Introducing

o macaco cantador
youtu.be/jjbZ3R3Sp-E

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"Introducing" is NOT a true meme! As a matter of fact it is something you would see posted in the early 90's.

monkey man just wanna let u know
your monkey meme is shit
introducing is a failed abortion that no one will ever care about inside of s4s
you got that?

whomp top this joke right now

this guy gets it

nah, NAAAAAAH, monkey that points to the moon paradigm boom easybunk

get whomptopped sh*tbag

well, let's break down that fellow's post and dissect it's points in a more coherent manner:
>monkey man
The man of monkeys. Truly this person has accepted their primate nature and in doing so has gleaned a more comprehensive understanding of what it means to be human. A Legend amongst men.
>just wannt let u know
If you can't even be bothered to type out the entire word "you" then I'm pretty sure that whatever follows is not really going to be worth acknowledging in any kind of serious way.
>your monkey meme is shit
No arguments here.
>introducing is a failed abortion that no one will ever care about inside of s4s
I hate to contradict this person's post, but it has been proven that at least 2 other people do in fact care about this meme inside of s4s, and at least one other person has visibly cared about it outside of the confines of the s4s boared.
>you got that
No, I will never get that. Nobody ever gonna get that, and you know what? I get that. I get all the gettings of that and this and those and these, something that can't be gotten won't be gotten, you understand? Anyway, I'm off to continue my morose and catatonic existence drifting through one day to the next until the inevitable and glorious sweet release of death.

crumbletop

One thing I always said, even in the bad days; as long as you stay junglist massive 4 lyfe you got nothin' wor' 'bout, ch'nah

AH HAH A A* AHA HA H*HA*H AH*A HA H* AH* A
fucking BA–HA––HA–HAAAAASED mister monkey manK!!!!!!!!!

like I used to know this person and they were going to school for an English degree and one time they told me that if you're writing professionally that you should always spell out numbers that are lower than ten
and i'm like that's 2 much 4 me

amen 2 dat

DA ULTRA MUNKULA

youtube.com/watch?v=kZC0j3ypHmo

amen 4 u
picosong.com/w8Q7x/

gghollly SHITTTT MACACO MONSIEUR GIFT FROM GOD???

a question for mr monkey man:

1. Can you tell me the name of the "Monkey"?

2. Can you list two or three other names that match the description you gave in the email? I can not think of another way to describe the creature.

3. Can I identify the beast? Can its color be guessed, and if yes, on the basis of the name, its shape (the head, horns, forelegs, arms, feet, neck, throat, and genitalia of that size are not identified yet), and the size of the mouth and tail? There is no such thing as DNA of animals, only of plants or fungi which give rise to it; there is no scientific way of identifying the shape of a living mammal using DNA.

4. How do you explain the fact that the name of the animal is very similar to that of the species of which it has the name? Does this mean that this animal is actually the same species as the species it gave the name from and its species name has become its own?

5. What species would youclassify the monkey the best?

glad you enjoyed :D

>5. What species would youclassify the monkey the best?

The answer to these questions is: a male baboon with an odd pattern on each end of his tail, his eyes peeking out from between his feet. And as for who would want to create that one — I'm just about done reading the answers so I don't have to answer any questions.

And now for a final bonus question for you all: What would you like to be? If it's a monkey, do you want to be one?

1. Soda
2. Feel free to reference any of the names sparlips has used
3. It's a monkey
4. Yes.
5. feces

When I was growing up, the only time I saw a banana in my day was in a vending machine, and that doesn't mean the monkey was any bigger than a quarter but he had big teeth! In fact, when I went out for a walk, the monkey had me go up to him and give him a mouth full of sodas! Oh how the monkeys felt when they saw me giving him some sodas on my face (or nose. The next time I walked through town, I probably would have to walk my mouth off).

I'm still kind of bummed out about this one now. Why would a monkey even need to get those sodas (which they do a lot of) at the end of a long day? You know? After years of getting fat and doing nothing but eating Coke, eating all my candy, and watching stupid adult cartoons, I felt so good when I felt hungry and the monkey was sitting behind me and he was taking my empty plastic cup and he was putting it on myplate and he was eating. Not only am I bummed he's done it and I'm feeling bad about this (since no one I know has ever been that hungry during my life or seen him eat anything that I've ever seen someone eating at the end of a long day) but I'm even bummed he wasn't with me because I know, after five years of this, he could've taken that cup and put it on the table instead of next to my empty plastic. Then again, I guess if he really wanted a Coke in his mouth, wouldn't he have just gone and bought one from the corner shop with his money?

just to welcome it?c:

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>1. Soda

Soda? Soda the monkey? Why the hell is that funny?

>2. Feel free to reference any of the names sparlips has used

and have fun making your own!

