>be me
>my mum starts telling me how she’s been watching a show with wrestlers in it called Total Bellas
>says John Cena is a bit of a weirdo
>asks me who Bryan is supposed to be
>I tell her he’s a wrestler
>she makes an awkward life
>‘oh wow he doesn’t look like much of a wrestler. He’s really small and looks like some homeless person they brought in from the street’
Daniel Bryan absolutely BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
I just buried my dick in your mums arse lmao
How does it feel that your mom is a mark and got worked?
post pics of mom I don't have one
All old people say this if they catch a glimpse of WWE(my father called Kofi Kingston competing with Orton a joke). It doesn't matter because they aren't going to be watching any way
>she makes an awkward life
yea the awkward tub of shit she pushed out her piss flaps 15 years ago you stank ass virgin
My sister would actually call Daniel Bryan ‘Braniel Dyanson’ and laugh at his weird body proportions, particularly his legs when I would watch RAW back in 2011-12
SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH
I've heard so many people bury daniel Bryan irl unironically it's honestly sad how judgemental people are.
Guys like Kofi and Daniel Bryan are immediate turnoffs to people who are not fans or don't know wrestling.
That's why this particular business gets no new fans.
Based mom
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
Wrestling only loses older fans, with no new fans to offset it.
Thus you get Becko and Seth bringing in the Age of Tarps.
BASED FUCKING MOM
MANLET BRYAN LOVERS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING SEETHING
Go to bed, Wolfcuc
Nah, Daniel Bryan is unironically in my top 5 favourite wrestlers ever but when she told me this I was just sorta embarrassed. What the fuck are you supposed to say?
>well you see he’s got really good workrate
Seriously Bryan absolutely BTFO
>mum
Sup Muhammad.
should have told your mom he's also a tree hugging vegan pussy
Kofi yes, Bryan no.
Numbers don't agree with you sadly
>Daniel Bryan is based!
Fuck numbers, wrestling is dead because of a lot of things. Also Bryan is in a shitty storyline holding no belts. Doesn't even have a match at the next PPV. Bryan is based.
Imagine existing in 2019 and having pictures floating around with you holding up a giant sign that says "FAG" at a wrestling event. I can only assume these people are dead by now.
Stay contrarian just for the sake of being contrarian faggot. You can't find a single reason to shit on him besides his height, and he's not even that short compared to the other numanlets.
SEETHING 5'5'' MANLET DETECTED
Shes probably not an authority on talent OP
I mean she did create you
>Fuck numbers
Yes, the current generation of talent really fucked the numbers.
Looks like another wolf cuck thread where he autisticly talks to himself all thread to try to sort out his own insecurity issues
You mongoloid, wrestling has been dropping down in ratings since late 00s and that was when Cena was on top. Did the ratings go up when Roman or Lesnar were champion? No, why? Because wrestling became a niche and nobody watches anymore because WWE is shit.
ya boutta seethe?
Based Mom
Are you telling me that wolfcuck is still living on his mom basement?
Only a faggot would be ashamed
Your mom sucked off that weird teacher of yours
based mum burying this vegan shitter
Shoot she just has same reaction as any non wrestling fan would. Bryan is a joke
*taken straight from wolfcuck's twitter
based wolfchad indirectly admitting he still lives with his mum
Wrecked. Kek.
As god is my witness, he broke is ass in half!
oh no no no no
your mom is based
Same thing happened to me and my parents but with Rusev. despite the entire show being about wrestling they asked me who he was
post pic of your mum’s feet
You're a sizefag, aren't you
hi little guy, how's the smell down there?
>THIS IS AWESOME
CLAP CLAP CLAP
>THIS IS AWESOME
CLAP CLAP CLAP
>THIS IS AWESOME
BAH GAWD
based. OP is a stupid bitch who should DIE
>not wanting to be gaped by alpha chads
I'ma go ahead and let you seethe but daniel shitterson literally looks homeless with his terrible hair and unkept beard, no to mention he's a no tone, fishy white, buggywhip arm, jelly body who's most over move is putting his finger in the air and saying yes.
Based Bryan making sizecucks boil
5 years and still seething
Remember when Bryan manhandled a robber and put him in the Yes-lock just for laughs, because he was frustrated they banned him from wrestling?
He is like the real tough guy.
holy FUCK
Samefag
Say what you will about cheesy 80s gimmick wrestlers filled with testosterone but at least they were recognizable
but chris benoit is my favourite rassler
FUCKING OWNED
Bryan is better
ding-dong diddly
say you miss him being an eco terrorist that would call people fat.
cause honestly that was pretty based.
My sister watches total divas and loves Naomi.
This thread has really triggered Manlets kek
>My mum just BURIED Daniel Bryan
I just BURIED your mum under layer upon layer of arcing ropes of jism