R r z z z z ...

fukin LLO OO AOOA OAOOA JAH H AH AH AHHA AOO AOA O O OAL
'ts the kirkland that got me

so there it is guys there's my full dead-ass opinions totally available to everyone for no cost at all :} except one charged sigil. lucky monkey threads exclusive access to my own feelings on every singl thing thats said in my presence.. lucky us all...
those mankgoers ... and myself.. i think its time that we.. give up. and i dont mean this in a cynical, depressing way but i think it's time for us to bow out, guys. we gotta take our graceful leave of this spicesack and give somebody else a chance! there are only so many times we can put some spice in this sack! our sense of what is theologically correct & culturally proportional.... proportionate... are so greatly fuCKED theres no hope of return for us. we watch nbc's THE OFFICE and we wanted to be like RYAN but we didnt realize that the RYAN character was making fun of people... we got it twisted, we gotta go...

you don't know me

shizo ramblins pls leave

jokes on u :} launched into sam hyde bit :}}}}}}}
fuckin ###double whomptop all the whey ++++

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spenpis' entire existence is based around references and parodies of the celebreties he sees online
never has a single original thought crossed his mind in fear that his favorite idols would not approve of it

shizo LEAVE

literally neh-heh-heverr lOoOol (but usualy revealing source when doing so)
u walked rite into it! i am my own forse of nature b*tch !!!!!!!!!

typical turn-to-audience gamma move, does not want to address me as iof he is speaking to me, notice this, notice turn to audience move, so fuckin gamma

that's how you want to see yourself but the truth is that your life revolves around celebrities. whether it's youtubers, actors, politicians, etc. it's all you are.

i know im a milyin times more humble than thou art

you can kick and scream but when all is said and done and you log off monkey you know you've been 'domed

so remarkably false but also proud as FUCC that i have so successfully circumvented talking about anything remotely rel8ed to the things i legitimately give sh*ts about round these parts :]
ʷʰᵒᵐ-whom-WHOMPTOPped-opped-ᵒᵖᵖᵉᵈ

anyine have anythung they wish to ask me

are you mank?

>we gotta take our graceful leave
no, no no no, no, no. no. we're running this shit into the ground and then through the ground into fucking China and then out into the stratosphere and beyond and through the moon causing it to explode into tiny fragments which will then encircle the earth, giving the earth the awesome ring that it always deserved

i uhh, HEH, HEH, ~does crip walk in place~ i BRING em into the FORE now & then.. ~jewwy handrubbe~ spice things up.... we're onna innernette ~shruggin furiuosely~ i figure why not... damn sure difficult to bring em up anywhere in meatspace...figure why not.. fair game.....

loooO O OOA OO OO O OO Ol.... very well written im shit pile compared to this beautiful post! thank you!

Just tell us all what you're famous for okay

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monkey so stupid.... he wins MOST STUPID AWARD 2019

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monkey man just wanna let u know
your monkey meme is shit
introducing is a failed abortion that no one will ever care about inside of s4s
you got that?

'the fucc? huh? eh?

SAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

Rare photo of Mr. Monkey Man and Sparkles

AG*H*( *HA A AH** A*HA* H**AH* AH**A H*H*A H%**H#H* A#%HH*#% *HH* #%H*H*#% H*A#H*%*%#H*A# %H*H*A #H*H*A #H*A H**H*AH H* HAHAH* H* AH*H* A*H*A *HA *HH* AH*%#HH* #%HH*A%# *HH*#% H*%A# HH*#% H*%H#* H*A# %H*H%#*HH*A#% *HA%H # LO OAOOA OOAO AOOO OAO O OAOA OOAO OAOO OO AL o man u funny

first example i found doing a search of the archive

sparkles looks remarkably normal in that pic

i have given my best years to the funny monky thread

shut ip......... not me...... not me bitch didnt give the years bitch just stupid little thing once i[n a while bitch not me fuck you

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if you report that post i will never be friends with you again

the fuck you talking about dude....?? can't tell the diference between me and you??? that was my post bitch not yours.

i will not. i personally am not. beware spite'porters tho
cant speak for spiteporters

yea jus..... u could have been doing a spobls-internal-monologue bit.... cant take any chances..... (al madrigal persecution complex blood damage)

you wish you were me?? trying to take ownership of my posts?? back off

but i'll leave it alone for now you've been rather courteous in these kinds of regards with me so i'll drop it
don't be upset pls

yes thata me

AHAHH H*A*H H*A H**HAH* H*H*A H*A *H*HA H*A H*H*A HAH *H*A *HAH*H* A*H *HAH* H*A*H A*HH* AH* H*A*H*HA *HH*A
uhm hows that wat he cares bhoutT:??????? out of blue rando coment means nothing :} all fake .... sAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAage

It's-a me! Mank!

stup'd monkey!! ! say something funny! :)))

The monkey raised his glass to toast the bride and groom, but mistakenly fell down a step, shattered the glass, then fell into a broken piece of it, puncturing his femoral artery and bleeding out within seconds.

They buried monkey the same day as the wedding, by burning his corpse and dumping the ashes into sewer drain.

classic monky always center of attention

*a

oo oo ee ee i like sandwixhes

Burn, monkey, burn.

*tosses a cigarette butt into the pile of monkey ashes*
that nigga weren't shit

faith regainign in ego death agenda....... :imp: