WWE Chronicle: Sasha Banks

>cried about the backlash to accidentally retiring paige
>cried about dropping the titles at mania 35
>nearly cried about having four months off
>did nothing to reinforce her new heel persona
>in fact, was extremely sympathetic to her plight

Is there anything she can touch that won't inevitably turn to shit?

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Yeah, becoming a horse.

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Blissfags boiling

>did nothing to reinforce her new heel persona
what are you talking about lad she dyed her hair blue

That’s on you for thinking a non kayfabe special was going to do that

I mean, you watched it tho. Part, if not all of that is on you.

The Bliss 365 was actually pretty good though.

Ambrose's Chronicle definitely did.

It'll do better numbers than Charlotte's. Not by much though.

wahh the fans teased me for injuring someone wahh

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KWAB

this, did she ever think of how paige felt? or rather what she didn't feel after she kicked her spine in half?

>cries at everything
what a fucking mark. But not as mark as tattooing her title win like AJ Lee

>I take pride at my work.
Imagine being proud of being a botch machine.

>nearly cried about having four months off
Wasn't she the one who didn't want to come back? Did she say Vince forced her to take a vacation or what?

She claims that she needed to take time off for herself and she mentioned going out and seeing all kinds of mental health professionals to get her back in a good state of mind.

Was about to say that AJ's tattoos are the birthdays of his children, then I remembered there was a second AJ.

why is this shot like those porn "interviews" before a really rough gangbang happens.

>bugs wwe for tag titles
>wins them; wants to hold them for awhile; walks out the day after they take them from her
>mental health issues
Sure.
Still doesn't explain whatever happened at Raw after WM. All the reliable sources have said she was supposed to either job to Bliss or Bliss was supposed to beat them 1 on 2
It's pretty clear that's when she decided to walk out. Her and Bliss even went at each other on twitter presumably after Sasha refused to do buisness.

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A thread made by an incel for incels to hate on women because they can't get laid.

Why should two champions in their own right who were just tag champions job clean to a shorter, lighter wrestler back to back on the same night?
Sasha was right to sit out and pout. She's in a much better position due to it, and so is Bayley

Dilate

WWE needs to either respect kayfabe or do away with it entirely, shit is so murky just now. WWE Chronicles are behind the scenes but Twitter feeds aren't, except when they are? What a mess.

>>did nothing to reinforce her new heel persona
>>in fact, was extremely sympathetic to her plight
user.
You are a fucking idiot, if you think these docs are there to reinforce kayfabe.
They are docs about actors playing the characters not about characters.

Because she's done it before
I bet you were completely fine with Bayley beating Nikki & Alexa.

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>why should a wrestler I like ever job
It's called business kid, stop being such a mark.

have sex, incel

So why did she need to take time off for her mental health, what makes her so special? There's over 30 wrestlers in the same show with the same schedule and she complains and whines?

Because you have apron addiction and relate most life experience back to masturbation, the only constant in your life?

Because when they reach breaking point they just walk out, same as Dean did.
Rusev and Lana are on the same break.
Balor has the exactly the same break
Sheamus has one as well
Xavier Woods takes breaks to go to cons and E3s.
Randy takes breaks.
user. She is not special. Other people take breaks. Because WWE has so many people under contract they can afford to give people breaks, when they do not have anything for them.

In three years on the main roster, she hasn't improved in any regard. WWE can write their own history with these Chronicles things, but it doesn't change the fact Banks rates herself much higher than she is, especially as a mic worker. Banks seems to be under the impression that simply because she had good matches back in 2015, where she could rehearse all day long for weeks, that she should be excused for being sloppy in the ring, a bore on the mic, and utterly insufferable as a person. If she wasn't Snoop Doggs cousin she would have been out on her ass in 2017 when she started causing shit in the locker room.

Well, how is it good for business if the original plan was Alexa going over Sasha and Bayley clean on the same night? If you ran WWE, would you really do that? That makes two singles wrestlers that were champions as singles wrestlers in the company and the inaugural champions of the company's newest belt look like complete shit.

>Well, how is it good for business if the original plan was Alexa going over Sasha and Bayley clean on the same night?
It builds Alexa as a credible threat, ya simp, likely leading to a heel turn for Banks. Becky had fuck all to feud with after Mania and they had to call up Evans before she was ready. She fucked Becky's run as she was likely going to be thrown in to the title picture.

>. If she wasn't Snoop Doggs cousin she would have been out on her ass in 2017 when she started causing shit in the locker room.
I don't think so and I think you don't either. They clearly value her and not just because of Snoop Dogg. I don't have answer for you why, but they do.

>Why would a heel former champion who was out injured need to look strong in an environment where your new babyface champion has literally no credible opponents?

She's just built for taking loads.

I agree only with Balor, Woods doesn't take breaks like Sasha if he misses a show every once in a while
Sheamus is injured, Randy is allowed to due to his tenure which is good to not get sick of him so fast and I think Rusev and Lana are in the dog house.
Sasha just can't handle the schedule, whined about losing some props and wanted to take a break. She can't hang.

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glad you outed yourself as an incel, user. have sex.

>That makes two singles wrestlers that were champions as singles wrestlers in the company
weak argument. Bliss had beaten those 2 before. Bliss was a champion too.
>and the inaugural champions of the company's newest belt look like complete shit.
inaugural champs of titles they just lost to a comedy jobber team

Fuck off virgin. You waifu fags are just butthurt when someone insults ya whore.

>women are whores because they don't wanna fuck me
cringe. if you had sex you'd stop hating women so much.

Guess she won't become women's champ tonight or anytime soon.

Can't trust an emotional wreck with mental illness to represent your brand. Do the right thing Vince and job her out.

The women you waifu are useless whores. Find yourself a decent girl irl and stop being a cringe virgin cuck.

Because you incel woman haters are true alpha males, aren't you?

kek

Said the incel who worships a woman thinking this will get him laid.

She sucks an ugly fucks dick for free

Because hating women totally gotten you laid, hasn't it?

>whiteknight calling anyone else an incel
lmao

Mikaze makes decent gear still

You're a virgin and hate women therefore you are an incel.

cute assumptions you make about others on an user website with no personal info about a pesons life or backstory. keep using those low iq buzzwords and memes tho since anything else makes your head hurt

In summary, she only came back for that wrestler dick

I don't have to know you personally to feel the repressed virgin anger from your messages. Stop hating women for no reason and you'll have sex one day.

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There is an area in between hatred and pedestalization, believe it or not.