>3. It's a monkey
It is common for monkeys to become quite stressed to the point where their limbs begin to become limp.
So they get kicked, or beaten, and hurt.
>4. Yes
Its a monkey
I am a monkey
I want to be a monkey
>5. feces
Monkey feces is the only way monkeys, dogs, horses, and other mammals live, i.e., they must have feces to live.
In fact, it is a matter of law that if food goes missing, dogs will not be shot for it while a monkey gets an injury.

tripslels! wooh!
dubs! wooh!

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>Why the hell is that funny
Certainly it isn't
>and have fun making your own!
Several names, for example:
Crestbitten Hormoth
Jingles
Terrycloth Pantsuit
That Dumb Old Faggot with The Whip
Plopsy
Sweetbottoms
Charles Moose
The Eighteenth Windmill
and so on
> their limbs begin to become limp.
limp-limb monkey he ain't even look at anything
>Its a monkey
>I am a monkey
>I want to be a monkey
Go back to step 2 and realize that you already accomplished step 3
>monkey feces in order to survive
It must be expelled in order to survive, tbh fam hth

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Rethinking Some Uncomfortable Assumptions

RSUA Squad assemble

eat swiss cheese
b nice pls
ids nod goode 4 u tto b r*de

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rumblebass in da place youtu.be/Px3sFFRo9kU

r&l in smoshes vid in my mail??????

posting a picture of my mom

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>It must be expelled in order to survive, tbh fam hth

I didn't want to go this route with an respected member such as yourself but you do not realize we all depend on monkey feces
When we take the poop from our monkeys and inhale it, it will come out on our chest.

Monkey thread survival chain.

The first one would kill the next one, and the next one, and the next one, and so on.

To keep the chain going, I think of it as an infinite clock, each of the infinite states of a loop-like chain, with each state having an associated probability of being a monkey thread survival chain.

The chain is then:

the probability of a monkey thread survival chain is

the first monkey thread survival chain, which is the first one that happens, if it fails to kill a monkey thread, if you kill the first one then all the monkey threads start doing it!

The probability of a monkey thread survival chain is the probability of a monkey thread surviving, so,

that is what the whole system is all about!

What makes this chain so stupid and impossible? The code is not really stupid, like you thought! It's just...simple, and I love it because the code never needs explaining or elaboration or "thinking about" anything.

Oh god no! My life is over. Sh*t is going to kill my face! Sh*t is going to kill my face! Oh my god.

do we want him making the call?

The code of monkey thread is: Choke him out croak him out

well he's not but guess who is

Sammy Hagar

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heh...... you tube is a play on boob tube ...... h'heh...... w'ew

bromblematic origins

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no way, i don't believe it
problemaddict

people admired the monkey. finest in the square they had seen, they had said. never dared to tip a single fruit-platter, like the native macaques were known to do. well behaved prim and proper , mouchtache combed every half hour and enjoy each moment of it

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he was so nice, and the place was so bright. moucher of feathers of the apes always went by moucher, and the most popular for the day. so it was, the monkey. to moucher, his voice echoed in the room. no words seemed to escape his lips, as he talked about the jungle, what they ate, their stories. moucher smiled, he always smiled. his smile was beautiful. moucher told of the ape's legend. the monkey could climb the trees, reach the mountain streams and swim to the ocean. when someone climbed to moucher's tree. you would go around it, to climb, he said, reaching into his vest pocket to grab a pea. but the pea wouldn't budge, he laughed. the monkey would have to fight hard and hard with the pea. the monkey, he said, had to be strong, because the monkey would be alone forever.

yever put the tab back in after youve de-tabbed an item with one-a those watch batteries hah hah heck yes

nice dubs

moucher...

windsor please this thread would be a absolute blo-out if u were to appear & say a few words ? fren ??????.....~offren mic just off stage patient autients waiting~

fucking LO OOAO OA OOA O AO OO OO OO O OO O O O OO O OO O OOO O L fight hard with the PEAHAA *H H*H*A*HAH* H#^* HUW*%^zijh*H #*HH* *HAH* H**H*HH* AH*H*AH*AH* H*A H* AH* oh man fucking love the ever loving shit out of you homie

monkey lost in the concrete jungle sinkin in cement with no air to breath

mmmyeah....... yeah im jhew...... heh....... kinda nice..... little velvet cap bestowing extera speciall status unto me...... got little keep sakes past down thru jew :} silky scarf & velvet capp :} & other goodies :) somma yall aint even met a jew in yr life i bet ... yea i'm kinda somethin special... no biggie . . .

youtu.be/Oxfqx953nvw

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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burchase monky :)

monkey man just wanna let u know
your monkey meme is shit
introducing is a failed abortion that no one will ever care about inside of s4s
you got that?

intro
outro

outrodictory ape

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ive run it thru the offices and this rumbletumble quake-bass killatune is deemed worthy of a monki-medal

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munkey :) was a good meme
cantador good meme :)
vegetable man arguably not even a meme but he is cute :)
i also like Soda.png the monkey :) i like these memes

daaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaank

So many
Wonderful mankgoers
Only they know
Of what they
Poop

I'm sure every man in this Mankworld has experiencedthismoment with some men who've never been able to see themselves as Mankpeople

fucks this mean bitch fucking fducks this mean bitch

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fuck YOO OO O OO O OO O OOU

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*vinyl crackle*

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Dogs, really owls? Scientists say "No"

Scientists say "Woah buddy, cool it." to strange cloud formation

The place is beautiful, the air was pleasant.
And then I walked back to my seat, feeling just-
very wrong.

lollypops & fancypants

.......................WAIT WHY

monkeys not the same since lollypops & fancypants...

