BREAKING THE FUCK NEWS GET IN HERE!!!

Update: Big Nood Bix with the actual scoop. Once again big leaguing
>Voices of worked

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DOWN
SINCE

>BTFOS lanklets forever

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Cass' real last name is Morrissey? no wonder he's such a faggot

DAY ONE BIX

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>laid out by Matt buck
KWAB

go back

It took 1 minute to work Yea Forums into a shoot

>Pat Buck
>WWE producer in his bio
>Created and ran Wrestlepro
>Ran a show tonight and it essentially served as his goodbye show, where he lost against AEW's S.C.U
>He's signing with WWE full-time and can no longer run his own promotion.

Lmao, why are these cucks all such massive faggots? This faggot took a mark contract and gave up on his own promotion so he could fucking book thigh-slap matches on NXT? This is like when Trent Seven wasn't even allowed to wrestle on his own promotion. What a cuck simp, holy shit.

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is he natty?

So OP is the one that posted this on reddit and is also responsible for half of the posts ITT right?

>about to make his WWE debut
>big leagued another wrestler on WWE's radar to ensure his emplyoment stability
Yeah im thinking he based. Vince is going to put the rocket strap on him

This is what big-time wrestling is like when you don't have veteran road agents around to keep the boys in order.

maybe if you learned from OP you could get 3 yous for your thread

>tony khan wanks dog
wtf reddit is so based??

hey cass

Ain't feeling so big right now, are we Cass?

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Can't teach a glass jaw

KEK WHAT A BITCH

Look at these pigs thinking their hot shit, fucking police state shithole

>At one point, Cass confronted AEW star Joey Janela in a threatening manner, looking for a physical confrontation, apparently stemming from Janela’s run-in several months back with Enzo Amore at a Blink 182 concert in New Jersey. One source believed Cass slapped Janela, but we were not able to confirm that.

LONG TERM BOOKING

CARMELLA, PLEASE. I NEED YOU

Can y'all fuck off with the fake news? I googled it and got nothing and I was hoping that giant tubby faggot was arrested and going to kill himself

Cass sounds legit insane or has untreated bipolar from all the shit I hear about him

pwinsider.com/article/129559/backstage-incident-with-big-cass-mars-wrestlepro-event.html?p=1

He's a Magatard so that goes without saying

BASED BIG ASS LIVING THE DING-DONG DIDDLY GIMMICK

so this is the IQ of AEWtists LMAO

JUST

Tranny absolutely boiling that the chad Police showed up to xir's pride parade

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> Cass continued to be loud and belligerent to the point that Dan Maff warned WrestlePro that if Cass wasn’t calmed down, he was going to have to step in and handle the situation himself. Maff is known for being an extreme professional backstage, so that he even intimated he was at the point he wanted to take care of the situation was a huge sign Cass was in the wrong.
Dan Maff, so professional that he was kicked out of ROH for sleeping with Homicide's wife.

Hes just a bitch

So many greats in this business had their lives ravaged by alcoholism. And shitters who literally never amounted to anything like Big Cass too.

>Cass began accusing everyone in the room of stealing his belongings and acting in a threatening manner. He then turned to Buck, who was sitting and said, “What are you going to do, tough guy?” and spit in Buck’s face.

>Buck, with no recourse as he was backed against a wall, punched Cass and took him down with that one punch. Buck then grabbed Cass and controlled him on the floor as other wrestlers stormed in and pulled Cass out of the room. We are told that the second Cass was down on the floor, his entire demeanor changed as he went from aggressive and threatening to questioning why he was hit and asking what was going on.

lmao
but seriously, either Buck knocked him into next year or the fuck has serious mental issues

This nigga has CTE or something

Have you ever been in a fight?
It's what bitches do
They start trouble than when they get smacked hard they play dumb and threaten suicide anything
Hes a 7ft bitch

Is that what happened to him? Nice

Hit squad is fuckin great

Pls no bully Big Ass frens. He is just like your average aspie, like you and me. Pls understand

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>He then turned to Buck, who was sitting and said, “What are you going to do, tough guy?” and spit in Buck’s face.
Why would he say this to Buck if Buck was just sitting there?

part of his new Crazy (c)Ass gimmick

Hope Bernie wins so Cass can get the brain surgery he obviously needs from medicare

>Hes a 7ft bitch
Reminds me of someone

Or it's fake. Any report that's super detailed like this is almost sure to be.

it's mike johnson reporting dude

>i'm so used to Meltzer's vague reporting any detailed reports are fake

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NOT ANYMORE

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is he tied to a pole...?

Based Bix Chad

No they probably just had him sit there

I knew that shit was connected. Didn't Penelope Ford cuck this little bitch too? Dude must be the biggest laughing stock of all of prowrestling.

AEW put this manlet jobber against Dean Ambrose - what a joke!

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So, any guesses on when Big Cass will finally an hero?

he has a lucrative tv contract and isn't watching his life fall apart, sitting on the grass surrounded by cops. I'm sure he isn't laughing stock of all of pro wrestling.

Hey guys, Madison Carter from FAN here. I'm going to ask that people refrain from going straight into the attacks on Cass and look more closely at what happened here. This is a man who is not well.

maybe Cass should cool it with the wrestling for a while and maybe work on himself, in his current state who would trust with him asides from Enzo

based voice of reason chad standing tall over all these muck-raking simps

How is Enzo the sane one of these wops?

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Enzo is of German ancestry larping as a meatball

Yeah, his accent isn't italian so much as it is northern-jersey. I know from experience

Why does this trigger you?

Holy fuck lmao

He's gonna be a producer, not a wrestler.

Yup.

Just like when Kevin Nash was tied to a pole in the summer of 92 when he was raped.

he's gonna big league Dunn then

Probably not that kind of producer.

LMAO, reminder Daniel Bryan shot on this SIMP during their match, and Cass not only did nothing, he CURLED UP like a little BITCH.

tbqh. i been there too. my depression hit a all time low that i was put in a mental home. it aint fun bros

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Cass was in the third act of a redemption arc bros

What the fuck happened? He got clean, he got swole, he was taking his anti depressants and he'd found a faith in God...What happened?

Same thing happened to Jaime Lannister

>he'd found a faith in God
found the mistake

He subverted expectations.

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yeah this isn’t funny, it’s just sad

This. Go watch his video on DDPs channel lads, he was on the road to getting better.

depression dont just go away. it can be very easily triggered, especially in something as carny as pro wrestling.

He swerved you.

Hi Joey!

That's TWICE you ran like a bitch. Once by an actual manlet and the other by a guy who gets beat up by actual manlets (don't know which is worse, but we ALL do know you're a legit pussy bitch and I'm gonna knock you out when I see ya, cause I can).

Does this confirm Joey Janetty got Enzo /ourguy/ Amore blacklisted from AEW???

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Damn Joey Janela technically didn’t do anything wrong but he’s never going to live down these 2 confrontations ever in his “career”.

Meh and i was really hoping they would comeback to WWE or AEW but nobody would hire such a retard. Enzo is more normal than this big idiot, he needs to ditch Cass asap

no
Enzo was already blacklisted by Jericho

This

I doubt it, lardass
Give me your address I'll fucking break your house tonight faggot

Joey janela single handedly taking out one of the hottest tag teams wwe had in recent years. AEW wins again lmfao

And without landing a single punch, that’s quite impressive

Jeribloat doesn't have that kind of stroke with Blowie Rhodes. Janelly has to be behind it.

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>Cody doing such a good job of being the face of AEW he's got marks thinking he's in charge
lol

He got knocked out and said he was going to kill himself though

bruhh learn how to internet
youtu.be/4ZAej8kX61E

Is Big Ass the first failed experiment of DDP Yoga?

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Lanklet syndrome, reeee pay attention to me Im taller than you

typical trump supporter going off the rails. SAD THAT ANIMALS LIKE THIS RUN OUR COUNTRY!

can't wait for Big Ass to meet some buck niggers in the pen

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OH NONONONO NASHETTY BTFO

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So this confirms nZo and big ass arent jerichos partners and LAX already debuted, who could it be

Hillary curse strikes down another Drumfkin

based, HILLDAWGS WIN AGAIN

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>LAX already debuted
them debuting doesn't exclude them
but if not them probably the butcher & the blade

>most outspoken trump supporter backstage
>fucks himself at every opportunity
B-but muh Trump curse

just like how colby fagington tried to big league the ufc and lost his title shot

Based morrissey wotking brexit into a shot.

christian and lance storm

Based Cass not taking any shit from these fake tough guy faggots.

>RA P Y
Based

based trump living in this samefag tranny's head rent free

holy shit, no one is going to hire this guy now. he JUSTed himself as badly as your average aspie.

and people sometimes ask me why i fucking hate white people...

Based

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>This continued until Cass ended up in a smaller backstage room with AEW stars SCU and Pat Buck, who were in the middle of putting together their main event match for the event. Cass began accusing everyone in the room of stealing his belongings and acting in a threatening manner, threatening to fight them. He then turned to Buck, who was sitting and said, “What are you going to do, tough guy?” and spit in Buck’s face.

>Buck, with no recourse as he was backed against a wall, punched Cass and took him down with that one punch. Buck then grabbed Cass and controlled him on the floor as other wrestlers stormed in and pulled Cass out of the room. We are told that the second Cass was down on the floor, his entire demeanor changed as he went from aggressive and threatening to questioning why he was hit and asking what was going on.
Imagine being Big Cuck.

/ourguy/ Joey Janela working these children's TV simps into a seething shoot

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Jeff Hardy syndrome.

Go and figure the one time Yea Forums isn't full of shit. Also KWAB Big Ass

fuck off Janela

Still coping after finding out Simp Graves is fucking Mella.

Hey guys, Madison Carter from FAN here again. Did you know FAN stands for “faggot asshole nigger”? The more you know. Oh yeah, I was just joking. Make fun of that giant faggot big ass all you want senpai. Might as well, that bitch ain’t long for this earth anyways. Niggers like him don’t make 40.

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Hey Colin I was just joking when I posted about you being a BIG WET RAT earlier tonight. Sometimes it can help to reach out to someone when you’re feeling your worst so I want you to remember that Yea Forums is always here for you big man.

>OH NO NO NO NO NO NO WE WIN AGAIN AEW CHADS HAHAHAHAH WHAT A FUCKING EMBARRASSMENT

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What a fall for this guy. College basketball player, NYU grad, professional wrestler to this mess.

Should’ve been happy to get rid of Carmella with that fucking hideous face of hers. Couldn’t just move on to the 500,000 better looking women in the US.

I know Pat and he's a 5'7" guy. LMFAO. Size queens BTFO once again

This nigger was going through alcohol withdrawals right here. He's a dipshit for trying to sober up and wrestle, but we in al/ck/ know his pain :(

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>FUTURE! FUTURE! FUTURE! FUTURE! FUTURE! FUTURE! FUTURE! FUTURE! FUTURE! FUTURE! FUTURE! FUTURE!

People without faith are the suicidal, depressed ones. Just look at Big Ass. If he actually had true faith and wasn't using it as a work to get booked on shows he wouldn't be going down this dark road

Lmfao imagine forcing yourself to live life a certain way because of some book about fairies and faggots

>Imagine being so miserable with your own life you lash out at people who are happy and content.
Atheists are a blight on society.

I'm happy and content and my beliefs never went on crusades slaughtering people and raping little kids. Enjoy nothing when you die like I will :)

based coomer

kek

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Holy trips of truth batman

Even the worst misguided, mass killings in christianity, doesn’t equal a third of mass slaughter prevented by atheist fags.

You all have the same shitty arguments. Stay bubbling, and cough up the rent, nerd.

Meant to say committed. Point still stands.

Why can't lanklets fight? Every time in MMA or street fights, they always get their asses beat.

*tips fedora*

this sounds like one of those recent fuck jon moxley threads

Big Cass on a pole match

Based user not falling for the jewish trickery of religion

>”is known for being an extreme professional”
>”with no recourse but to...”
Thanks for providing user. It’s funny how biased this story was written though

That's what happened to most people that aren't 6'3 - 6'9 in wrestling. You're either a dimeless shitter, a bitch or both

>B. Cass, I'm RPD.

That's the biggest crowd he's ever drawn in his whole career

>get punched
>huh wat u mean?

>This is like when Trent Seven wasn't even allowed to wrestle on his own promotion
It's actually worse because Trent's promotion was running Japan for the first time and was obviously a featured attraction... until Vince pulled the plug.

Is Cass genuinely schizophrenic? Before his breakup with Carmella everyone talked about him being a lot more stable and likeable than Enzo but ever since then he constantly seems like he’s on the verge of just absolutely losing his shit 24/7 only to get snapped back to reality.

