MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE
I'VE JUST RECEIVED AN EMAIL FROM THE ANONYMOUS Yea Forums GENERAL MANAGER
AND I QUOTE:
MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE
Jaxson Butler
Kayden Ross
“ya boil?”
Nathaniel Torres
huh what you mean?
Tyler Gomez
>watch Impact Wrestling on AXS TV
James Jones
"Deadie Cuckerrero was forcibly pozzed in the summer of 89."
Julian Russell
it’s a work you marks
Kayden Fisher
Kevin Nash was raped on a hot summer night of ‘92
Caleb Roberts
KWAB
Isaiah Harris
"FROM NOW ON ENDLESSLY REPEATING TIRED MEMES LIKE 'BOILIN, WORKED, KWAB, DEADIE SPAM, HUH WHAT U MEAN, HMMMMMMM' WILL RESULT IN AN INSTANT PERMANENT BAN.
KEVIN NASH RAPE SPAM IS STILL ALLOWED THOUGH.
THANK YOU."
Luke Flores
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Jayden Thompson
>not the Yea Forums general janitor
Liam Ortiz
I LIKE BIG JEWISH PENIS
Jackson Reed
>faggot
Adrian Mitchell
>Alexa, Bayley...this is now a Bra and Panties on a ladder match!
Brayden Sanders
>You know what ive put a mystery box in the ring. theres a surprise bomb ive made inside it that will be set off remotely in 15 minutes time - going over everybody clean within a 2 mile radius -- should vince mcmahon not come down to the ring with his hand inside the arse of his daughter, fire his whole family,call the great khali a paki, and put wenger in charge of the wrestling before firing himself and painting a motor head beard on his face using stephanies shit from her ars0,e which he pulls from her arse him self, saying "look at me everybody, im grabbing the brass ring. im noodling shit from the daughters arse and drawing a disguise on myself with it. im going to look like the cererbral assassin
David Campbell
Kek at this stream of consciousness
Isaiah Gutierrez
wenger in
Blake Powell
"I'm sorry that was some spam email by some loser called nwowolfbitch or something, anyway..."
Chase Kelly
Crinfe
Zachary Davis
IT'S ME AUSTIN
Brody Gutierrez
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