C*DE STICC! LOL OMG DOMEPIECED!

i still GOT it, baby!

yeeeeeep... guess u could say i... ~beercracc~ started a bit of a trend there, heh heh. was a lil messy in the beginnin but it worked out. kinda like uhh... settlin a country or somethin. i basically settled a country tbh...

you basically just stole and rewrote my post from the beginning of the thread FUCK YOU

PLAGIARISM!

the chichimon / pipimon paradigm

There he was, eating his
What he had left of himself;
He saw his own,
His own, his own, His own.
No more...
Poop

Wonderful
Wonderful man kw
Wonderful ladykew
Man
Wonderful kwa
All that's
A ditty that ain't
Wonderful mankgoers
Wonderful mankew
Wonderful gal kw
Wonderful womankew
Wonderful mankew
Wonderful gal kwa
Wonderful mankew
Wonderful gal kwa
Wonderful gal kwa
Wonderful mankew
Wonderful gal kwa
Wonderful gal kwa
Wonderful gal kwa
Wonderful gal kwa
Wonderful mankew
Wonderful gal kwa
Wonderful gal kwa
Wonderful gal kwa
Wonderful gal kwa
Wonderful kwa
Wonderful mankew

Wonderful mankgoers
Wonderful Mankgoers
Wonderful Mank-goers
Wonderful Manks-tards
Wonderful Manks-tards
Wonderful Manks-tards
Wonderful mank-tards
Wonderful mank-tards

introducing soda
android scouting
unsaid doctoring
discard goon unit
acid drug notions
snug idiot candor
scat dining odour

Wonderful manky mankgoers
So many
Wonderful mankgoers

o macaco cantodorosa with rice and beans, served with fresh cilantro.

lol this is still a thing?

ill just take the rice

yea. yea thats what i think when i see ya fawnin over a crossdressing aspie in the occasional batshit post-string for self-mutilating fuckups that manages to evade my extensive filter list. same shit different year. beat it

youtube.com/watch?v=bGENt7UbSyw
UT OOOOOOOOOH . . . . . OH NO'E DIDNT... OH YES'E DIIIID!

[fortune hidden="BLOGPOOOOOOOOOST
so... couple months ago... im drivin 2frens house... & there's this big pickup truck that's SPEEDIN & WEAVIN & tryina get PAST everyone in a haphazard way. but due to mild traffic, there comes an opportunity for me to get out in front of him, so i do. now he's RIDIN my *SS in that classic impatient driver way so i decide to tap the BRAKES for a split second, give em a lil hint to f*ck off, but of course he does not. and so soon afterwards i FLIP em off. but not in the GAY way where u STARE in their direction to make sure they see. more like the way one of PIC REL8ED FLINGS up all mechanical & detached-like. i do a solid FLING, whole arm FLING upwards over middle console as if mechanical, but i do not stop dancing to jams or changing the direction i am looking. gosh-tier birdflip

so we end up stopped at a train crossing & this guy pulls up next to me, rite? makes sense, we're on the same road. i had a feeling he wanted to give me a piece of his mind so without so much as LOOKING sideways, i FLIP the passenger visor down and towards the side window, so i cannot see his windows, and i ZOOM up an extra 5,10 feet so he is not right next to me. but then i see him do that little 10 foot ZOOM also LOL so at this point i can tell he's piii-hiih-hiissed... but he takes it further. he gets outta his DRIVER SEAT LOL! and comes up to my passenger window! dumb bloated BOOMER with white mustache, he say he go: "IM GNA FALLOW U" & im litterly--- kid u not bro i am litterly laffen. i am full head-cocked-back music blastin laffin at this stupid boomer that cannot handle the heat!”]
SOUP NUTS[/fortune]

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eww that weird faggot

yuckie

[fortune hidden="so i continue drivin to frens house a lil bit ANNOYED that this TARDED ASS BOOMER is now a concern... but whatevs. so i park on the street of my frens house and i thought the dude was gone. but then outta NOWHERE i see his tarded boomer ass lightly PUNCH my passenger window & mutter something like "I KNO WHERE U LIVE" etc. & i'm all "O THERE HE IIIIS!", major tude, but then he walks right off, like he just NEEDED to have that last word. even tho he was WRONG LOL! FRENS HOUSE NOT MINE! tard! ...yeh. anyway. still have his license plate #. keeping that nice & safe ….. mmm ….. ‘nyway . . . . “]SOUP NUTS 2: THE SOUPENING[/fortune]

