Asuka Chads, Assemble

Get in here and post in tribute to the biggest draw of asp.

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youtube.com/watch?v=pWxlQ0Bz5NI
youtube.com/watch?v=4ex2OF79TDA
streamable.com/iosqz
mega.nz/#F!gN5HSA6Z!L7czphGlgkEp6udbL3voMA
whitepages.com/name/Kanako-Urai/Las-Vegas-NV/157kw2xh
youtube.com/watch?v=iGu_x8gev4I
youtube.com/watch?v=pIeFKSyHLFw
twitter.com/DaveShack/
youtube.com/watch?v=Sko2XKpzH_g
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

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She builds furniture on youtube now look it up

That's not Kevin Nash.

I know. It's great, isn't it.

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Her english was way better then what wwe would have me to believe

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Miz could of gotten himself some.

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Miz AND Sheamus? Another Asian woman worshipping BWC.

I live for these threads

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yeee boi
mega.nz/#!WhMBFQ7D!VYDCXI5IQU3uQVH-s_5yxLJWGc3LhSeIG2j8AhNe9RY

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What is this ultra rare Kana I see before me? I'll drink to that!

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Is there a chance of Asuka going back to NXT lads? They're sending Owens back and other people like Fandango, Cesaro and Apollo have gone back there as well. Surely the women division needs fresh faces right now.

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They should send Kairi and Asuka back for sure. They are wasted on the main roster and if they go back I don't have to watch the main shows for any reason.

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Remember that slap reverse in to the armbar.

Why is Vince such a senile old cunt, bros.

youtube.com/watch?v=pWxlQ0Bz5NI

took it from her so it didn't make Ronda's shitty rolling armbar look bad, what a disgrace

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THINK AGAIN YTBOI

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>Dat thumbnail

>chads
>weebs
Pick one

Where's this from???

I wish I could rub her feet, of course I wouldn't use my hands.

god i love mombods

No. She's Charlotte's personal jobber and will be needed again soon.

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She's not needed.
Pretty much this.

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She's Youtuber now.

Odds are, she's now been told not to do the seated Fujiwara armbar. Can't have muh man Becky's finisher looking weak.

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At this point I don't even know what her finisher is anymore. It might as well be just waiting for Kairi to do the Insane Elbow.

There is only one finisher that matters

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>Got beaten by bullshit bridging submission
>Uses bullshit bridging submission to beat other horsie
>Still gets beaten by bullshit bridging submission few months later after not being on TV, cause Vince is a moron
It's sad lads.

Asuka should just tap people out from a whole bunch of different submissions. Any time she gets a random submission on someone, they should be in serious peril.

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That would be cool, but that would require Vince to give a shit about her booking again.

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A COMPLETED IT

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Coming soon Asuka plays a flute! or something!?

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>Super Mario Maker 2
>Assembling a Chair
>Playing Recorder
>Guest stars including Sasha Banks
Seems like KanaChan TV is going to have a wide variety of content.

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She’s going to be barefoot in every video, huh

>takes picture of screen
What a boomer

She’ll stop when the footfags overrun her channel

Hell she even wrestled barefoot before WWE made her wear shoes

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>taking a pic of the screen with your phone

Holy cringoli

youtube.com/watch?v=4ex2OF79TDA

>immediately laughs for no reason
No adult should be this giddy all the time. Not sure if she’s on drugs or trying too hard to be kawaii.

FEET
YUM

video length: 4:20

She's telling us she's high.

M-mommy

It's a Japanese thing streamable.com/iosqz

YES. NEW VIDEO. MY DAY IS MADE.

I want to cum on Asuka's feet while she plays video games.

I want to that to be mah cock!

>happy people exists
I know that must be an alien concept on this website.

*sniff*

Its easier to speak a language freely than to recite from a script.

has to be a lot smaller if it were your cock, kiddo!

