Kairi Sane is auctioning off her ring gear

damn its really over huh
shes leaving wwe

It expires the month before Mania and she'll re-sign

Who is it that said her wrestling lifedream is going to WWE? Is it Kairi or Io?

Ill buy the trunks, dont care for the reat

Kairi. Lo said her dream was to be a bride and a mother.

It feels like she's going to give up on the WWE, and this is a way for her to part with some of her stuff and still be the based giving Princess she is

You better back that up or you're full of shit

She signed a three year contract in March 2017. This was reported at the time.

Nah she's a money mark. The deal after your first one is always substantial.

Based Kairi working marks for a lizard skin bag and rolex

>be rich
>buy gear
>miraculously it fits my svelte femboy body
>use return address on package to find Kairi's home
>arrive wearing gear
>ask her to let me be her first mate on her crew
>"ok, but to be first mate, first you have to mate with me!"
>we're now a couple

Xia Li is going to answer the door, mock you and tell Kairi "No American Faggot. Date only Real American!" Then I show up right after you in my 8ball jacket and flex hardcore, booting you in your cross-dressing ass spilling your rose bouquet and nuggies all over the floor as we all laugh. I get on my motorcycle and ride off with her. The air blowing through my Vanilla Ice flattop and her hands hugging my waist. This is awesome chants erupt from the PC campus.

As cross dresser cries, a faint “You Deserve It” chant is heard emanating from Connor the Crusher’s casket

>Kairi comes from land of traps and androgyny
>Has passionate affair with Xia Li in the sweltering hot summer of '18.
>You think she'd seriously choose some gross 1990s macho throwback over a delicious femboy

You are going to be so embarrassed when she chooses me over you for her crew.

>>Kairi comes from land of traps and androgyny
That's Brazil and now USA.

Based Japanese cultural influence feminising the world.

I’m pretty sure it will be washed

Lesbians go ding dong diddly straight when an alpha with black man moves comes in and drops the gigatron bomb - shushing everyone when I tell her to "Drop the zero... and get with the hero." Slick my hair back with my switchblade comb and she's coming with me in two snaps, jabronie.

why would anyone buy it then

If you're an alpha with a black man why are you interested in Kairi? Your boyfriend Tyrone needs your loving, user.

I said I have moves like one. Wipe the cope from your eyes junior as I demonstrate - and you dilate.

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Holy fucking BASED

I'd buy it and use the dna on it to attempt to clone a kairi daughter to raise as my own only to be shocked when the baby comes out as an aussie dude and it turns out that the dna actually belonged to joshi smasher after he snuck into her house and jizzed on all her clothes without her consent.

based hulkster

Hate to break it to you but those are black woman moves. Maybe you have a shot if Kairi's a major Beyonce fan or something.

Hate to break it to (you), but black women don't do that, they twerk. Only soursop bitches like you, Sonny Kiss and Kofi would think it's okay to do that kind of dancing, however.

She's in a carny business what do you expect?

Thanks for comparing me to the WWE Champion, user, that means a lot to me.

>Not wanting to obtain and sniff Kairi's underwear.

Don't need wrestling gear when ya never get to wrestle.