I actually hide these just so I don't have to see sparkles pretentious "I'd never say this to someones face in real life because I'm a coward" bullshit garbage. For someone who pretends to be self-aware he sure is insufferable. NEXXT - HAHHAAAAAA IM SO SMART. Weird neurotic fuck.

sa-ha-haaaame ol sh*t, notha fuckin year. y'got nothin. actions speak louder'n words & you're way too busy crushin over a butt-pimple camwhore to stop by these parts aint that rite? ever thought of carvin letters? get a real schweet scar-tissue tattoo goin? worth a shot. drawer mi munhi. bleed for munhi, fuckup. pop that ativan, fuckup, i kno u will

yeah hes pretty retarded

>The website is mainly popular amongst young adults

whoops bad timing i just shared a story where i intimidated a man on the road & laughed in his face when he punched my window whoOoooOOps lo o OO o O O O Oo o O O O Ol

y'know sh*t aint goin yr way when you're trekkin down "say it to my face" trail
pls monkey scar tissue tattoo on upper arm god knows you're slicin & dicin regardless

i suspect i would say this to your face matter of fact
knowing i could easily outrun you
& you'd probably trip & fall tryina catch me
h'heh

'bdorrrrrrrp eSTUPIDOOOOOO'

~pointen to whiteboard
me famous, you poopie. any questions?

'course not

I do like mank and windsor tho.

sparkles is just a weird faggot who spews platitudes but doesn't seem to understand he's as insufferable as the people he's supposedly mocking

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwa
p-platitudes dude?
you know what that means dude?
you sure-sure you know what that means dude?
mm. very well then
self-awareness & insufferability arent mutually exclusive
i expect to be insufferable to the person that enters the conversation in the way you have chosen to enter it
startina make sense?
yeh
yeh course it does

"weird faggot" imagine being so mad at someone but all you can muster up is "weird faggot" & a lukewarm easybunk condemnation
yiker r r. R R. R R. R r r. R R. r z. z Z. Z z. Z

not even trying to be dismissive but I literally don't read your posts lol

I just laugh at you these days

you hear that? me, mank, am retroactively real
i am confirmed existent

brilliant stuff. yes yes enter the exchange but do not subject yourself to the angst that the other side of it would bring upon you. some groundbreaking techniques going on here... some real deep seated psychological stuff happening there no doubt... cant take the HEAT stay out tha KITSCHEN ~coinflippe~

I only post here to rile him up and hang with the other posters here
I've gotten him going pretty hard it's kinda funny and yeah just ignore his next post saying he was only pretending to be riled up

'minds me of when person A is really getting the better of person B, and while both may have valid points, person B becomes cringefactor ground zero, adopting the attitude of "you're just... you're like... just a faggot bro" & person A's got em against the ropes all like "YEA BUT X Y & ALSO Z THO LOOOOOL" & person B's still like "you're like..... seriously a faggot dude......"
doesn't tend to work out well for person b
psst: you're person b homeboy

youtube.com/watch?v=VhrAlsQ0RAE
'swhat i was bumpin when that TARDED ASS BOOMER yelled at me on the road
goin interstellar on a noggo

"yea....... yea 'swhat i do nowadays..... yea its kinda funny..... he is entertaining in the way he intends to be entertaining but i like pretendin that he's mad or w/e ... heh ... guess you could say im somewhat of a trole heh heh"

me famous, you poopie

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I am the stealth manklord of these threads

~enthusiastic POPP-LOCC chest-beatem @ mountaintoppe onlookers buttmadd that they cannot counter me with FACTS & LOGIC & instead crumble into neatly stacked piles of silt~

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the windsor sincerity chad vs the telegraphed sparkles virgin

H'HAAAAAAAAAA *one ups you in some convoluted I win internet arguments way* cigflicc NEXXXT I'm SO self-aware right now guys

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That guy, who's in the upper right in the screenshot, is the lead programmer for the entire team. At first glance it appears he's sitting there in front of the screen, working on a very simple project. The first thing that strikes you is he has his notebook and pen, but then you notice something wrong. What is so wrong? Let me explain. The second thing that strikes you is his pen. He has no notebook, and instead has one pencil (an actual pen)! What else is there in this picture? The pen is in the upper left corner. What about the pencil? In the bottom frame of that last frame we see what appears to be another "hump." It looks like a black penholder that's been plugged into an outlet to the outlet in the lower right corner. But, now what happens? No longer is the penholder actually there and he's just holding down a button on the pen. Now all of a sudden, his pen stands up as if it's holding up the panel

"heh heh 'sept i did not read the posts i just enjoy summing up the way i want to feel about matters without engaging"

double up the dose homeboy
scar tissue tattoo pls
monkey is easy to drawer even on a forearm ;]

"th-this is wats hapening rite?
~eyes titely shut easier to shout at nothing~
yea...... yea this is wats hapening heh heh"

you literally cut yourself and you literally take medicine to presumably not jump off a bridge
pretty cut & dry my dude no pun intended
~givin gang dap

scar tissue tattoo pls

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yea you BETTER read the posts after all . . . .
check out your partner in crime bro lol sweet best subplot thickener on the market get at me

Furious rage is building up inside of me.
I need to kill myself.

hey........ none-a that.......