>streamable.com/iosqz
that doesn't count that's just okada laughing at YOSHI-HASHI's existence

Why doesn't she wear socks like a normal human being?

Because it draws in the footchad audience.

And she'd be laughing more at it.

what kinda loser wears socks when they're just chilling around their house
if it's cold just wear some slippers

>Asuka
>"B"WC
Lmao

Do you think she has a clue what any of these words mean?

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the forced fake laugh at the beginning made me cringe so hard i had to close the tab

>the forced fake laugh

you don't interact with many humans

that laugh was 100% disingenuous. you're the robotic autist incapable of processing emotions.

Literally playing a Legend of Zelda ditty on a skin-colored flute, while barefeet and next to Master Chief's severed head. I'm sweating profusely right now. This woman is fucking sexy.

autist supremo over here!

>Being pedantic and weird about a simple laugh on a video.

>Calling others autists.

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>watch so much JAV I thought she was going to strip naked

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CFNM JAV is top tier

how does this make you feel?

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Who is holding her camera on her youtube channel???

Tripod

Might make enough sense if you parse it from Google Translate into Japanese

Her lover

is that what she calls Sheamus?

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ugh that's it, im going to see her after a house show to fuck her

>nervous/embarrassed laugh knowing she's terrible but still going to upload it for the world to see

she's great

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>Asuka manages to trigger incel by laughing on internet
Based

Xavier Woods

and the video is Asuka just laughing at how bad she sounded at first. What's the point?

my mommy is so cute and funny!

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my fucking sides

Asuka’s feet are so yummy

Sometimes her husband, other times her child, but this time it was tripod

ok incel, please don't shoot up a theater when the joker comes out

When's the last time you laughed at yourself for a a minor screw up?

I usually say faggot or nigger aloud.

Who records these? Also this was more entertaining then ram and smackdown this week

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every fatsuka fan weeb is going to become a mass shooter when joker comes out
what a bunch of utter creeps

It's a tripod but for the previous video it was her husband, you can guess it by how she's acting.

y so serious?

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Why is she so cute, bros?

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Yo someone post the MEGA collection

I haven't updated it in a while.Only missing a few images from my current collection, though

mega.nz/#F!gN5HSA6Z!L7czphGlgkEp6udbL3voMA

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Based, thanks CHADdsuka bro

Roastie seething

Mommy is going to Iron Maiden in Vegas tomorrow

>tfw you'll never bang Asuka in one of those portable restrooms at an Iron Maiden concert

Are you kidding. I'll be hootin' and hollerin' and knocking back Jack & Cokes in celebration and asking what took them so long.

I wish I was with mommy so we can sing Run to the Hills and Aces High together.

based and thank u.

Based Metal Mom

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We do not need to do that.
We are well adjusted.
We know that we want Asuka to be happy.
We do not need to go and shoot up a school because she won't ever be pushed.

>Master chief's helmet randomly in the background
It's like how the right wing youtubers randomly put a skull in their videos, except actually based

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FLABsuka

Why are her gravures so damn boring? I mean, I still cum to them, but they should be so much better.

God i want her to yell at me in Japanese while riding me and slapping me

Asuka's a huge Halo mark. I remember years ago she used to work on Inside Xbox in Japan.

Maybe she didn't want to go as far as Shida.

Do we know where in Vegas she lives? I might consider moving to Nevada.

>coming to project in an Asuka thread in Yea Forums of all places
you're reaching real lows in your life user, I want you to stop now and reconsider all your thoughts and ideas

Rhodes Ranch

Gonna ask your father to bankrole the move, little fella?

more specifically

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Just drive around until you find her.

>suburban hell

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Much appreciated.

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Don't forget to steal her pantsu

Will do!

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Smark

I'd advise against that. Daisuke will probably be waiting for you with a .357 in hand.

>bankrole

worked

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Nice top

She looks so good bros.
How on earth did she manage to convince him to put her over?

