Battlebots Episode 14 fight card/ Gamethread. WIN AND YOUR IN!

They lost there fight against end game because they lost there wedgelet
youtube.com/watch?v=UaeOzSkIcTE

I know that, that was the shocking twist. Bronco is not in the top 16.

CAN I GET AN AUSSIE CHANT FOR THIS YEARS 2019 CHAMPION?!

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Team Cobalt is using a different spinner for the Minotaur fight.
They call it "Geoff."

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Could work

Lets play a game. We pick a Wrestler and their battlebot counterpart. Zack Ryder

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Is BETA the only hammerbot to make it into the top 16 so far?
youtube.com/watch?v=1nCsiCOB0s0

Yep, made it to the semifinals. Almost beat Tombstone to.
youtube.com/watch?v=es0S7qCmXQc

wasn't it the quarters? I seem to recall Tombstone beating Yeti afterwards, then Bombshell.

You are right. The video said semifinals, but there website says quarterfinals, my mistake.

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I lost my Satellite TV, last weekend. Is there a livestream for this?

I dont have one, sorry

>tfw going to miss the episode because work scheduled me until 6

When does discovery play the rerun? I'll be back at 7ish pst, the rerun would be at 8 right?

Could anyone record the episode and give me a MEGA, then?

I'll take a mega too if someone is offering

Wednesday, I believe.

You can watch them on discovery's website like a week after, or you can watch it on Science Channel on Wednesdays at 8pm.

I'm pretty sure you could watch it legally using Discovery GO or the Discovery website.

almost time bros, getting some snacks ready and going for some dr pepper

there's usually one uploaded on youtube every week.

>sign in with your TV provider

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They rerun the episodes on Discovery channel a week after at 6pm

See

Final Predictions battlebros?

Discovery channel's Youtube channel, or their main site?

The TV chaannel, you can also watch it on their website without sighing in a week or so after the episode

IM STILL SAD ABOUT BRONCO

See

How long will you not have it?

I don't know.

>baseball game rained out
I guess I can watch this Alternative Sport instead

Has Minotaur figured out how to not suck?

there’s will be severe arena damage

Yes actually
I dont know how to help you, sorry

Yeti gonna get Ducked

I going Quantum, you?

>can opener
Yeah, that pretty appropriate.

BASED

Ah shit, it's time, /battlebros/. Going Valkyrie

Fuck that BAD TITANIUM shitter

Valkyrie should've went with the disk

Quantum is now one punch man

Here we go guys.
It's do or die all night long.

Railgunfu > Valkyriefu

FUCK WOMEME so go Quantum

FUCK YOU. BRONCO IS BASED. BAD TITANIUM DOESN'T MAKE A BAD BOT

They lost the tooth! No!

THEY CAN STILL HOLD ON

VALKYRIE BTFO

>loses tooth
>still wins

>yet another match where both weapons are disabled in 10 seconds
zzz

No selling fuck

nice tooth bro

I saw this one webm of a quadcopter bot getting literally swatted out of the air and beaten to shit with what looked like a cheap broom or dollar store plastic rake. For the life of me I can't figure out why they thought that would be an effective design.

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Valkyriefu's cute enough, she just seems like a complete sjw tho.

That stinks for Valkyrie.
I'm hope they come back next season.

MEN WIN AGAIN

Do you have the clip?

I hope so too. Kinda feel bad for them

>Quantum taunt

Cry me a river, BAD TITANIUMfag

youtube.com/watch?v=UNk5-3fGNqI

FUCK YOU!

That was probably Hypershock.

Is it the hair?
Seems more like they’re just too into anime to me

Didn't Bronco's flipper snap at the weld point though?

Fuck you, you probably like Tantrum too

Yeah that's the one. That's just fucking embarrassing lol

That and the fact that she's Brittish

Drones were popular at the time, they thought it would work. You cant do much with a drone bot though

No that was Overhaul. They had an anime personification of there bot

Nah, i just really like bronco

And they blamed it on the metal like true cope masters

>letting your daughter dance like a slut
such modern parenting

There's always next year, or you can make the switch to the superior Hydra

who did that?