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you say this like i don't know catfish is also tardfish i am completely norant to all the goings on this board i am the manklord do not question my choices

you're being obtuse

i am obtuse

thats ur last line bro uve been written outta the script audiences just werent captivated by your performance here today sry

mister monkey manK??????
remember DYNO COCK by SPAC HAND LUKE?
and GUNCHECK by ED RUSH?
more like that please thank u

you wanna talk smore fren? is this the love/hate catfish we all know & love/hate? 'tsalrite ... ~forehead pet~ 'll all be alrite . . . one day we'll shuffle off this mortal coil, etc. . .

I don't get the world anymore. It's moved past me. I am obselete.

The monkey had a knife and was readyto eat my cat," said Nefzoth, a 40-year-old man who works as an electrician.

"It was a very angry cat, but my cat has never attacked anybody before"

I MEMBER
youtube.com/watch?v=Fv_PFw59BRc

idk i just pop in and shit on you and apologize to mank same as always

who is mank btw

i write the scripts

Police sources said they believe the case was the result of 'an angry monkey' and a robbery gone wrong, but they are yet to confirm what led up to the attack. However, the suspect was reportedly carrying a large knife

thats me I'm mank , do not threaten mank or munk or monkey with death else there'll be trouble

i think scar tissue tattoo that reads "MANK" would be pretty badass
people'd see it they'd be like ..."m-MANK?"
& u could just be like YEP
cut to later they tryina fall asleep & just remember this word "MANK" written in scar tissue
kinda badass . . . idk... jus spitballin . . .

you're prime subplot thickener dudeseph keep comin back for more

LOLOLOLOLOL
yeah........ yeah alright . . .. . lol... think uve posted this one before

this works during the lulls but catfish is dining on his own rear end at the moment please save them for a slower evening thank u

The monkey had a knife and was readyto stab to death a woman in the head – an act the state had deemed appropriate

>think uve posted this one before
probably, i can't remember SHIT from these threads
i almost certainly repeat myself constantly

Police said the monkey, which was in the area of the road, is now under quarantine, but Ms. Baskerville added she still thinks that the incident might be a caseof mistaken identity

"I believe it was a local dog. He may have been on his own "

FUCK wanna punch a wall rn tbh fam nsmh hth brb

The monkey had a knife and was ready," she said. "He picked up the knife and just swung it up at me. It went right through me and knocked me down."

The woman and her two children ran across a field and were followed by a dog. Police arrived and arrested the mank.

ymmv afaik

naaaaah faaaaaaaake, incompetent brown people standing in the way of my timely [redacted but rest assured it was a worthy cause], now thats a reason to punch an unbreakable object (NOT a wall, something unbreakable, totally fair game)

>select bicycles

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punch something that can fight back, like a grizzly bear

When they arrived at Gorman's block, they found a man and his dog, lying on the ground, with two other creatures nearby, according to the report. One of the creatures was about two feet long, the report says, brown, hairy, and not looking at anything.

windsor punched wall cause-a ME ME ME no1 else (like 99% chance it actually was cause of me, it was a period of time in which he was being very forthcoming about everything, and has since admitted how much i pissed him off by calling him br*wn, he has since forgiven me, and apologized for his role in the shitshow we used to put on... big man, that windsor...)

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Gorman's Mustard

youtube.com/watch?v=87nkJquHnAU

I came downstairs in the morning and saw the monkey on his knees in front of her. He said, "What did I do?" She said, "I can't eat because I feel so bad." And the monkey said, "I'm going to cut myself." All of a sudden the monkey became very angry and started attacking the baby, screaming, "Why can't you eat? Why can't you eat when you've been hungry in the past?" I was a little shocked. We were on vacation for about a week, and I asked the family if they wanted to help. I went on the telephone and said I couldn't see her anymore because a baby had been killed. She had told people that she would never come out of her house again.

dum. this is my friend's argument for not saying nigger ever. he purports to be fine with it, but i recently exercised that freedom, and he launched into the same spiel he always gives "jus, yknow, like i said, yea fine say it, but ... go to the hood and then say it, you know what i mean?" ... such a fucking low-iq take, fucking moron

*punches a cactus*

*punches your friend*
next time he opens his mouth shove a handful of quarters into it and scream

Mank, as of this writing, has not been charged with a crime.

However, many have speculated that the incident was sparked by a comment posted to the Internet, or by the police getting involved.