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She’s embarrassed about her flabby body and wasn’t comfortable in them.

We rivuh in a soshietih

He might be losing righ tnow but he'll come back with a Vengeance in a few years. Japanese women stay young until 50 at best but then get a complete career ending mega squash burial in the span of months.

>tfw no boomer Asian MILF gf

whitepages.com/name/Kanako-Urai/Las-Vegas-NV/157kw2xh

Uhhhh if anyone try looking for her in Vegas

She hated doing them because she felt it was beneath a real wrassler like herself. In other words, she’s an uppity feminazi who needs to learn the rightful role of women.

Does anyone have the picture where she did vomit and Bayley grab her hair?

She got pregnant in her twenties. There's nothing more woman role follower than that.

That was mia yim

Big daddy Daisuke Ural ding-dong diddly go judo on yo bitchh asses

That wasn’t Asuka. Not even the right hair colour.

>backstage pass

she didn't even have to watch the concert with the rest of the plebs

A perk of sucking off Maiden enough on twitter to get followed by them.

yumola

Bull Nakano still looks good

It was hair, look at the first picture from this thread,it similar color and Bayley was still with NXT and Mia worked for TNA as Jade, just provide it, it's so hard to find it on search engine.

Asuka had pink hair then red and green hair when Bayley was on NXT. It’s not her in the photo.

I love my mommy

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Hope youre in the theater I choose bb girl

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I love her smile

it's a good one

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Based Kana & her mom glasses

Since her kid is growing up in the US, do you think he tells kids at school his mom is Asuka?

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He’s probably not in the US

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youtube.com/watch?v=iGu_x8gev4I

ASUKA PLAYS TAIKO NO TATSUJIN

Asuka has zero rhythm

kawaiii as fuck

>Yo dawg, I heard you like Asuka

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there has to be some input lag because I refuse to believe anyone is that bad

Why do I get the feeling when she gets horny, she screams "YOU FUCK ME RIGHT NOW!!" as she kicks her potential breeder in the chest while slapping her thigh.

The state of her

cringe

>Based Asuka bought the same tour shirt as me

Excellent taste.

I like that her cartoons bully her.

I haven’t fapped for 2 weeks now bros. Hoping I can attain a wet dream of Asuka giving me a motherly blowjob. Pic related.

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she was very disappointed

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...

thats a based from me

I guess black man rhythm isn't sexually transmitted.

>webcam ready
based

BMAWTOS

Her kid is in Japan. As if Asuka would allow her beautiful child be corrupted by one of the worst educational systems in the world.

Bayley and Sasha are being mean to Asuka. That's bullying.

The home drum controller is really bad, it's not Kana-chan's fault!

Man, I thought I was bad at this game

well yeah but still

bro... lmao
Watching Kana fail at things is highly entertaining

well, it was her first time too.. I tend to be the same way when I start something, even if I get really good quickly, that first time can just be overwhelming as you try to take in whats happening

Asuka's showing she can portray Bayley and Sasha's heel personas better than Vince.

She's a woman, of course she's that bad.

Please have that on at the wrong, or should I say right time, so we can have a special show.

Based

Worse than Miz at Street Fighter, but way cuter
Here's Okada's theme being aced in Taiko youtube.com/watch?v=pIeFKSyHLFw

I miss Champska

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Wish i could lick mommy’s soles

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Based mommy

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You made me chuckle, thanks man.

based
post moar qt kana

she’s unequivocally THE draw here

Heaven

I figured they’d be saving this for whitewomen like Ronda or her Horsies

thread derailed for these two zoomers, attention span of a gnat

Thank You!

>watching right wing youtubers

Yikes!

Or watching left wing youtubers, who have pointed out and satirised the right wing's bizarre facination with skulls.

My favorite is seeing a blue lives matter bumpersticker. I intentionally pass and switch lanes to drive slow infront of them

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>watching left wing youtubers

Yikes!

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Asuka once again drawing the house on asp.