OH NO NO NO NO

kek what a bitch

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Can you imagine being such a fuck up that not even DDP could save you. Page saved Jake the snake for fucks sake

slapped jelly jannetty and then jelly walked off like a little bitch lmao

Big simp worked himself into a suicidal shoot KWAB

I just read about this on The Board, which you can see here in the screenshot. I can't believe it's really happening, bros!

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KWAB OH NO NO NO

Based Cass working himself into a shoot to protect the business.

I guess he lived up to his name finally.

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chads don't call themselves chads

Steroids and alcohol.

>b-b-but I work in comics!

Ever heard of Hulk Hogan or The Rock, kiddo?

>WE
Embarassing

>big ass
>knocked out
>this is a war

found the antifa incel

He looks big enough to blow that cop while sitting on his ass

He doesn't get to CUM INSIDE OF CARMELLA anymore so it throws everything off

Until we hear Cass we didn’t hear both sides of this story.
If somebody was screwing with his personal belongings to get a reaction they wouldn’t be advertising it today.
Cass has been the nicest guy in the room anytime I’ve been around him. That’s why I’m having trouble imagining him going ballistic for zero reason.
It’s not impossible, but I’m just withholding judgment.
-Mr. Joe's Really Big Productions

He and Enzo have had problems almost everywhere they go. You know I love you Big Joe, but I don't think we need to hear the side of the guy literally everybody seems to hate, got dumped on public, wouldn't let go of the girl, has depression, threatens to kill himself, needs DDP to babysit him, just got knocked out and pitied by the police, has manboobs, was the Jannetty to a 5 foot tall retarded midget, and got punked out by Daniel Bryan on a live broadcast.

BREAKING: Joey Janela has declined to press charges against Cass, saying that he needs help.

>citation needed

Based Joey letting bygones be bygones in order to help a sick man

What the fuck! It’s supposed to be the trannies who are mentally ill. What’s going on Magapedes?

e-drone simps getting worked by the bad boy

If Cass needs a bodyguard I'm available

Doesnt Pat Buck work as a WWE producer?

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>has manboobs
He’s jacked as fuck now

It was his goodbye show I think

drugs aren't mental illness

Joey jaborni looking like a beta yet again

Holy fucking based trips of truth

Such a beta that he literally punked out Big Cassetty, what's your argument now sizefags?

How do we save Big Cass so he can make a big comeback at the 2022 Royal Rumble, guys?

>Cass and Janela had been in the same locker room the night before for Northeast Wrestling and there had been zero issues at all.
>needed to find some Xanax to give him enough confidence to stand up to The Bad Boy the next day
Oh no no no

Hi Corney!

this a new copy pasta?

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Not really. There are plenty of Born Again Christians who are unsure of their own salvation. It all comes down to the free grace vs lordship salvation argument.

Nikki Blonsky from the movie Hairspray here. shut the fuck up

The virtue signaling there is ridiculous

Depression can't be so easily beat man. It comes at you in the worst possible ways. And once you let it eat at you, you're fucked. And it will take awhile to beat it before it comes back.

It's like a boxing match. When you think you got it beat, it somehow gets back up and goes at you again again and again.

We have fun making jokes about this shit but let's be real for a quick sec. Cass likely is relapsed back into his old state and I think it will take him even longer now to recover from it. Sucks for him because in DDP's video he seemed to finally be getting better. All gone.

BASED Big Blonsky BTFO of the haters

TBF, Jake actually was suffering for decades from a lot of shit like his alcoholism, childhood trauma from his dad being an asshole, injuries and depression. Like fr, the dude in 2005 looked like he was going to fucking die any day.

youtube.com/watch?v=FZt-2sguhMs&t=191s

Jake was lucky to get DDP but Cass seems to be a case of letting it get to him a lot worse. Jake for all intents and purposes was a tough old fuck.

He has a pretty abrasive personality from what I can tell. I’m pretty sure he would’ve been confronted by someone eventually. Just sucks for him it’s the two shittiest choices of all time that make him look like an uber geek

It’s nice to know he eventually made it into the booth...

This.

Jake was a real man. Cass is a bitch.

Seething incel

Where the fuck was Enzo and why has he saved his friend from getting hurt like that?

Proof?

Care to extrapolate?

612 Wharf Avenue you sackbreath cunt

KEK

based zack shooting on this on watch along