Police always be instigating shit

etc
yeh. comes across very.... adapty-pasty. idk. will re-read later

monkey mank :] hi
hi dude
sup dude
post ur utube LIKED VIDEO playlist
here's KAT's
youtube.com/playlist?list=LLwUnQOllVZain4EcNV-UY0w
it topped out at 5k forever ago
its like n*gga make a new playlist
82iq havin ass

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Mank crushed a broken window with a claw, grabbing a stack of books and reading them through until the window cracked. He then used what might've been his powers to break the window into multiple pieces and set everything on fire.

it's literally just these two songs
youtube.com/watch?v=zMm_IH6YIoM
youtube.com/watch?v=ZtTiy5XUxNc

AHHA HAH H AHHA H AH*H*A H*A H**HA H*H*A H*A H*H*A *HA H*H AHHA H*A *H*A H** HAH*A *H*HA *HA *H*HA H*A*H H*A H**HA *HA *H*HA H*A H*HA HHA HHA HA H AHHA
thanks bro

here's another classique
youtube.com/watch?v=Y5MMmiBzUvY

Sparkles, Mr. Monkey Man, and Mank all decided, like Mr. Monkey Man before them, to give each other a little bit of love. So here we are with the latest addition to Mr. Monkey Man's extended cast of love interests, one man who, while not nearly as sexy as the former ladies-and-gentlemen, has more than enough of a pulse.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

kewl :]

spotify playlist pls
pls post pls

proof that Jim Carrey is severely racist
youtube.com/watch?v=sOaJNuS0gKQ
don't be upset
youtube.com/watch?v=b8HrJ48zm08
believe it or not
youtube.com/watch?v=ria37d9mInY
got an hour to kill?
youtube.com/watch?v=2Wh0OsVtdeE
dare you to watch this one
youtube.com/watch?v=0RJ9Yen3uck
monkeys for monkey
youtube.com/watch?v=KGe_UGrrj40
do you have more time to kill?
youtube.com/watch?v=yhdPYQgukr8

i ain't got one

I'll be leaving the thread now.
__________________

Pleasant to have no friends.

ah. very well then
>dare you to watch this one
AHHAH AHAH *HA *HAH *H*A H* AH*A*H H*A *H AH*H*A H*A H*AH* H*A H*A *HAH* *HA *HA
>monkeys for monkey
ay facking LAV THAAAAM LOO O OO O OL OMG
>got an hour to kill?
FAAAAAAAAKE LIEING FAKER ALALALA
>do you have more time to kill?
thats a uhh.. thats definitely a NUMBER of hours, right there . . .
>dont b upset/believe it or not
insta-classics only boomers remember . . . .

youtube.com/watch?v=PiOfOnTFA_M

oo oo aa aa amirite

CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHER

~parp~

When the winds of change aren't strong enough: fart

excellent mumbers thankS u !!!!!!!!

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i am manky

got THAT rite...

FART HARDER

reminder

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i never said otherwise

Ack

SAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

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fucken NIGGERS aha ~glassclincc!

Freedom of speech is a protected right in this country

'vermind him.....
'stanotha lo-iq spiteposter . . . typical

thread's pretty boring rght about now

yeh. yeeeeeeep. all the subplot thickener in the world cannot revive a dying mKanKeranK . . .

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that's because i'm fucking gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay and retarded

the manklord will return soon and set things right

ey mister monkey man ???? you ever sploof it up ? think you said you have sploofed it up... y'ever blow directly into a laudnery softener sheet tho? like lip-to-sheet? & it gets like MAD BROWN IMMEDIATELY AFTER ONE EXHALE
fuckin....... yikes
how u doin with the p*t thing u still off the p*t? woord. . . .

here's another reply

INTRODUCING....

Soda!

[this is not a reply i just wanna keep this up]

monchy splooge onna banana peele

sploofin it up with mr. monkey man...

Oh wait a second... that was just me trying to pretend to be cool...

...Wait there's more... i was playing it like the old me, and when we switched to the new me...

monkey's name being "soda" is worst headcanon

i had...... lol so i had let a [redacted] borrow this mattress when he slept over cause i had this extra mattress layin around..... & .... after a few times of this, i realize he was sm*king in that room.. and he was using the mattress as a sploof.... so litterly took the sheet off & theres these oblong spots of brown where he had blown into the fuckin mah-hah-hattress oh-hoh-ho man it dont get scuzzier than that. . . .

when the spitepost game weak ..........

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i fucking know right thank you I KNOW RIGHT?????? AHAH HAH HAH AHHA HA HHA HA HA HAH HA HA HH AHA H
hi iq commentary !!! right here yawl!