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absolutely based
she knows

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Do you think Sheiky tried to put the moves on her?

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What a lucky SOB! Is this dude famous or just some random guy?

I don't know, it's him twitter.com/DaveShack/

Shoot had a dream last night where I was at a water park with Peyton and Asuka. Asuka kept showing me her tits, and I was video recording Peyton as she swam around with her ass out.

Then my fucking dog barked and woke me up.

I'm sorry mommy, I'll start passing in my homework starting tomorrow wait no mommy nommmmmmffffffmfmfmfmfmffff

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Looks like a chimp desu

>watching YouTubers
Yikes AND cringe.

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>posting cringe on a chinese cartoon board
redundant

Stopped watching the PPV half way through, think I'm done with wwe for good unless they actually use her again .. Everything is so boring

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I fell asleep halfway through. Seems like I didn't miss anything.

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youtube.com/watch?v=Sko2XKpzH_g

Why didn't she just upload this on her own channel?

UUDD filmed it, plus it has way more subscribers, so this is good exposure for KCTV

There should be a link to KCTV channel. Creed you greedy fuck, help Kana-chan.

>help Kana-chan.

she's there to help their pathetic views

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>2 million sub channel linked on the 48 million sub wwe channel getting mogged by a 60k sub channel in views

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>getting a tour of Capcom and some guy high enough on the chain to know you were coming dug out a exercise book from a decade ago

kek

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>Asuka wrote WWE on the cover
She's truly E for life isn't she?

>capcom special to her, grew up playing megaman, resident evil, street fighter
wtf lads, she really is the perfect boomer wife
classic video games, based rock/metal music, fucking liked wrestling so much she actually just became a wrestler

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SHE IS SO YUMMY
GOT A GREAT TUMMY
I CALL HER MOMMY
SHE MAKES ME CUMMY
OHHH OOOOWOOOO OHHHH OWHWHOOOOOOWWOOOOO
SHE MAKES CUUUUUOOOOOOOUUUOUOUUOOOUUUUUMEEEEEEEEHHHHHH

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I'd normally never jack it to gravure vids because it's kinda lame, but with her ones, I just had to. Because it's the most skin we'll ever see her show. Plus she has a very sensual seductive air about here. She just oozes sex.
Also Shida's gravure vids.

Yes

She's turning 38 at the end of the month, she will probably sign one last contract like AJ with a reduced schedule and then retire in 3-5 years.

She’s not important enough to get herself that kind of deal

Then she will leave retard E-drone. It's a take it or leave it deal. It's not like there aren't other options for her to go or to do. Doing Youtube is simply one of them.

she would be a huge get for AEW which is why WWE will give her a raise to sit on her ass

is it true she fucked him?

Asuka will never hum Japanese lullabies while tucking you into bed and kiss you on the forehead goodnight

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>still no new video
is there a SD house show tonight ?

A 40 year old who can't speak English is not a huge get

No.

dumb retard with no vision

>willingly walking away from six figure salary
Kek no. She's already fallen into retarded spending habits like all women do when they get a taste of wealth. She'll wrestle until physically unable.

Seething weeb. AEW will go for Kairi and only Kairi. She makes Asuka obsolete

>can't speak English i
Watch Kana-chan TV
Get a clue

>Dumb incel raeg against women

That proves my point. She’s awful at it

>wymanz bad, incels RISE UP
I hope police guns you down soon

she speaks English well enough when she doesn't have to memorize a retarded Vince promo

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Then she should fuck off. Promos are the most important part of the job

Any KCTV tonight?

no :(

>AoP beaners get subtitles
>Asuka gets Paige

not fair bros

Screw you for ruining my dreams. Now I won't be able to sleep tonight because I can't dream about this happening now. Thanks a lot pal!

Edrones are a cancer

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We need a 24/7 Asukatube

Yeah, she should. That way we could get rid of parasite shits like you from these threads.