I have hope and are excited for how they will change bronco and their design philosophy. I want to see what happens

Goddamn, Shaq. At least plug a successful Pizza joint, you stupid nigger.

Yettay's got this

TIME FOR DUCK TO GET SCREWED AGAIN

They gave him millions of dollars to plug their pizza so people forget their owner used racial slurs. He doesn't care if they are successful just that the check clears.

Who quack quack quack here?

this. no real weapon

Hal looks like the texbook definition of autism

Who /quack/ here

A LIFTER IS A GODDAMN WEAPON

No one

BASED DUCK LET'S GO

>Better ingredients, better pizza, I’m Shaq
They should at least change the first part so people don’t automatically think of Papa John

The fuck are you doing, YETY?

>duck on the attack instead of just being some unbreakable brick
based

Something is wrong with duck

Duck is panic flailing

Every Fucking Time

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[AGGRESSIVE QUACKING]

Maybe get a real weapon, you autist

They begged shaq to be the face of their company after Papa John said nigger and he's getting top guy money and a position on a corporate board.

Shaq is based for working those corporate marks.

A LIFTER IS A WEAPON. BIOHAZARD HAD IT, DISSECTOR HAD IT, ITS A FUCKING WEAPON

PLUCKED

That little thing is harldy a lifter/flipper

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Duck is Zack Ryder
>Got over
>The producers hate him
I cant go through this again

Im going LockJaw

#metoo

Just like Zack Ryder, only retards like duck

SUMMER TIME LOVER

What bot are you a Mark for?
Im a Hypershock mark

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I'm partial to Sawblaze

GET UP GET UP GET UP

GET KEKED GET KEKED GET KEKED

Sawblaze is Bestblaze

That Skorpios loli looks so disinterested

Ko incoming

Lock Jaw's a good driver, that dodge at the beginning was sick

sawbots a shit
hammerbots a shit
flamethrowerbots a shit

THIS IS RAPE

Donald Hutson is one of the best in the business

(You) a shit

>sawbots a shit
Sawblaze, SOB, Skorpios is good, bad matchup
>hammerbots a shit
Beta
>flamethrowerbots a shit
Complete control and Free shipping

Skorpios guy looks older than Lockjaw guy

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POST ALL OF THEM

This is a guy that's ready to take the giant nut

PLEASE WIN HYPERSHCOK. IM BEGGING YOU!

Based pizza insurance is still a thing

BRING
BACK
NETS

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NOT GONNA HAPPEN

Donald kind of looks like Adam Phoenix

I love this fucking sport

Oh shit, the rake is back

THEY ARE BRINGING BACK THE FUCKING RAKE? WHAT THE FUCK!

based mom and dad

Were they in a Home Depot? Strange they didn’t plaster the logo everywhere

LEAFS BTFO

>they actually brought back the rakes

Probably weren't allowed to show it

I WANT HYPERSHCOK TO WIN, BUT HUGE IS PRETTY COOL TOO. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO!

We jousting now

Going Hypershock, but don't mind a HUGE win

HYPERSHCOK

WHY CANT MY FAN FAVORITES EVER WIN?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. WHY HYPERSHOCK. WHEN WILL YOU MOVE ON

the rake lost them the match

Really starting to like Huge

You didnt already?

raked

#rakegate

BASED YUUUGEEEE

>I RAKED MYSELF

>The rake betrayed us

ARE THEY BOOING OR SAYING HUUUUUGE

I want to see hypershock vs Lockjaw

That's what I was thinking

Both. Huge is over, hypershock is also over. so they are sad when the other bot loses

Anyone screencaped the standings?

>They’re finally airing a rumble
Oh shit

I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THERE ARE MORE PEOPLE IN THAT AUDIENCE THAN AT IN IMPACT

the what?

