Why yes, I am an avid AEW fan. How could you tell?

>not linking the actual video

>Assumes AEW fan because he's obviously successful and has money.
Never change /ASPergers.

>those dead, soulless eyes

Dilate

Go back

i have a vegeta and sting ones that i got as gifts a few years ago. they are just sitting on a shelf in my living room

how does one break their brain like this

his pose and face feels pretty aggressive

too many onions

Any adult having funko pop/plastic shit at all is cringe, except for anime girl figurines.

Estrogen in the water supply

I received a Punk one years ago as a gift. It was on my shelf for a while, then ended up being donated to Goodwill. They're zoomer Beanie Babies.

>funko pops

I don't understand why you'd collect and spend so much money on such low quality items

I couldn't.

>$20,000 on 750 units
>$26.67 average cost per unit

These things aren’t even that fucking valuable to spend so much time and space accumulating them.

How are these things so popular? My commander had like a shelf full of these Marvel ones in his office.

based

>tfw I can’t say anything because I’ve spent at least 3 thousand bongpounds on my Transformers collection
Also, I don’t have a gf, btw

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beanie babies for zoomers

Bro, marks are everywhere. Imagine working at a fucking shitty job every day, just to get this trash. It's a fucking hunk of plastic that looks like a character... What the fuck do you get out of it? You look at it and think 'OMG it's Ironman!'???? And to top it off it's made by shitty artists and the build is low quality. You eventually stop giving a fuck when you realize people are dumb, broke, uneducated marks and slaves ON PURPOSE. They fucking choose that life bro. Someone asks you if you wanna take a good body, chase your dream, learn skills, have experiences, fuck women, face your fears, OR do you want to buy be the world's bitch in return for some toys and games. Which would you choose bro?

>Also, I don’t have a gf, btw

That goes without saying.

>Bro, marks are everywhere. Imagine working at a fucking shitty job every day, just to get this trash. It's a fucking hunk of plastic that looks like a character... What the fuck do you get out of it? You look at it and think 'OMG it's Ironman!'???? And to top it off it's made by shitty artists and the build is low quality. You eventually stop giving a fuck when you realize people are dumb, broke, uneducated marks and slaves ON PURPOSE. They fucking choose that life bro. Someone asks you if you wanna take a good body, chase your dream, learn skills, have experiences, fuck women, face your fears, OR do you want to buy be the world's bitch in return for some toys and games. Which would you choose bro?

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Based

>It's a fucking hunk of plastic that looks like a character.

none of them look anything like the character they're portraying

Based

Have sex.

Fuck. I'd love to know his hourly wage and be able to workout how many hours of his life were wasted in exchange for these pieces of shit. 20k is a lot of blow and hookers, nights out, vacations. What is wrong with wrestling fans now?

Well let's calculate it. According to him, it took over 2 years to do it. So let's run with 2.5 years, which is 8000 a year, or 666.67 a month. $166.67 a week. Assuming he works full time (40 hours a week), he's dumping $4.17 an hour on these. For every hour he works, $4.17 is being deposited to his Funko Pop Account. Now that we have a funko pop spending per hour number to work with. If we have $20,000 spent, that means he worked an incredible 4796.16 hours to fund it (Since all working hours would deposit a little bit). There's 21900 hours in 2.5 years, which leaves us with him spending 20% of his life for 2.5 years based around funko pops.

That $4.17 per hour goes up significantly, he has all sorts of other plastic toy collections as well.

I wish I had money

Look at those soulless eyes, eyes of a psychopath

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>assumes he's rich because he spent $20k on something weird most people wouldn't
I probably spend this on booze and drugs every year and a half

Based junkie scum

That's pretty cool Shlak.

Post eyes, shitskin

Why yes im a sexless incel, how could you tell

ah you finally reveal yourselves. we fucking hate you, go back to red.dit and twitch you cringe faggots

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>zoomers blow their parents money on nu beanie babies
What a bunch of dorks lmao

You could blow all that cash on bitches, vacations and buzz. Hell, at least spend your cash on actual collectible shit like first press vinyl records/cds, there's a huge market for that

Can you imagine if someone started a fire in his little funko temple lmfao how would he react you think?

what am i supposed to do? tell my friend or parents who gave them to me that pop vinyls are cringe and to return them before i ding-dong diddly pukola? maybe this is why you have no one who cares about you any more

Holy based! user BTFO

I hope that room burns down.

lol nobody wants any of this shit and he certainly isn't going to make enough profit for any of that to have been worth it

Average WWE cuck

AEW fans are beta cucks

lol that guy could have bought hookers and drugs instead he bought literally useless plastic toys for queers . shit just takes up space

new hitler when

that's a lot of good boy points spent

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beanie babies are the shit nigga

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