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*raised eyebrow*
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what makes you think that was a spitost

it was a spitroast

ur little fantasy world of what i am thinking and feeling and attempting to wrap ur puiny mind around enormity of june1 paradigm 3.3 update final compile !!!!!!

yes i know all about how blowing pot smoke into things makes them brown stained i mean i may have accidentally done that into a towel or something once
it's like dre said y'all are gonna keep fuckin around with me and turn me back to the old me
What do you want him call, Percy? Shitbucket Neck? Go ahead, take a poll.
lol
only smoked when i saw ufo dude and then the other day randomly, the guy i'm staying with, his step sister came by and she had a vape pen and i hit it a few times and got real high and then my friend put on this VICE special about Liberia and that was nightmarish

dammit 3.4 is already out

monkey needs to have a genderneutral name, so no one feels left out

its always a spitroast
not sure where you got this impression of me or my intentions but i assure you i am not the villian I've been made out to be

>Soda is gender specific
which gender is that specific to

your mom

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
*self-immolates self*

wrejr

if i was not overencumbered right now this munk wud be chub

anyways....
youtube.com/watch?v=iC3kpo9e6i4

why don't you have the perk where you can run and fast travel while overencumbered huh pleb huh

tyes yes it continues charactrize oas "SPIT ROAST" when it is more akin to a crafty gibbon (u) inserting coins into a vending machine for a soda-pop (refreshing taste of my wonderful enjoyable posts popping off capsules of feel good chemicals in ur membrane) or like playing game with toddler where you press an imaginary button on my kneecap and i make a funny noise, i am the heart and the soul & the breath & the life and you are monkey with a quarter & knowing how to use it enjoyyyyyy :} fag

r u high

TRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'sn*gga sed PERCY fuckin LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O OO O. OO O O OL

but i knew about it first bro
bro this, windsor didnt even care this was mine
this was all me dude i found this

I wanna blow my nuts out

nice triple

bet u didn't find this before
youtube.com/watch?v=v_i8OpOdiyM

...................................WAIT WHY

its ok i wont incriminate you

fuckin...... CADE STICKY on the board rnnnnnn fuckin loooooooool
full ciircle b*tch :]
only took 5yrs & 2mo
~flicca tha wrist
oh..... & in case yawl mist it?
CADE ONNA SHERN N*GGAAAA
FUCKIN LO O OO O OO O O OO L

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cate was robbed i am furious

it's funny because they're spelling it wrong

happy birthday cate

nah...... nah but im lookin for a good new BOP
i do not want to sway gently to this sort of thing
i want to BOP havent found a BOP in a MINUTE
BOP like drastic-us.bandcamp.com/track/paralyze-me-ft-ehiorobo. BOP WOW FUCK YES ykno

it does hinge on that hackneyed memetic premise? no dout? but.......
still
all me
boom same all me

youtube.com/watch?v=CdL8dizd98M

i invented the englidh lNguage

hm... fewer than i expected... heh... ~sweadtrippe

the windsor / dedicated post-hoc windsor acolyte paradigm

good double, we ain't have that for a while

NO, ME, ALL ME NOBODY SPOKE ENGLISH B4 MOI

i invented SPEECH !

I INVENTED REALITY ALL CONCEPTS ALL MATTER IN THE UNIVERSE ME ALL ME

spitepost that fails to detract from CRUX
always got ma CRUX in tact :] shitbag

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u liar, i invented it first and it is called "speche

liar, i invented it first and it's spelled "speché"

stop calling my thread enhancing posts spiteposts

ignorance is bliss

crux dodgin spite post crap. see mid-thread for high-octane mankposting (me me me no1 else)

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i invented inventions :o

i invented it all

i invented inventions :)

i don't want religion in MY mank threads

....yea , TO THEM. TO THEM not not not me :] address anything and n*ggas kno, i will dismantle them :}m dismanelte bitch FCUKY OO. O O U

you're ignorant

these are my threads

what th efucking actual fuck does this fucking mean fuckhead

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calm down nathaniel

i invented this thread, no joke

i invented INTENTIONS

i invented intentions ~cigflicc~

nope :] you dont know what its like being a MAIN CHARACTER n*gga. stand bacc b*tch. gotcha blendin in w/ the bokeh. yall blurry-faced in the bokeh b*tch i am actually not wrong about anything and u can only toss pebbles like butt madd palestinian :}

waste of dubs

i

>I am actually not wrong about anything
yikes and cringe

invented

I am right about everything.
Sneed is best meme.

like--------- AHA------ im not actually... WRONG about anything. you can only sneer at how you choose to perceive my tone and my imposition on the thread. that's on you that's your business. that is your primary gripe. chest beatem at mountaintoppe pedestrians @ ground level aint the biggest fans. welp. ;} 'ts the spicesack of life dont like it leave mi munhi :]

Fore!