The bots currently in the top 16, they showed them, but I was too busy posting to really see it.

ohh, not me

HOLY SHIT! DID YOU SEE THOSE SIGHNS? UPPERCUT IS

Going with RGM

SO FUCKING OVER

I want that egg beater down my throat

Shit guys. Thread's over. Faruq said so.

it was fun while it lasted

boi they hit that dab

Pretty sure that's the first time I've seen a group of people do the wave by dabbing.

UPPERCUT WINS AGAIN!! HES SO FUCKING OVER BOYS

kek bye bye bloodsport

I was expecting Uppercunt to be the first eliminated

>uppercuts fucking teeth

their driver was the only one that wasn't retarded

RGM and Bloodsport managed to simultaneously KO each other.
I really hope to see both of them back next year.

Blacksmtih should have this. They are going to outlast them

Especially RGM chink qt

Hammerbots blow

Beta?

That sawblaze match was bullshit

I like Blacksmith, but that fat fuck looks so insufferable

>Only the Q in Faruq is emphasized
What did that guy’s sign mean by this

Have you guys ever masturbated to a bot?

I actually dont know

That overbite one with the anime girl drawing

No... have you? to which one?

blacksmith a double shit

A double shit that's about to win

>can’t even swing the hammer
Absolutely impotent

Blacksmith might have this

>not just waiting for timeout
Brave, or stupid?

Niggersmith's got this

yes?

why the fuck did they bother with the lower spinner that could be abused by the wedge

HE FUCKING DID IT. HOLY SHIT!! YES!!

God, I hope this stops Blacksmith's bitching

WHAT THE FUCK

>unanimous decision
no fucking way

How do you go from beating Tombstone to losing every other fight and not even making it to the top 16?

maybe next week the hammer will work!

Luck

BASED HAMMER

Control and aggression both went to Blacksmith

Not there fault

They have good armor

IT? More like shIT!

APOLOGIZE NOW

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>don’t take an automatic KO win
>keep fighting and win unanimously with no weapon
Is there anything more alpha?

Nah fuck you, whiny shitter

My statement of “hammerbots blow” still stands because it turned into a pushbot to win

This is just a squash match. SOW has this

Beta

Coppercab's about to get BTFO'd

Faruqi sold that like death

>69 seconds
nice

Yeah, Beta's better than Blackshit

Blendo, mmm now that was a real bot

Wouldnt wanna mess with him

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fun fact, the guy behind copperhead made poison arrow, a bot that beat sow before

That was meant for

>loses all of his fights in battlebots
KWAB

>when your bot oversleeps

whelp, i guess he lost this time

Would it be a good strategy to pretend your bot is broken?

BASED HIJO DEL YUWACHI

No, you give your opponent an opening

Not if the ref starts counting and you're forced to blow your cover

FINAL PREDICTIONS BOYS. MAKE THEM NOW

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If your opponent is dumb enough to “victory dance” right next to you, maybe

I got Minotaur

siempre MINOTAUR

COBALT

Not a prediction, but the people who attended the taping said this was a heck of a match.

Based. Can I also say how cool it is that people dont spoil the outcomes? Thats amazing

The fact that the Giant Nut isn't threaded makes me sad.

Maybe it's a stripped nut

Yeah, the robot fighting community is a great one.

One of the best i've been apart of

what?

>in China
Pretty sure he meant to say Japan. Cobalt hasn't competed in China yet as far as I'm aware.

I like how intense Minotaur's driver gets

Nope, they meant china. They one King of bots there. Battlebots is the only place where they have no one a title

Arr rook de same

>kisses bot for luck
based?

LET'S GO COBALT

BASED

ARENA DAMAGE RIGHT OFF THE BAT

HOLY FUCKING BASED! MATCH OF THE FUCKING SEASON

Calling it for Minotaur

Going Minotaur

MINOTAUR BABY

I fucking love the driver of Minotaur

ALL OF THE FLIPS

>Minotaur mask guy is cute
Oh no

I know. Dude's intense.

COBALT BETTER BE BACK NEXT SEASON OR SO HELP ME

Thanks for coming out for the thread. We will be back next week. See you soon

Good thread, see you next week, /battlebros/

[heavy breathing]

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>Cobalt out, Blacksmith in
y