This is the average [s4s] poster

how does it make you feel?

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Step 1: Ask the cat out to dinner.
Step 2: Take her to that italian place downtown. You know, the fancy one, not the olive garden.
Step 3: Order some Wine with your meal. let the Server pick it out.
Step 4: Compliment her on her eyes and fur. Listen to her worries and always keep eye contact. Smile, but don't look so eager that you look like you're going eat her face off.
Step 5: After finishing the meal (which you paid for), take her back to your place. On the way to the door, be sure to say "I had a nice time with you tonight."
Step 6: Fiddle with your keys for a minute and drop them. Bend down, and on your way up, accidentally bump into her, playfully, of course. Laugh it off.
Step 7: Turn to her and lean in for a kiss. Nothing deep, just a nice shallow kiss.
Step 8: Invite her in. have candles ready to light, preferably rose scented. Light them and invite her to freshen up in the bathroom.
Step 9: While she's gone, put on some romantic music. When she comes back, tell her she looks beautiful.
Step 10: Sit together and cuddle on the couch for a bit. When the mood is right and she seems sleepy, whisper "wanna take this to the bedroom?".
Step 11: Take her to your bed and kiss her on her shoulders, rubbing them sensually. While she's moaning, reach into the side table for your tools.
Step 12: Take out the box of Q-Tips and wet one end with your mouth and gently insert it 3/8" into her vaginal cavity. Gently rotate until she's satisfied.

Hope I helped.

Your fortune: Bad Luck

how do i get a [s4s] tranny gf

lolwut

Sxe on the first date is a sin.

ripa?

shes ded

Causing pain is a sin

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no

what do you mean, "no" ?

this is so much more sexual than nudity good i love it

this is me

Wanna be my new ripa?

scared

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used to give a negative response.
"“Is anything wrong?” “No.”"
synonyms: no indeed, absolutely not, most certainly not, of course not, under no circumstances, by no means, not at all, negative, never, not really, no thanks;

yes

Your fortune: Godly Luck

I seem to be below average then

:-)

awww dunt go fishin for compliments you r a qt toblerum

Best guide ever

first you find [s4s] bf, then you joust dicks with him and if you're lucky you'll pierce his flesh first and he will become your tranny gf.

Just like the mighty sea squid