boring spitepost tactics im takin strides you are boken in the baccround. . . like woder thru which i wade. u are the medium ur boilerplate replies are the perfect template. yr welcome
~givin crew daps again fuckin crushin it

dabs

dabs

dabs

Sometimes I wanna get on s4s and just let loose
But can't, but it's cool for sparltlets to hump a dead mank

dabs

it sounds deep i wish i understood

wanna show my dick to everyone on s4s

my bum is on your lips
my bum is on your lips

dabs

lol!!!!!!!
heehee :D

this is the m'kankeranque-poster's dream/nightmare

don't care

~talk gesture with hand & eyeroll as if to say "keeeeep yappin big guy"

by posting you make it known that you in fact do care
check & mate

monkey man pls st-OH WOW IT'S MIDNIGHT
monkey man pls story i provided quite an in-depth one earlier (its okay if you didnt read it im just sayin.g....)

fuck off, monkey shitter
i'm gonna rid these threads off the board, you're ruining everything for everyone else

let them be dreams
dreams will be remebered

jevin

what the fuck did that mean though fucking tell me

yappety yap
don't smoke crack
didn't read it, but yeah i'll think about it
this guy, i like this guy he's got that joie de vivre that we all crave
i've been remembering my dreams lately and they are not cool man

jevin jevin jevin jevin jevin jevin jevin jevin jevin jevin jevin jevin

u fucken funny fren :]
pls vocaroo pls
pls pic of cat u pet
ANYTHING dude
ANYTHING
monkey man my absolute FAVORITE look at this TONE he strikes i fUCKthu8h4yn i wish i was hAAAAAAm frAOAUOAOOUAOUGhe fack YAOAOOAUGHE

i'm taking a stand with this guy
these threads can lick my dick

vocaroo.com/i/s1Ea45mGZwBu

AJAH H*A(HH* A*HA*H* AH**AH *HA H*A H**HA H*HA* *HA *H*HA *H*AH *HA *HHAHA HHA HA HHA H AH A
see what happens? when y'do spitepostin rite? mmm....

In a world, where negro cock reigns supreme, one white man will take them all in the ass.

be wary of that vocaroo i did not post it

shut the fuck up stop pretending to be me you colossal retard

this
stop imitating me, fellow user

In a world where imitators are the imitated, one man takes all of the giant black cocks into his ass.

THIS SUMMER

..........................WAIT WHAT

*give it a little kiss*

okay asshole, you don't wanna be respectful to my presence and acknowledge which one is really me, i'm done with you

taking bets on how fast a new thread gets posted once this one reaches bump limAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAt

ok i bet $100 on it

winner winner chicken dinner

ha
give me $100 now

I WANT TO HEAR THE CANNON

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such a fucking high iq take from fuentes tonight. sharp fucking dude

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who?

NICK "THE KNIFE" FUENTES
fuckin baaa-haa-haaaaaaased

What's Daisy Fuentes up to?

accelerating the timely demise of this shit garbage fuck thread from hell

accelerating the timely demise of this shit garbage fuck thread from hell

accelerating the timely demise of this shit garbage fuck thread from hell

acceIerating the timely demise of this shit garbage fuck thread from hell

can i take a guess as to what mr dreams man meant

acceIerating the timely demise of this shit garbage fuck thread from hell

Imagine if you will, a thread whose soul is trapped in hell. A thread made of garbage shitposts and a stupid picture of a shitty monkey made by a faggot.

I don't believe you

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the croak/choke paragon is achieved, currently experiencing maximum ejaculate

ain't nobody care what you believin'

See, now that's where you're wrong

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I WANT TO BREAK FREEE

no we went over this i am actually not wrong about anything

lO oO O OO Oo O OO Oo O Oo o OAO A HHA OA HOAO HA HA HHA HH AHO AO AO AAO O OO AO AO. O OO O OO l

yeah

not wrong meaning in this instance there is no thing I am wrong about it is interly subjective but also I win :] hold down tha fort mothafuckaaaa :))

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yeah, no, i get it, i'm in your corner, i'm like the head coach or the main trainer or the boxing manager, whatever that shit is, nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga

hoo hooO HOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA AASAAAAA *laughin devolves into frothin at the mouth*

Every so often I have this realization that the majority of my actions can be attributed to a "bad" person, and I start to become alarmed about what I'm doing with my time on Earth. It usually causes me to go through a phase where I attempt to be "good," however that phase always ends with the realization that deep down I am genuinely a shit person, and I'd be better off just accepting it and being that shit person. I suppose the original dilemma occurs whenever I forget or stop accepting that fact. What a stupid idiot thing this is.

goodbye monky

RLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
accept jesus mayby ?????????? :]

People keep saying this to me, but I don't think it's a valid solution.

the altruistic solution would be to kill yourself

do not hijack my correspondence

i didn't your convo was over.

i dont want minisirt moneyman to be thinking im saying such things

i considered it but i don't actually hate being alive. the best solution would be to live in seclusion like a wild ape, completely removed from society

I'm an Apeman, I'm an Ape Apeman
No, I'm an Apeman
Well, I'm a King Kong man, I'm a Voo-Doo man
No, I'm an Apeman