*ring-ring* *ring-ring* *ring-ring*

*ring-ring* *ring-ring* *ring-ring*
"Voicemail agai- Oh, hey Dwayne, it's Paul. I just read that Hobbs and Shaw really tore up the box office. I was really glad to see that, considering I was one of the people to predict it would be a hit. Anyway, I don't know if you heard, but Smackdown will air on FOX soon. Listen, I know you're busy, but, ya see, I think it would amazing if you could appear on the debut, what with it being The Rock's show after all, haha. Please give me your answer ASAP. Once again, this is Paul Levesque, the guy who always knew you be a star. Get back to me soon!

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Triple H could easily outshine The Rock in Hollywood if he wanted to

DEAR ROCK. YOU STILL AINT CALLED OR WROTE, I HOPE YOU HAVE A CHANCE
I AINT MAD, I JUST THINK ITS FUCKED UP YOU DONT ANSWER THE GUY WHO GOT YOU OVER
IF YOU DIDNT WANNA TALK TO ME OUTSIDE YOUR PREMIERE
YOU DIDNT HAVE TO, BUT YOU COULDA GAVE THE RUB TO SEFF
THATS MY LITTLE PROTÉGÉ MAN, HES ONLY DRAWING BINGO HALLS

Hi Hunter.

my reigns don't draw and I'm wondering why
the ratings don't go up at all
the big gold is in my office
and and I am not over at all
and even if I could be the champ again
there's your picture on the wall
that reminds me chaperone did so bad, did so bad

kek

Based and Didopilled

>DEAR PAUL I WASN'T GONNA WRITE YOU SOONER
>NOT THAT I'VE BEEN BUSY
>HEARD STEPH IS PREGNANT NOW
>SHE DIDN'T KEK YOU AGAIN, DID SHE?
>LOOK.. I'M REALLY FLATTERED YOU INVITED ME TO SMACK
>AND HERE'S AN AUTOGRAPH FOR YOUR DAUGHTERS, HEARD THEIR EYEBROWS MATCH THE ROCKS ;)
>DAMN...

NOOOOOOOOOOOO I JOBBED THE THE FILTER

LOL